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Spademan
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Posted - 2015.11.15 20:54:00 -
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What can you do with a sick chemist?
Well if you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, you may as well Barium.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.11.15 23:40:00 -
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Spademan wrote:What can you do with a sick chemist?
Well if you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, you may as well Barium.
Nice! Lmao
Director of Y.A.M.A.H
Watch your back, I'm the footsteps you hear before getting whacked!
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Spademan
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Posted - 2015.11.23 21:55:00 -
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A man walks into a zoo but the only animal they have is a dog.
It's a shitzu.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.11.27 00:35:00 -
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Spademan wrote:A man walks into a zoo but the only animal they have is a dog.
It's a shitzu.
What happens when you breed a bulldog and a shitzu?
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
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Posted - 2015.11.27 03:11:00 -
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Jamie Survivors wrote:Spademan wrote:A man walks into a zoo but the only animal they have is a dog.
It's a shitzu. What happens when you breed a bulldog and a shitzu?
what.....
oh.... if the next bit is bullsh*t, calling it right now
RAIN!
Sned T. Dead
I am Undead
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.11.27 03:31:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:Jamie Survivors wrote:Spademan wrote:A man walks into a zoo but the only animal they have is a dog.
It's a shitzu. What happens when you breed a bulldog and a shitzu? what..... oh.... if the next bit is bullsh*t, calling it right now
Haha you got it!
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
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Posted - 2015.11.27 03:41:00 -
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Jamie Survivors wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:Jamie Survivors wrote:Spademan wrote:A man walks into a zoo but the only animal they have is a dog.
It's a shitzu. What happens when you breed a bulldog and a shitzu? what..... oh.... if the next bit is bullsh*t, calling it right now Haha you got it!
Hey, I did something good for a change :)
RAIN!
Sned T. Dead
I am Undead
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DustPllayer
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Posted - 2015.11.27 04:31:00 -
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I sent in this app, and got rejected I thought it was funny the CEO, however, did not.
Best App Rejected.
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.11.27 13:17:00 -
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DustPllayer wrote:I sent in this app, and got rejected I thought it was funny the CEO, however, did not.
Keep it 1 hunnet!
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.11.27 13:21:00 -
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A flock of sheep are grazing in a field, happily saying "baa baa" to each other and discussing life as usual when suddenly they hear, "moo moo mooooooo!"
The sheep look around to see where the cow is, but they can see only sheep. They carry on grazing as before.
"Moooooo mooooooooooo mmmoo!" they hear again.
One sheep can clearly hear the mooing next to him. He looks at his sheep-friend next to him with a worried look on his face and then asks, "George, why are you saying 'moo'? You're a sheep. Sheep say 'baa!'"
His friend proudly replies, " I know, I know. But I thought it would be a good idea to learn a different language!"
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Radiant Pancake3
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Posted - 2015.11.28 00:07:00 -
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You walk into a strip club expecting to get a boner but instead you found boner repellent.
"Pancake is a corp hopping forum troll, that's his excuse." - bane sieg
Min Loyalist
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.11.28 14:24:00 -
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:You walk into a strip club expecting to get a boner but instead you found boner repellent.
Can't view your link!
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.11.28 14:27:00 -
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"I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash, and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox.
And there's one more - that's seventeen!
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue-
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke
I'm sure that my left leg is broke.
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my spine is weak.
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent - my spine ain't straight.
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is-
...WHAT?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is...Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
by Shel Silverstein
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.12.04 11:30:00 -
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Bump
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.12.23 03:20:00 -
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Bump
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Kail Mako
Capital Acquisitions LLC
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Posted - 2015.12.25 00:36:00 -
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Jared Fogle ended his career the same way he started it. Trying to get into smaller pants.
Officially recognized for advancing the science of getting bent.
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.12.25 02:15:00 -
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Kail Mako wrote:Jared Fogle ended his career the same way he started it. Trying to get into smaller pants.
Lmao =ƒÿé
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luckyireland
Mcalpines Fusiliers
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Posted - 2015.12.26 03:42:00 -
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What did one eye say to the other.
Between you and me somthing smells.
That was my cracker joke.
I'm happy go lucky
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2015.12.26 04:24:00 -
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luckyireland wrote:What did one eye say to the other.
Between you and me somthing smells.
That was my cracker joke.
Good one bud! That's so original lol
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soulreaper73
PFB Pink Fluffy Bunnies
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Posted - 2015.12.27 22:27:00 -
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the miami dolphins. no wait a minute, that is a joke that makes me want to kick my wiener dog |
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
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Posted - 2016.03.09 00:00:00 -
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
RAIN!
Sned T. Dead
I am Undead
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Jamie Survivors
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Posted - 2016.03.20 04:31:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Hmmmm
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
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Posted - 2016.03.28 04:52:00 -
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What's black on top and white on bottom?
Ra.pe
RAIN!
Sned T. Dead
I am Undead
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
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Posted - 2016.03.28 04:53:00 -
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What is white and circular, and bobs up and down in a baby's crib?
A pedophile's ass.
RAIN!
Sned T. Dead
I am Undead
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
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Posted - 2016.03.28 04:55:00 -
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Not sure if I posted this one alreadt, but **** it.
What's the best thing about twenty-eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
RAIN!
Sned T. Dead
I am Undead
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
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Posted - 2016.03.28 04:55:00 -
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What did one pedophile say to the other?
I'll give you two fives for a ten.
RAIN!
Sned T. Dead
I am Undead
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
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Posted - 2016.03.28 04:57:00 -
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What do you call twenty Mexicans buried up to their necks, in a line?
A spicket fence.
RAIN!
Sned T. Dead
I am Undead
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
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Posted - 2016.03.28 04:58:00 -
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These jokes are so dark, I'm surprised I haven't robbed someone yet.
RAIN!
Sned T. Dead
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
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Posted - 2016.03.28 04:59:00 -
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What do you do after raping a deaf mute?
Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
RAIN!
Sned T. Dead
I am Undead
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Sned TheDead
Y.A.M.A.H
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Posted - 2016.03.28 05:00:00 -
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If I had a dime for every time I was offencive, black people would rob me.
RAIN!
Sned T. Dead
I am Undead
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