FoxFour, I think you need to go to bed...

I DEMAND ALL OF THESE THINGS NOW!! (this is not serious)

1. anytime someone fights me I want one of the boss themes from Shadow of the Collosus to play.

2. I want a gold statue of me in the middle of Manus Peak

3. I want my HMG to have unlimited ammo, fire 100,000 RPM, and do 100 Dmg each shot

4. Whenever I win a match I want the Final Fantasy victory song to play

5. I want a tank with 40,000 shield, and 40.000 armor that moves at 200 M/s

6. same as above but with an LAV

7. A mech that only I can control that looks humanoid, and a pale girl with blue hair that stays in my merc quarters

8. 400,000,000,000,000 ISK

9. A planet named after me

10. I want every corp to pay me a tribute of 100,000,000 ISK or they can't be allowed to operate.

11. A "Giant" Bulge in the crotch of only my drop suit.

12. The Breaking Bad theme to sound when ever you enter the biomass map.

13. The owed Debt of a Lannister

14. The ability to walk on air, "charge power while yelling" resulting in golden energy above your helmet, and the ability to Shoot horizontal orbital strikes from your hands.

15. Cant miss mode enabled with all weapons.

16. The ability to get "PROMOTED!!!!!!!!"

17. Remote explosives on LAV's

18. Battle axe melee weapons

19. A big yellow smiley face to pop on the screen every time you get headshot with a voice saying 'whoopsie!' even if it's from a hmg. It should do it for each bullet.

20. Swarm launchers to lock drop suits

21. 'huk a rock' ability when bleeding out

22. A rep tool the heals 165hp/s with a thirty meter range and stays active through walls

23. I demand horns on all vehicles, and they must sound like those old school "aooooogaaa" horns

24. Also, all vehicles need speakers tied into my playlist so I can share my epic tracks as I drive/flyby. This would also encourage merc tailgate parties

25. War points for tea bagging and bonus points for team bagging in the MCC.

26. Fork lift for tipped over drop ships

27. The over voice chick replaced with Leonard Nimoy

28. Solitaire added to room, only the table is actually a functional 10,000gal salt water fish bowl, failure to feed the fish results in a boring card table... and dead fish.

29. Any time you kill someone with a laser it says "Shattnered"

30. With an HMG you hear the scream of Arnold from Preditor "ARAGRGHGHRGAGHRHA"

31. when you have no objectives capped and are down for the count, "Eye of the Tiger" starts playing.

32. Alan Parsons Project "the Final Countdown" whenever you call in an orbital.

33. The happy birthday song should play when i kill someone in a proto suit.

34. Betty White insults the losing team.

In an attempt to get there I have made an actual work related and on topic post over in the feedback forum: https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=653402

Starting to get to the point that I am sleep deprived, so responding to this is maybe not the best of ideas... bah FUN TIMES AHEAD!




I need to check with our story team first and find out if PETA exists in the future.

Probably.

damn you for leaving, i wasn't done

(stupid time zone differences)

he's still listed in IRC

Most epic dev response yet.

I request... snowballs.... that we can trade....
I also request that districts on ice planets be able to make snowballs....

We can even link this to EVE.

http://www.eve-wiki.net/index.php?title=Snowball_Launcher

and in EVE... you can't MAKE snowballs... they only exist...
some are in melted form....

Thats why this is important. You have no idea how much some players in EVE would pay to secure snowball manufacturing capabilities...

Guys this is the person who posted this, and I have to give credit where credit is due. this is collection of Ideas from 5 people. my ideas are 1-10. If the others wish to take credit I leave them to do so, and thank you CCP Fox Four; you really made my night.

I DEMAND ALL OF THESE THINGS NOW!! (this is not serious)
19. A big yellow smiley face to pop on the screen every time you get headshot with a voice saying 'whoopsie!' even if it's from a hmg. It should do it for each bullet.

34. Betty White insults the losing team.

Dang it. Now Eye of the Tiger is stuck in my head.

Anyone know what number we're up to now? No? Good. I guess I'll just pick a random one to work from then...

514. The "mute" button should be replaced with a "filter" button that plays kitten sounds in an approximation of the volume at which the silenced player is speaking. If they're loud, it will play meowing, if they're quiet, you'll hear a soft background purr.

45. The ability to drop in an LAV/Dropship with you Inertia dampeners on from the WarBarge, with Radar Rider playing all the way down.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbBWODsBzdo