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jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.09.24 04:55:00 - [1] - Quote http://i.imgur.com/EQ62Q.jpg enjoy ;^) Closed beta vet. Lurk mode is engaged.
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.09.24 05:03:00 - [2] - Quote VAHZZ wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: Jamie Survivors wrote: VAHZZ wrote: Wth you guys... ???? What.... haha Is that your joke! Wth= what the hell. and this is nothin' you should see the pub chat when travis jamie and kramer are on. You are lucky to get a word in edge-wise I have jokes, but they are more disturbing and twisted and are not suitable for this. I mean, like, they are totally messed up. define "messed up" have a classic http://i.imgur.com/7Tff9UF.jpg Closed beta vet. Lurk mode is engaged.
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.09.24 05:13:00 - [3] - Quote VAHZZ wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: Jamie Survivors wrote: VAHZZ wrote: Wth you guys... ???? What.... haha Is that your joke! Wth= what the hell. and this is nothin' you should see the pub chat when travis jamie and kramer are on. You are lucky to get a word in edge-wise I have jokes, but they are more disturbing and twisted and are not suitable for this. I mean, like, they are totally messed up. define "messed up" have a classic http://i.imgur.com/7Tff9UF.jpg[/quote] That is indeed classic. And my definition of messed up is; this joke will make you cringe.[/quote] >implying Closed beta vet. Lurk mode is engaged.
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.09.24 05:33:00 - [4] - Quote VAHZZ wrote: I warned you. The guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, 'Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, 'They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy.' So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. 'Doc?' He says and turns around and the doctor and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face. 'April fools! Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic!!' i giggled/10 Closed beta vet. Lurk mode is engaged.
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.09.27 18:29:00 - [5] - Quote Warning: highly autistic copy pasta ahead, viewer discretion is advised ">No one can talk about Luna's guards without a batfag showing up and shitting up everything with his autistic headcanons and snowflake OCs >The CYOA Discussion general is almost impossible to hang out in because batfags keeps circlejerking over the batcancerous characters who are in some CYOAs You really are the cancer that is destroying this place with your fanmade and snowflake batshit." Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.09.27 19:52:00 - [6] - Quote Jamie Survivors wrote: Ummm ok what is CYOA? I'm not good with most abbreviations! Create Your Own Adventure Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.09.27 22:57:00 - [7] - Quote Jamie Survivors wrote: Oh ok thanks! I just haven't done any jokes in awhile a bit difficult doing it off my phone at work and left my computer at home which it made it easier to read up and keep up on forums! some guy just shtposts on multiple threads pasting that pasta, a slightly different one. all the time bats are mentioned, it's funny. Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@*-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.09.28 05:59:00 - [8] - Quote Jamie Survivors wrote: jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote: Jamie Survivors wrote: Oh ok thanks! I just haven't done any jokes in awhile a bit difficult doing it off my phone at work and left my computer at home which it made it easier to read up and keep up on forums! some guy just shtposts on multiple threads pasting that pasta, a slightly different one. all the time bats are mentioned, it's funny. Who's the some guy? Pasting pasta hmmm..... 1 spaghetti 2 spaghetti 3......... Fettucinni! Quit being a Winnie! i don't remember what he went by, i'd have to search the archives Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@*-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.09.28 23:09:00 - [9] - Quote "A CYOA that's all about childish memes and ******, fanmade batshit that the autists in this fandom made up just so they could finally create that special, edgy-looking OC they've always wanted? You batfags truly are cancer that is shitting up everything by shoving your autistic OCs and **** headcanons about Luna's guards down everyones throats." "Reminder that you are the cancer that is destroying this fandom by shoving your autistic headcanons about Luna's guards and your edgy-looking, snowflake OCs everywhere." Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@**-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.10.15 15:13:00 - [10] - Quote i am very temped to post the fetish warnings of something i've seen that someone wrote... Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!

jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.10.15 17:40:00 - [11] - Quote Sned TheDead wrote: jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote: i am very temped to post the fetish warnings of something i've seen that someone wrote... Do it. ***** do it now. must read them want a link to it? it's funny because someone actually wrote it. 40 chapters alright, you asked for it Story contains anal, asphyxiation, babycon, bestiality, birth, blood, blow jobs, boiling in oil, bondage, bone breakage, bukkake, cooking, crushing, cunninglingus, decapitation, dismemberment, drowning, electrocution, execution, fetuscon, foalcon, futa, gangrape, gutting, hanging, hard vore, horn sex, impalement, impregnation, incest, mind control, multi-penetration, murder, necrophilia, orgies, public, R8pe, scat, soul vore, tentacles, unbirthing, vaginal, violence, virginity, vomiting, vore, warfare, watersports, zombies Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@**-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.10.15 17:54:00 - [12] - Quote Sned TheDead wrote: jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote: Sned TheDead wrote: jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote: i am very temped to post the fetish warnings of something i've seen that someone wrote... Do it. ***** do it now. must read them want a link to it? it's funny because someone actually wrote it. 40 chapters alright, you asked for it Story contains anal, asphyxiation, babycon, bestiality, birth, blood, blow jobs, boiling in oil, bondage, bone breakage, bukkake, cooking, crushing, cunninglingus, decapitation, dismemberment, drowning, electrocution, execution, fetuscon, foalcon, futa, gangrape, gutting, hanging, hard vore, horn sex, impalement, impregnation, incest, mind control, multi-penetration, murder, necrophilia, orgies, public, R8pe, scat, soul vore, tentacles, unbirthing, vaginal, violence, virginity, vomiting, vore, warfare, watersports, zombies 40 chapters? damn..... yes I would like a link, but it might get the thread locked, so dont post it. message my psn for it Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@**-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.10.23 10:57:00 - [13] - Quote Sned TheDead wrote: I have arrived at chapter nine of the fan fic, and I..... well chapter nine wasn't as bad as the ones before it, but damn..... I mean, I think of some pretty effed up stuff but shiit..... any way, I (hopefully) will be done with it by next week, will post again on tuesday on my progress. enjoy your stay in hell, and enjoy your box of dragon dildos Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.10.23 10:59:00 - [14] - Quote Sned TheDead wrote: so..... started reading that.... thing can see why you called it autisim. yep...... well I shall do my best to finish it, though I am a tad lost, due to me not recognizing the character names, but so far google searches have remedied that just so you know, that's not even autism's final form Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.10.26 16:18:00 - [15] - Quote Ants Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.10.28 14:38:00 - [16] - Quote Kail Mako wrote: Hit detection. minmatar scout Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!

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