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Tech Ohm Eaven
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
401
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:08:00 -
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A news helicopter circles past you and you reach for the swarm launcher or the forge gun.
Some repair folks are up high on a cell tower and you reach for the AR to kill the snipers.
You decide that its travel time to get a soda at the nearby store and you step outside the house and pause to call in a dropship for faster travel.........
Some fool is parked in your driveway and you try to call in a sagaris to get rid of the fools vehicle. |
Cains Deus
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
29
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:11:00 -
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You are walking through the mall and see a very fat man. Think he is Heavy and through 2 rock at him. knowing that is all that is needed to take it out. |
SoCal Ninja
260
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:15:00 -
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Cains Deus wrote:You are walking through the mall and see a very fat man. Think he is Heavy and through 2 rock at him. knowing that is all that is needed to take it out.
liked.
A mugger tries to steal your money, so you jump into the air while throwing your backpack to the ground and tapping on your left wrist to detonate your "Remote Explosvies" |
Cains Deus
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
29
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:21:00 -
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SoCal Ninja wrote:
A mugger tries to steal your money, so you jump into the air while throwing your backpack to the ground and tapping on your left wrist to detonate your "Remote Explosvies"
I got a very good laugh out of this one. |
Grit Breather
BetaMax.
660
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:32:00 -
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I was walking with my wife the other day and some guy was standing behind a small hut type of building. When I finally noticed him I tried to read for my AR as I was sure we were being ambushed.
My wife was not amused...  |
Renzo Kuken
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
369
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:34:00 -
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you see a rivals car at the office and you slide your briefcase under his car then tap your watch expecting the car to explode |
Grit Breather
BetaMax.
660
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:37:00 -
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Renzo Kuken wrote:you see a rivals car at the office and you slide your briefcase under his car then tap your watch expecting the car to explode
You sir are rather insane. I hope you've seen a doctor about that...  |
Grit Breather
BetaMax.
660
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:39:00 -
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Pretty much throughout my teens and even after I may have watched too many action movies. Whenever I heard a car ignition I always expected a following explosion.
I have been able to get over this in the past 10 years or so. I hope this doesn't come back in some other strange form... |
Minmatar Slave 74136
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
291
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:39:00 -
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When you try to call in an orbital strike to clear the five pm traffic jam. |
MUDMASTEI2
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
135
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:42:00 -
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The sign that you play DUST too much is the fact you're amazing because you have the most skill points and the best gear.
Thank you, I'll be here all night. |
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Sandromin Hes
Sand Mercenary Corps Inc.
204
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:46:00 -
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you wave around nerf guns in a public parking lot while people are trying to figure out what this "DUST merc" is you're yelling about.
when you attack your roommate's car, convinced he's trying to run you over with his LAV
When you duct tape a book to a PSP and start lobbing it around parking lots, expecting resulting explosions
when you start throwing down random frisbees, insisting to your friends and family that they can respawn any time at your 'drop uplink' |
Minmatar Slave 74136
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
291
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:50:00 -
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when you are shopping for clothes and figuring out how many slots your new duds have - and what is the best fit for it. |
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CCP Frame
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
351
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Posted - 2012.07.17 06:58:00 -
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Minmatar Slave 74136 wrote:when you are shopping for clothes and figuring out how many slots your new duds have - and what is the best fit for it.
This! I am always aiming for as many high slots as possible... |
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Longshot Ravenwood
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
680
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Posted - 2012.07.17 07:02:00 -
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Girlfriend says "everything's fine" but you notice your HUD still has her flagged as "red" instead of "Green". |
kellogs27
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
63
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Posted - 2012.07.17 07:06:00 -
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Your eve skill training queue is empty......... |
Tech Ohm Eaven
L.O.T.I.S.
Legacy Rising
401
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Posted - 2012.07.17 07:28:00 -
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You hear a few grenades going off in the distance and you decide to join the firefight with the mass driver.
Instead I waited for the police helicopter with twin miniguns to sort the problem as its just another daily shootout on the streets where I live at.
You folks plan your daily driving around traffic jams.
We plan our daily driving around shootouts with real bullets and grenades. |
Flambario Steelhammer
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
3
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Posted - 2012.07.17 07:52:00 -
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What happen to me!
I sit on the pc which my headset on. So the high tone of the vent right to me get fade out. Every 10 seconds I look to the right because of the low rumble there and I think a tank is approaching. |
Gatsu Scarz
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
55
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Posted - 2012.07.17 07:53:00 -
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Your sat here reading tons of post's when all you want to do is play Dust . |
Ignatius Crumwald
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
475
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Posted - 2012.07.17 07:57:00 -
[19] - Quote
You get up to get a sandwich and die of a DVT as your emaciated children scurry about the floor around you mewing a make-shift language they learned from your now feral cats. |
Los Silencio
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
123
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Posted - 2012.07.17 08:05:00 -
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You look left...you look right...when the coast is clear, you toss an empty pizza box and run and jump on top of it, with 2 of your friends joining you. All of you pull out your wallets, hoping they will all be "restocked" with money. |
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Aeon Amadi
Maverick Conflict Solutions
1003
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Posted - 2012.07.17 08:11:00 -
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You spend real money on other games to try and fill the gap during the week-days, only to be left completely disappointed and longing for Dust again.
Alternatively, you try to PvP in Eve Online and wind up losing more money than you can physically get back in a short amount of time. |
DRaven DeMort
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2012.07.17 08:13:00 -
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You have attached a PS VITA holder to the left forearm section of your B.D.U (Battle dress uniform) in anticipation for the DUST VITA app, and wear it boots, helmet, and all as you play the beta.
----------DRaven DeMort carries you home----------
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Codename BG 47
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
47
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Posted - 2012.07.17 08:56:00 -
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You sit at your desk, all the time staring at the colleagues work place, and after he shows up you release your right arm finger waiting to here your charge sniper rifle sound. After that you are waiting for +50 |
Renzo Kuken
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
369
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Posted - 2012.07.17 09:15:00 -
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when you get that confused look on your face when the valet brings your car around and you wonder if the RDV was blown up while it was en route to you |
Zat Earthshatter
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
304
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Posted - 2012.07.17 09:26:00 -
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When you begin to wonder whether the oncoming car is Gallente or Caldari.
When your delusion about having "clones" and "immortality" causes you to test that theory...
News Flash! It still hurts. Badly. |
HUNTER 78
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2012.07.17 09:26:00 -
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Longshot Ravenwood wrote:Girlfriend says "everything's fine" but you notice your HUD still has her flagged as "red" instead of "Green".
awesome hahahah |
Minmatar Slave 74136
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
291
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Posted - 2012.07.17 09:47:00 -
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Zat Earthshatter wrote:When you begin to wonder whether the oncoming car is Gallente or Caldari.
When your delusion about having "clones" and "immortality" causes you to test that theory...
News Flash! It still hurts. Badly.
You paint the Minmatar symbol on your old beater car. |
Lurchasaurus
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
808
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Posted - 2012.07.17 09:58:00 -
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you desperately try to find a game to play in the downtime till thursday and cant find a single worthwhile game when there are thousands online and you own a bunch sitting right next to the ps3...
just end up sitting here on the forums talking about Dust until you can play again... |
onlyelisha
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
86
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Posted - 2012.07.17 10:00:00 -
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Lurchasaurus wrote:you desperately try to find a game to play in the downtime till thursday and cant find a single worthwhile game when there are thousands online and you own a bunch sitting right next to the ps3...
just end up sitting here on the forums talking about Dust until you can play again...
This |
Vrain Matari
ZionTCD
Legacy Rising
404
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Posted - 2012.07.17 10:11:00 -
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Ignatius Crumwald wrote:You get up to get a sandwich and die of a DVT as your emaciated children scurry about the floor around you mewing a make-shift language they learned from your now feral cats.
Lol Ignatius - you damn near made my coffee come out my nose!
- You find yourself reading DUST forums at 5 am, getting a fix before heading to work. |
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