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Mad Kras
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Posted - 2015.10.06 08:08:00 -
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Blaziken
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.10.14 13:50:00 -
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Explanation of it's own! Lol
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
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Posted - 2015.10.14 16:16:00 -
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Bump!
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sir RAVEN WING
RabbitGang
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Posted - 2015.10.14 21:30:00 -
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Here is an old one.
I'm going to be using Sned, Jamie, and Jonny for this one.
Alright, so Sned, Jamie, and Jonny are walking down the road, with no where to go in the middle of a rainy night.
An old farmer comes by, he offers them to be able to stay in his house, as long as they don't touch his daughter.
In the morning, the farmer comes in to obvious proof she'd been getting it on under the sheets with one of them, but the farmer didn't know which one.
Jonny blamed Sned.
Sned blamed Jamie.
Jamie blamed Jonny.
The farmer got tired of the bickering, left the room and came back with a shotgun and said "Alright, each of ya go out to my fields and take 10 of a plant." With that each of them go out to the farmer's fields.
Sned comes back with grapes. The farmer goes ahead and says "Alright, boy, now shove 'em up yo'r ass."
Sned tries, but can't finish because he is laughing too hard. The farmer shoots him, and he then lay there laughing while grabbing his leg.
Jamie comes back with apples. The farmer repeats his demand to Jamie. Jamie tries, but fails like Sned. He gets shot and then lies on the ground laughing while bleeding.
The farmer looks at them both confused and asks "I just shot yo'r asses, why ya still laughing?"
Sned and Jamie said together "Because Jonny is out there getting watermelons."
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Posted - 2015.10.15 01:02:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Here is an old one.
I'm going to be using Sned, Jamie, and Jonny for this one.
Alright, so Sned, Jamie, and Jonny are walking down the road, with no where to go in the middle of a rainy night.
An old farmer comes by, he offers them to be able to stay in his house, as long as they don't touch his daughter.
In the morning, the farmer comes in to obvious proof she'd been getting it on under the sheets with one of them, but the farmer didn't know which one.
Jonny blamed Sned.
Sned blamed Jamie.
Jamie blamed Jonny.
The farmer got tired of the bickering, left the room and came back with a shotgun and said "Alright, each of ya go out to my fields and take 10 of a plant." With that each of them go out to the farmer's fields.
Sned comes back with grapes. The farmer goes ahead and says "Alright, boy, now shove 'em up yo'r ass."
Sned tries, but can't finish because he is laughing too hard. The farmer shoots him, and he then lay there laughing while grabbing his leg.
Jamie comes back with apples. The farmer repeats his demand to Jamie. Jamie tries, but fails like Sned. He gets shot and then lies on the ground laughing while bleeding.
The farmer looks at them both confused and asks "I just shot yo'r asses, why ya still laughing?"
Sned and Jamie said together "Because Jonny is out there getting watermelons."
Lmao!
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
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Posted - 2015.10.15 01:53:00 -
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Going off of raven, alternate ending:
The three of us arrive, and the farmer says the same thing.
In the evening before he goes to sleep, he slips a small razor blade into her vagina.
That night he hears commotion in her room, and smiles to himself.
The next morning he gathers us all into his barn, and says 'I know one of you's been fukin' with my daughter, Johnny says Jamie, Jamie says me, I point at Johnny.
The farmer shouts enough, and says to Johnny, 'drop your pants'
Johnny does so reluctantly, and his d1ck is messed up, lots of cuts all over it. BOOM farmer kills him.
He moves to jamie, and says 'drop your pants' Jamie does so happily, and no cuts.
Then the farmer says 'show he your hands'
Jamie does, his hands are covered in cuts. BOOM farmer blows him away as well.
Finally he moves to me and says 'drop your pants, and show me your hands'
I do so, and nothing is there.
Farmer grunts, and leaves to get my things.
After he leaves, I let out a painful sigh, and say 'tha wath clothe'
:)
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
G0DS AM0NG MEN
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Posted - 2015.10.15 15:13:00 -
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i am very temped to post the fetish warnings of something i've seen that someone wrote...
Closed beta vet.
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Sned TheDead
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Posted - 2015.10.15 16:09:00 -
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jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:i am very temped to post the fetish warnings of something i've seen that someone wrote...
Do it.
******* do it now.
must read them 
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
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Posted - 2015.10.15 17:40:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:i am very temped to post the fetish warnings of something i've seen that someone wrote... Do it. ******* do it now. must read them
want a link to it? it's funny because someone actually wrote it. 40 chapters
alright, you asked for it
Story contains anal, asphyxiation, babycon, bestiality, birth, blood, blow jobs, boiling in oil, bondage, bone breakage, bukkake, cooking, crushing, cunninglingus, decapitation, dismemberment, drowning, electrocution, execution, fetuscon, foalcon, futa, gangrape, gutting, hanging, hard vore, horn sex, impalement, impregnation, incest, mind control, multi-penetration, murder, necrophilia, orgies, public, R8pe, scat, soul vore, tentacles, unbirthing, vaginal, violence, virginity, vomiting, vore, warfare, watersports, zombies
Closed beta vet.
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Sned TheDead
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Posted - 2015.10.15 17:52:00 -
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jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:i am very temped to post the fetish warnings of something i've seen that someone wrote... Do it. ******* do it now. must read them want a link to it? it's funny because someone actually wrote it. 40 chapters alright, you asked for it Story contains anal, asphyxiation, babycon, bestiality, birth, blood, blow jobs, boiling in oil, bondage, bone breakage, bukkake, cooking, crushing, cunninglingus, decapitation, dismemberment, drowning, electrocution, execution, fetuscon, foalcon, futa, gangrape, gutting, hanging, hard vore, horn sex, impalement, impregnation, incest, mind control, multi-penetration, murder, necrophilia, orgies, public, R8pe, scat, soul vore, tentacles, unbirthing, vaginal, violence, virginity, vomiting, vore, warfare, watersports, zombies
40 chapters? damn.....
yes I would like a link, but it might get the thread locked, so dont post it.
what was it a fanfic?
if so on what?
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
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Posted - 2015.10.15 17:54:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:i am very temped to post the fetish warnings of something i've seen that someone wrote... Do it. ******* do it now. must read them want a link to it? it's funny because someone actually wrote it. 40 chapters alright, you asked for it Story contains anal, asphyxiation, babycon, bestiality, birth, blood, blow jobs, boiling in oil, bondage, bone breakage, bukkake, cooking, crushing, cunninglingus, decapitation, dismemberment, drowning, electrocution, execution, fetuscon, foalcon, futa, gangrape, gutting, hanging, hard vore, horn sex, impalement, impregnation, incest, mind control, multi-penetration, murder, necrophilia, orgies, public, R8pe, scat, soul vore, tentacles, unbirthing, vaginal, violence, virginity, vomiting, vore, warfare, watersports, zombies 40 chapters? damn..... yes I would like a link, but it might get the thread locked, so dont post it.
message my psn for it
Closed beta vet.
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Sned TheDead
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Posted - 2015.10.15 18:19:00 -
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jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:i am very temped to post the fetish warnings of something i've seen that someone wrote... Do it. ******* do it now. must read them want a link to it? it's funny because someone actually wrote it. 40 chapters alright, you asked for it Story contains anal, asphyxiation, babycon, bestiality, birth, blood, blow jobs, boiling in oil, bondage, bone breakage, bukkake, cooking, crushing, cunninglingus, decapitation, dismemberment, drowning, electrocution, execution, fetuscon, foalcon, futa, gangrape, gutting, hanging, hard vore, horn sex, impalement, impregnation, incest, mind control, multi-penetration, murder, necrophilia, orgies, public, R8pe, scat, soul vore, tentacles, unbirthing, vaginal, violence, virginity, vomiting, vore, warfare, watersports, zombies 40 chapters? damn..... yes I would like a link, but it might get the thread locked, so dont post it. message my psn for it
I'll be working untill sunday, but when I get off, I'll shoot you one
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.10.15 19:22:00 -
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Sure sure! 
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
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Posted - 2015.10.17 07:01:00 -
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so.....
started reading that.... thing
can see why you called it autisim.
yep......
well I shall do my best to finish it, though I am a tad lost, due to me not recognizing the character names, but so far google searches have remedied that
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.10.17 14:07:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:so.....
started reading that.... thing
can see why you called it autisim.
yep......
well I shall do my best to finish it, though I am a tad lost, due to me not recognizing the character names, but so far google searches have remedied that
??
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.10.17 14:08:00 -
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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip.
Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.
"Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"
I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, "now, you can do what ever you want."
So here I am.
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.10.17 14:09:00 -
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The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?
Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.10.17 14:23:00 -
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."
Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone."
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
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Spademan
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Posted - 2015.10.17 21:56:00 -
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So the past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.10.19 00:13:00 -
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How could that be?
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
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Sned TheDead
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Posted - 2015.10.19 03:53:00 -
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Jamie Survivors wrote:How could that be?
its a grammer joke, past present and future are all tenses, soooo therefore......
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Sned TheDead
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Posted - 2015.10.19 03:58:00 -
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I have arrived at chapter nine of the fan fic, and I.....
well chapter nine wasn't as bad as the ones before it, but damn.....
I mean, I think of some pretty effed up stuff but shiit.....
any way, I (hopefully) will be done with it by next week, will post again on tuesday on my progress.
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.10.19 05:57:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:I have arrived at chapter nine of the fan fic, and I.....
well chapter nine wasn't as bad as the ones before it, but damn.....
I mean, I think of some pretty effed up stuff but shiit.....
any way, I (hopefully) will be done with it by next week, will post again on tuesday on my progress.
On our Fanfic or something else?
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
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Posted - 2015.10.19 11:40:00 -
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Jamie Survivors wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:I have arrived at chapter nine of the fan fic, and I.....
well chapter nine wasn't as bad as the ones before it, but damn.....
I mean, I think of some pretty effed up stuff but shiit.....
any way, I (hopefully) will be done with it by next week, will post again on tuesday on my progress. On our Fanfic or something else?
no the one that jerremy posted the warning to.
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.10.19 13:49:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:Jamie Survivors wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:I have arrived at chapter nine of the fan fic, and I.....
well chapter nine wasn't as bad as the ones before it, but damn.....
I mean, I think of some pretty effed up stuff but shiit.....
any way, I (hopefully) will be done with it by next week, will post again on tuesday on my progress. On our Fanfic or something else? no the one that jerremy posted the warning to.
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
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Posted - 2015.10.23 10:57:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:I have arrived at chapter nine of the fan fic, and I.....
well chapter nine wasn't as bad as the ones before it, but damn.....
I mean, I think of some pretty effed up stuff but shiit.....
any way, I (hopefully) will be done with it by next week, will post again on tuesday on my progress.
enjoy your stay in hell, and enjoy your box of dragon dildos
Closed beta vet.
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
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Posted - 2015.10.23 10:59:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:so.....
started reading that.... thing
can see why you called it autisim.
yep......
well I shall do my best to finish it, though I am a tad lost, due to me not recognizing the character names, but so far google searches have remedied that
just so you know, that's not even autism's final form
Closed beta vet.
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
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Posted - 2015.10.23 16:29:00 -
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jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:so.....
started reading that.... thing
can see why you called it autisim.
yep......
well I shall do my best to finish it, though I am a tad lost, due to me not recognizing the character names, but so far google searches have remedied that just so you know, that's not even autism's final form
about half way through, only can take so much of it at a time.
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.10.26 16:05:00 -
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Don't Mess With Boudreaux
A very drunk patron at a bar is trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. "I am trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is," he says. To further prove his point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happened to be in the bar, and whops him behind the neck! "Karate chop from China," he says. Poor Boudreaux gets up off the floor and sits back in his seat, saying nothing. The big man hits him again. "Judo from Japan." L'il ol' Boudreaux once again picks himself up off the floor and continues sipping his beer. The man grabs him putting Boudreaux in a state of suspended animation. "That's a nerve pinch from Korea." After a few minutes, Boudreaux is able to move again. Instead of getting back on his bar stool he walks out. Ten minutes later he walks in with a large board in his hands and hits the drunk square in the head with the board, laying him flat out on the floor. Looking down at his tormenter, Boudreaux says, "Two-by-four from Home Depot."
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
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Posted - 2015.10.26 16:18:00 -
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Ants
Closed beta vet.
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