DUST Search - After-Action Report: Dust Uni Vs. Seraphim

Blapathon Tanker wrote:

After successfully entering the Planetary conquest battle on behalf of DUST University uninvited my corp and I delivered our ultimatum.

Pay 100 million ISK or lose the District.

DUST University declined our terms so we entered the Planetary Conquest map.

Within moments my squad began purging DUST University Infantry on behalf of our employers. I immediately dropped a madrugar with full kit and began my work, massacring as many DUST University personnel as possible in the early moments of the game.

Unfortunately Seraphim Initiative was myopic and could not tell friend from foe so they blew my tank up. Oh well, we moved along and immediately began dropping jeeps into the fray to educate the University in the folly of their ways. After a few bumper kisses the Seraphim Crew helpfully killed me again.

meanwhile my minions were loose in the wire and hunting the University fools who were desperately attempting to salvage the battle and hold the district. To prove the futility of such I charged the bumper of a gunnlogi and got driven over thus reducing the clone count yet again.

Finally after much heated violence DUST University lost the district via clone count.

Sucks to be them.

When Grief university enters the battle and delivers our ultimatum understand: You will pay our demanded ransom, or we will remove your district from your hands.

We are also open for hire. if you want someone screwed, Grief University is your tool, for we are standing on the shoulders of giants among griefers to bring misery to our targets. We are here to insure your victory... unless the victim meets our demands and doubles the payment.

That is all.

Or is it?

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Blapathon Tanker Grief University 0	Posted - 2013.05.17 22:45:00 - [1] - Quote After successfully entering the Planetary conquest battle on behalf of DUST University uninvited my corp and I delivered our ultimatum. Pay 100 million ISK or lose the District. DUST University declined our terms so we entered the Planetary Conquest map. Within moments my squad began purging DUST University Infantry on behalf of our employers. I immediately dropped a madrugar with full kit and began my work, massacring as many DUST University personnel as possible in the early moments of the game. Unfortunately Seraphim Initiative was myopic and could not tell friend from foe so they blew my tank up. Oh well, we moved along and immediately began dropping jeeps into the fray to educate the University in the folly of their ways. After a few bumper kisses the Seraphim Crew helpfully killed me again. meanwhile my minions were loose in the wire and hunting the University fools who were desperately attempting to salvage the battle and hold the district. To prove the futility of such I charged the bumper of a gunnlogi and got driven over thus reducing the clone count yet again. Finally after much heated violence DUST University lost the district via clone count. Sucks to be them. When Grief university enters the battle and delivers our ultimatum understand: You will pay our demanded ransom, or we will remove your district from your hands. We are also open for hire. if you want someone screwed, Grief University is your tool, for we are standing on the shoulders of giants among griefers to bring misery to our targets. We are here to insure your victory... unless the victim meets our demands and doubles the payment. That is all. Or is it?
Iron Wolf Saber Den of Swords 4272	Posted - 2013.05.17 22:47:00 - [2] - Quote You should fine SI for blowing up your crap.
Vyzion Eyri The Southern Legion RISE of LEGION 676	Posted - 2013.05.17 22:49:00 - [3] - Quote Well after this who's going to trust you'll keep your word after payment? Ruthless kittens.
SoTa ReGnUM PoP Namtar Elite Gallente Federation 13	Posted - 2013.05.17 22:50:00 - [4] - Quote Blapathon Tanker wrote: After successfully entering the Planetary conquest battle on behalf of DUST University uninvited my corp and I delivered our ultimatum. Pay 100 million ISK or lose the District. DUST University declined our terms so we entered the Planetary Conquest map. Within moments my squad began purging DUST University Infantry on behalf of our employers. I immediately dropped a madrugar with full kit and began my work, massacring as many DUST University personnel as possible in the early moments of the game. Unfortunately Seraphim Initiative was myopic and could not tell friend from foe so they blew my tank up. Oh well, we moved along and immediately began dropping jeeps into the fray to educate the University in the folly of their ways. After a few bumper kisses the Seraphim Crew helpfully killed me again. meanwhile my minions were loose in the wire and hunting the University fools who were desperately attempting to salvage the battle and hold the district. To prove the futility of such I charged the bumper of a gunnlogi and got driven over thus reducing the clone count yet again. Finally after much heated violence DUST University lost the district via clone count. Sucks to be them. When Grief university enters the battle and delivers our ultimatum understand: You will pay our demanded ransom, or we will remove your district from your hands. We are also open for hire. if you want someone screwed, Grief University is your tool, for we are standing on the shoulders of giants among griefers to bring misery to our targets. We are here to insure your victory... unless the victim meets our demands and doubles the payment. That is all. Or is it? What I learned from this: SI loves to kill themselves and allies. What I didn't learn: How to dance. How good you guys are - you were beating on students... How to troll How to not fail
Gravity Sucks Grief University 0	Posted - 2013.05.17 22:53:00 - [5] - Quote Vyzion Eyri wrote: Well after this who's going to trust you'll keep your word after payment? Ruthless kittens. Dust Uni didn't take our threat seriously, and paid the price for it. We will honor any agreement that is finalized.
Vallud Eadesso Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 151	Posted - 2013.05.17 22:53:00 - [6] - Quote Blapathon Tanker wrote: After successfully entering the Planetary conquest battle on behalf of DUST University uninvited my corp and I delivered our ultimatum. Pay 100 million ISK or lose the District. DUST University declined our terms so we entered the Planetary Conquest map. Within moments my squad began purging DUST University Infantry on behalf of our employers. I immediately dropped a madrugar with full kit and began my work, massacring as many DUST University personnel as possible in the early moments of the game. Unfortunately Seraphim Initiative was myopic and could not tell friend from foe so they blew my tank up. Oh well, we moved along and immediately began dropping jeeps into the fray to educate the University in the folly of their ways. After a few bumper kisses the Seraphim Crew helpfully killed me again. meanwhile my minions were loose in the wire and hunting the University fools who were desperately attempting to salvage the battle and hold the district. To prove the futility of such I charged the bumper of a gunnlogi and got driven over thus reducing the clone count yet again. Finally after much heated violence DUST University lost the district via clone count. Sucks to be them. When Grief university enters the battle and delivers our ultimatum understand: You will pay our demanded ransom, or we will remove your district from your hands. We are also open for hire. if you want someone screwed, Grief University is your tool, for we are standing on the shoulders of giants among griefers to bring misery to our targets. We are here to insure your victory... unless the victim meets our demands and doubles the payment. That is all. Or is it? And there goes your credibility as a mercenary corp. Good luck finding a contract worth any weight now. My advice? Delete this post before it destroys your reputation.
Iron Wolf Saber Den of Swords 4275	Posted - 2013.05.17 22:55:00 - [7] - Quote Gravity Sucks wrote: Vyzion Eyri wrote: Well after this who's going to trust you'll keep your word after payment? Ruthless kittens. Dust Uni didn't take our threat seriously, and paid the price for it. We will honor any agreement that is finalized. Dust University knows not to trust ransoms ever. Nobody will ever take your alternatives seriously its almost wasted effort on most Eve hardened corps. Negotiations under threat will always result in conflict. Also you gave your employers away, that's very bad business.
Blapathon Tanker Grief University 1	Posted - 2013.05.17 22:55:00 - [8] - Quote Vallud Eadesso wrote: And there goes your credibility as a mercenary corp. Good luck finding a contract worth any weight now. My advice? Delete this post before it destroys your reputation. Actually i think my rep is right where I want it to be. Reputation doesn't trump results.
Vallud Eadesso Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 151	Posted - 2013.05.17 22:58:00 - [9] - Quote Blapathon Tanker wrote: Vallud Eadesso wrote: And there goes your credibility as a mercenary corp. Good luck finding a contract worth any weight now. My advice? Delete this post before it destroys your reputation. Actually i think my rep is right where I want it to be. Reputation doesn't trump results. It will when you can't find any reasonable alliance to trust you with anything more substantial than being cannon fodder for their ground ops. What you did was INCREDIBLY shortsighted. You've got a lot to learn about New Eden.
Lance 2ballzStrong SyNergy Gaming EoN. 1645	Posted - 2013.05.17 22:59:00 - [10] - Quote not sure what's funnier...attacking DUST Uni, or sabotaging them in order to win Edit: I can't say for sure SI hired these guys as spies, or w/e. Calling them "friends" isn't promising, and I'm sure SI won't mind the free district win. Again, I'm not saying SI hired these guys to spy or sabotage

Blapathon Tanker Grief University 1	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:00:00 - [11] - Quote Vallud Eadesso wrote: [quote=Blapathon Tanker] You've got a lot to learn about New Eden. Read what Mr CSM said above me. no, no I don't. Assumptions will bite you in the ass sooner or later.
Laheon Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 536	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:00:00 - [12] - Quote You've literally just advertised that you're VERY willing to turn against the company that's hired you to defend their district. No one's going to hire you to fight for them again, I hope you realise.
SoTa ReGnUM PoP Namtar Elite Gallente Federation 14	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:01:00 - [13] - Quote Lance 2ballzStrong wrote: not sure what's funnier...attacking DUST Uni, or sabotaging them in order to win CRONOS showing there skill in game once again by playing a fair game with students!... wait what?
SoTa ReGnUM PoP Namtar Elite Gallente Federation 14	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:02:00 - [14] - Quote Blapathon Tanker wrote: Vallud Eadesso wrote: [quote=Blapathon Tanker] You've got a lot to learn about New Eden. Read what Mr CSM said above me. no, no I don't. Assumptions will bite you in the ass sooner or later. Remember your own words.
Vallud Eadesso Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 151	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:02:00 - [15] - Quote Blapathon Tanker wrote: Vallud Eadesso wrote: [quote=Blapathon Tanker] You've got a lot to learn about New Eden. Read what Mr CSM said above me. no, no I don't. Assumptions will bite you in the ass sooner or later. I'll hold you to that ;)
Iron Wolf Saber Den of Swords 4275	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:03:00 - [16] - Quote Blapathon Tanker wrote: Vallud Eadesso wrote: [quote=Blapathon Tanker] You've got a lot to learn about New Eden. Read what Mr CSM said above me. no, no I don't. Assumptions will bite you in the ass sooner or later. Would it tickle you funny that SI wanted to hire you guys so they can just team kill you guys? Or maybe would it tickle you further if Dust University payed SI to provide a live fire 'training' scenario against semi-real targets? Why do you assume SI hired you to simply take a district? What if SI hired you... just to use you guys?
Sloth9230 Reaper Galactic ROFL BROS 1375	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:04:00 - [17] - Quote Now... why would I let you into our PC matches again?
Jason Pearson Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS. 1148	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:05:00 - [18] - Quote Some of us did wonder what dafuq was going on, gotta be honest. Dark Cloud noticed a Redberry jump on his tank that was going lose on fellow reddots, he wept when the said reddot was kill, it was very sad.
Lance 2ballzStrong SyNergy Gaming EoN. 1645	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:06:00 - [19] - Quote Jason Pearson wrote: Some of us did wonder what dafuq was going on, gotta be honest. Dark Cloud noticed a Redberry jump on his tank that was going lose on fellow reddots, he wept when the said reddot was kill, it was very sad. congrats on the district "win"
ReGnUM MiNdReaDeR DEI The Sangheli 83	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:06:00 - [20] - Quote SoTa ReGnUM PoP wrote: Blapathon Tanker wrote: Vallud Eadesso wrote: [quote=Blapathon Tanker] You've got a lot to learn about New Eden. Read what Mr CSM said above me. no, no I don't. Assumptions will bite you in the ass sooner or later. Remember your own words. Your name would be better if it was regnum sota pop or sota pop regnum but atleast you joined the regnums rank as a gallante

Knight SoIaire Better Hide R Die D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E 448	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:07:00 - [21] - Quote To all those people saying they're ruining their reputation. It doesn't really matter does it? Think about it, okay, nobody will hire them as mercs to fight their battles, but there will definitely be corps hiring them to throw games. Its not as if the victim has to let them into the corp after all, all they need is one alt account in the corp for their whole squad to gain access to the match.
The dark cloud Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS. 1436	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:08:00 - [22] - Quote Ive made a friend and told my team not to shot. Had to kill M621 zma for this offence
Crash Monster Snipers Anonymous 278	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:10:00 - [23] - Quote Blah blah blah.
King Kobrah SyNergy Gaming EoN. 297	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:16:00 - [24] - Quote OP I suggest you take some form of english class, your writing is so convoluted it's hard to understand what actually happened here. Also, you sabotaged one of the worst corporations in the game, that's not an accomplishment or topic worthy.
Blapathon Tanker Grief University 1	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:17:00 - [25] - Quote King Kobrah wrote: OP I suggest you take some form of english class, your writing is so convoluted it's hard to understand what actually happened here. Also, you sabotaged one of the worst corporations in the game, that's not an accomplishment or topic worthy. no it's not. it's a precedent.
SoTa ReGnUM PoP Namtar Elite Gallente Federation 14	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:18:00 - [26] - Quote King Kobrah wrote: OP I suggest you take some form of english class, your writing is so convoluted it's hard to understand what actually happened here. Also, you sabotaged one of the worst corporations in the game, that's not an accomplishment or topic worthy. Ikr? Out of every corp Dust Uni just wants to train using this games Meta and use it to involve many people. CRONOS couldn't even fight them fairly... lol Oh man - the PR trip I'll be having with this thread later is going to be a blast.
Vallud Eadesso Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore 153	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:19:00 - [27] - Quote Blapathon Tanker wrote: King Kobrah wrote: OP I suggest you take some form of english class, your writing is so convoluted it's hard to understand what actually happened here. Also, you sabotaged one of the worst corporations in the game, that's not an accomplishment or topic worthy. no it's not. it's a precedent. I am face palming so hard. You don't advertise betrayals, you dolt. You advertise successfully honored contracts and cover up your lies. You, Sir, seem to have it the wrong way around. I'm in a channel full of capsuleers on EVE who are finding this oh so very funny. One choice quote: "Way to ruin your business before it stars. 100 Million? I don't know... can you break a Billion?"
Crash Monster Snipers Anonymous 278	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:20:00 - [28] - Quote That was my second thought... it's like... who brags about beating up on EVE/DUST University? Seriously?
King Kobrah SyNergy Gaming EoN. 300	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:22:00 - [29] - Quote Blapathon Tanker wrote: King Kobrah wrote: OP I suggest you take some form of english class, your writing is so convoluted it's hard to understand what actually happened here. Also, you sabotaged one of the worst corporations in the game, that's not an accomplishment or topic worthy. no it's not an accomplishment. it's a precedent. Yes, I believe you just set the precedent for what NOT to do when you sabotage PC matches.
Lance 2ballzStrong SyNergy Gaming EoN. 1649	Posted - 2013.05.17 23:23:00 - [30] - Quote SoTa ReGnUM PoP wrote: King Kobrah wrote: OP I suggest you take some form of english class, your writing is so convoluted it's hard to understand what actually happened here. Also, you sabotaged one of the worst corporations in the game, that's not an accomplishment or topic worthy. Ikr? Out of every corp Dust Uni just wants to train using this games Meta and use it to involve many people. CRONOS couldn't even fight them fairly... lol Oh man - the PR trip I'll be having with this thread later is going to be a blast. Yea... The sabotage is one thing, but attacking a corp filled with people trying to learn the game...pathetic. Seriously. I remember when they made a thread here saying what planet they wanted the districts on. I agree them demanding a planet was a little too much, but them asking for a couple districts to settle on, and to let them to their thing...was reasonable. Attacking basically a helpless corp... GG. Mind you, I know it's war, but let's be real, attacking someone who poses no threat to anyone, AND who's teaching the game to new comers?!! That's sad.



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