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Ahkhomi Cypher
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:21:00 -
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I know what you meant
BUT
That chick sounds awesome.
Ill get a new chick and have fun in my ****** town with her.
Then ill go and smash the awesome chick on the side from time to time since she's down with that apparently.
Another plus is since the imaginary town i live in sucks ill move and go ****/live with my awesome girlfriend thats been getting better and better. |
Ahkhomi Cypher
Team Bad Decisions
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:33:00 -
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Mojo XXXIII wrote:You forgot the part where she lets you spend money on her, all the while telling you to your face that she'll never leave, yet secretly planning to behind your back.
A few weeks before your anniversary, she starts hinting that she has a really big surprise for you, but can't tell you what it is until then.
You're excited and intrigued, so you buy her MORE gifts.
Then, on the day of your anniversary, THAT'S when she springs on you that she's been lying to you the whole time, she's leaving town, and taking all the gifts you've given her, whether you like it ir not. No discussion, you have no say in the matter at all.
She says you can come join her in a couple of years, when she's settled.
Sorry to break it to you, but your girlfriend is a b*tch.
You can do better.
This ***** sounds terrible.
I liked OPs girl better. |
Ahkhomi Cypher
Team Bad Decisions
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Posted - 2014.05.09 00:40:00 -
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Mojo XXXIII wrote:Ahkhomi Cypher wrote:Mojo XXXIII wrote:You forgot the part where she lets you spend money on her, all the while telling you to your face that she'll never leave, yet secretly planning to behind your back.
A few weeks before your anniversary, she starts hinting that she has a really big surprise for you, but can't tell you what it is until then.
You're excited and intrigued, so you buy her MORE gifts.
Then, on the day of your anniversary, THAT'S when she springs on you that she's been lying to you the whole time, she's leaving town, and taking all the gifts you've given her, whether you like it ir not. No discussion, you have no say in the matter at all.
She says you can come join her in a couple of years, when she's settled.
Sorry to break it to you, but your girlfriend is a b*tch.
You can do better. This ***** sounds terrible. I liked OPs girl better. Welcome to Dust 514!
Noooooo
You trickass lyyyin hoooeee
Whhhyyy
Dont leave meeee
Friends with benefits still on the table tho? |
Ahkhomi Cypher
Team Bad Decisions
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Posted - 2014.05.09 05:13:00 -
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This thread got way too real. |
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