I DEMAND ALL OF THESE THINGS NOW!! (this is not serious)

1. anytime someone fights me I want one of the boss themes from Shadow of the Collosus to play.

2. I want a gold statue of me in the middle of Manus Peak

3. I want my HMG to have unlimited ammo, fire 100,000 RPM, and do 100 Dmg each shot

4. Whenever I win a match I want the Final Fantasy victory song to play

5. I want a tank with 40,000 shield, and 40.000 armor that moves at 200 M/s

6. same as above but with an LAV

7. A mech that only I can control that looks humanoid, and a pale girl with blue hair that stays in my merc quarters

8. 400,000,000,000,000 ISK

9. A planet named after me

10. I want every corp to pay me a tribute of 100,000,000 ISK or they can't be allowed to operate.

11. A "Giant" Bulge in the crotch of only my drop suit.

12. The Breaking Bad theme to sound when ever you enter the biomass map.

13. The owed Debt of a Lannister

14. The ability to walk on air, "charge power while yelling" resulting in golden energy above your helmet, and the ability to Shoot horizontal orbital strikes from your hands.

15. Cant miss mode enabled with all weapons.

16. The ability to get "PROMOTED!!!!!!!!"

17. Remote explosives on LAV's

18. Battle axe melee weapons

19. A big yellow smiley face to pop on the screen every time you get headshot with a voice saying 'whoopsie!' even if it's from a hmg. It should do it for each bullet.

20. Swarm launchers to lock drop suits

21. 'huk a rock' ability when bleeding out

22. A rep tool the heals 165hp/s with a thirty meter range and stays active through walls

23. I demand horns on all vehicles, and they must sound like those old school "aooooogaaa" horns

24. Also, all vehicles need speakers tied into my playlist so I can share my epic tracks as I drive/flyby. This would also encourage merc tailgate parties

25. War points for tea bagging and bonus points for team bagging in the MCC.

26. Fork lift for tipped over drop ships

27. The over voice chick replaced with Leonard Nimoy

28. Solitaire added to room, only the table is actually a functional 10,000gal salt water fish bowl, failure to feed the fish results in a boring card table... and dead fish.

29. Any time you kill someone with a laser it says "Shattnered"

30. With an HMG you hear the scream of Arnold from Preditor "ARAGRGHGHRGAGHRHA"

31. when you have no objectives capped and are down for the count, "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing.

32. Alan Parsons Project "the Final Countdown" whenever you call in an orbital.

33. The happy birthday song should play when i kill someone in a proto suit.

34. Betty White insults the losing team.

Moved to the the locker room.

30. With an HMG you hear the scream of Arnold from Preditor "ARAGRGHGHRGAGHRHA"

31. when you have no objectives capped and are down for the count, "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing.

32. Alan Parsons Project "the Final Countdown" whenever you call in an orbital.

33. The happy birthday song should play when i kill someone in a proto suit.

34. Betty White insults the losing team.

Moved to the the locker room.

39. The ability to grab a Null canon missile with O and fly to the MCC

40. Same as above but with a tank bullet, a merc cannon.

41. Have some Mario cart to race around and "jump drift"

42. Bullets that turn corners.

43. A toilet in my room, so I can drop one before I rage quit.

You could have just asked for them to never tip over but this is what you ask for? Come one man.

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CCP FoxFour, I am awestruck. Have as many likes as I can give you, also your abusing Dev powers again, going over the quote limit.

And there's absolutely no damage done if we implement Requests 4 and 5, collision damage will see that both those vehicles are insta-killed as soon as they try to move.

Even my amazing dev hax powers only let me quote 15 times. :( Makes me sad I can't just be infinitely better than the rest of you. :P I mean, I am terrible at the game, I should at least have a one up on the forums. :D

Unlimited ammo? Come on man, that would never be possible in real life. Get it together.

Get a keyboard and mouse?

Get a keyboard and mouse?

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CCP FoxFour, I am awestruck. Have as many likes as I can give you, also your abusing Dev powers again, going over the quote limit.

And there's absolutely no damage done if we implement Requests 4 and 5, collision damage will see that both those vehicles are insta-killed as soon as they try to move.

Man, how am I supposed to get all my hard work seen when you move it here! :P

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=581270#post581270


still the best

That was funny

still makes me smile when i think about having chased off a dev

wow fox, you actually did it, you answered every question !!!

bravo

btw in all honestly, a gun that uses up staminia to use would be awesome

It really wasn't very nice. :( I liked that thread.

the phrase "no comment" exists for situations like those you know.

It really wasn't very nice. :( I liked that thread.

the phrase "no comment" exists for situations like those you know.

Moved from The Locker Room to the General Discussion.

Moved from The Locker Room to the General Discussion.

Fox might clear 3,000 likes before fanfest if he keeps going at this rate. =D

More requests:

Guns that shoot kittens as ammo.

An Avatar of FoxFour. (make it an aurum purchase and a heavy shopped to look like a king troll)

Recycling buckets for my empties- cause im a merc who cares about our planets.

Merc bar map, the well is the only objective and a barfight starts and spills into the streets. bars name is Fox's

lets keep this rolling and see what other ways Fox can shut us down.

In an attempt to get there I have made an actual work related and on topic post over in the feedback forum: https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=653402

hehehehehe both those lines ended in :(

Well, in that same interest, would you mind taking a look at my thread? Apart from it moving from place to place in the forums, it's not really gotten any attention from higher-ups. =/

https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=64493

FoxFour, I think you need to go to bed...

FoxFour, I think you need to go to bed...

I DEMAND ALL OF THESE THINGS NOW!! (this is not serious)

1. anytime someone fights me I want one of the boss themes from Shadow of the Collosus to play.

2. I want a gold statue of me in the middle of Manus Peak

3. I want my HMG to have unlimited ammo, fire 100,000 RPM, and do 100 Dmg each shot

4. Whenever I win a match I want the Final Fantasy victory song to play

5. I want a tank with 40,000 shield, and 40.000 armor that moves at 200 M/s

6. same as above but with an LAV

7. A mech that only I can control that looks humanoid, and a pale girl with blue hair that stays in my merc quarters

8. 400,000,000,000,000 ISK

9. A planet named after me

10. I want every corp to pay me a tribute of 100,000,000 ISK or they can't be allowed to operate.

11. A "Giant" Bulge in the crotch of only my drop suit.

12. The Breaking Bad theme to sound when ever you enter the biomass map.

13. The owed Debt of a Lannister

14. The ability to walk on air, "charge power while yelling" resulting in golden energy above your helmet, and the ability to Shoot horizontal orbital strikes from your hands.

15. Cant miss mode enabled with all weapons.

16. The ability to get "PROMOTED!!!!!!!!"

17. Remote explosives on LAV's

18. Battle axe melee weapons

19. A big yellow smiley face to pop on the screen every time you get headshot with a voice saying 'whoopsie!' even if it's from a hmg. It should do it for each bullet.

20. Swarm launchers to lock drop suits

21. 'huk a rock' ability when bleeding out

22. A rep tool the heals 165hp/s with a thirty meter range and stays active through walls

23. I demand horns on all vehicles, and they must sound like those old school "aooooogaaa" horns

24. Also, all vehicles need speakers tied into my playlist so I can share my epic tracks as I drive/flyby. This would also encourage merc tailgate parties

25. War points for tea bagging and bonus points for team bagging in the MCC.

26. Fork lift for tipped over drop ships

27. The over voice chick replaced with Leonard Nimoy

28. Solitaire added to room, only the table is actually a functional 10,000gal salt water fish bowl, failure to feed the fish results in a boring card table... and dead fish.

29. Any time you kill someone with a laser it says "Shattnered"

30. With an HMG you hear the scream of Arnold from Preditor "ARAGRGHGHRGAGHRHA"

31. when you have no objectives capped and are down for the count, "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing.

32. Alan Parsons Project "the Final Countdown" whenever you call in an orbital.

33. The happy birthday song should play when i kill someone in a proto suit.

34. Betty White insults the losing team.

In an attempt to get there I have made an actual work related and on topic post over in the feedback forum: https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=653402

Starting to get to the point that I am sleep deprived, so responding to this is maybe not the best of ideas... bah FUN TIMES AHEAD!




I need to check with our story team first and find out if PETA exists in the future.

Probably.

damn you for leaving, i wasn't done

(stupid time zone differences)

he's still listed in IRC

Most epic dev response yet.

I request... snowballs.... that we can trade....
I also request that districts on ice planets be able to make snowballs....

We can even link this to EVE.

http://www.eve-wiki.net/index.php?title=Snowball_Launcher

and in EVE... you can't MAKE snowballs... they only exist...
some are in melted form....

Thats why this is important. You have no idea how much some players in EVE would pay to secure snowball manufacturing capabilities...

Guys this is the person who posted this, and I have to give credit where credit is due. this is collection of Ideas from 5 people. my ideas are 1-10. If the others wish to take credit I leave them to do so, and thank you CCP Fox Four; you really made my night.

I DEMAND ALL OF THESE THINGS NOW!! (this is not serious)
19. A big yellow smiley face to pop on the screen every time you get headshot with a voice saying 'whoopsie!' even if it's from a hmg. It should do it for each bullet.

34. Betty White insults the losing team.

Dang it. Now Eye of the Tiger is stuck in my head.

Anyone know what number we're up to now? No? Good. I guess I'll just pick a random one to work from then...

514. The "mute" button should be replaced with a "filter" button that plays kitten sounds in an approximation of the volume at which the silenced player is speaking. If they're loud, it will play meowing, if they're quiet, you'll hear a soft background purr.

45. The ability to drop in an LAV/Dropship with you Inertia dampeners on from the WarBarge, with Radar Rider playing all the way down.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbBWODsBzdo

New request:

No, not request, a DEMAND:

I demand an "I-Win" button that blows up every enemy merc, every enemy vehicle, and the enemy MCC, and I take all the SP and ISK reward from my all my teammates :D

PS This is serious
PSS Not.

dev hax, they don't share it

New request:

No, not request, a DEMAND:

I demand an "I-Win" button that blows up every enemy merc, every enemy vehicle, and the enemy MCC, and I take all the SP and ISK reward from my all my teammates :D

PS This is serious
PSS Not.

Very funny list!.

However, 32. The band was "Europe"

I'd like to add:

xx: Whenever I jump an LAV, I want the horn from the General Lee to play.

I want a tank covered in aquilas, battle standards, purity seals, the subdreddit logo
and a picture of Princess Luna presenting herself in socks.



also when you countersnipe while the enemy is ADS on you it plays a sound clip of chuck testa saying "NOPE."



I dare you to respond, CCP.

I want Mjolnir, so when Movado spawns another tank I can hop on top and beat it to death.

You remember halo right? where you could punch tanks to death.(well punch a grenade under the armour)

No excuse not to have played halo

yes it is!

i prefer KZ anyway

You're dead to me

hey! don't be like that, have you seen the trailer for the new one?


(i just like stabing people in the eye in multi-player)

I did, it looks awesome, I've always loved KZ, but no game has ever had as much an effect on me as halo combat evolved, it was the first proper fps i ever played and it remains one of the best.

like i said, no Xbox.....

get it on the pc then, all the halo games are playable on both.

did not know that.....

*facepalm* and you call yourself a gamer...

i don't like microsoft products, leave me alone

i don't like microsoft products, leave me alone