You can get mad, or turn this around on me, but I personally don't like Goons. The only time I have ever seen any of them in a match for the last several months was to watch them boosting in match (opposite sides, hunting a solo blue to kill/rev. couldn't help b/c was across map) and generally making sure that anyone engaging their corpmates on the opposit team were distracted by fire from behind. Then they went into the local chat (specifically 2 of them from a previous match doing the majority of the boosting) and proceeded to gloat about the boosting and recruiting others to join their corp so they could "show them the ropes" of boosting (their words, not mine). Seemed pretty low-class, but to each his own, as it served no purpose than to show others how to run off the new playerbase.

I know it doesn't matter. I know you will likely take this as an attack on the corp as I only have limited interaction, all negative. Regardless, most everyone I know has little to no opinion of Goons, as we are mostly dusters exclusively. I just felt the Goon-lovefest should have someone throw in some reality as well. Several ways to increase stats without resorting to boosting, and any corp which supports these particular methods is not one I think can effectively have any serious Dust-side impact. That is unless they are carried by corps with players who earned their stats. In which case, GL with that.

P.S. Not in Eve. Don't plan to go into Eve. Only care about Dust.

2. We don't recruit among the public so anyone claiming to be recruiting for the purpose of teaching anybody anything is likely only trying to scam isk or annoy someone.

No one is going to get mad at you but I have 2 notes about this post.
1. We don't "boost" as you call it to pad our stats, too much attention gets paid to individual stats in this team game. We do that to have fun and troll, we don't actually care about our KDR.

2. We don't recruit among the public so anyone claiming to be recruiting for the purpose of teaching anybody anything is likely only trying to scam isk or annoy someone.

I fail to understand how crashing some prototype lone wolf sniper's KDR in a FW is running off new players but then again I doubt you do, I suspect your just repeating something you've heard someone else who doesn't like us say because it reinforces your own opinion.

P.S. When someone gets on local chat bragging about boosting, using the term boosting, and I also witnessed said boosting in match....it is boosting.

told you, he is in my local chat and was in match with me. 2 in a row, bragging after each. Doing the same with same 1-2 goons. You don't have to believe me, I even called him on it in the local chat. He stated you all were down with it and I believed him. Just stating FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE, and inferring only based on what he told me.

Saw him in local chat just 2 days ago, haven't for awhile, and he is still a goon. So no passing it as someone who you guys booted. Not saying it isn't your right to do it, I just think it it low-class. Nothing more, nothing less. If the corp supports it, then you have actually confirmed what I suspected in the first place.

P.S. When someone gets on local chat bragging about boosting, using the term boosting, and I also witnessed said boosting in match....it is boosting.

What's his name? As the COO of Goonfeet I can make sure he gets exactly what he deserves. If you have proof. Screenshots?

Don't care, honestly. I could name if he is back in local, but not worth effort. I don't want him punished over it, been too long ago and since he's been in corp for at least 6-7 months you would already know his habits and passively condone them. Just about the only impression I have of your group, and it is negative. Not the only one to have this impression, and thought you should know, since you plan to rule us when the game gets good.

The Honorable Farce, Moronic means to say, We do not openly advertise recruiting. But if one of our recruitment specialists finds you worthy and approaches you, you too can join our league of stout space-yeomen. After a modest refundable security deposit of course.

I'm confused. Do you think Dust is a democracy where the most popular win?

told you, he is in my local chat and was in match with me. 2 in a row, bragging after each. Doing the same with same 1-2 goons. You don't have to believe me, I even called him on it in the local chat. He stated you all were down with it and I believed him. Just stating FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE, and inferring only based on what he told me.

Saw him in local chat just 2 days ago, haven't for awhile, and he is still a goon. So no passing it as someone who you guys booted. Not saying it isn't your right to do it, I just think it it low-class. Nothing more, nothing less. If the corp supports it, then you have actually confirmed what I suspected in the first place.

P.S. When someone gets on local chat bragging about boosting, using the term boosting, and I also witnessed said boosting in match....it is boosting.

watch them boosting in match

And you have paid both your recruitment deposit and your tribute tax to the Mighty Lowtax.

Holy is the name of Lowtax, and blessed is his :tenbux:. For he sent SOLODRAKBAN unto us so that the righteous may prosper, and the words of his prophet The Mittani so that his glory might be spread to all corners of New Eden.

I know everyone wants to cling to the narrative that goons are incompetent morons who you would totally show who's the boss if only they would play by the rules you've made up but we actually did alright in PC until burnout killed our interest in it. We are a small corp who doesn't recruit among the player base because we want people who are fun to play with rather than people with "gun game" so we just don't have the numbers to cycle people through PC matches.

I'm in my 5th clone right now, if I keep eating cheetos like this, it will be cheeper to buy XL dropsuits rather then new clones.

why the hell do you think I wear fatsuits? I never have to change armor. it just grows with me and gets thicker and more encrusted with cheeto dust and dried krispy kreme frosting (this is how I reinforce my armor plates).

why the hell do you think I wear fatsuits? I never have to change armor. it just grows with me and gets thicker and more encrusted with cheeto dust and dried krispy kreme frosting (this is how I reinforce my armor plates).

I remember when we got scolded for trolling blueberries too much, and I had to shelve my MCRU Dropship that I would fill to the brim with blueberries and crash into buildings

If anyone scolded you for trolling blues, they are not a true goon and you should have reported them immediately for questioning/re-education. And if you really want to mess with blues, slap about 3 REs on the tail fin of a viper that's packed full of blues and set them off about 5 feet above the ground.

You guys generally put words in people's mouths
and good luck with that world domination thing. I happen to think you might need it.

I dont think there is a single corp that has held a district that you could beat.

The power of cheetos compels you

Don't say such things, Prince ReGnYuM.