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TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:01:00 -
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I keep picking paper and I keep losing. Scissors needs a serious nerf.
EDIT: So apparently we have people becoming angry that this thread is garnering attention while theirs slips into the abyss that is pages 2 - x. I'd like to simplify this message even more for ya.
The origional purpose of this thread was to condense all of the "Nerf this, buff this" threads into one simple statement. Everyone wants their playstyle buffed and wants their counter nerfed.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm glad people are having fun.
This game is a giant rock-paper-scissors match. How often are you going to kill an Assault suit with a swarm launcher? Now how many tanks can you blow up with it? If I pick up a shotgun, will it be easier to get up close to a heavy or a scout? When I start hipfiring my SMG, am I attacking a close-up player or am I trying to take out a sniper? When I run down a tank in a dropship, am I staying high enough to keep out of the turrets tracking range, or am I staying low to the ground?
Every other thread in this forum is "Nerf them, buff me". Rather than picking paper all the time, try rock. You just might beat scissors. |
Finn Kempers
BetaMax.
222
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:02:00 -
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I laughed too much  |
RolyatDerTeufel
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
1648
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:03:00 -
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paper needs to be nerfed. idk scissors are easy, i pick rock most the time. |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:04:00 -
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RolyatDerTeufel wrote:paper needs to be nerfed. idk scissors are easy, i pick rock most the time.
Nah, rock is fine. Paper can take rock, scissors are the ones in serious need of a nerf |
Finn Kempers
BetaMax.
222
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:08:00 -
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Raj: I'll tell you what, how about we go rock-paper-scissors?
Sheldon: Eww, I don't think so. Anecdotal evidence suggests that in the game of rock-paper-scissors, players familiar with each other tie 75-80% of the time due to the limited number of outcomes. I suggest "rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock.
It's very simple. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, andGÇöas it always hasGÇörock crushes scissors."
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Amarr Dust
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
50
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:46:00 -
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This thread is going places! |
Constable Jones
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
22
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:50:00 -
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Rock is turbo broken. Paper is fine.
Thanks,
Scissors. |
Asno Masamang
Odd Shadows Inc
122
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:52:00 -
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TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:Paper can take rock, scissors are the ones in serious need of a nerf
No, paper needs a speed nerf. There is no reason paper should be fast enough to cover rock, especially when it is being chased by scissors. N3RF PAPER!!!.
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Zach Shanna
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
77
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:54:00 -
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Devs please read this post! Its really important! |
Rhapsodyy Darkstorm
25
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Posted - 2012.07.06 21:59:00 -
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Zach Shanna wrote:Devs please read this post! Its really important!
This is by far one of the best threads on the forum so far. |
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Zach Shanna
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
77
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:03:00 -
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Rhapsodyy Darkstorm wrote:Zach Shanna wrote:Devs please read this post! Its really important! This is by far one of the best threads on the forum so far.
Did you just copy what I said to get a like? WTF? |
RolyatDerTeufel
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
1648
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:04:00 -
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Zach Shanna wrote:Rhapsodyy Darkstorm wrote:Zach Shanna wrote:Devs please read this post! Its really important! This is by far one of the best threads on the forum so far. Did you just copy what I said to get a like? WTF?
he gets another for being Rhapsodyy lol |
SILENTSAM 69
Pro Hic Immortalis
RISE of LEGION
421
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:05:00 -
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Laser Sword!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QoFRNfIk60 |
Asno Masamang
Odd Shadows Inc
122
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:06:00 -
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Zach Shanna wrote:Rhapsodyy Darkstorm wrote:Zach Shanna wrote:Devs please read this post! Its really important! This is by far one of the best threads on the forum so far. Did you just copy what I said to get a like? WTF?
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RolyatDerTeufel
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
1648
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:06:00 -
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http://www.umop.com/images/rps25.jpg
Can't nerf the unnerfable |
Zach Shanna
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
77
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:06:00 -
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RolyatDerTeufel wrote:Zach Shanna wrote:Rhapsodyy Darkstorm wrote:Zach Shanna wrote:Devs please read this post! Its really important! This is by far one of the best threads on the forum so far. Did you just copy what I said to get a like? WTF? he gets another for being Rhapsodyy lol
You sir are a racist!
Not sure why a racist but whatever.... |
Rhapsodyy Darkstorm
25
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:08:00 -
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Zach Shanna wrote:Rhapsodyy Darkstorm wrote:Zach Shanna wrote:Devs please read this post! Its really important! This is by far one of the best threads on the forum so far. Did you just copy what I said to get a like? WTF?
No i quoted it to reinforce the point of devs should be reading this thread!!
But here have a like yourself. And Roly can have one aswell cos im feeling nice :) |
RolyatDerTeufel
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
1648
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:11:00 -
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Rhapsodyy Darkstorm wrote:Zach Shanna wrote:Rhapsodyy Darkstorm wrote:Zach Shanna wrote:Devs please read this post! Its really important! This is by far one of the best threads on the forum so far. Did you just copy what I said to get a like? WTF? No i quoted it to reinforce the point of devs should be reading this thread!! But here have a like yourself. And Roly can have one aswell cos im feeling nice :)
forum likes over gametime yo!  |
Zev Caldari
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
94
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:36:00 -
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Likes for everyone!
I, for one, really hate what they've done with paper this last build. I mean wtf? Seriously? Paper from last build was so much better.
And scissors? OMG BALANCE PLX. BALANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Finn Kempers
BetaMax.
222
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:38:00 -
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I love it when we mimic troll logic for the LOLz. |
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Ronin Odachi
38th Joint Tactical Command
127
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:45:00 -
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Just yesterday I was rolling in my rock and out of nowhere paper covered me!!! In one shot!!1! Paper is way OP!!!!!1!!11!1!
NERF TEH PAPERZ!  |
Finn Kempers
BetaMax.
222
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:46:00 -
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+2 for linking to this thread everytime for a QQ thread about nerfing or buffing. |
Zach Shanna
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
77
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:47:00 -
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Ronin Odachi wrote:Just yesterday I was rolling in my rock and out of nowhere paper covered me!!! In one shot!!1! Paper is way OP!!!!!1!!11!1! NERF TEH PAPERZ!
But if Scissors come along, paperz screwed because it got nerfed and can't kill scissors!!!! PAPERZ NEED MORE POWER!!!! |
Thunder Zephyr
BetaMax.
5
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Posted - 2012.07.06 22:57:00 -
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dude, what are you guys talking about? clearly rock needs a nerf. im sick of getting rolled by them all the time >.< |
Zach Shanna
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
77
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Posted - 2012.07.06 23:29:00 -
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I've got it we'll take out rock paper and scissors so that it's fair! We can all play ..., ... and ...
Everybody wins! |
Seeker of Cheese
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
163
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Posted - 2012.07.07 01:07:00 -
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Now now, you've all missed the point. It's not about the rock, paper, or scissors implementation, it's a problem with the underlying arm delivery system. Clearly nothing can be balanced until the arms are fixed. |
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CCP Nothin
State War Academy
Caldari State
93
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Posted - 2012.07.07 04:16:00 -
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Hi guys,
An update on this:
We found a pretty severe bug with the scissors that made them approximately 6.5x sharper than we intended. We're looking into deploying a hotfix shortly. Conversely, the rock will be getting a slight boost as we're looking to address the fact that it is, well, a rock.
Sorry for any inconvenience caused. |
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Seeker of Cheese
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
163
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Posted - 2012.07.07 04:27:00 -
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CCP Nothin wrote:the rock will be getting a slight boost
Seriously? You're just going to buff the rock? What good will a shinier rock do us?  |
Lorebot
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
39
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Posted - 2012.07.07 04:42:00 -
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Seeker of Cheese wrote:CCP Nothin wrote:the rock will be getting a slight boost Seriously? You're just going to buff the rock? What good will a shinier rock do us?
They said the rock will be getting a 'boost' not a 'buff'.
It's possible this means they're going to start it off on higher ground so it has more inertia when it reaches the target. |
Ronin Odachi
38th Joint Tactical Command
127
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Posted - 2012.07.07 04:53:00 -
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CCP Nothin wrote:Hi guys,
An update on this:
We found a pretty severe bug with the scissors that made them approximately 6.5x sharper than we intended. We're looking into deploying a hotfix shortly. Conversely, the rock will be getting a slight boost as we're looking to address the fact that it is, well, a rock.
Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
Well, I started using paper, and realized it's tank is...well...paper thin. Paper needs an armor boost, I don't think the problem is with scissors. |
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