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Buster Friently
Rosen Association
2248
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:08:00 -
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You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion. |
DUST Fiend
The Wings of Legion
14234
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:10:00 -
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I didn't think I could like Legion anymore than I already do
>_<
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LtGen Shanks
Kinsho Swords
Caldari State
39
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:11:00 -
[3] - Quote
My first girlfriend cheated and me and I blamed myself. Then all contact ended.
Lmao damn was I a pussy! |
Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
5094
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:12:00 -
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Nice analogy :)
Kinda like mine: https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2124493#post2124493
PSN: jcptmo8055
Commando 6
Long live commandos
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Patrick57
Fatal Absolution
7426
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:13:00 -
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Sums it up pretty nicely. 
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Poonmunch
Sanguis Defense Syndicate
896
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:18:00 -
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Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion.
So true.
But don't forget that she is going to want a monthly subscription fee from you.
So I guess she's a hooker now.
Just sayin'.
Munch
Anyone who buys AUR now is a fool.
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Buster Friently
Rosen Association
2249
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:20:00 -
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Poonmunch wrote:Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion. So true. But don't forget that she is going to want a monthly subscription fee from you. So I guess she's a hooker now. Just sayin'. Munch
I don't believe any subscription has been announced.
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Ahkhomi Cypher
Team Bad Decisions
27
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:21:00 -
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I know what you meant
BUT
That chick sounds awesome.
Ill get a new chick and have fun in my ****** town with her.
Then ill go and smash the awesome chick on the side from time to time since she's down with that apparently.
Another plus is since the imaginary town i live in sucks ill move and go ****/live with my awesome girlfriend thats been getting better and better. |
Everything Dies
Inner.Hell
723
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:21:00 -
[9] - Quote
...I married my first (and only) girlfriend.
Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit.
Eight months has been long enough...guess it's time to learn how to play with a squad.
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John Psi
Vacuum Cleaner. LLC
Steel Balls Alliance
611
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:24:00 -
[10] - Quote
Give your girlfriend new, fast PC )))
...sorry for bad English =)
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Poonmunch
Sanguis Defense Syndicate
896
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:26:00 -
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Buster Friently wrote:Poonmunch wrote:Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion. So true. But don't forget that she is going to want a monthly subscription fee from you. So I guess she's a hooker now. Just sayin'. Munch I don't believe any subscription has been announced.
I don't believe free-to-play has been announced.
CCP is a company and AUR sales isn't paying the freight.
EVE is all about subscriptions.
Legion will be, too.
Valkyrie will be, too. (If it isn't already - I'm too lazy to check).
Mark my words.
Munch
Anyone who buys AUR now is a fool.
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Mojo XXXIII
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
390
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:28:00 -
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You forgot the part where she lets you spend money on her, all the while telling you to your face that she'll never leave, yet secretly planning to behind your back.
A few weeks before your anniversary, she starts hinting that she has a really big surprise for you, but can't tell you what it is until then.
You're excited and intrigued, so you buy her MORE gifts.
Then, on the day of your anniversary, THAT'S when she springs on you that she's been lying to you the whole time, she's leaving town, and taking all the gifts you've given her, whether you like it ir not. No discussion, you have no say in the matter at all.
She says you can come join her in a couple of years, when she's settled.
Sorry to break it to you, but your girlfriend is a b*tch.
You can do better. |
Buster Friently
Rosen Association
2251
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:28:00 -
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Poonmunch wrote:Buster Friently wrote:Poonmunch wrote:Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion. So true. But don't forget that she is going to want a monthly subscription fee from you. So I guess she's a hooker now. Just sayin'. Munch I don't believe any subscription has been announced. I don't believe free-to-play has been announced. CCP is a company and AUR sales isn't paying the freight. EVE is all about subscriptions. Legion will be, too. Valkyrie will be, too. (If it isn't already - I'm too lazy to check). Mark my words. Munch
I'll mark them as wrong until proven otherwise. |
Buster Friently
Rosen Association
2251
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:29:00 -
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Ahkhomi Cypher wrote:I know what you meant
BUT
That chick sounds awesome.
Ill get a new chick and have fun in my ****** town with her.
Then ill go and smash the awesome chick on the side from time to time since she's down with that apparently.
Another plus is since the imaginary town i live in sucks ill move and go ****/live with my awesome girlfriend thats been getting better and better.
That's kinda the point. |
Ahkhomi Cypher
Team Bad Decisions
28
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:33:00 -
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Mojo XXXIII wrote:You forgot the part where she lets you spend money on her, all the while telling you to your face that she'll never leave, yet secretly planning to behind your back.
A few weeks before your anniversary, she starts hinting that she has a really big surprise for you, but can't tell you what it is until then.
You're excited and intrigued, so you buy her MORE gifts.
Then, on the day of your anniversary, THAT'S when she springs on you that she's been lying to you the whole time, she's leaving town, and taking all the gifts you've given her, whether you like it ir not. No discussion, you have no say in the matter at all.
She says you can come join her in a couple of years, when she's settled.
Sorry to break it to you, but your girlfriend is a b*tch.
You can do better.
This ***** sounds terrible.
I liked OPs girl better. |
True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
10207
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:34:00 -
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Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Markdown:
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Mojo XXXIII
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
390
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:34:00 -
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Ahkhomi Cypher wrote:Mojo XXXIII wrote:You forgot the part where she lets you spend money on her, all the while telling you to your face that she'll never leave, yet secretly planning to behind your back.
A few weeks before your anniversary, she starts hinting that she has a really big surprise for you, but can't tell you what it is until then.
You're excited and intrigued, so you buy her MORE gifts.
Then, on the day of your anniversary, THAT'S when she springs on you that she's been lying to you the whole time, she's leaving town, and taking all the gifts you've given her, whether you like it ir not. No discussion, you have no say in the matter at all.
She says you can come join her in a couple of years, when she's settled.
Sorry to break it to you, but your girlfriend is a b*tch.
You can do better. This ***** sounds terrible. I liked OPs girl better.
Welcome to Dust 514! |
John Psi
Vacuum Cleaner. LLC
Steel Balls Alliance
613
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:38:00 -
[18] - Quote
Romantic students ...
You never heard that girls like new clothes and your wallets?
CCP is a really great company, never before video games did not deserve such comparisons!
...sorry for bad English =)
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Kincate
DUST University
Ivy League
49
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:39:00 -
[19] - Quote
Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion.
I really hope this girl doesn't mind that I am married cause damn.
1st Legionhaire
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Ahkhomi Cypher
Team Bad Decisions
28
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:40:00 -
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Mojo XXXIII wrote:Ahkhomi Cypher wrote:Mojo XXXIII wrote:You forgot the part where she lets you spend money on her, all the while telling you to your face that she'll never leave, yet secretly planning to behind your back.
A few weeks before your anniversary, she starts hinting that she has a really big surprise for you, but can't tell you what it is until then.
You're excited and intrigued, so you buy her MORE gifts.
Then, on the day of your anniversary, THAT'S when she springs on you that she's been lying to you the whole time, she's leaving town, and taking all the gifts you've given her, whether you like it ir not. No discussion, you have no say in the matter at all.
She says you can come join her in a couple of years, when she's settled.
Sorry to break it to you, but your girlfriend is a b*tch.
You can do better. This ***** sounds terrible. I liked OPs girl better. Welcome to Dust 514!
Noooooo
You trickass lyyyin hoooeee
Whhhyyy
Dont leave meeee
Friends with benefits still on the table tho? |
Poonmunch
Sanguis Defense Syndicate
897
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:45:00 -
[21] - Quote
Buster Friently wrote:Poonmunch wrote:Buster Friently wrote:Poonmunch wrote:Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion. So true. But don't forget that she is going to want a monthly subscription fee from you. So I guess she's a hooker now. Just sayin'. Munch I don't believe any subscription has been announced. I don't believe free-to-play has been announced. CCP is a company and AUR sales isn't paying the freight. EVE is all about subscriptions. Legion will be, too. Valkyrie will be, too. (If it isn't already - I'm too lazy to check). Mark my words. Munch I'll mark them as wrong until proven otherwise.
Hope springs eternal.
Munch
Anyone who buys AUR now is a fool.
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Buster Friently
Rosen Association
2251
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:48:00 -
[22] - Quote
Poonmunch wrote:Buster Friently wrote:Poonmunch wrote:Buster Friently wrote:Poonmunch wrote:
So true.
But don't forget that she is going to want a monthly subscription fee from you.
So I guess she's a hooker now.
Just sayin'.
Munch
I don't believe any subscription has been announced. I don't believe free-to-play has been announced. CCP is a company and AUR sales isn't paying the freight. EVE is all about subscriptions. Legion will be, too. Valkyrie will be, too. (If it isn't already - I'm too lazy to check). Mark my words. Munch I'll mark them as wrong until proven otherwise. Hope springs eternal. Munch
You know personally, I wouldn't mind seeing a subscription. It would keep development going better and do a lot to get rid of the freeloaders/ rif raf.
Still though, none has been announced. |
Asha Starwind
891
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:49:00 -
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Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion.
Few missing tidbits.
(1) Girlfriend, against your wishes, chose this crappy podunk town.
(2) Girlfriend continually refused to move and constantly reassured you that Podunk town was going to work out.
(3) How she actually decided to break the news to you.
Hell yeah, I'd blame her.
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Buster Friently
Rosen Association
2251
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:50:00 -
[24] - Quote
Asha Starwind wrote:Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion. Few missing tidbits. (1) Girlfriend, against your wishes, chose this crappy podunk town. (2) Girlfriend continually refused to move and constantly reassured you that Podunk town was going to work out. (3) How she actually decided to break the news to you. Hell yeah, I'd blame her.
Actually, she was born there. It's you who chose to stay. |
John Psi
Vacuum Cleaner. LLC
Steel Balls Alliance
613
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:54:00 -
[25] - Quote
I see - you have a heart. Follow us - and you'll get something else...
...sorry for bad English =)
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Asha Starwind
891
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:58:00 -
[26] - Quote
Buster Friently wrote:Asha Starwind wrote:Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion. Few missing tidbits. (1) Girlfriend, against your wishes, chose this crappy podunk town. (2) Girlfriend continually refused to move and constantly reassured you that Podunk town was going to work out. (3) How she actually decided to break the news to you. Hell yeah, I'd blame her. Actually, she was born there. It's you who chose to stay.
Irrelevant, her parents and siblings are from and live New Town.
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Mojo XXXIII
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
391
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:59:00 -
[27] - Quote
Also, you should probably change that last paragraph to read:
"You sit by the phone and HOPE she calls you..."
because she just left you, but hasn't actually moved yet, so none of that last part has happened. You just hope it will, because you're in denial.
But you sit, and wait for her to call, because she promised she would, and she wouldn't possibly string you along, or lie to you again....
Would she? |
Stupid Blueberry
Nova Corps Marines
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
476
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Posted - 2014.05.09 01:04:00 -
[28] - Quote
Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion.
Yeah, your analogy is totally different than everyone else's and I totally read it all the way. I r8 8/8.
Chillin, waitin on Legion.
Ishukone loyalist, Caldari Scout enthusiast!
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Lanius Pulvis
Bullet Cluster
Lokun Listamenn
245
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Posted - 2014.05.09 01:27:00 -
[29] - Quote
Sounds familiar....
Not new, just new to you.
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Buster Friently
Rosen Association
2252
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Posted - 2014.05.09 01:47:00 -
[30] - Quote
Some of you guys try so hard, and focus so much on being negative, that one day, you won't know how to look at the world any other way.
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Mojo XXXIII
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
393
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Posted - 2014.05.09 01:57:00 -
[31] - Quote
Buster Friently wrote:Some of you guys try so hard, and focus so much on being negative, that one day, you won't know how to look at the world any other way.
I really don't try very hard at all. 
You call it being negative, I call it being realistict. I call it as I see it.
Unfortunately, real life isn't always sunshine and unicorns, like in your little romance novels. |
RYN0CER0S
Rise Of Old Dudes
243
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Posted - 2014.05.09 01:59:00 -
[32] - Quote
Sounds like the ***** was high maintenance and had self esteem issues.
Good for her.
Now, where's the trailer park? It's time to get **** drunk and bang some park skanks that know how to ride.
Yee ******* haw.
PSN: The_Rynoceros
Transmission Failed
The test is now over.
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Vin Vicious
Capital Acquisitions LLC
659
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Posted - 2014.05.09 02:00:00 -
[33] - Quote
Betas
'#PCMasterRace
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SPACE SYPHILIS
Condotta Rouvenor
Gallente Federation
191
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Posted - 2014.05.09 02:01:00 -
[34] - Quote
Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion.
Replace the girl with CCP and if you end the story where she married the guy, a few years later divorced him because she cheated on him, the guy she had been cheating with is not even out of high school, she swears it will be better but cannot promise anything, and before dumping the guy she gives him the clap, steals his money, and says its all his fault. Welcome to Eden where the backstabbing and betrayal never ends. |
ISuperstar
DIOS X. II
273
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Posted - 2014.05.09 02:15:00 -
[35] - Quote
More like that girlfriend was just using me for money and to boost her self esteem. Then as she finally decided that she was too good for me and had enough of MY money saved up she decided to move to the next town over where all her shallow friends live so they can introduce her to those hot summer beach boys.
No word or contact for a month and then one day you see her back in town looking like an entirely different woman, bigger boobs, rounder azz and a brand new hairdo. She's surrounded by her uptown friends but You decide to go up to her to say hi ready to forgive all she's done just to have her back again, and she pretends she doesn't even know who you are. Her friends are the same girls that were laughing at her not only a month ago are now laughing with her, and they're all laughing at you. You treated her good, and she left you and treated you like a piece of ****.
You're angry and Depressed at the same time for weeks over her betrayal. But one day you wake up and say "You know what f#ck that b!tch she doesn't need me and I don't need her". You head outside to get some fresh air and ease your mind, you've been so preoccupied over your lost girlfriend that you didn't even realize someone new had just moved in next door, you peak over the fence to get a better look, and you see the most beautiful girl your eyes have ever had the luxury of looking. Dressed in an all white dress she looks like an angel straight from heaven, from head to toe all you can think is "Perfect". She catches you guaking at her from over the fence. A smile forms across her face and though you thought it impossible, somehow she just got more beautiful.
"Hi I'm Destiny, What's yours?"
Still Not Banned, Never Will Be, I Own CCP And This Forum Is My Personal Toilet.
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Mojo XXXIII
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
393
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Posted - 2014.05.09 02:19:00 -
[36] - Quote
"Destiny" sounds like a stripper name, "Legion" sounds more like something you'd catch from a stripper.  |
Surt gods end
Demon Ronin
1678
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Posted - 2014.05.09 02:21:00 -
[37] - Quote
Using a girl as analogy for dust514 / legion. That's kinda sad.. You could have used something better like
"I love my pet cat, but he pisses and ***** everywhere so we had no choice but to give it up for adoption and hope for the best" |
Mojo XXXIII
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
395
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Posted - 2014.05.09 02:24:00 -
[38] - Quote
Surt gods end wrote:Using a girl as analogy for dust514 / legion. That's kinda sad.. You could have used something better like
"I love my pet cat, but he pisses and ***** everywhere so we had no choice but to give it up for adoption and hope for the best"
LMAO!
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John Demonsbane
Unorganized Ninja Infantry Tactics
League of Infamy
3242
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Posted - 2014.05.09 02:46:00 -
[39] - Quote
F*ck that b!tch, she took all my stuff!
She also made me buy this sh!tty house in that podunk town; telling me all about how it's busted up now, but we will fix it and it will be awesome in a few years. When she left she took all the tools and new stuff we were going to put in there, too!
I hate that *****.
Quitting cold turkey was impossible. The forum patch is helping me kick the habit!
See you in Destiny
psn: bobswerski
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Buster Friently
Rosen Association
2255
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Posted - 2014.05.09 02:46:00 -
[40] - Quote
Mojo XXXIII wrote:Buster Friently wrote: ... you won't know how to look at the world any other way.
I call it as I see it.
Yep. making my point for me.
Anyway, the point here with the entire thread is to point out how silly this whole thing is. You guys are really acting like love-spurned 13 year olds :) |
Heathen Bastard
The Bastard Brigade
1446
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Posted - 2014.05.09 02:52:00 -
[41] - Quote
My first girlfriend is now a guy.
So there goes your little theory.
CCP "logic": Why fix something when we can &^%$ all over everyone who believed in us.
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Nocturnal Soul
Immortal Retribution
3194
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Posted - 2014.05.09 03:31:00 -
[42] - Quote
I coldly ended my first relationship because she said "I love you" all the time, while I did love her as well my inexperienced heart went sky high every time she said it. Those words feel like a heart attack and I just couldn't take it any longer.
I still love/like her though even if she ignores me socially :(
Its alright everyone, no need to worry it's just an Amarr scout :(
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Nocturnal Soul
Immortal Retribution
3194
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Posted - 2014.05.09 03:32:00 -
[43] - Quote
Heathen Bastard wrote:My first girlfriend is now a guy.
So there goes your little theory.
Holy monkey ball sack
Its alright everyone, no need to worry it's just an Amarr scout :(
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Buster Friently
Rosen Association
2258
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Posted - 2014.05.09 04:37:00 -
[44] - Quote
Nocturnal Soul wrote:Heathen Bastard wrote:My first girlfriend is now a guy.
So there goes your little theory. Holy monkey ball sack
nice
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Ulysses Knapse
Knapse and Co. Mercenary Firm
1365
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Posted - 2014.05.09 04:48:00 -
[45] - Quote
The EVE universe is the closest thing to a girlfriend I have, so I would say this analogy is lovely.
I am become Legion, the destroyer of bunnies.
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Hecarim Van Hohen
1407
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Posted - 2014.05.09 04:58:00 -
[46] - Quote
Thanks for reminding me ;_;
State your stance on EVE:Legion
t¢«_t¢«
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Ahkhomi Cypher
Team Bad Decisions
30
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Posted - 2014.05.09 05:13:00 -
[47] - Quote
This thread got way too real. |
Awesome Pantaloons
Lokapalas.
473
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Posted - 2014.05.09 05:44:00 -
[48] - Quote
That **** can go frick herself to frack. I'm staying in podunk town and banging her sister until she dies. :|
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
-The Code of Demeanor
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straya fox
Sad Panda Solutions
349
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Posted - 2014.05.09 05:48:00 -
[49] - Quote
Awesome Pantaloons wrote:That **** can go frick herself to frack. I'm staying in podunk town and banging her sister until she dies. :|
Her sister is fat, sorry bro. |
Awesome Pantaloons
Lokapalas.
475
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Posted - 2014.05.09 05:50:00 -
[50] - Quote
straya fox wrote:Awesome Pantaloons wrote:That **** can go frick herself to frack. I'm staying in podunk town and banging her sister until she dies. :| Her sister is fat, sorry bro.
More to love 
Also, the fat ones tend to have good oral skills. You know, using their mouth so often makes for good exercise.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
-The Code of Demeanor
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Glyd Path
Nec Tributis
13
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Posted - 2014.05.09 06:08:00 -
[51] - Quote
Are you comparing Dust to a cheating, lying first girl fiend? Really? When they leave let them go. Nothing else works out, unless you like the GF having access to your wallet, again.
It is more like a dog that was never house broken. Now it is moved to new digs and you can either not follow that path because the basis of the dog's behavior will never change or just step in the same old ... stuff. Yeah, stuff. That's the word. 
Nobody at CCP cares because we ain't Legionnaires.
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DozersMouse XIII
Inner.Hell
768
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Posted - 2014.05.09 06:32:00 -
[52] - Quote
then you grow up and get a few great ladies to play with
don't harm the hamsters
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Lucrezia LeGrand
Sentinels of New Eden
599
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Posted - 2014.05.09 07:23:00 -
[53] - Quote
Heck yeah, that's what I want to do! I even have it planned. This August I'm saying goodbye to this crappy town and moving in with my sister the next state over. I'm going to exercise, read tons of books, learn a new language (probably French) and take a lot of selfies.
bwhahahahahahahahahahaha
Thale groupie (not the gun, but the man).
My other car is Utena.
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Syeven Reed
G0DS AM0NG MEN
603
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Posted - 2014.05.09 07:28:00 -
[54] - Quote
I think I cried a little..
MajLagSpike
CPM Application
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deezy dabest
Warpoint Sharx
515
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Posted - 2014.05.09 09:38:00 -
[55] - Quote
I have raged super hard and continue to smash on CCP over the legion situation but it is not because of the change in venue. I am not a game developer but I deal alot in computers in software and can understand the issues they were dealing with some extent.
My rage and what will continue to make me post negatively and not spend money comes totally from how CCP managed the announcement. Hyping up Dust stuff, having events and putting omega boosters out there knowing people would try to stock up all in the lead up to the announcement was bull. What is more bull is now they do not show signs of having clear plans on either game and make them self seems as tho they are just saying what wants to be heard to continue to sell AUR.
This community and more specifically the people that were actually spending money on a regular basis proved that they believed in the dream and that they would continue to follow while waiting for the dream. Hyping everyone up just to pull the rug out from under them was trash and I will never forgive CCP for that.
Laser focused in a room full of mirrors. Everything you ever wanted coming SoonGäó just keep buying boosters.
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Laurent Cazaderon
What The French
Red Whines.
2283
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Posted - 2014.05.09 09:44:00 -
[56] - Quote
Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion.
Ever really had a real girlfriend breakup history dude ? Coz this sounds like you watch too many 2 penny romantic movies.
He, though forbidden by the Codex, was a Precursor. He tried the Replication of Chromosomes. He led to an Uprising
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Mojo XXXIII
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
409
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Posted - 2014.05.09 10:17:00 -
[57] - Quote
Buster Friently wrote:Mojo XXXIII wrote:Buster Friently wrote: ... you won't know how to look at the world any other way.
I call it as I see it. Yep. making my point for me. Anyway, the point here with the entire thread is to point out how silly this whole thing is. You guys are really acting like love-spurned 13 year olds :)
Then why keep bringing it up? YOU made the new thread, not us. In fact, the angry threads have been gradually dieing off all week (mainly because so many people have quit, but still).
Don't you Legion cheerleaders have your own forum now? Why keep coming here, reading the remaining angry threads, if it bothers you so much?
To contiue your little "girlfriend" analogy:
Now she's dating your oblivious, insensitive friend and, every time you start to think you're over her and can move on with your life, that dumbass keeps bringing her around, showing her off and bragging about how good she's looking since she's been working out, saying stupid crap like "Hey, didn't you two used to date? Why did the two of you ever break up, anyway" which only re-opens the old wounds, and then rubs salt in them.
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Karl Ty Johnson
The Generals
General Tso's Alliance
1
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Posted - 2014.05.09 10:18:00 -
[58] - Quote
I got my girlfriend from another guy... She left him for me. 
But things didn't work out. Maybe I wasn't committed enough. Or maybe I was still to immature. That was 12 years ago and until now I still consider myself partially immature. Lol. 
Then she decided to go back to her ex.
But the analogy is great! Nice...  |
Mojo XXXIII
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
409
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Posted - 2014.05.09 10:24:00 -
[59] - Quote
Karl Ty Johnson wrote:I got my girlfriend from another guy... She left him for me. But things didn't work out. Maybe I wasn't committed enough. Or maybe I was still to immature. That was 12 years ago and until now I still consider myself partially immature. Lol. Then she decided to go back to her ex. But the analogy is great! Nice...
Been there.
You shouldn't blame yourself. The first warning sign should have been that she left her ex for you in the first place.
Sounds like she was the one with the commitment issues. |
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ChribbaX
Otherworld Enterprises Dust Control
Otherworld Empire Productions
1135
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Posted - 2014.05.09 10:35:00 -
[60] - Quote
Legion got boobs? I like!
DUSTBoard
DUST Server Status
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Kincate
DUST University
Ivy League
50
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Posted - 2014.05.09 11:08:00 -
[61] - Quote
Heathen Bastard wrote:My first girlfriend is now a guy.
So there goes your little theory.
way to ruin the analogy...
1st Legionhaire
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
933
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Posted - 2014.05.09 11:16:00 -
[62] - Quote
Here is the part that your analogy leaves out.
Before she announces she's leaving town she asks if she can have some money to buy shoes. You give her the money. Then at your birthday party she sexily asks you to join her in the bedroom. You get up there and she says "flip on the lights" and she is performing fellatio on your fat cousin Patrick.
I'm glad she's leaving town.
I hope she gets fat. |
Aszazel
R 0 N 1 N
368
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Posted - 2014.05.09 13:05:00 -
[63] - Quote
Buster Friently wrote:You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.
One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.
You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?
Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."
Welcome to Legion.
Add, three months leading up the decision to leave the podunk town, she asks for more and more money, I'll give you a blowjob if you buy me something pretty. Then takes all your cash and jets.
Also you forgot the part where she says that you can visit me in the new town for free, but the bus ticket will be around 600-2000 dollars. I'd pay it myself, but I already used up all the blowjob money you gave me.
Make a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
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tastzlike chicken
Rogue Spades
275
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Posted - 2014.05.09 14:54:00 -
[64] - Quote
Awesome Pantaloons wrote:That **** can go frick herself to frack. I'm staying in podunk town and banging her sister until she dies. :|
The lack of clarity here is disturbing.
Are you going to bang the sister until your ex-girlfriend dies? Or are you planning on banging the sister until the sister dies? And by "until she dies" do you mean "the rest of her natural life" or do you mean...you know -that you're going to bang her to death? Lets say it's the latter; that just brings up other questions: Why would she die from you banging her? Has this happened to you before?! Are you doing it correctly? -because people shouldn't die. Does she need to be unplugged first from some sort of life support? Is she really old? -The original story never brought up age. Let's say you're banging her and you're....almost finished. -and she dies. What are you going to do at that moment?
I support legion. - it's more of a theoretical support. Depending on the feedback I get, it may become actual support.
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Buster Friently
Rosen Association
2270
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Posted - 2014.05.09 14:58:00 -
[65] - Quote
It's interesting to see all the rage, despite the obvious benefits :) And yeah, the trip costs some money, but you know you'd at least think about it instead of raging like crybabies. |
Michael Arck
Onuoto Uakan Huogaatsu
Lokun Listamenn
4365
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Posted - 2014.05.09 15:04:00 -
[66] - Quote
What a terrible analogy.
Here's a better form
The girl you've been dating has a job opportunity that means she would have a better quality of life. It means that she has to move outta country to get it. Of course, you don't want to leave. You know everybody in your town. People know your name. You're small town famous.
She presents you the idea about moving with her. She's excited. She feels her new job promotion can be more beneficial for the both of you. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings, but she knows she must move on. The small town is that, a small town. The new location provides opportunity, new sights, and of course, growth. Because she has feelings for you, she wants you to go with her. She can't make any promises, but she knows its a good start. Her talents would finally be appreciated where she goes.
The question is, would you feel betrayed knowing that she has an opportunity to have a better life, period? Or would you harbor ill feelings because you figured you two would always remain in that small town? A town that isn't going anywhere. Or would you be a man aka grown up about it and realize this opportunity is best for her. That with or without you, if you love her, you would understand that she needs this opportunity. She's always dreamed of big things. Who are you to make her feel bad for going for that opportunity?
^That is a better analogy of what's going on here. Exclude your selfish views and you would see that with complete comprehension.
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu.
Are you OUKH?
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Awesome Pantaloons
Lokapalas.
476
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Posted - 2014.05.09 15:14:00 -
[67] - Quote
tastzlike chicken wrote:Awesome Pantaloons wrote:That **** can go frick herself to frack. I'm staying in podunk town and banging her sister until she dies. :| The lack of clarity here is disturbing. Are you going to bang the sister until your ex-girlfriend dies? Or are you planning on banging the sister until the sister dies? And by "until she dies" do you mean "the rest of her natural life" or do you mean...you know -that you're going to bang her to death? Lets say it's the latter; that just brings up other questions: Why would she die from you banging her? Has this happened to you before?! Are you doing it correctly? -because people shouldn't die. Does she need to be unplugged first from some sort of life support? -because , I'm pretty sure that would be a crime. Let's say you're banging her and she dies. Are you going to...you know, stop?
First of all, you waaaaaay overthought this. Go take a nap.
Seeing as "her sister" is the object, obviously I am referring to her. "Until she dies" refers to her terminal illness Badplayerbase and Awfulcompany Syndrome. It will suddenly cause her death at some unknown and unknowable time. SO! Because I love her, and her one and only joy in life is smexy timez, we shall engage in the smexy timez until her illness takes her. :D
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
-The Code of Demeanor
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