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CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2265	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:05:00 - [1] - Quote Raxsus Stark wrote: I DEMAND ALL OF THESE THINGS NOW!! (this is not serious) 1. anytime someone fights me I want one of the boss themes from Shadow of the Collosus to play. 2. I want a gold statue of me in the middle of Manus Peak 3. I want my HMG to have unlimited ammo, fire 100,000 RPM, and do 100 Dmg each shot 4. Whenever I win a match I want the Final Fantasy victory song to play 5. I want a tank with 40,000 shield, and 40.000 armor that moves at 200 M/s 6. same as above but with an LAV 7. A mech that only I can control that looks humanoid, and a pale girl with blue hair that stays in my merc quarters 8. 400,000,000,000,000 ISK 9. A planet named after me 10. I want every corp to pay me a tribute of 100,000,000 ISK or they can't be allowed to operate. 11. A "Giant" Bulge in the crotch of only my drop suit. 12. The Breaking Bad theme to sound when ever you enter the biomass map. 13. The owed Debt of a Lannister 14. The ability to walk on air, "charge power while yelling" resulting in golden energy above your helmet, and the ability to Shoot horizontal orbital strikes from your hands. 15. Cant miss mode enabled with all weapons. 16. The ability to get "PROMOTED!!!!!!!!" 17. Remote explosives on LAV's 18. Battle axe melee weapons 19. A big yellow smiley face to pop on the screen every time you get headshot with a voice saying 'whoopsie!' even if it's from a hmg. It should do it for each bullet. 20. Swarm launchers to lock drop suits 21. 'huk a rock' ability when bleeding out 22. A rep tool the heals 165hp/s with a thirty meter range and stays active through walls 23. I demand horns on all vehicles, and they must sound like those old school "aooooogaaa" horns 24. Also, all vehicles need speakers tied into my playlist so I can share my epic tracks as I drive/flyby. This would also encourage merc tailgate parties 25. War points for tea bagging and bonus points for team bagging in the MCC. 26. Fork lift for tipped over drop ships 27. The over voice chick replaced with Leonard Nimoy 28. Solitaire added to room, only the table is actually a functional 10,000gal salt water fish bowl, failure to feed the fish results in a boring card table... and dead fish. 29. Any time you kill someone with a laser it says "Shattnered" 30. With an HMG you hear the scream of Arnold from Preditor "ARAGRGHGHRGAGHRHA" 31. when you have no objectives capped and are down for the count, "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing. 32. Alan Parsons Project "the Final Countdown" whenever you call in an orbital. 33. The happy birthday song should play when i kill someone in a proto suit. 34. Betty White insults the losing team.


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2265	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:05:00 - [2] - Quote GM Hercules wrote: Moved to the the locker room. Man, how am I supposed to get all my hard work seen when you move it here! :P


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2274	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:08:00 - [3] - Quote Raxsus Stark wrote: 30. With an HMG you hear the scream of Arnold from Preditor "ARAGRGHGHRGAGHRHA" This could work. It would use your stamina up and when you run out of stamina you stop shooting. Would get rid of that unrealistic overheating stuff. Raxsus Stark wrote: 31. when you have no objectives capped and are down for the count, "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing. No man, we gotta beat people while they are down. Not encourage them. Raxsus Stark wrote: 32. Alan Parsons Project "the Final Countdown" whenever you call in an orbital. For some reason I just had an image from Night at the Roxbury in my head when I read this... we should do that instead. Raxsus Stark wrote: 33. The happy birthday song should play when i kill someone in a proto suit. Why not on their birthday? We known when characters are created. You need to think bigger and deeper. This is why I am in design here. Raxsus Stark wrote: 34. Betty White insults the losing team. Again for some reason I just got images of that lady saying "aint got no time for that!" Back to 29, no. Well there you have it, me taking actual time out of my working day on a long weekend to answer your questions. I believe I have truly gone above and beyond the call of duty here in terms of dev/player interaction. Good day good sir, back to work with me!


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2274	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:08:00 - [4] - Quote GM Hercules wrote: Moved to the the locker room. Man, how am I supposed to get all my hard work seen when you move it here! :P


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2274	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:15:00 - [5] - Quote martinofski wrote: 39. The ability to grab a Null canon missile with O and fly to the MCC For the sole purpose of me wanting to see bodies exploding when they hit the MCC... yes I agree. martinofski wrote: 40. Same as above but with a tank bullet, a merc cannon. At least the above had purpose, this just seems a bit lame to do it to everything like that. martinofski wrote: 41. Have some Mario cart to race around and "jump drift" All we would need to do is add rocket boosters to the bottom of the LAVs... seems doable to me. martinofski wrote: 42. Bullets that turn corners. That is just stupid. Missiles yes, but bullets. Come on man. Next you will want lasers doing it as well. martinofski wrote: 43. A toilet in my room, so I can drop one before I rage quit. ... um... wut.


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2293	Posted - 2013.03.28 19:21:00 - [6] - Quote gbghg wrote: CCP FoxFour, I am awestruck. Have as many likes as I can give you, also your abusing Dev powers again, going over the quote limit. And there's absolutely no damage done if we implement Requests 4 and 5, collision damage will see that both those vehicles are insta-killed as soon as they try to move. Even my amazing dev hax powers only let me quote 15 times. :( Makes me sad I can't just be infinitely better than the rest of you. :P I mean, I am terrible at the game, I should at least have a one up on the forums. :D


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2335	Posted - 2013.03.28 21:04:00 - [7] - Quote General Tiberius1 wrote: gbghg wrote: General Tiberius1 wrote: https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=581270#post581270 still the best That was funny still makes me smile when i think about having chased off a dev It really wasn't very nice. :( I liked that thread.


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2335	Posted - 2013.03.28 21:05:00 - [8] - Quote crazy space 1 wrote: wow fox, you actually did it, you answered every question !!! bravo btw in all honestly, a gun that uses up staminia to use would be awesome What else are days off for if not answering the questions our players have. :D


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2349	Posted - 2013.03.28 21:13:00 - [9] - Quote gbghg wrote: the phrase "no comment" exists for situations like those you know. That is basically what I said, just in a longer format. :)


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2358	Posted - 2013.03.28 21:36:00 - [10] - Quote GM Hercules wrote: Moved from The Locker Room to the General Discussion. :D OMG <3



CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2368	Posted - 2013.03.28 22:08:00 - [11] - Quote Baal Omniscient wrote: Fox might clear 3,000 likes before fanfest if he keeps going at this rate. =D In an attempt to get there I have made an actual work related and on topic post over in the feedback forum: https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=653402


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2401	Posted - 2013.03.28 22:22:00 - [12] - Quote Starting to get to the point that I am sleep deprived, so responding to this is maybe not the best of ideas... bah FUN TIMES AHEAD! PAs Capone wrote: PAs Capone wrote: More requests: Hey, at least you are kind enough to make them requests and not demands. I like you. PAs Capone wrote: Guns that shoot kittens as ammo. I need to check with our story team first and find out if PETA exists in the future. PAs Capone wrote: An Avatar of FoxFour. (make it an aurum purchase and a heavy shopped to look like a king troll) To be honest I am mostly sad I have to look at this merc avatar on this character when I am clearly a capsuleer. :( That being said, do i get a cut of the AURUM? I could use it on items. I need all the help I can get in this game. :( hehehehehe both those lines ended in :( PAs Capone wrote: Recycling buckets for my empties- cause im a merc who cares about our planets. So, CCP Fozzie has this theory. It goes something like: Corpses in EVE have no sink, nothing takes them out of the game. Yet we keep introducing them. Unless something is done they will one day break EVE because we will run out of itemID's due to corpses taking them all up. My point is that you make a very valid point. Our lack of recycling of these empty magazines will one day cause the universe to implode. I was about to agree with you, and then I realized we could just dump them all into the closest star... so no. Your idea is terrible. Plus, why would I want to give you MY stuff. PAs Capone wrote: Merc bar map, the well is the only objective and a barfight starts and spills into the streets. bars name is Fox's Um... yea... not sure I want my name associated with bar fights. I prefer just good times. Lots of good times. Partying, playing games, good times indeed. Bar fights, not so much. PAs Capone wrote: lets keep this rolling and see what other ways Fox can shut us down. I don't know why you want to do that, my replies are pretty terrible. My forum posting skills are terrible. However, the customer is always correct right? So there you go, a response! :D


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2414	Posted - 2013.03.28 22:34:00 - [13] - Quote Baal Omniscient wrote: CCP FoxFour wrote: Baal Omniscient wrote: Fox might clear 3,000 likes before fanfest if he keeps going at this rate. =D In an attempt to get there I have made an actual work related and on topic post over in the feedback forum: https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=653402 Well, in that same interest, would you mind taking a look at my thread? Apart from it moving from place to place in the forums, it's not really gotten any attention from higher-ups. =/ https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=64493 Done.


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2414	Posted - 2013.03.28 22:34:00 - [14] - Quote Laheon wrote: CCP FoxFour wrote: hehehehehe both those lines ended in :( FoxFour, I think you need to go to bed... Probably.