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Posted - 2012.07.13 16:41:00 -
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Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Dropship Driver. (Mr. Dropship Driver) You start your day with a "boom boom from the top of the tower." and a "pew pew" from your sniper rifle. While most clones run below in blind stupidity, you proudly sit two hundred feet above the fray. (uugghh!) No one knows the guts it takes to fly so high with glowing swarms approaching from one direction. Or the insults one has to endure from the forums . (He's a camper) Blaring horns, profanity, vicious insults - all met with a courtly tip of your militia hat. (Cheerio!) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buggy boy, because the way you say "KDr/R" makes us say "you go girl"! (whoa whoa whoa)
Add your favorite genius parody ,
My next one will he about tank drivers stay tuned or add yours. |
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Posted - 2012.07.13 16:54:00 -
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Guys enough with the logic behind it. This is just a parody of the things we see in the game not a thread on why one should or should not do these things. Just a PARODY! |
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Posted - 2012.07.13 19:12:00 -
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Heavys, scouts, the leader of my squad. The dudes hangin off of the drop ship .Mr. proto suit , down at the local objective that protects my back while capping. This is for the people in my crew That help me through the day and make me feel good
This Buds for you And you and you and you
This Buds for you And you and you and you |
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Posted - 2012.07.14 00:40:00 -
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Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr.Spawn camper (Mr.Spawn Camper). No its not strange to join 6 of your buddys in the nano hive after spawn camping objective B (spawn camping Objective B). it's not your fault ccp made everyone spawn in the same spot. Oh wear will they spawn next (oh wear will they spaw next) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Spawn camper and be glad they never dropped an up link, cause we say hehehehe easy kills "
(Yeah yeah yeah.) |
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Posted - 2012.07.14 01:19:00 -
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Wrong place to post player. I'm sure your gripe will be heard just in another post |
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Posted - 2012.07.16 18:48:00 -
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Posted - 2012.07.29 06:13:00 -
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Posted - 2012.09.18 01:57:00 -
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just thought this might remind us if all the crazy things we have gone through in the beta. Time to add one about tanks |
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Posted - 2012.12.24 04:24:00 -
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Today we salute you Mr. Camouflage LAV Maker (Mr. Camouflage LAV Maker)
Your amazing skills of deception can trick a noob into thinking we're a tree out for a Drive
Or a shrub having a cup of coffee (shrub having coffee)
Tirelessly, you perfect your artistry, the squiggly black line, the blob The slightly larger blob, all in spectacular shades of green (Green, green, and green)
Thanks to you we look fabulous in OUR out of the forrest block ops LAV that can be easily accessorized with face paint and a few twigs (Dressed to kill)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Camouflage LAV Maker Because when it comes to blending in, you really stand out (Mr. Camouflage LAV Maker) |
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Posted - 2013.04.11 18:49:00 -
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MR LAV SOOPER-UPPER
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius (Hawaiian Style) (Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. LAV sooper Upper. (Mr. LAV Sooper Upper) Any noob can drop in a crummy Baloch with an engine, but only you have the moxy to put a V-twin fusion accelerator on it and fly up Manus peak without a helmet. (YEAH!) Is that a volcano erupting? No, it's just Ted Nuggent (Mine's louder than yours) You take an under-powered piece of junk and turn it into an over-powered piece of junk. (Get your motor running) So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O' Maestro of the Blaloc. We'd sing your praises, but we saw that blueberry jump in and steal your supped up LAV let's hope he doesn't get it blown up . (Mr. LAV Sooper Upper) |
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Posted - 2013.04.12 03:01:00 -
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MR. KING OF THE microphone
Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. King of the Microphone (mic check! mic check!) Armed with your mic, you brazenly call out the battle cause you have your mic on and you are in charge . (Can you here me?) Kids screaming in the background, why aren't you guys hacking A i have a clean line of site from manus peak, you start singing it all sounds the sameGÇölike a sick cat trapped under a parked car. (That's a flat kitty) Sure, nobody's clapping, but that doesn't mean you can't give them 6 more encores. (They're clapping on the inside) So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O' Hero of the High Note. You sing to the beat of a different drum, because the one in your ear is clearly broken. (Mr. King of the microphone) |
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