DUST Search - Ridiculous Demands to CCP

Raxsus Stark wrote:

I DEMAND ALL OF THESE THINGS NOW!! (this is not serious)

1. anytime someone fights me I want one of the boss themes from Shadow of the Collosus to play.

2. I want a gold statue of me in the middle of Manus Peak

3. I want my HMG to have unlimited ammo, fire 100,000 RPM, and do 100 Dmg each shot

4. Whenever I win a match I want the Final Fantasy victory song to play

5. I want a tank with 40,000 shield, and 40.000 armor that moves at 200 M/s

6. same as above but with an LAV

7. A mech that only I can control that looks humanoid, and a pale girl with blue hair that stays in my merc quarters

8. 400,000,000,000,000 ISK

9. A planet named after me

10. I want every corp to pay me a tribute of 100,000,000 ISK or they can't be allowed to operate.

11. A "Giant" Bulge in the crotch of only my drop suit.

12. The Breaking Bad theme to sound when ever you enter the biomass map.

13. The owed Debt of a Lannister

14. The ability to walk on air, "charge power while yelling" resulting in golden energy above your helmet, and the ability to Shoot horizontal orbital strikes from your hands.

15. Cant miss mode enabled with all weapons.

16. The ability to get "PROMOTED!!!!!!!!"

17. Remote explosives on LAV's

18. Battle axe melee weapons

19. A big yellow smiley face to pop on the screen every time you get headshot with a voice saying 'whoopsie!' even if it's from a hmg. It should do it for each bullet.

20. Swarm launchers to lock drop suits

21. 'huk a rock' ability when bleeding out

22. A rep tool the heals 165hp/s with a thirty meter range and stays active through walls

23. I demand horns on all vehicles, and they must sound like those old school "aooooogaaa" horns

24. Also, all vehicles need speakers tied into my playlist so I can share my epic tracks as I drive/flyby. This would also encourage merc tailgate parties

25. War points for tea bagging and bonus points for team bagging in the MCC.

26. Fork lift for tipped over drop ships

27. The over voice chick replaced with Leonard Nimoy

28. Solitaire added to room, only the table is actually a functional 10,000gal salt water fish bowl, failure to feed the fish results in a boring card table... and dead fish.

29. Any time you kill someone with a laser it says "Shattnered"

30. With an HMG you hear the scream of Arnold from Preditor "ARAGRGHGHRGAGHRHA"

31. when you have no objectives capped and are down for the count, "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing.

32. Alan Parsons Project "the Final Countdown" whenever you call in an orbital.

33. The happy birthday song should play when i kill someone in a proto suit.

34. Betty White insults the losing team.

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Raxsus Stark Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire 2	Posted - 2013.03.28 16:42:00 - [1] - Quote I DEMAND ALL OF THESE THINGS NOW!! (this is not serious) 1. anytime someone fights me I want one of the boss themes from Shadow of the Collosus to play. 2. I want a gold statue of me in the middle of Manus Peak 3. I want my HMG to have unlimited ammo, fire 100,000 RPM, and do 100 Dmg each shot 4. Whenever I win a match I want the Final Fantasy victory song to play 5. I want a tank with 40,000 shield, and 40.000 armor that moves at 200 M/s 6. same as above but with an LAV 7. A mech that only I can control that looks humanoid, and a pale girl with blue hair that stays in my merc quarters 8. 400,000,000,000,000 ISK 9. A planet named after me 10. I want every corp to pay me a tribute of 100,000,000 ISK or they can't be allowed to operate. 11. A "Giant" Bulge in the crotch of only my drop suit. 12. The Breaking Bad theme to sound when ever you enter the biomass map. 13. The owed Debt of a Lannister 14. The ability to walk on air, "charge power while yelling" resulting in golden energy above your helmet, and the ability to Shoot horizontal orbital strikes from your hands. 15. Cant miss mode enabled with all weapons. 16. The ability to get "PROMOTED!!!!!!!!" 17. Remote explosives on LAV's 18. Battle axe melee weapons 19. A big yellow smiley face to pop on the screen every time you get headshot with a voice saying 'whoopsie!' even if it's from a hmg. It should do it for each bullet. 20. Swarm launchers to lock drop suits 21. 'huk a rock' ability when bleeding out 22. A rep tool the heals 165hp/s with a thirty meter range and stays active through walls 23. I demand horns on all vehicles, and they must sound like those old school "aooooogaaa" horns 24. Also, all vehicles need speakers tied into my playlist so I can share my epic tracks as I drive/flyby. This would also encourage merc tailgate parties 25. War points for tea bagging and bonus points for team bagging in the MCC. 26. Fork lift for tipped over drop ships 27. The over voice chick replaced with Leonard Nimoy 28. Solitaire added to room, only the table is actually a functional 10,000gal salt water fish bowl, failure to feed the fish results in a boring card table... and dead fish. 29. Any time you kill someone with a laser it says "Shattnered" 30. With an HMG you hear the scream of Arnold from Preditor "ARAGRGHGHRGAGHRHA" 31. when you have no objectives capped and are down for the count, "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing. 32. Alan Parsons Project "the Final Countdown" whenever you call in an orbital. 33. The happy birthday song should play when i kill someone in a proto suit. 34. Betty White insults the losing team.
Medic 1879 The Tritan Industries 88	Posted - 2013.03.28 16:45:00 - [2] - Quote I agree with everything except 2. It should be a giant golden statue of the OP on every map.
Yeva Kalsani Reckoners 14	Posted - 2013.03.28 16:46:00 - [3] - Quote 35. Old west saloons where you can brawl with other drunks in your dropsuits
WyrmHero1945 IMPSwarm Negative-Feedback 76	Posted - 2013.03.28 16:49:00 - [4] - Quote LMAO very nice.
Herper Derp DUST University Ivy League 39	Posted - 2013.03.28 16:53:00 - [5] - Quote 36. A random timer in each match which, when run down, means the two teams have to sit down and try to discuss their problems and try to find an equitable solution without all this awful violence.
Drifter MAGGOT KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 11	Posted - 2013.03.28 16:53:00 - [6] - Quote 27/31/34 definitely. 37. Chewbacca dropsuit
Zondervin Tau HoldSquare Reaper Dynamics 10	Posted - 2013.03.28 16:58:00 - [7] - Quote I want actual horns on my tank/lav. Taken from big Texas longhorns!! I smell a new Aur item...CCP are you listening!! Zon
Drifter MAGGOT KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 11	Posted - 2013.03.28 16:59:00 - [8] - Quote 38. When your lone wolfin it and you roll up on a null canon when @ least three red berries go to jump you I want to hear "Its A Trap" by admiral Ackbar.

GM Hercules Game Masters C C P Alliance 373	Posted - 2013.03.28 16:59:00 - [9] - Quote Moved to the the locker room.


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2265	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:05:00 - [10] - Quote Raxsus Stark wrote: I DEMAND ALL OF THESE THINGS NOW!! (this is not serious) 1. anytime someone fights me I want one of the boss themes from Shadow of the Collosus to play. 2. I want a gold statue of me in the middle of Manus Peak 3. I want my HMG to have unlimited ammo, fire 100,000 RPM, and do 100 Dmg each shot 4. Whenever I win a match I want the Final Fantasy victory song to play 5. I want a tank with 40,000 shield, and 40.000 armor that moves at 200 M/s 6. same as above but with an LAV 7. A mech that only I can control that looks humanoid, and a pale girl with blue hair that stays in my merc quarters 8. 400,000,000,000,000 ISK 9. A planet named after me 10. I want every corp to pay me a tribute of 100,000,000 ISK or they can't be allowed to operate. 11. A "Giant" Bulge in the crotch of only my drop suit. 12. The Breaking Bad theme to sound when ever you enter the biomass map. 13. The owed Debt of a Lannister 14. The ability to walk on air, "charge power while yelling" resulting in golden energy above your helmet, and the ability to Shoot horizontal orbital strikes from your hands. 15. Cant miss mode enabled with all weapons. 16. The ability to get "PROMOTED!!!!!!!!" 17. Remote explosives on LAV's 18. Battle axe melee weapons 19. A big yellow smiley face to pop on the screen every time you get headshot with a voice saying 'whoopsie!' even if it's from a hmg. It should do it for each bullet. 20. Swarm launchers to lock drop suits 21. 'huk a rock' ability when bleeding out 22. A rep tool the heals 165hp/s with a thirty meter range and stays active through walls 23. I demand horns on all vehicles, and they must sound like those old school "aooooogaaa" horns 24. Also, all vehicles need speakers tied into my playlist so I can share my epic tracks as I drive/flyby. This would also encourage merc tailgate parties 25. War points for tea bagging and bonus points for team bagging in the MCC. 26. Fork lift for tipped over drop ships 27. The over voice chick replaced with Leonard Nimoy 28. Solitaire added to room, only the table is actually a functional 10,000gal salt water fish bowl, failure to feed the fish results in a boring card table... and dead fish. 29. Any time you kill someone with a laser it says "Shattnered" 30. With an HMG you hear the scream of Arnold from Preditor "ARAGRGHGHRGAGHRHA" 31. when you have no objectives capped and are down for the count, "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing. 32. Alan Parsons Project "the Final Countdown" whenever you call in an orbital. 33. The happy birthday song should play when i kill someone in a proto suit. 34. Betty White insults the losing team.



CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2265	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:05:00 - [11] - Quote GM Hercules wrote: Moved to the the locker room. Man, how am I supposed to get all my hard work seen when you move it here! :P


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2274	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:08:00 - [12] - Quote Raxsus Stark wrote: 30. With an HMG you hear the scream of Arnold from Preditor "ARAGRGHGHRGAGHRHA" This could work. It would use your stamina up and when you run out of stamina you stop shooting. Would get rid of that unrealistic overheating stuff. Raxsus Stark wrote: 31. when you have no objectives capped and are down for the count, "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing. No man, we gotta beat people while they are down. Not encourage them. Raxsus Stark wrote: 32. Alan Parsons Project "the Final Countdown" whenever you call in an orbital. For some reason I just had an image from Night at the Roxbury in my head when I read this... we should do that instead. Raxsus Stark wrote: 33. The happy birthday song should play when i kill someone in a proto suit. Why not on their birthday? We known when characters are created. You need to think bigger and deeper. This is why I am in design here. Raxsus Stark wrote: 34. Betty White insults the losing team. Again for some reason I just got images of that lady saying "aint got no time for that!" Back to 29, no. Well there you have it, me taking actual time out of my working day on a long weekend to answer your questions. I believe I have truly gone above and beyond the call of duty here in terms of dev/player interaction. Good day good sir, back to work with me!


CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2274	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:08:00 - [13] - Quote GM Hercules wrote: Moved to the the locker room. Man, how am I supposed to get all my hard work seen when you move it here! :P

martinofski Rebelles A Quebec Orion Empire 40	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:09:00 - [14] - Quote 6. No point if you already have a tanks that go as fast and can shoot backward to go even faster. 14. I couldn't stop laughing thinking about it. 16. Can't happen, see 14. add 39. The ability to grab a Null canon missile with O and fly to the MCC 40. Same as above but with a tank bullet, a merc cannon. 41. Have some Mario cart to race around and "jump drift" 42. Bullets that turn corners. 43. A toilet in my room, so I can drop one before I rage quit.
Reav Hannari Red Rock Outriders Red Rock Consortium 449	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:14:00 - [15] - Quote Most epic dev response yet.
Drifter MAGGOT KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 12	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:15:00 - [16] - Quote 44. I want to hear Surfin Bird by the Trashmen while in a drop ship.

CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2274	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:15:00 - [17] - Quote martinofski wrote: 39. The ability to grab a Null canon missile with O and fly to the MCC For the sole purpose of me wanting to see bodies exploding when they hit the MCC... yes I agree. martinofski wrote: 40. Same as above but with a tank bullet, a merc cannon. At least the above had purpose, this just seems a bit lame to do it to everything like that. martinofski wrote: 41. Have some Mario cart to race around and "jump drift" All we would need to do is add rocket boosters to the bottom of the LAVs... seems doable to me. martinofski wrote: 42. Bullets that turn corners. That is just stupid. Missiles yes, but bullets. Come on man. Next you will want lasers doing it as well. martinofski wrote: 43. A toilet in my room, so I can drop one before I rage quit. ... um... wut.

Severance Pay Planetary Response Organisation Test Friends Please Ignore 59	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:21:00 - [18] - Quote This?
bunnywink Improvise. 76	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:24:00 - [19] - Quote FoxFour gets ALL my likes today. GÖÑ ...Now get back to work.
DeadlyAztec11 One-Armed Bandits 8	Posted - 2013.03.28 17:44:00 - [20] - Quote CCP FoxFour wrote: Raxsus Stark wrote: 26. Fork lift for tipped over drop ships You could have just asked for them to never tip over but this is what you ask for? Come one man. . I actually want this. It could be like an LAV with no turrets, only a barricade. Add it to the wish list!

gbghg L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 877	Posted - 2013.03.28 18:46:00 - [21] - Quote CCP FoxFour, I am awestruck. Have as many likes as I can give you, also youy abusing Dev powers again, going over the quote limit. And there's absolutely no damage done if we implement Requests 4 and 5, collision damage will see that both those vehicles are insta-killed as soon as they try to move.
Galrick M'kron Sand Mercenary Corps Inc. 21	Posted - 2013.03.28 18:56:00 - [22] - Quote 45. The ability to drop in an LAV/Dropship with you Inertia dampeners on from the WarBarge, with Radar Rider playing all the way down. Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbBWODsBzdo
The Goram Batman Forgotten Militia 23	Posted - 2013.03.28 18:58:00 - [23] - Quote That was truly an epic Dev response. My hat/helmet/cowl is off to you, FoxFour.

CCP FoxFour C C P C C P Alliance 2293	Posted - 2013.03.28 19:21:00 - [24] - Quote gbghg wrote: CCP FoxFour, I am awestruck. Have as many likes as I can give you, also your abusing Dev powers again, going over the quote limit. And there's absolutely no damage done if we implement Requests 4 and 5, collision damage will see that both those vehicles are insta-killed as soon as they try to move. Even my amazing dev hax powers only let me quote 15 times. :( Makes me sad I can't just be infinitely better than the rest of you. :P I mean, I am terrible at the game, I should at least have a one up on the forums. :D

gbghg L.O.T.I.S. Legacy Rising 880	Posted - 2013.03.28 19:33:00 - [25] - Quote CCP FoxFour wrote: gbghg wrote: CCP FoxFour, I am awestruck. Have as many likes as I can give you, also your abusing Dev powers again, going over the quote limit. And there's absolutely no damage done if we implement Requests 4 and 5, collision damage will see that both those vehicles are insta-killed as soon as they try to move. Even my amazing dev hax powers only let me quote 15 times. :( Makes me sad I can't just be infinitely better than the rest of you. :P I mean, I am terrible at the game, I should at least have a one up on the forums. :D Well I think you have the most likes out of any CCP employee on the dust forums so find solace in that and we did get you to 2000 likes before fanfest.
Halador Osiris Dead Six Initiative Daringly Inserting Large Dangerous Objects 101	Posted - 2013.03.28 20:11:00 - [26] - Quote CCP FoxFour wrote: Raxsus Stark wrote: 3. I want my HMG to have unlimited ammo, fire 100,000 RPM, and do 100 Dmg each shot Unlimited ammo? Come on man, that would never be possible in real life. Get it together. Cough HAVs
Halador Osiris Dead Six Initiative Daringly Inserting Large Dangerous Objects 101	Posted - 2013.03.28 20:15:00 - [27] - Quote CCP FoxFour wrote: Raxsus Stark wrote: 15. Cant miss mode enabled with all weapons. Get a keyboard and mouse? This one made my physically LOL, and I'm at work. You guys are jerks.
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 356	Posted - 2013.03.28 20:18:00 - [28] - Quote oh, this is epic +1 for amazing post
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 356	Posted - 2013.03.28 20:20:00 - [29] - Quote OP is a genius, got fox to respond to you LMAO
General Tiberius1 ZionTCD Legacy Rising 356	Posted - 2013.03.28 20:20:00 - [30] - Quote FOXFOUR: move this back to general discussion, PLZ??? this type of trolling shouldn't be hidden away in the locker room



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