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Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1849
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Posted - 2012.07.17 10:48:00 -
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Saw red triangle while playing Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood multiplayer. Tried to shoot it. |
Zerlathon
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
213
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Posted - 2012.07.17 11:01:00 -
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When you're talking to a friend who isn't looking too good, and you suddenly pull out a funny tube from your pocket and say...
"I got some nanites here that will make you feel all better" |
Grit Breather
BetaMax.
660
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Posted - 2012.07.17 11:13:00 -
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Zerlathon wrote:When you're talking to a friend who isn't looking too good, and you suddenly pull out a funny tube from your pocket and say...
"I got some nanites here that will make you feel all better"
And then he calls the cops on you for selling drugs. |
Mr TamiyaCowboy
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
121
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Posted - 2012.07.17 11:33:00 -
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When you start yelling on coms for people to pick up your look and salvage your body.
when you start trying to ransom your own team mates and threaten to shoot their faces.
when you clock in 700hrs in a month
when you start calling scout drop suits nano vagabonds |
GR1NCH
Isuuaya Tactical
Caldari State
199
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Posted - 2012.07.17 11:45:00 -
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when you order takeout !
can i have a dust
with extra dust
and a side order of 514
with a Quafe
please
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Kitt 514
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
94
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Posted - 2012.07.17 11:48:00 -
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You're walking down the street, and you see a jeep.
You almost start crying because you realize your forge gun is in your OTHER dropsuit. |
twoccer
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
26
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Posted - 2012.07.17 11:50:00 -
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trawling through useless threads on these boards,hoping to see one that says server,s are up |
Fuma Centuri
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
107
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Posted - 2012.07.17 11:51:00 -
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When you move the furniture, notice dust bunnies that were under it and start laughing for no reason. |
Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.07.17 11:55:00 -
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When you understand all the references on this thread, and laugh at them. While at work. |
Sha Kharn Clone
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
1087
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Posted - 2012.07.17 12:40:00 -
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kellogs27 wrote:Your eve skill training queue is empty.........
+ 1 yea dust is ruining me in eve atm
When you set up your POS (player owned staion) on planet 5 moon 14 |
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aden slayer
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
407
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Posted - 2012.07.17 12:55:00 -
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your Xbox starts getting dusty.
you try to cut fruits with a knife but you realized your knife training was at 0.
your pen runs out ink so you ask your teacher for a nanohive. |
Rust Ronin
36
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Posted - 2012.07.17 13:02:00 -
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You look at the progress of a file that you're downloading like it was a objective hack, worrying about being bushwhacked. |
fred orpaul
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
212
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Posted - 2012.07.17 13:12:00 -
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Tech Ohm Eaven wrote:You hear a few grenades going off in the distance and you decide to join the firefight with the mass driver.  Instead I waited for the police helicopter with twin miniguns to sort the problem as its just another daily shootout on the streets where I live at. You folks plan your daily driving around traffic jams. We plan our daily driving around shootouts with real bullets and grenades.
See now I have to ask where you live. |
Superluminal Replicant
40
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Posted - 2012.07.17 13:13:00 -
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...when you start seeing red triangles above peoples heads at work. |
dent 308
Subdreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
967
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Posted - 2012.07.17 13:17:00 -
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You check your alts and find they are all carrier qualified now, and have been for a few weeks. |
Jin-roh Hayasaki
38
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Posted - 2012.07.17 13:39:00 -
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When you're asked at the paintball field "how did you get to be such a good shot?" and you respond with "I have Light Weapon Sharpshooter and AR Operation at L5" |
Booker DaFooker
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
69
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Posted - 2012.07.17 13:56:00 -
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when you walk out of the room where your playstation lives and the mrs calls the police because theirs a stranger in the houise! |
Superluminal Replicant
40
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Posted - 2012.07.17 14:02:00 -
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...when you design your own heavy prototype dropsuit out of cardboard and tinfoil and wear it around the house from monday to thursday. |
VigSniper101
204
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Posted - 2012.07.17 14:09:00 -
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You set your stop watch to count down 72 hours till you can redeploy.
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tribal wyvern
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
673
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Posted - 2012.07.17 14:36:00 -
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1. You watch fanfest videos on YouTube on a daily basis when servers are down.
2. You have this forum bookmarked on your smart phone.
3. You have this forum bookmarked on your PC for when you can't get to your smartphone
3. You have your friends bookmark this forum to inform you of any dev news for when you can't get to cell phone or PC
4. You check every day to see if you can access servers hoping ccp opened them up, and feel like crying when the 'servers are down' message appears on screen.
5. You spend 5 hours in corps chat........talking about dust
6. You spend 5 hours playing dust........talking about the awesome time you had in corps chat
7. You scan this forum looking for ******* threads just so you can give your two cents
I'm sure there's more |
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Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1849
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Posted - 2012.07.17 15:01:00 -
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You spend more time reading these forums than managing the ones where you're one of only 2 admins. |
GiJCav WSG
Wraith Shadow Guards
15
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Posted - 2012.07.17 15:23:00 -
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Where youGÇÖre on the M16 Qualifying range and you ask your ASP (Ammo Supply Point) for a Nanhive so you donGÇÖt have to keep coming back for ammo.
When you round the corner and see your buddy wearing his Full Battle rattle (IBA, Ammo Pouches, Camel Back, ACH) and you yell GÇ£**** a heavy!GÇ¥ and you back around the corner to try and flank him.
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Tech Ohm Eaven
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
401
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Posted - 2012.07.17 16:45:00 -
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fred orpaul wrote:Tech Ohm Eaven wrote:You hear a few grenades going off in the distance and you decide to join the firefight with the mass driver. Instead I waited for the police helicopter with twin miniguns to sort the problem as its just another daily shootout on the streets where I live at. You folks plan your daily driving around traffic jams. We plan our daily driving around shootouts with real bullets and grenades. See now I have to ask where you live.
cd. victoria, tamaulipas, mexico.......aka zetaland cdgland cartel war land.
folks that manufacture bullets smile when they hear where I live.
Noticing a heavy vehicle and going oh edited!! a sagaris!! edited and then haveing to pull over and park to wait and calm down from the adrenaline shakes since if the heavy miniguns in the sand cats get going then its game over man!! since those sand cats can and have split vehicles in two with the bullet streams. |
Jak Teston
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
99
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Posted - 2012.07.17 16:57:00 -
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I honestly do this, no joking:
...when you get thoughts about running for cover whenever you hear a helicopter in the distance.
...must ... lock on ... swarm ... |
RolyatDerTeufel
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
1648
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Posted - 2012.07.17 17:07:00 -
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Tech Ohm Eaven wrote:A news helicopter circles past you and you reach for the swarm launcher or the forge gun.
Some repair folks are up high on a cell tower and you reach for the AR to kill the snipers.
You decide that its travel time to get a soda at the nearby store and you step outside the house and pause to call in a dropship for faster travel.........
Some fool is parked in your driveway and you try to call in a sagaris to get rid of the fools vehicle.
My thing is i try to jump as my scout and end up hitting a fence.
Damn feet.. getting in the way.
CCP, when can i buy my supersuit? Prototype scout, and I share the fit for you privately. 
Dust is in development.
When is the scout varient of the heavies going into development.
CCP Conspiracy, they are behind this.  |
4447
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
649
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Posted - 2012.07.17 17:11:00 -
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when you go to a rehab meeting and you talk about DUST 514. |
Zev Caldari
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
94
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Posted - 2012.07.17 17:24:00 -
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When you see a small plane fly over head and you think "My snipe rifle could probably 1-shot that crappy dropship."
When "airplane" and "dropship" become synonymous concepts.
When you'd rather jump a dune in your LAV than actually go off-roading.
When you see a hummer and you duck for covering, thinking it's an HAV. |
The Rohypnol Kid
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
6
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Posted - 2012.07.17 17:37:00 -
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When you go to bed trying to work out the optimal drop suit fit for your style of play, dreaming about said kit, waking up 8 hours later still not having perfected it, have a quick shower thinking bout said kit, realizing your late for work because you have taken a 1 hour quick shower, getting honked at from another car because your at a green light and still cant work out the best fit, locking yourself in a room at work with a do not disturb sign on the door because nobody at work is going to know the best fit, running out of paper in said room and writing calculations and skill points needed all over your body, being forcibly removed from work for some reason you cannot understand as you try to work out some way to squeeze 1 more cpu out of the dropsuit.
I dont like Tuesdays
Haha only joking, real life doesn't exist .
I hope. |
Ludwig Van HeadShotin
118
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Posted - 2012.07.17 17:47:00 -
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yelling "incoming orbital strike" while on the toilet. |
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1849
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Posted - 2012.07.17 18:01:00 -
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RolyatDerTeufel wrote:When is the scout varient of the heavies going into development.
They've already got one.
Assault with Movement and Armour Mods. |
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