Militia Dropship - free
Proto heavy forge fit - 150K


The look on the heavy's face when the dropship he shot down crashes on him - Priceless.

Ok, for the millionth time or so.
Being a sniper or AV troop on a high strategic point is not camping, it's not bad and it should not be touched. That's proper military thinking.

BUT.
Buying a dropship and then using it to just park up there is really not what they're meant for. It shows you are:

1. Not a team player. You're a lone wolf and really should learn to play as part of the team.
2. Really making a bad choice. That dropship should never be sitting still. It should be used to constantly move troops across the battlefield and provide air support.
3. Probably only interested in K/D count. In a real corp you'd be kicked out after the first match or maybe even during it.

it is required to take out all turrets to be able to fly around ferrying the infantry around. those turrets auto aim and can shoot across the entire map.

Real Men of Genius Today we salut you Mr. First Day Player. When your team starts a match and moves off as a squad to begin a match you walk off the other direction and try to solo a tank! When you are one shotted by that tank does it stop you? Never, you respawn and go back to where you died before only to be taken out by a Creodon AR. No one understands the dedication it takes to get 1 million kills in a weekend and you Mr. First Day Player will shoulder that responsibility and attempt to get all 1 million deaths by yourself. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, because when everyone gets that 1 million SP and ISK, you can know that YOU made a difference!

Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Shotgun Sniper (Mr. Shotgun Sniper). As your team moves off in a unit formation you grab your shotgun or massdriver and head in a completely different direction (does he even know where he's going?) Who cares if you have to jump over the last 7 steps of this mountainside and run through 10 seconds of out of bounds territory (Why can't I run faster?). As you clear the outskirt of the battlefields you see your objective in front of you, lining up his shots at your allies (Oh no you didn't). While snipers may hide out of harms way, you beat them to it, then calmly walk up behind them before performing an flawless execution that would make a Colombian drug lord shed a tear (So when did you get here?). So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, platformer of the shooter arena (what the hell is that dot in the corner?) because every time a Snipers finds one of your allies, you find him (Now he's gonna get you) and that makes all the difference.

Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Fearless Tactical Sniper (Mr. Fearless Tactical Sniper). That guy's running straight at you with a AR (So many bullets).. So you smiled and said thank you as you lined up a perfect shot with your Sniper Rifle or Forge Gun (Oh oh oh.) as you drop an Uplink and a Nanohive (My spot you can't have it). While other snipers may hide out of harms way, you punge headfirst into the teeth of battle (Who keeps shooting at me?). So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, purveyor of painless oblivion, and then crack open another helmet (Was that another head shot?) because while other Snipers need to whine about aiming from the rooftops, you need a beer to wash down the smooth, smooth taste of victory (Oo oo oo).

haha nice but true
these noobz are terrible
like Ms. zekina zek
in her ERYX $hi7

ramming me,
then going boom.

Ish is really funny dude,

this Noob is terrible.
Like my raping skill
wishing they could
kill.



----------DRaven DeMort carries you home----------

zek is a guy, and i can assure you, hes a pretty damn good pilot....

We need one about the pink drop suit I keep reading about .lol

Real Men of Genius (real men of genius) Today we salute you, Mr. Dropship Driver. (Mr. Dropship Driver) You start your day with a "boom boom from the top of the tower." and a "pew pew" from your sniper rifle. While most clones run below in blind stupidity, you proudly sit two hundred feet above the fray. (uugghh!) No one knows the guts it takes to fly so high with glowing swarms approaching from one direction. Or the insults one has to endure from the forums . (He's a camper) Blaring horns, profanity, vicious insults - all met with a courtly tip of your militia hat. (Cheerio!) So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, buggy boy, because the way you say "KDr/R" makes us say "you go girl"! (whoa whoa whoa)

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