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Vex Mulgren
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.07.07 18:37:00 -
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Regular scissors are fine, but those cash shop scissors? Nobody can beat those! |
Mordu's Spy
Doomheim
40
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Posted - 2012.07.07 18:50:00 -
[62] - Quote
I'm all about that
AMARR LAZOR SCISSORS!! |
Seeker of Cheese
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
163
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Posted - 2012.07.07 19:39:00 -
[63] - Quote
uruz7 fish wrote:this game sucks!! the movement of rocks isn't smooth! and i can't run with scissors! paper gives me little cuts! you should make this game more like tag, cuz you know, the you're it was awesome in tag, none of this nancyboy rock crap. this game could be totally tag 2 with you're its. and if you don't put them in, people are going to have a mass exodus from this game when hide and seek 2 comes out!!
Oh great, another tag-tard  |
RolyatDerTeufel
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
1648
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Posted - 2012.07.07 19:41:00 -
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Seeker of Cheese wrote:uruz7 fish wrote:this game sucks!! the movement of rocks isn't smooth! and i can't run with scissors! paper gives me little cuts! you should make this game more like tag, cuz you know, the you're it was awesome in tag, none of this nancyboy rock crap. this game could be totally tag 2 with you're its. and if you don't put them in, people are going to have a mass exodus from this game when hide and seek 2 comes out!! Oh great, another tag-tard
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Sandromin Hes
Sand Mercenary Corps Inc.
204
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Posted - 2012.07.07 21:59:00 -
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We're all obviously missing the problem. Everything needs to have a basic version AND a buffed version (except for the rock, which will have just the basic version and then the extreme boulder version). We can avoid all unnecessary nerfing!
You will have your basic rusty old militia scissors, along with sharpened nova-scissors as the buffed counterpart. The militia scissors beat militia paper, but not the enhanced proto-carbon paper (unless exposed for prolonged periods of time). The nova scissors beat militia paper, slices through basic rock, and proto-carbon paper but is beaten by the obviously larger boulder. The basic rock beats militia scissors but is beaten by both paper variants and the nova scissors. The boulder beats basic paper and both scissors, but is beaten by large reams of proto-carbon paper. Finally, militia paper beats rock and is beaten by nova scissors and militia scissors, along with mega-boulder. Proto-carbon paper then beats rock, militia scissors, and extreme rock.
If you feel anything is overpowered, you can opt for one of two options:
-An orbital strike, which only extreme boulders can survive.
-Aperture science approved Cave Johnson combustible lemon grenades which destroy everything.
+1 Deadpool. that is all. |
Zat Earthshatter
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
304
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Posted - 2012.07.07 22:08:00 -
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After much experience, I have to say that the balancing must've looked good on paper...
Until scissors cut the paper, and we wound up with TWO sheets!
clearly, it's Paper that is OP, because it multiplies!
My current fix is to use scissors to cut it into a string of dolls instead, those are mostly harmless.
However, I would like a patch soon. |
Aighun
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
666
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Posted - 2012.07.07 22:55:00 -
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Ok, Doesn't anyone else see the huge problem with this thread? Am I the only one that can see this? Shambo players actually know how this game is played.
You all keep talking about rock as if that is going to change everything. All you Rosham players ever do is say "but it's a Beta", they will implement rock but you must be really gullible if you think that would change anything. Also, we only ever play with paper and scissors. And I have been in a lot of beta's before and they always have everything in them, and they always only ever have paper and scissors. So if you are going to balance the game, paper and scissors need to changed so that any player of equal skill using either paper or scissors has an equal chance of winning. Or you have to remove paper completely and only have scissors. And make the scissors cut better. But if you keep the paper you have to make the paper cut better.
Adapt or die? Well, this is a console game, and no one is going to play Roshambo, whatever that is, like they would on the pc. It has to many syllables. Also no one is going to stick with a console game that is just a bunch of people running around kicking each other in the nuts.
TL;DR I'm probably way too late, ah well |
Deus Risus
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
19
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Posted - 2012.07.07 22:57:00 -
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Don't even get me started on this. The other day I was cruising' around with my scissors, and I found rock. I must've hit him fourteen times, and he didn't even lose half his shields! Then he goes around and one-shots me. I want a refund.... |
Rhadiem
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
496
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Posted - 2012.07.07 23:17:00 -
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In MAG rocks beat paper and I'm beside myself in rage that EVE doesn't have it this way. Clearly you have no game. |
Aighun
Zumari Force Projection
Caldari State
666
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Posted - 2012.07.07 23:54:00 -
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Rhadiem wrote:In MAG rocks beat paper and I'm beside myself in rage that EVE doesn't have it this way. Clearly you have no game.
-Well, in this game Spock always beats rock. no matter what. Without fail. Spock is the most OP in the whole game and needs to be balanced.
-Well, it will cost you 500,000 isk to use Spock to beat rock. And you will only ever earn 2,000 isk beating rock. You literally will not be able to afford to use Spock against rock.
-Spock is OP. Spock always beats rock. The game needs to be balanced.
-Ok, let me try again. The game is balanced. Even though Spock beats rock, you literally will not be able to afford to just use Spock to beat rock. You are much better off using paper. In this game paper beats rock.
-Spock always beats rock, it is so unfair.
-There just won't be a situation where you would go around using Spock to beat rock. I will say this one more time. You literally can't afford to do that.
-Game needs balance. |
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Heinz Doofenshertz
BetaMax.
360
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Posted - 2012.07.08 09:07:00 -
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you bring Spock, I bring paper, I beat both rock and Spock. of course Nova will bring Glass the Planet, and we all lose. |
zekina zek
D3LTA FORC3
Orion Empire
108
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Posted - 2012.07.08 09:14:00 -
[72] - Quote
CCP Nothin wrote:Hi guys,
An update on this:
We found a pretty severe bug with the scissors that made them approximately 6.5x sharper than we intended. We're looking into deploying a hotfix shortly. Conversely, the rock will be getting a slight boost as we're looking to address the fact that it is, well, a rock.
Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
did you deploy the hotfix yet? can you please add more damage to swarm launchers. they dont do enough damage to my dropship anymore its not fun... |
Noc Tempre
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
1170
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Posted - 2012.07.08 09:45:00 -
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zekina zek wrote:CCP Nothin wrote:Hi guys,
An update on this:
We found a pretty severe bug with the scissors that made them approximately 6.5x sharper than we intended. We're looking into deploying a hotfix shortly. Conversely, the rock will be getting a slight boost as we're looking to address the fact that it is, well, a rock.
Sorry for any inconvenience caused. did you deploy the hotfix yet? can you please add more damage to swarm launchers. they dont do enough damage to my dropship anymore its not fun...
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!!! |
Templar Two
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
459
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Posted - 2012.07.08 18:00:00 -
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CCP Dev. answered to this.
So jokes are worth of consideration but useful feedbacks like "Disable Aim Assist" aren't worth replying to. |
gangsta nachos
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
377
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Posted - 2012.07.08 18:02:00 -
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CCP Nothin wrote:Hi guys,
An update on this:
We found a pretty severe bug with the scissors that made them approximately 6.5x sharper than we intended. We're looking into deploying a hotfix shortly. Conversely, the rock will be getting a slight boost as we're looking to address the fact that it is, well, a rock.
Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
Why Dont you remove this useless thread instead of supporting it |
Ronin Odachi
38th Joint Tactical Command
127
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Posted - 2012.07.08 18:19:00 -
[76] - Quote
Templar Two wrote:CCP Dev. answered to this.
So jokes are worth of consideration but useful feedbacks like "Disable Aim Assist" aren't worth replying to.
If you really think we haven't heard about aim assist from the devs, you need to do a little more digging around here. Aim assist is bugged, they're fixing it.
Also, the new buff to paper really has increased its usability. |
Templar Two
Villore Sec Ops
Gallente Federation
459
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Posted - 2012.07.08 18:29:00 -
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Ronin Odachi wrote:
If you really think we haven't heard about aim assist from the devs, you need to do a little more digging around here. Aim assist is bugged, they're fixing it.
Also, the new buff to paper really has increased its usability.
So they want to fix it while we are asking for it to be optional. |
Hawk Von Draum
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
122
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Posted - 2012.07.08 18:54:00 -
[78] - Quote
Templar Two wrote:CCP Dev. answered to this.
So jokes are worth of consideration but useful feedbacks like "Disable Aim Assist" aren't worth replying to.
get a life and enjoy yourself a little |
Noc Tempre
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
1170
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Posted - 2012.07.08 19:15:00 -
[79] - Quote
Templar Two wrote:CCP Dev. answered to this.
So jokes are worth of consideration but useful feedbacks like "Disable Aim Assist" aren't worth replying to.
Devs are people too! Even if they do keep them in tiny cages  |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2012.07.08 20:11:00 -
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gangsta nachos wrote:CCP Nothin wrote:Hi guys,
An update on this:
We found a pretty severe bug with the scissors that made them approximately 6.5x sharper than we intended. We're looking into deploying a hotfix shortly. Conversely, the rock will be getting a slight boost as we're looking to address the fact that it is, well, a rock.
Sorry for any inconvenience caused. Why Dont you remove this useless thread instead of supporting it
Beleive it or not, I didn't really start this thread intending on it going this way, although I'm glad people are appreciating a bit of a break from forum trolling.
The origional purpose was to condense all of the "Nerf this, buff this" threads into one simple statement. Everyone wants their playstyle buffed and wants their counter nerfed.
This game is a giant rock-paper-scissors match. How often are you going to kill an Assault suit with a swarm launcher? Now how many tanks can you blow up with it? If I pick up a shotgun, will it be easier to get up close to a heavy or a scout? When I start hipfiring my SMG, am I attacking a close-up player or am I trying to take out a sniper? When I run down a tank in a dropship, am I staying high enough to keep out of the turrets tracking range, or am I staying low to the ground?
Every other thread in this forum is "Nerf them, buff me". Rather than picking paper all the time, try rock. You just might beat scissors. |
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Darth Tyrannnus
Citadel Mercantile Exchange
Amarr-Caldari Mercantile Exchange
26
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Posted - 2012.07.08 20:34:00 -
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i vote this best tyhread of all time!
also, what ever happened to nuke? nuke beats paer and scisors, rock covers nuke keeping it from going off and nuke only usable after getting fifty paper kills. |
TheAmazing FlyingPig
Crux Special Tasks Group
Gallente Federation
157
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Posted - 2012.07.09 01:37:00 -
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Bumpin' because I can. |
RolyatDerTeufel
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
1648
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Posted - 2012.07.09 01:42:00 -
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TheAmazing FlyingPig wrote:Bumpin' because I can.
quoting cause i can |
Zach Shanna
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
77
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Posted - 2012.07.09 01:45:00 -
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This thread can survive a nuclear holocaust.... AND ITS A SPOOF! WTF!
Im not against it in anyway, just amazed |
RolyatDerTeufel
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
1648
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Posted - 2012.07.09 01:50:00 -
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Zach Shanna wrote:This thread can survive a nuclear holocaust.... AND ITS A SPOOF! WTF!
Im not against it in anyway, just amazed
Fun with the community |
John Surratt
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
49
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Posted - 2012.07.09 02:28:00 -
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What are you talking about? Every one knows the rock spam in the last build was horribad. |
Corvus Ravensong
Skyel Industries
Subspace Exploration Agency
179
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Posted - 2012.07.09 02:38:00 -
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Thank you - all of you.
Possibly the funnest read I have seen on an active beta forum.
And to the 2 folks in here to whine over a dev poking his head in - think of how much time it takes to toss out a quick joke or 2 compared to fixing a bug. This thread obviously required them to send the Dev with a sense of humor, where a lot of other threads require a bit more coding to resolve than this one.
PS - The Tech 2 paper with the orbital strike guidance package is gonna WTFBBQPWN all of your silly scissors before teabaging everyone dumb enough to play rock. |
EnIgMa99
Imperfects
Negative-Feedback
219
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Posted - 2012.07.09 14:21:00 -
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Tottaly agree with this thread |
Vaas Edi
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
10
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Posted - 2012.07.09 15:56:00 -
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Awesome thread is awesome. |
Hawk Von Draum
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
122
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Posted - 2012.07.09 16:10:00 -
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Random Bump beats scissors |
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