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Git Gud Bruh wrote:

I have to agree with D1CK (which almost never happens). Yesterday I was playing a match 6 v 14 and I was on the short end. We we're almost immediately redlined and I found myself literally the only one still pushing, the rest had gone to sniping.

I had 3 deaths and not a kill to my name. I slapped on a logibros and a massdriver, finishing the match out 12/3. My teammates however got the reaming of a lifetime. Letting players rush the enemy team in full proto (with an archduke's sentinel and 2 proto logi's on his trail while he slings around an alex's hmg like it were giant phallus) only results in the scrubs bailing, the ones too new to know how to leave shake in their boots in the redline hoping the timer will save them and lets me reap the rewards of people only out to slay the scrubs.

They saw me flying through the sky in my glorious blue attire, shooting balls of spasm like it were my own Alex's Phallus and they were a face to disgrace. They scattered like rats in a sewer, they only stopped running when I stepped on one of them. The biggest and "baddest" rat around...Let's call him King Rat (a rather wellfit name) even ran, his logi's still leashed as I chased him. FEE FII FOO FUH! I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ARCHDUKE'S BRUH! I chanted as I closed in towards him. Knee's weak, arm's heavy from toting his phallus, his logi's gave in, swapping to their primaries, they all crossed their beams at me like Bill Murray himself had commanded it.

And then all was silent. An archduke's lost to a disgraceful melee, the logi's mere cannonfodder. I turned, spitting on his corpse as I passed, headed back to the point that was mine, and mine alone. After all I had earned it, I had slain king rat and his revitalizing scum, I had picked off his army of gal assaults he had brought and most importantly I had stepped out of the redline.

With a few taps at my fancy wristwatch I had made my announcement for ownership of the panel and stood there...waiting, Waiting for the glorious battle that was to ensue. They're forces approached. One by one and two by two I slaid as many as I could. They reclaimed the panel, there was nothing I could do about that, not with the rest of my "team" (what a lousy name for a bunch of blues hiding in the hills with militia snipers) hiding in the redline. But I fought tooth and nail to let them know I would not stand for such a terrible plague. I fought hard and I fought well but alas I could not win the war.

But yet, I, Leonidas, came back with my shield and not on it BEEEOOOTTTCHHH!!!! CANT TAKE MY LOGIBRO'S SCRAAAAAABBBBBSSS!!!! GIT GUD!!!! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! o7!!!! But seriously though. I hate carrying teams just because im with a bunch of broke militia scrubs who dont know what to do and dont have the sp or isk to do it if they did. Fix it.


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Git Gud Bruh Dead Man's Game 0	Posted - 2015.12.10 08:29:00 - [1] - Quote I have to agree with D1CK (which almost never happens). Yesterday I was playing a match 6 v 14 and I was on the short end. We we're almost immediately redlined and I found myself literally the only one still pushing, the rest had gone to sniping. I had 3 deaths and not a kill to my name. I slapped on a logibros and a massdriver, finishing the match out 12/3. My teammates however got the reaming of a lifetime. Letting players rush the enemy team in full proto (with an archduke's sentinel and 2 proto logi's on his trail while he slings around an alex's hmg like it were giant phallus) only results in the scrubs bailing, the ones too new to know how to leave shake in their boots in the redline hoping the timer will save them and lets me reap the rewards of people only out to slay the scrubs. They saw me flying through the sky in my glorious blue attire, shooting balls of spasm like it were my own Alex's Phallus and they were a face to disgrace. They scattered like rats in a sewer, they only stopped running when I stepped on one of them. The biggest and "baddest" rat around...Let's call him King Rat (a rather wellfit name) even ran, his logi's still leashed as I chased him. FEE FII FOO FUH! I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ARCHDUKE'S BRUH! I chanted as I closed in towards him. Knee's weak, arm's heavy from toting his phallus, his logi's gave in, swapping to their primaries, they all crossed their beams at me like Bill Murray himself had commanded it. And then all was silent. An archduke's lost to a disgraceful melee, the logi's mere cannonfodder. I turned, spitting on his corpse as I passed, headed back to the point that was mine, and mine alone. After all I had earned it, I had slain king rat and his revitalizing scum, I had picked off his army of gal assaults he had brought and most importantly I had stepped out of the redline. With a few taps at my fancy wristwatch I had made my announcement for ownership of the panel and stood there...waiting, Waiting for the glorious battle that was to ensue. They're forces approached. One by one and two by two I slaid as many as I could. They reclaimed the panel, there was nothing I could do about that, not with the rest of my "team" (what a lousy name for a bunch of blues hiding in the hills with militia snipers) hiding in the redline. But I fought tooth and nail to let them know I would not stand for such a terrible plague. I fought hard and I fought well but alas I could not win the war. But yet, I, Leonidas, came back with my shield and not on it BEEEOOOTTTCHHH!!!! CANT TAKE MY LOGIBRO'S SCRAAAAAABBBBBSSS!!!! GIT GUD!!!! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! o7!!!! But seriously though. I hate carrying teams just because im with a bunch of broke militia scrubs who dont know what to do and dont have the sp or isk to do it if they did. Fix it.
Git Gud Bruh Dead Man's Game 0	Posted - 2015.12.10 08:36:00 - [2] - Quote Soto Gallente wrote: I will support this AFTER they put in the basic tier of all weapons, grenades, and equipments. ? WUT?
Git Gud Bruh Dead Man's Game 1	Posted - 2015.12.10 08:43:00 - [3] - Quote Soto Gallente wrote: Git Gud Bruh wrote: Soto Gallente wrote: I will support this AFTER they put in the basic tier of all weapons, grenades, and equipments. ? WUT? *Standard i.e: STD Burst AR, STD Charge Sniper, STD Assault Submachine gun Ahh, ok. Took me a minute, I was all "Dude, last time I checked there was basic everything" but yes i do see your point. I would love a basic assault sub...
Git Gud Bruh Dead Man's Game 1	Posted - 2015.12.10 08:48:00 - [4] - Quote Daemonn Adima wrote: Ah this old dead horse. I've advocated long and hard for some kind of tier locks or meta lock. No other game allows maxed out characters to fight brand new characters, at least not without some kind of handicap in either direction. Imagine any MMO or RPG where a level 1 character with starting gear is pitted against a max level character with the best available gear in the game... And no handicaps are given. The advantage proto gives over basic fits is pretty huge. The biggest complaint that I see in new threads time and time again is "I emptied a clip into a guy and he turned around and instagibbed me. This keeps happening, how do I fix that?" Answer: Git gud scrub is most common, or in reality "just keep playing for 6 months to a year and then you'll have access to the same stuff." Not very appealing for new players. Quit calling me a scrub and yes you do have a very valid point. Dust is really one of the only games other than some of the most hated games on the planet (the cod series comes to mind) where people with everything are pitted against people with nothing. It is very concerning to new players. As it should be. Can you imagine coming out of academy to get wrecked by a darths and an archdukes? But what's worse is the fact that you can literally find people running a darths in academy. That to any mentally stable person is extremely offputting. If some dude walks around oneshotting people with some god weapon named after what appears to be a starwars character i would want to never play that game again. It'd be a lot like buying the new cod and playing a match against bots to practice and the bots have hacks....
Git Gud Bruh Dead Man's Game 1	Posted - 2015.12.10 08:58:00 - [5] - Quote PARKOUR PRACTIONER wrote: Git Gud Bruh wrote: I have to agree with D1CK (which almost never happens). Yesterday I was playing a match 6 v 14 and I was on the short end. We we're almost immediately redlined and I found myself literally the only one still pushing, the rest had gone to sniping. I had 3 deaths and not a kill to my name. I slapped on a logibros and a massdriver, finishing the match out 12/3. My teammates however got the reaming of a lifetime. Letting players rush the enemy team in full proto (with an archduke's sentinel and 2 proto logi's on his trail while he slings around an alex's hmg like it were giant phallus) only results in the scrubs bailing, the ones too new to know how to leave shake in their boots in the redline hoping the timer will save them and lets me reap the rewards of people only out to slay the scrubs. They saw me flying through the sky in my glorious blue attire, shooting balls of spasm like it were my own Alex's Phallus and they were a face to disgrace. They scattered like rats in a sewer, they only stopped running when I stepped on one of them. The biggest and "baddest" rat around...Let's call him King Rat (a rather wellfit name) even ran, his logi's still leashed as I chased him. FEE FII FOO FUH! I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ARCHDUKE'S BRUH! I chanted as I closed in towards him. Knee's weak, arm's heavy from toting his phallus, his logi's gave in, swapping to their primaries, they all crossed their beams at me like Bill Murray himself had commanded it. And then all was silent. An archduke's lost to a disgraceful melee, the logi's mere cannonfodder. I turned, spitting on his corpse as I passed, headed back to the point that was mine, and mine alone. After all I had earned it, I had slain king rat and his revitalizing scum, I had picked off his army of gal assaults he had brought and most importantly I had stepped out of the redline. With a few taps at my fancy wristwatch I had made my announcement for ownership of the panel and stood there...waiting, Waiting for the glorious battle that was to ensue. They're forces approached. One by one and two by two I slaid as many as I could. They reclaimed the panel, there was nothing I could do about that, not with the rest of my "team" (what a lousy name for a bunch of blues hiding in the hills with militia snipers) hiding in the redline. But I fought tooth and nail to let them know I would not stand for such a terrible plague. I fought hard and I fought well but alas I could not win the war. But yet, I, Leonidas, came back with my shield and not on it BEEEOOOTTTCHHH!!!! CANT TAKE MY LOGIBRO'S SCRAAAAAABBBBBSSS!!!! GIT GUD!!!! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! o7!!!! But seriously though. I hate carrying teams just because im with a bunch of broke militia scrubs who dont know what to do and dont have the sp or isk to do it if they did. Fix it. I never meant for it to be reader-friendly. Anyone who's going to do anything about fixing this game is simply going to read my corp tag and go on with their day of doing absolutely nothing about any problems. But thank you for the effort, or grammar-nazification if that's what you're in it for.