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Shorray Menham wrote:

Zen Chi wrote:

TheD1CK wrote:

Matchmaking Pirate

SOMETHING has to be done ASAP (downtime tomorrow pretty, pretty please)

And imo it has to start with the gear we can use in Public matches..
I do not care how much you grinded, spent or boosted Twisted

to get it, The best fittings have NO place in Pubs. They are the only casual gamemode.. yet since the dawn of dust they have been overrun with Proto gear.
INB4 bla..bla..blablabla.. it's New Eden brah.. who said anything about fair?? Git Gud scraaaaabbbzz..

@ CCP, you are allowing your game to be destroyed by it's playerbase.. SORT IT OUT.

For reference.. look at the weekly stats for LHughes and viper xsniper Pirate

If that is not enough reason to do something to even the battles.. I don't know what is Twisted

Personally, I use Proto too much in these modes.. but I am countered by reckless stupidity no matter the cost
Where "top" players.. are anything but reckless.. and from seeing how they play.. it's literally farming...
Faced with a threat "run for your life" and this RUINS gameplay... how??
Because the game is built around CLONES.. they respawn, the fun is by making them do so Pirate

We had a match earlier.. DMG v DMG squads, both teams with Corp players filling the rest, an even fight
Yet the actions of vets, they would rather flank n' spank and do nothing to help their team push the objective
Maybe it's seeing l33t players with their 1.46 KD like me.. and the fear just takes over Shocked

By limiting the tiers of gear used. And the expenses of fighting in Public Contracts

- Newbs.. can actually stand a chance.
- Vets.. might actually grow a pair in even battles.

Yes the game lags, blablabla.. this is not the only problem I am aware of that.. BUT!!

This ruins a majority of the battles played daily.. the players are scrubs they love stomping.. SORT IT OUT CCP!!!

They have no interest to try to seriously try to fix this game any longer WAKE UP MERCS!

Yup, that's the point.
Furthermore, they ignore forum posts from everyone who has few likes)
But they decorate the Dust-S#it , my boy. Only decorate it. And Aurum!

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Varoth Drac Dead Man's Game 2	Posted - 2015.11.16 19:04:00 - [61] - Quote Thumb Green wrote: Lightning35 Delta514 wrote: Only limiting gear to let's say basic for example will do little. Pro player with max skills still have advantage no matter what. That is true but doing a little is better than doing nothing. True again that max skills will give an advantage no matter what but max skills on basic doesn't provide as much advantage as max skills on proto and officer. Max skills on a proto suit gives more CPU/PG wiggle room than on basic . Max skills on the AG-1 gives you 221 CPU and 40 PG on the AGK.0 it's 498 CPU and 91 PG and on the RAGK.o it's 610 CPU and 118PG, more than double and almost triple the fitting room just from the suits themselves. Then you throw on the weapon fitting cost reduction skills (don't forget the assaults as well as logi's equipment) and you can slap near about anything you want on it without worrying about sacrificing much. Whereas with basic and adv sacrifices have to made on some things so you can have better of something else. Restricting gear won't completely level the playing field but it greatly cuts down on the advantage maxed out players have over not so maxed out players and offers them a greater chance to compete. However little it may be it is still a lot better than nothing at all. Removing passive skill bonuses, by which I mean all skill bonuses that provide a benefit other than access to gear and fitting cost reduction / fitting space, would be another major step in improving NPE and match quality. Players should have to pay for their advantages.
Summa Militum Abstract Requiem 1	Posted - 2015.11.16 19:08:00 - [62] - Quote TheD1CK wrote: Matchmaking SOMETHING has to be done ASAP (downtime tomorrow pretty, pretty please) And imo it has to start with the gear we can use in Public matches.. I do not care how much you grinded, spent or boosted to get it, The best fittings have NO place in Pubs. They are the only casual gamemode.. yet since the dawn of dust they have been overrun with Proto gear. INB4 bla..bla..blablabla.. it's New Eden brah.. who said anything about fair?? Git Gud scraaaaabbbzz.. @ CCP, you are allowing your game to be destroyed by it's playerbase.. SORT IT OUT. For reference.. look at the weekly stats for LHughes and viper xsniper If that is not enough reason to do something to even the battles.. I don't know what is Personally, I use Proto too much in these modes.. but I am countered by reckless stupidity no matter the cost Where "top" players.. are anything but reckless.. and from seeing how they play.. it's literally farming... Faced with a threat "run for your life" and this RUINS gameplay... how?? Because the game is built around CLONES.. they respawn, the fun is by making them do so We had a match earlier.. DMG v DMG squads, both teams with Corp players filling the rest, an even fight Yet the actions of vets, they would rather flank n' spank and do nothing to help their team push the objective Maybe it's seeing l33t players with their 1.46 KD like me.. and the fear just takes over By limiting the tiers of gear used. And the expenses of fighting in Public Contracts - Newbs.. can actually stand a chance. - Vets.. might actually grow a pair in even battles. Yes the game lags, blablabla.. this is not the only problem I am aware of that.. BUT!! This ruins a majority of the battles played daily.. the players are scrubs they love stomping.. SORT IT OUT CCP!!! I have been pushing to have Proto/Officer/Experimental Gear removed from Public Matches for awhile now and it is always the same people who fight against the idea. I have a theory of why these people are so against the removal of higher tiered gear from Pubs. I think a bunch of people have built up the perception that they are actually good at this game. They have built this perception up by relying heavily on squads to guide and help them throughout a battle as well as by using higher tiered gear to target weaker players so that on the EOM screen it looks like they kicked *. You will notice that a lot of these players who don't want higher tiered gear removed from Pubs are the same people who refuse to use higher tiered gear against legitimately good players, are the same people who quit matches when they see they have to face a challenge, and are the same people who play Domination**. I usually don't like telling people to HTFU but for those who are against the removal of Proto/Officer/Experimental Gear from Pubs I say to them...HTFU!
Varoth Drac Dead Man's Game 2	Posted - 2015.11.16 19:10:00 - [63] - Quote Adipem Nothi wrote: TheD1CK wrote: ... doing that [increasing pub pay] would be in the wrong direction I think ... Possible. That said, "unlock some awesome stuff that you can't afford to use" isn't exactly enticing gameplay. I'd rather see everyone get rich from in-game activity than see more of what we have now: the rich getting richer, and the poor being unable to afford to muster competent opposition. I personally suspect the optimal solution would involve a blending of meta locks and pay tweaks. My two cents, of course. The problem with this is, if everyone is rich, nobody is. Also this would make things a lot worse for low SP players. They may be able to afford great gear, but won't be able to use it. But will have to fight against more people who do have the SP for better gear.
luckyireland Mcalpines Fusiliers 61	Posted - 2015.11.16 19:17:00 - [64] - Quote Put a sp gain of 2% on starter fits and make them only available to players under 3 million sp. It will make up for there low scores wp gains. I'm happy go lucky
maybe deadcatz Serris Inc 1	Posted - 2015.11.16 19:31:00 - [65] - Quote I'd rather that people just get the isk value of the suit they kill and terminate. And get a chance to salvage any officer or experimental gear they kill. It benefits the proto stompers since they won't have to go down on their gear and it attracts more people to kill. It benefits the newbies because milita weapons are still weapon even though they suck. Just run a few proto suits over in a lav or railgun installation snipe then,and bam,free isk. Ha!You can't kill me! I'm already dead!
IR Scifi OSG Planetary Operations 266	Posted - 2015.11.16 19:38:00 - [66] - Quote I wish I had a good solution. MU balancing seems to work (when enough people play) but I honestly don't think we have enough players to truly balance it. I get wrecked hard when I squad with my normal gang (who are actually good...unlike me) but I stomp pretty good I'm running solo with basic / advanced gear due to my pathetic ranking. So maybe it's not that segmenting doesn't work, it's that we don't have enough people to segment correctly?
TheD1CK Dead Man's Game 3	Posted - 2015.11.16 19:54:00 - [67] - Quote IR Scifi wrote: I wish I had a good solution. MU balancing seems to work (when enough people play) but I honestly don't think we have enough players to truly balance it. I get wrecked hard when I squad with my normal gang (who are actually good...unlike me) but I stomp pretty good I'm running solo with basic / advanced gear due to my pathetic ranking. So maybe it's not that segmenting doesn't work, it's that we don't have enough people to segment correctly? That's what I think anyway So the answer may be outside of Matchmaking/Moo But found by limiting the tiers available in casual gamemodes. Pub chat "DeadMansGame" Squads, rage, trolls, Qsyncs, CARNAGE.. and stuff.
Hawkings Greenback Dead Man's Game 475	Posted - 2015.11.16 20:04:00 - [68] - Quote I tried to write a serious post but I couldn't bring myself to do it. However there are some good suggestions that I would get on board with. Good topic may bookmark for further viewing "Forum Lurker" since 2012
TheD1CK Dead Man's Game 3	Posted - 2015.11.16 20:07:00 - [69] - Quote Hawkings Greenback wrote: I tried to write a serious post but I couldn't bring myself to do it. However there are some good suggestions that I would get on board with. Good topic may bookmark for further viewing "I want to help out, but if CCP dgaf.. how can I??" No offence CCP.. but it's not like this is a persistent issue for over 2 years. Pub chat "DeadMansGame" Squads, rage, trolls, Qsyncs, CARNAGE.. and stuff.
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 21	Posted - 2015.11.16 20:11:00 - [70] - Quote Why is attacking decicively from a flank bad gameplay? Running at the enemy team head one seems pointless. Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.

Varoth Drac Dead Man's Game 2	Posted - 2015.11.16 20:21:00 - [71] - Quote There are ways of improving the pool from which matchmaking picks players. Merging gamemode queues would reduce segregation. Either allowing matchmaking more freedom to group players, or to offset issues that may be caused by separating out a meta-locked pub queue. It would also stop everyone just playing domination.
Sequal's Back Dead Man's Game 1	Posted - 2015.11.16 20:25:00 - [72] - Quote TheD1CK wrote: Matchmaking Lost me here Edit: Hey. Don't you talk sh!t about my baby snake. Monde de fous...
Thor Odinson42 Ancient Exiles. Bleeding Sun Conglomerate 7	Posted - 2015.11.16 20:56:00 - [73] - Quote Just stopped by to scan the forums, saw this post and couldn't resist. I logged in last week to play a few games and found that things might be worse than ever from a participation standpoint. I was only able to get into a domination so I didn't expect much from the onset. The first match I left pretty quick because there were only a handful of players on my team that made it out of the redline. No uplinks aside from mine. After one death, I left. The other matches were pretty similar, usually a toss up between which side actually approached the lone objective. I don't see how anyone could garner any type of information from these types of matches. I don't believe they would have been any different if people were using militia or officer gear.
Thumb Green Elephant Riders 2	Posted - 2015.11.16 21:31:00 - [74] - Quote Varoth Drac wrote: Thumb Green wrote: Lightning35 Delta514 wrote: Only limiting gear to let's say basic for example will do little. Pro player with max skills still have advantage no matter what. That is true but doing a little is better than doing nothing. True again that max skills will give an advantage no matter what but max skills on basic doesn't provide as much advantage as max skills on proto and officer. Max skills on a proto suit gives more CPU/PG wiggle room than on basic . Max skills on the AG-1 gives you 221 CPU and 40 PG on the AGK.0 it's 498 CPU and 91 PG and on the RAGK.o it's 610 CPU and 118PG, more than double and almost triple the fitting room just from the suits themselves. Then you throw on the weapon fitting cost reduction skills (don't forget the assaults as well as logi's equipment) and you can slap near about anything you want on it without worrying about sacrificing much. Whereas with basic and adv sacrifices have to made on some things so you can have better of something else. Restricting gear won't completely level the playing field but it greatly cuts down on the advantage maxed out players have over not so maxed out players and offers them a greater chance to compete. However little it may be it is still a lot better than nothing at all. Removing passive skill bonuses, by which I mean all skill bonuses that provide a benefit other than access to gear and fitting cost reduction / fitting space, would be another major step in improving NPE and match quality. Players should have to pay for their advantages. And suddenly doing a little becomes doing a lot. I suggested something similar before but it was limiting the passive to a certain level which of course that was also with the thought of meta locks in mind so a generalized standard, adv, proto locked queue would only allow up to that level of skill bonus to be used. While I don't appose completely removing the bonuses in pubs as you suggest I would prefer to allow for up to adv to be used. Because that is part of the core of the game; then again we'd still have FW & PC for that so perhaps it is worth a try. Most of what I see around here is just a bag of dicks in need of some kicks. Dust really needs its high sec.
TheD1CK Dead Man's Game 3	Posted - 2015.11.17 12:14:00 - [75] - Quote That's odd... server downtime.. but no changes to balance gear levels.. CCP must not be aware of the issue yet We should make sure to bring it to their attention Pub chat "DeadMansGame" Squads, rage, trolls, Qsyncs, CARNAGE.. and stuff.
LudiKure ninda Dead Man's Game 294	Posted - 2015.11.17 12:55:00 - [76] - Quote Yes this game needs metalocking.AND fixed matchmaking Pubs should be limited to std/adv stuff,including vehicles. FW PC Proto/Officer stuff. Im 100m+ sp player and I got so many ISK that I dont care about losing 10+ 200k suits in a match or few 1.2 mill tanks. And the problem is that Im not the only one who can afford that Im usualy solo player and when I search any game mode I usualy get on the team of low SP players. At the start of the match they all spawn on my links,they will try to take objective,..but then Im starting to see enemy killfead: Kalente,bons,balacs,ghalag... and then my side yust give up,chause most of my bluberyes are yust using starter fits,and they are getting destroyed by sqads of good player rocking the best possible gear in game. And then all you can see blue tags: xxxx has left the battle. And after a minute my team is at 6 players vs 3,4 man sqads with few randoms. And after few attempts with my tank to push enemy off the point, I yust give up chause there is no point fighting solo against 16 players,.. Only thing that you can do is sit in redline in a rail tank, sniping with thale or simply leaving a match. That is how 80% of my matches are,and I really dont know whats keeping me playng this game anymore I think I should turn on my ps4 and forget the every day frustrations,unbalanced matches,lag and exploits... Tank pilot Still waiting 4 Surya <3
Vrain Matari Mikramurka Shock Troop Minmatar Republic 3	Posted - 2015.11.17 13:18:00 - [77] - Quote TheD1CK wrote: Hawkings Greenback wrote: I tried to write a serious post but I couldn't bring myself to do it. However there are some good suggestions that I would get on board with. Good topic may bookmark for further viewing "I want to help out, but if CCP dgaf.. how can I??" No offence CCP.. but it's not like this is a persistent issue for over 2 years. I have to agree. Methods may vary but this discussion is really about the NPE. I find it obscene that CCP will spend two years chasing RMT while leaving the NPE completely unattended - it's as if they don't want the playerbase to grow. PSN: RationalSpark
dustU Mikramurka Shock Troop Minmatar Republic 19	Posted - 2015.11.17 14:33:00 - [78] - Quote I'm here to ruin your thread. Bad mechanics, PC isk farming, matchmaking exploits, stomping players before they leave academy and so much other ** is ** up with this game. Very noble uz guys trying to find solutions but just let this piece of game die too much ** to fix. CCP shutdown this douchbag infested game
Hawkings Greenback Dead Man's Game 477	Posted - 2015.11.17 15:28:00 - [79] - Quote dustU wrote: I'm here to ruin your thread. Bad mechanics, PC isk farming, matchmaking exploits, stomping players before they leave academy and so much other ** is ** up with this game. Very noble uz guys trying to find solutions but just let this piece of game die too much ** to fix. CCP shutdown this douchbag infested game Yawn "Forum Lurker" since 2012
Dont-be-a-D1CK Forty-Nine Fedayeen Minmatar Republic 301	Posted - 2015.11.18 12:05:00 - [80] - Quote They certainly don't want the feedback, keep making adjustments based on keyboard warrior feedback... GG CCP. Well that was a surprise.

Mortedeamor The Black Masquerade 2	Posted - 2015.11.18 13:04:00 - [81] - Quote i agree with limiting gear ...wont effect me at all i dont proto spam in pubs and i maintain and over 3.0 kdr lol pc master race PORT IT CCP
Mobius Wyvern Fatal Absolution Bleeding Sun Conglomerate 7	Posted - 2015.11.18 13:55:00 - [82] - Quote There Are Not Enough Players What part of this is so hard to understand? If you try to split people up to improve matchmaking or restrict what gear they can use, it's just going to encourage the playerbase to separate more across modes and make it even harder to find matches. Amidst the blue skies A link from past to future The sheltering wings of the protector
Nero QSR TOMBSTONE XIII 66	Posted - 2015.11.18 14:36:00 - [83] - Quote I almost always use standart bpo's, and when incounering some Proto player i (sometimes) get a 'pyrus'allotek rifle out and hunt the expensive dude down (in a standart bpo btw) it mabey takes me 6 suits or 12 but how cares, it's bpo and he's down 40k for just the suit alone xD, i laugh my pants of xD i can use Proto suits but i don't want to, to expensive, its funny what they will do to get away from my Militia AR bpo xD, really try it out man. you can let them jump tru hoops if you like xD It's the Law of Sun and Star, President and Pope - It's the Prisoner at the Bar, Gallows and the Rope.
Thumb Green Elephant Riders 2	Posted - 2015.11.18 15:14:00 - [84] - Quote Mobius Wyvern wrote: There Are Not Enough Players What part of this is so hard to understand? If you try to split people up to improve matchmaking or restrict what gear they can use, it's just going to encourage the playerbase to separate more across modes and make it even harder to find matches. People been saying that for a long time now in regards to meta/gear locks and the player base keeps on shrinking a little bit by little bit. I said it before, CCP just needs to bite the bullet and just go ahead and split up the players then there'd be room for growth; because all these people going balls to the walls are suffocating the life out of this game, slowly but surely. Best outcome game actually grows and queue times shorten; the worse that's going to happen, longer search times, well that's the same end result we'll see if we don't split players. Cause players will keep leaving until nothing but the cancer is left and then this game will die because cancer doesn't fight itself. Most of what I see around here is just a bag of dicks in need of some kicks. Dust really needs its high sec.
Zen Chi Kirkinen Risk Control Caldari State 5	Posted - 2015.11.18 15:21:00 - [85] - Quote TheD1CK wrote: Matchmaking SOMETHING has to be done ASAP (downtime tomorrow pretty, pretty please) And imo it has to start with the gear we can use in Public matches.. I do not care how much you grinded, spent or boosted to get it, The best fittings have NO place in Pubs. They are the only casual gamemode.. yet since the dawn of dust they have been overrun with Proto gear. INB4 bla..bla..blablabla.. it's New Eden brah.. who said anything about fair?? Git Gud scraaaaabbbzz.. @ CCP, you are allowing your game to be destroyed by it's playerbase.. SORT IT OUT. For reference.. look at the weekly stats for LHughes and viper xsniper If that is not enough reason to do something to even the battles.. I don't know what is Personally, I use Proto too much in these modes.. but I am countered by reckless stupidity no matter the cost Where "top" players.. are anything but reckless.. and from seeing how they play.. it's literally farming... Faced with a threat "run for your life" and this RUINS gameplay... how?? Because the game is built around CLONES.. they respawn, the fun is by making them do so We had a match earlier.. DMG v DMG squads, both teams with Corp players filling the rest, an even fight Yet the actions of vets, they would rather flank n' spank and do nothing to help their team push the objective Maybe it's seeing l33t players with their 1.46 KD like me.. and the fear just takes over By limiting the tiers of gear used. And the expenses of fighting in Public Contracts - Newbs.. can actually stand a chance. - Vets.. might actually grow a pair in even battles. Yes the game lags, blablabla.. this is not the only problem I am aware of that.. BUT!! This ruins a majority of the battles played daily.. the players are scrubs they love stomping.. SORT IT OUT CCP!!! They have no interest to try to seriously try to fix this game any longer WAKE UP MERCS!
FireBirdStar Dead Man's Game 60	Posted - 2015.11.18 19:18:00 - [86] - Quote Soooo True Albert ...... Born Gallente, Pure Caldari
Shorray Menham S.C.A.F. 54	Posted - 2015.11.20 15:03:00 - [87] - Quote Zen Chi wrote: TheD1CK wrote: Matchmaking SOMETHING has to be done ASAP (downtime tomorrow pretty, pretty please) And imo it has to start with the gear we can use in Public matches.. I do not care how much you grinded, spent or boosted to get it, The best fittings have NO place in Pubs. They are the only casual gamemode.. yet since the dawn of dust they have been overrun with Proto gear. INB4 bla..bla..blablabla.. it's New Eden brah.. who said anything about fair?? Git Gud scraaaaabbbzz.. @ CCP, you are allowing your game to be destroyed by it's playerbase.. SORT IT OUT. For reference.. look at the weekly stats for LHughes and viper xsniper If that is not enough reason to do something to even the battles.. I don't know what is Personally, I use Proto too much in these modes.. but I am countered by reckless stupidity no matter the cost Where "top" players.. are anything but reckless.. and from seeing how they play.. it's literally farming... Faced with a threat "run for your life" and this RUINS gameplay... how?? Because the game is built around CLONES.. they respawn, the fun is by making them do so We had a match earlier.. DMG v DMG squads, both teams with Corp players filling the rest, an even fight Yet the actions of vets, they would rather flank n' spank and do nothing to help their team push the objective Maybe it's seeing l33t players with their 1.46 KD like me.. and the fear just takes over By limiting the tiers of gear used. And the expenses of fighting in Public Contracts - Newbs.. can actually stand a chance. - Vets.. might actually grow a pair in even battles. Yes the game lags, blablabla.. this is not the only problem I am aware of that.. BUT!! This ruins a majority of the battles played daily.. the players are scrubs they love stomping.. SORT IT OUT CCP!!! They have no interest to try to seriously try to fix this game any longer WAKE UP MERCS! Yup, that's the point. Furthermore, they ignore forum posts from everyone who has few likes) But they decorate the Dust-S#it , my boy. Only decorate it. And Aurum! The easiest way is the best way -¦-¦-é-Ç-¦ -¦ -+-+-å-+
Devadander Woodgrain Atari 1	Posted - 2015.11.20 16:23:00 - [88] - Quote Shorray Menham wrote: Zen Chi wrote: TheD1CK wrote: Matchmaking SOMETHING has to be done ASAP (downtime tomorrow pretty, pretty please) And imo it has to start with the gear we can use in Public matches.. I do not care how much you grinded, spent or boosted to get it, The best fittings have NO place in Pubs. They are the only casual gamemode.. yet since the dawn of dust they have been overrun with Proto gear. INB4 bla..bla..blablabla.. it's New Eden brah.. who said anything about fair?? Git Gud scraaaaabbbzz.. @ CCP, you are allowing your game to be destroyed by it's playerbase.. SORT IT OUT. For reference.. look at the weekly stats for LHughes and viper xsniper If that is not enough reason to do something to even the battles.. I don't know what is Personally, I use Proto too much in these modes.. but I am countered by reckless stupidity no matter the cost Where "top" players.. are anything but reckless.. and from seeing how they play.. it's literally farming... Faced with a threat "run for your life" and this RUINS gameplay... how?? Because the game is built around CLONES.. they respawn, the fun is by making them do so We had a match earlier.. DMG v DMG squads, both teams with Corp players filling the rest, an even fight Yet the actions of vets, they would rather flank n' spank and do nothing to help their team push the objective Maybe it's seeing l33t players with their 1.46 KD like me.. and the fear just takes over By limiting the tiers of gear used. And the expenses of fighting in Public Contracts - Newbs.. can actually stand a chance. - Vets.. might actually grow a pair in even battles. Yes the game lags, blablabla.. this is not the only problem I am aware of that.. BUT!! This ruins a majority of the battles played daily.. the players are scrubs they love stomping.. SORT IT OUT CCP!!! They have no interest to try to seriously try to fix this game any longer WAKE UP MERCS! Yup, that's the point. Furthermore, they ignore forum posts from everyone who has few likes) But they decorate the Dust-S#it , my boy. Only decorate it. And Aurum! And you wonder why nobody listens Gêå You want a toe? I can get you a toe dude. Gêå Joined - 06-28-12 ~Deal with it~
HOUSE OF ISRAEL Chaos Of W.A.R Learning Alliance 1	Posted - 2015.11.21 17:31:00 - [89] - Quote Yo everybody got stomped in the pursuit to getting better.... Stop complaining its a GAME. You can't make people not use their year they EARNED GETTIN STOMPED... I was once a noob but i got tired of thing all the time and built better fits without proto.... It can be done just stop making bad decisions in combat FOR THE NATION OF CALDARIA!!!!!
Git Gud Bruh Dead Man's Game 0	Posted - 2015.12.10 08:29:00 - [90] - Quote I have to agree with D1CK (which almost never happens). Yesterday I was playing a match 6 v 14 and I was on the short end. We we're almost immediately redlined and I found myself literally the only one still pushing, the rest had gone to sniping. I had 3 deaths and not a kill to my name. I slapped on a logibros and a massdriver, finishing the match out 12/3. My teammates however got the reaming of a lifetime. Letting players rush the enemy team in full proto (with an archduke's sentinel and 2 proto logi's on his trail while he slings around an alex's hmg like it were giant phallus) only results in the scrubs bailing, the ones too new to know how to leave shake in their boots in the redline hoping the timer will save them and lets me reap the rewards of people only out to slay the scrubs. They saw me flying through the sky in my glorious blue attire, shooting balls of spasm like it were my own Alex's Phallus and they were a face to disgrace. They scattered like rats in a sewer, they only stopped running when I stepped on one of them. The biggest and "baddest" rat around...Let's call him King Rat (a rather wellfit name) even ran, his logi's still leashed as I chased him. FEE FII FOO FUH! I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ARCHDUKE'S BRUH! I chanted as I closed in towards him. Knee's weak, arm's heavy from toting his phallus, his logi's gave in, swapping to their primaries, they all crossed their beams at me like Bill Murray himself had commanded it. And then all was silent. An archduke's lost to a disgraceful melee, the logi's mere cannonfodder. I turned, spitting on his corpse as I passed, headed back to the point that was mine, and mine alone. After all I had earned it, I had slain king rat and his revitalizing scum, I had picked off his army of gal assaults he had brought and most importantly I had stepped out of the redline. With a few taps at my fancy wristwatch I had made my announcement for ownership of the panel and stood there...waiting, Waiting for the glorious battle that was to ensue. They're forces approached. One by one and two by two I slaid as many as I could. They reclaimed the panel, there was nothing I could do about that, not with the rest of my "team" (what a lousy name for a bunch of blues hiding in the hills with militia snipers) hiding in the redline. But I fought tooth and nail to let them know I would not stand for such a terrible plague. I fought hard and I fought well but alas I could not win the war. But yet, I, Leonidas, came back with my shield and not on it BEEEOOOTTTCHHH!!!! CANT TAKE MY LOGIBRO'S SCRAAAAAABBBBBSSS!!!! GIT GUD!!!! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! o7!!!! But seriously though. I hate carrying teams just because im with a bunch of broke militia scrubs who dont know what to do and dont have the sp or isk to do it if they did. Fix it.



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