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howard sanchez
Conspiratus Immortalis
448
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Posted - 2012.07.17 18:04:00 -
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Tech Ohm Eaven wrote:A news helicopter circles past you and you reach for the swarm launcher or the forge gun.
Some repair folks are up high on a cell tower and you reach for the AR to kill the snipers.
You decide that its travel time to get a soda at the nearby store and you step outside the house and pause to call in a dropship for faster travel.........
Some fool is parked in your driveway and you try to call in a sagaris to get rid of the fools vehicle.
So, it's last Sunday and I've been playing DUST all weekend. My teenage son is in the kitchen talking to us about re-arranging his room. He wants to move the bed over this way, under the window.
The very first thing I think of and then say is," But then anyone coming down the side of the house can shoot you through the window."
Dead silence in my kitchen. I'm all, " oh damn, you know when you play Tetris too long and you start trying to fit stuff together in your visual field after you put the game down? I think I played too much DUST." |
Rust Ronin
36
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Posted - 2012.07.17 18:06:00 -
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Think how much more pleasant your work commute would be if you really had a dropship. Or if not a dropship, a LAV with a kick-ass missile turret and a gunner to blow away any tailgating dickweed. |
steadyhand 08 orti
Doomheim
43
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Posted - 2012.07.17 18:34:00 -
[63] - Quote
you write a short story about dust at work as a method of getting around the boredom
... don't judge me ... |
Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.07.17 19:52:00 -
[64] - Quote
Planning making a dropsuit costume for Halloween... |
Longshot Ravenwood
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
680
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Posted - 2012.07.17 20:21:00 -
[65] - Quote
You set an alarm to wake you up at 5:00 AM & plan to toast your community's epic victory then play until you have to go to work 8 hours later. |
Zat Earthshatter
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
304
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Posted - 2012.07.18 00:50:00 -
[66] - Quote
When you begin to wonder what the taste of Quafe is. Also applies to EVE.
I'd imagine a mix of Dr. Pepper and lemon-lime... I'm sure CCP can weigh in, because i'm guilty of this one.
When the first thought upon seeing a tank is "how much PG/CPU does it put out?" |
TotalBreakage
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
410
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Posted - 2012.07.18 00:52:00 -
[67] - Quote
Some dust starts accumulating on your PS3.....You don't wipe it off. |
SGT Neill
REVA CORPORATION
53
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Posted - 2012.07.18 00:54:00 -
[68] - Quote
Tech Ohm Eaven wrote:A news helicopter circles past you and you reach for the swarm launcher or the forge gun.
Some repair folks are up high on a cell tower and you reach for the AR to kill the snipers.
You decide that its travel time to get a soda at the nearby store and you step outside the house and pause to call in a dropship for faster travel.........
Some fool is parked in your driveway and you try to call in a sagaris to get rid of the fools vehicle.
you see a man collapse and a passer by trying to revive him you then use a grenade to prevent him healing his teamate |
thereal herbzula
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
62
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Posted - 2012.07.18 01:31:00 -
[69] - Quote
After you pealed the last of the dead skin off your sun burn you think "DAMN i can move like i am in a scout dropsuit"
Cause i just did and that was my thought |
Scott DTA 2
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
6
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Posted - 2012.07.18 01:31:00 -
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You see a jeep coming down the road and you jump behind the lamp post knowing it can take it.
You run across the peak of your 2 story house and jump of the end, thinking at the last minute "Crap, they changed the fall damage in the last update." |
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SoCal Ninja
260
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Posted - 2012.07.18 01:47:00 -
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When you look out the window of a large building and think... "Yeah that's about inertia dampener height..." |
Dethpuck00
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2012.07.18 01:56:00 -
[72] - Quote
You hear a small plane or helo in the distance and start running around and jumping because you think they are going to land on top of you! |
thereal herbzula
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
62
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:00:00 -
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SoCal Ninja wrote:When you look out the window of a large building and think... "Yeah that's about inertia dampener height..."
LOL. And i just want to add that the inertia dampener is so sick, the first time using it and not expecting what was going to happen was great! I just bailed out then realized i didnt know how to land lol |
PDIGGY22
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
189
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:12:00 -
[74] - Quote
when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!" |
Lurchasaurus
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
808
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:12:00 -
[75] - Quote
PDIGGY22 wrote:when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!"
first post of yours ive ever liked |
Leovarian L Lavitz
Tritan-Industries
Legacy Rising
278
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:13:00 -
[76] - Quote
You spend more time on these forums than you do in the actual game |
Elias EFsamurai
19
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:23:00 -
[77] - Quote
you slowly realize that this knob your working, trying to look around the map, is only pulling you around the bathroom. |
PDIGGY22
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
189
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:23:00 -
[78] - Quote
Lurchasaurus wrote:PDIGGY22 wrote:when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!" first post of yours ive ever liked
your bias is strong  |
Los Silencio
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
123
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:30:00 -
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PDIGGY22 wrote:when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!"
And then draw close to her ear and whisper "I have the perfect fitting for your low slot". |
La Gris Feu
Covenant Security Solutions
25
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:33:00 -
[80] - Quote
When you forget that people who can and will heal you after a serious injury are actually a real thing that seriously happens sometimes.  |
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Naustradamus Oracle
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
61
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:33:00 -
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You know you're playing dust to much when you BOUGHT A VITA JUST FOR THE FUTURE RELEASED NEOCOM APP ....
... damn ... I made myself feel sad and stupid :( |
PDIGGY22
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
189
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:33:00 -
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Los Silencio wrote:PDIGGY22 wrote:when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!" And then draw close to her ear and whisper "I have the perfect fitting for your low slot".
i did see a girl in wal-mart today shopping for tampax and thought "i can fill that for less and save you some cpu!" |
RolyatDerTeufel
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
1648
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:35:00 -
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Los Silencio wrote:PDIGGY22 wrote:when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!" And then draw close to her ear and whisper "I have the perfect fitting for your low slot".
damn it los!
+1 |
Los Silencio
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
123
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:38:00 -
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PDIGGY22 wrote:Los Silencio wrote:PDIGGY22 wrote:when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!" And then draw close to her ear and whisper "I have the perfect fitting for your low slot". i did see a girl in wal-mart today shopping for tampax and thought "i can fill that for less and save you some cpu!"
PDiggy...my man! Be careful though...if she is searching for Tampax, check your HUD. She may be RED, bro!
If that's the case, throw a RE and GTFO! |
PDIGGY22
Seituoda Taskforce Command
Caldari State
189
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:51:00 -
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Los Silencio wrote:PDIGGY22 wrote:Los Silencio wrote:PDIGGY22 wrote:when you see a girl in spandex and think "that's a nice scout suit!" And then draw close to her ear and whisper "I have the perfect fitting for your low slot". i did see a girl in wal-mart today shopping for tampax and thought "i can fill that for less and save you some cpu!" PDiggy...my man! Be careful though...if she is searching for Tampax, check your HUD. She may be RED, bro! If that's the case, throw a RE and GTFO!
someone has to be the first to penetrate enemy lines lol |
General Funguy
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
58
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:54:00 -
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When you look up at a tall building thinking, "That would be a good place for a drop uplink."
You either check these forums daily or try to login to Dust just to see if the servers are up early.
You spend the 3 days off thinking about what to change on your fittings and how to spend your SP, just so you can play more when the servers are up.
When you get a world clock app for your smartphone so you can always see what time it is in UTC.
You go to buy a new truck and ask the salesman, "Is this going to have a 12x training multiplier?" |
Los Silencio
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
123
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Posted - 2012.07.18 02:58:00 -
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Make sure to capture all of her spawn points. She'll have about 3. Oh....and be sure to check her high slots too. The better her "suit", the better her "fittings", PDiggy. |
Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.07.18 05:41:00 -
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...You start daydreaming about how cool it would be to jump out of a Dropship, and squash an enemy upon landing |
Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.07.18 05:43:00 -
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kellogs27 wrote:Your eve skill training queue is empty.........
When you read this one, and immediately rushed into EVE to check your skill training queue... |
Renzo Kuken
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
369
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Posted - 2012.07.18 06:00:00 -
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you go to the gun store and ask if the minmatar weapons have an insurance plan in case it falls apart in battle |
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