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Lurchasaurus
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
808
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Posted - 2012.07.18 06:04:00 -
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PDIGGY is seriously doing well in this thread lol |
Nexus Cavor
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
88
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Posted - 2012.07.18 06:09:00 -
[92] - Quote
I would like to say I have developed uncontrollable twitching, unexplained uneasiness and possible paranoia as well as several other debilitating conditions that seem to just go away when the Dust 514 server is online...
Help me CCP... You're my only hope! |
Los Silencio
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
123
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Posted - 2012.07.18 09:39:00 -
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RolyatDerTeufel wrote:Los Silencio wrote:PDIGGY22 wrote:when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!" And then draw close to her ear and whisper "I have the perfect fitting for your low slot".  damn it los! +1
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Karras Hearn
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2012.07.18 09:43:00 -
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Zat Earthshatter wrote:When you begin to wonder what the taste of Quafe is. Also applies to EVE.
I'd imagine a mix of Dr. Pepper and lemon-lime... I'm sure CCP can weigh in, because i'm guilty of this one.
When the first thought upon seeing a tank is "how much PG/CPU does it put out?"
They actually have Quafe IRL. You can get it at Fanfest.
Also: When you are playing Fallout: New Vegas and run to get behind cover and can't find the sprint button. |
aden slayer
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
407
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Posted - 2012.07.18 15:06:00 -
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Your mum asks you to clean dust off your PS3. You flip a table and scream at her with anger. |
Longshot Ravenwood
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
680
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Posted - 2012.07.18 15:58:00 -
[96] - Quote
You get up in the morning & check the Dust forums before checking your phone for missed calls & txt messages, your email, your eve skill queue, or any of the social media sites you use. |
Rhadiem
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
496
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Posted - 2012.07.18 16:28:00 -
[97] - Quote
When you thank God that Dust isn't 24/7 yet and you try to get all your RL stuff done during the downtime so you can play the whole weekend. |
Oryx Offerton
Doomheim
61
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Posted - 2012.07.18 16:42:00 -
[98] - Quote
You start talking about stuff like "what if earth was connected to space?" and people just look at you like wtf?
Dust connected to EVE |
aden slayer
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
407
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Posted - 2012.07.19 08:07:00 -
[99] - Quote
you keep coming here to wait for the servers to reopen. |
Sake Monster
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
353
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Posted - 2012.07.19 08:12:00 -
[100] - Quote
Making the announcement while waiting at the DMV that "Suicide in public areas is striclty forbidden" |
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GR1NCH
Isuuaya Tactical
Caldari State
199
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Posted - 2012.07.19 08:33:00 -
[101] - Quote
when you open your wallet and look confused!
-ú and $ wtf !
who stole my isk |
Zero 4N631
5
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Posted - 2012.07.20 09:54:00 -
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when you take a test and all your answers say "SOON tm"
when the sticker on the back of your car reads "my other ride is a sagaris"
when your riding your motorcycle and the back of your shirt says "if you can read this the gunner fell off"
when every time you see someone check their watch your look down for remote explosives
when you wear cargo pants because they have more slots
when its 3am and your still writing about "signs that you are playing way too much dust 514" ....oh wait... crap.. goodnight guys |
Leither Yiltron
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
417
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Posted - 2012.07.20 10:29:00 -
[103] - Quote
When you're trying to figure out the proper skill multiplier for your degree. |
Renzo Kuken
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
369
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Posted - 2012.07.21 03:56:00 -
[104] - Quote
the point when you are watching the movie 2012 and you ask your self
what am i doing while all this is going down?
oh thats right playing Dust |
BAD FURRY
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
247
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Posted - 2012.07.21 04:07:00 -
[105] - Quote
GETS A HARD ON WHEN YOUR ON THE TEAM WITH TANKS ! |
Garrett Blacknova
Codex Troopers
1849
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Posted - 2012.07.21 04:57:00 -
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Zero 4N631 wrote:when you take a test and all your answers say "SOON tm"
When the only reason you think this guy failed his test was the misspelling of Gäó.
When your girlfriend asks you to do the dishes, you answer "SOONGäó" (I'm still not sure how I got away with that) |
Salamander Apothecary
Tronhadar Free Guard
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2012.07.21 05:09:00 -
[107] - Quote
 When you dream of flying a dropship hunting cats and rats while your gunners shoot at them. |
Eddie Dingle IX
Doomheim
54
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Posted - 2012.07.21 06:36:00 -
[108] - Quote
When you miss getting on your train/bus by a second and your first reaction as you watch it drive away is to pepper it with small arms fire to draw the attention of the pilot |
aden slayer
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
407
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Posted - 2012.07.21 09:13:00 -
[109] - Quote
Your friend started talking about halo 4 and you don't have single idea what halo is. |
Rhadiem
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
496
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Posted - 2012.07.21 09:23:00 -
[110] - Quote
When you've heard way more about MAG than you ever wanted, and you haven't even played it. |
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Rhadiem
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
496
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Posted - 2012.07.21 09:25:00 -
[111] - Quote
When you've heard far too many personal things about random strangers broadcast over an open mic. |
Chao Wolf
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
209
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Posted - 2012.08.07 02:25:00 -
[112] - Quote
When your at work zoned out trying to come up with the mythical build to make HMGs good |
Cleetus Merovee
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
27
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Posted - 2012.08.07 02:40:00 -
[113] - Quote
Nexus Cavor wrote:I would like to say I have developed uncontrollable twitching, unexplained uneasiness and possible paranoia as well as several other debilitating conditions that seem to just go away when the Dust 514 server is online...
Help me CCP... You're my only hope!
Those are survival traits for DUSTbunnies. |
Cleetus Merovee
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
27
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Posted - 2012.08.07 02:40:00 -
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Dewie Cheecham wrote:kellogs27 wrote:Your eve skill training queue is empty......... When you read this one, and immediately rushed into EVE to check your skill training queue...
 Guilty as charged... |
Cleetus Merovee
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
27
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Posted - 2012.08.07 02:41:00 -
[115] - Quote
When you realize that the last time you played anything like an FPS was DOOM on Sega Genesis... |
Cleetus Merovee
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
27
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Posted - 2012.08.07 02:42:00 -
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PDIGGY22 wrote:Los Silencio wrote:PDIGGY22 wrote:Los Silencio wrote:PDIGGY22 wrote:when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!" And then draw close to her ear and whisper "I have the perfect fitting for your low slot". i did see a girl in wal-mart today shopping for tampax and thought "i can fill that for less and save you some cpu!" PDiggy...my man! Be careful though...if she is searching for Tampax, check your HUD. She may be RED, bro! If that's the case, throw a RE and GTFO! someone has to be the first to penetrate enemy lines lol
I thought the idea was to inflitrate behind enemy lines, drop a spawn point for your buddies and ... |
Longshot Ravenwood
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
680
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Posted - 2012.08.07 03:23:00 -
[117] - Quote
Cleetus Merovee wrote:PDIGGY22 wrote:Los Silencio wrote:PDIGGY22 wrote:Los Silencio wrote:
And then draw close to her ear and whisper "I have the perfect fitting for your low slot".
i did see a girl in wal-mart today shopping for tampax and thought "i can fill that for less and save you some cpu!" PDiggy...my man! Be careful though...if she is searching for Tampax, check your HUD. She may be RED, bro! If that's the case, throw a RE and GTFO! someone has to be the first to penetrate enemy lines lol I thought the idea was to inflitrate behind enemy lines, drop a spawn point for your buddies and ...
When you have to drop off the origin quote while quoting in the "Signs that you're palying way too much Dust 514" and the entire terrible thing still makes sense. |
HowDidThatTaste
461
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Posted - 2012.08.07 03:36:00 -
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Your sitting in a waiting room and here someone on the intercom. And you start talking back yes I have my Mic on
mic check? |
counter logic
BetaMax.
42
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Posted - 2012.08.07 04:44:00 -
[119] - Quote
When you spend your nights on C3 talking about balance and game mechanics in DUST514 with Beers, Noc and Zitro... |
Zander Rodriguez
41
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Posted - 2012.08.07 05:48:00 -
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when you hear a plane but can't see anything in the air so you assume its past the draw distance.
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