New request:

No, not request, a DEMAND:

I demand an "I-Win" button that blows up every enemy merc, every enemy vehicle, and the enemy MCC, and I take all the SP and ISK reward from my all my teammates :D

PS This is serious
PSS Not.

I DEMAND ALL OF THESE THINGS NOW!! (this is not serious)

1. anytime someone fights me I want one of the boss themes from Shadow of the Collosus to play.

2. I want a gold statue of me in the middle of Manus Peak

3. I want my HMG to have unlimited ammo, fire 100,000 RPM, and do 100 Dmg each shot

4. Whenever I win a match I want the Final Fantasy victory song to play

5. I want a tank with 40,000 shield, and 40.000 armor that moves at 200 M/s

6. same as above but with an LAV

7. A mech that only I can control that looks humanoid, and a pale girl with blue hair that stays in my merc quarters

8. 400,000,000,000,000 ISK

9. A planet named after me

10. I want every corp to pay me a tribute of 100,000,000 ISK or they can't be allowed to operate.

11. A "Giant" Bulge in the crotch of only my drop suit.

12. The Breaking Bad theme to sound when ever you enter the biomass map.

13. The owed Debt of a Lannister

14. The ability to walk on air, "charge power while yelling" resulting in golden energy above your helmet, and the ability to Shoot horizontal orbital strikes from your hands.

15. Cant miss mode enabled with all weapons.

16. The ability to get "PROMOTED!!!!!!!!"

17. Remote explosives on LAV's

18. Battle axe melee weapons

19. A big yellow smiley face to pop on the screen every time you get headshot with a voice saying 'whoopsie!' even if it's from a hmg. It should do it for each bullet.

20. Swarm launchers to lock drop suits

21. 'huk a rock' ability when bleeding out

22. A rep tool the heals 165hp/s with a thirty meter range and stays active through walls

23. I demand horns on all vehicles, and they must sound like those old school "aooooogaaa" horns

24. Also, all vehicles need speakers tied into my playlist so I can share my epic tracks as I drive/flyby. This would also encourage merc tailgate parties

25. War points for tea bagging and bonus points for team bagging in the MCC.

26. Fork lift for tipped over drop ships

27. The over voice chick replaced with Leonard Nimoy

28. Solitaire added to room, only the table is actually a functional 10,000gal salt water fish bowl, failure to feed the fish results in a boring card table... and dead fish.

29. Any time you kill someone with a laser it says "Shattnered"

30. With an HMG you hear the scream of Arnold from Preditor "ARAGRGHGHRGAGHRHA"

31. when you have no objectives capped and are down for the count, "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing.

32. Alan Parsons Project "the Final Countdown" whenever you call in an orbital.

33. The happy birthday song should play when i kill someone in a proto suit.

34. Betty White insults the losing team.

No excuse not to have played halo

yes it is!

i prefer KZ anyway

You're dead to me

hey! don't be like that, have you seen the trailer for the new one?


(i just like stabing people in the eye in multi-player)

like i said, no Xbox.....

get it on the pc then, all the halo games are playable on both.

did not know that.....

*facepalm* and you call yourself a gamer...

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*facepalm* and you call yourself a gamer...