Some of you guys try so hard, and focus so much on being negative, that one day, you won't know how to look at the world any other way.

You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.

One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.

You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?

Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."


Welcome to Legion.

Using a girl as analogy for dust514 / legion. That's kinda sad.. You could have used something better like

"I love my pet cat, but he pisses and ***** everywhere so we had no choice but to give it up for adoption and hope for the best"

I call it as I see it.

My first girlfriend is now a guy.

So there goes your little theory.

Holy monkey ball sack

That **** can go frick herself to frack. I'm staying in podunk town and banging her sister until she dies. :|

Her sister is fat, sorry bro.

You love her, and she loves you. She even tells you so, and often. You have the greatest time together and you assume that you'll spend the rest of your lives together in blissful happiness.

One day, she comes to you and announces, "I'm moving out of this crappy podunk town because I can't take it here anymore. There's just no opportunities here. There's nothing to do" And then she leaves you high and dry.

You feel devastated of course, and blame her for everything. You even blame her for all the little niggling ways that maybe your relationship wasn't quite as nice as you originally thought, even though deep down you know it really wasn't her fault and that she probably deserves better than you. Still though, you miss her, and really - what does that damn big city have that isn't here in your lovely town anyway?

Then, out of the blue a few days later, she phones you up with a message. She says "You know, about this new town, I love it and I'm going to spend my time working out, and studying and learning all kinds of new culture. In short, I'm going to be getting better and more attractive and interesting to you day by day. Oh, and you can come play with me anytime you like, for free even. Now, if you want to buy me lunch or something, that's nice, but you really don't have to. The only thing is, you have to come to my new town to visit me because I just can't stand it in that little, run down town anymore."


Welcome to Legion.

Yep. making my point for me.

Anyway, the point here with the entire thread is to point out how silly this whole thing is. You guys are really acting like love-spurned 13 year olds :)

I got my girlfriend from another guy... She left him for me.

But things didn't work out. Maybe I wasn't committed enough. Or maybe I was still to immature. That was 12 years ago and until now I still consider myself partially immature. Lol.

Then she decided to go back to her ex.

But the analogy is great! Nice...