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Seran Jinkar
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
214
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Posted - 2012.08.07 06:46:00 -
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When you think black paint cures everything (except shields). |
Tech Ohm Eaven
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
401
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Posted - 2012.08.07 08:45:00 -
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When you see brass bullet caseings in the street and you quickly park and get out and go salvage! whoo hoo!! the new build of dust is great but then you stop and drop the bullet caseings to the ground realizing that they are just empty minigun rounds that the military helicopter gunship just shot in todays gunfight. |
BLENDEDDAVE WARRIORS
16
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Posted - 2012.08.07 10:01:00 -
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when after playing 16hrs strat you fall in to deep sleep and leve your grandma locked out of the house for 2hrs in the rain 
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Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.08.07 17:23:00 -
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...when you have to catch yourself from reaching for your swarm launcher, because you want to kill a particularly loud and obnoxious car racing on the parking lot below. |
Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.08.07 17:26:00 -
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When you start imagining bright red chevrons above your co-workers heads... |
Fournone Allamotte
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2012.08.07 18:30:00 -
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When someone is way better then you at paintball and you ask "How many skill points do you have in gunnery?"
When you play Team Fortress 2 and wonder where the forge gun is on your Heavy.
When your posting on Dust threads when you should be doing Research Paper, um.....oops. Later! |
The Robot Devil
45
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Posted - 2012.08.09 12:15:00 -
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The stuck at work thread. |
Khun-Al
135
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Posted - 2012.08.09 12:58:00 -
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If you are ill you cry for your shield booster.
You get out your HMG because there is a queue in front of the ticket shelter.
You convert the costs of everything to ISK.
You ask yourself why nobody has mounted a gun on the back of their car. |
Seran Jinkar
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
214
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Posted - 2012.08.09 13:00:00 -
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You have a german car with the license plate "M - CC 514". ( Which is munich BTW.)
And if you run it into a wall you hear: "MCC damage critical."
LOL :) You could even have: "C - CP 514" (an east german town called Celle)
or the best sign you play the game too much is:
"DU - ST 514" (which is Duisburg) |
Khun-Al
135
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Posted - 2012.08.09 13:15:00 -
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You blow up every lamppost in your street because they damage your surya to much. |
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Mike Molle
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
8
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Posted - 2012.08.09 15:01:00 -
[131] - Quote
you seriously consider changing your license plate to DUST514 |
Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.08.13 17:42:00 -
[132] - Quote
Start your PS3 to watch a movie, and on pure reflex start DUST instead, and only notice when you are told the servers are down... |
Alex Vehnim
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
2
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Posted - 2012.08.14 04:16:00 -
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When you staple gun your hand at work, and then stare at your hand in wonder thinking that "My shields surely should have stopped that..." (True Story)
When you thank God that when you stapled your hand, you missed your trigger finger. Barely.
When your boss stares at you for stapling your hand, and asks if you need a bandage. After swearing for a few seconds, you calmly reply, "No, the nanites should take care of it soon enough."
When you start to refer to your fridge as your "Nanohive for supplements and nutrition"
When you start to refer to coworkers as your "squad mates"
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Nexus Dragoon 514
BetaMax.
78
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Posted - 2012.08.14 05:00:00 -
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when you contemplate suicide rather that drive home dont worry i got a clone at home |
TEBOW BAGGINS
FIREFLY ATLANTIS ENTERPRISES UNLIMITED
TACNET
549
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Posted - 2012.08.14 05:32:00 -
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your wife files for divorce |
Dewie Cheecham
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
677
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Posted - 2012.08.14 06:13:00 -
[136] - Quote
TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:your wife files for divorce
... because you didn't get her another PS3 so she could join. |
Itchy Phox
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
24
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Posted - 2012.08.14 07:54:00 -
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Pushing the trolley around Sainsbury's lookin for nanohives & thukka grenades then wondering why you can't get a buy 1 get 1 free deal |
TEBOW BAGGINS
FIREFLY ATLANTIS ENTERPRISES UNLIMITED
TACNET
549
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Posted - 2012.08.14 08:00:00 -
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Dewie Cheecham wrote:TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:your wife files for divorce ... because you didn't get her another PS3 so she could join.
that would interfere with her time in the kitchen |
Lurchasaurus
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
808
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Posted - 2012.08.14 08:04:00 -
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TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Dewie Cheecham wrote:TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:your wife files for divorce ... because you didn't get her another PS3 so she could join. that would interfere with her time in the kitchen
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