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Spademan
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Posted - 2015.10.17 21:56:00 -
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So the past, the present and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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Spademan
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Posted - 2015.10.31 19:23:00 -
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So I was chatting to a few friends of mine about colours. We got on to talking about the theories that no two people see colour the same way.
If that's true, then I guess it's all just a pigment of our imagination.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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Spademan
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Posted - 2015.11.01 22:57:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:Spademan wrote:So I was chatting to a few friends of mine about colours. We got on to talking about the theories that no two people see colour the same way.
If that's true, then I guess it's all just a pigment of our imagination. heh, word play :D
It's my favourite kind of humour.
Long ago, three kingdoms bordered a lake. They each had fought countless battles to control the island in the centre. One day, to settle the dispute once and for all.
The first kingdom was very wealthy and sent out a large number of it's finest soldiers, each with three squires. The night before they threw a lavish party ahead of their anticipated success. The second kingdom was wealthy too, though less so than the first and sent a modest number of knights with squires each. They had confidence in their skills when compared to the first and they too had a party the night before. The third kingdom was very poor and sent only an elderly knight and his squire. The night before the squire looped a rope into a noose and hung a pot high over the fire to cook a modest meal.
The following day the knights from the first two kingdoms had partied to much and were unable to fight in the battle, whilst the elderly knight from the third kingdom couldn't be roused from his sleep. The squires went to fight in their stead.
The battle raged on well into the late hours of the day. Finally the battlefield settled and a lone figure stood above the bodies of the rest. Bloody and bruised, the squire of the elderly knight stood victorious.
Which proves that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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Spademan
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Posted - 2015.11.15 20:54:00 -
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What can you do with a sick chemist?
Well if you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, you may as well Barium.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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Spademan
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Posted - 2015.11.23 21:55:00 -
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A man walks into a zoo but the only animal they have is a dog.
It's a shitzu.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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