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Goonfeet
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Posted - 2014.03.04 06:45:00 -
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DUST Fiend wrote:Samahiel wrote:DUST Fiend wrote:I was once a goon
o7 Once a goon, always a goon. you are forever tainted. The cheeto dust marks your very soul. IF I HAD ONLY KNOWN!!! WHYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!
the 20 gallon garbage bag of cheetos and ceremonial plunger should have been your first clue during the initiation. |
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Goonfeet
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Posted - 2014.03.05 03:34:00 -
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emtbraincase wrote: watch them boosting in match
I find it offensive that you imply that a number in this bad game matters.
Now had you decried us as assholes out to spoil the fun of our poor victims and made them scream I might have given you props for thinking in an almost goon-like fashion.
As it stands, you're vomiting the same crap that all of the tryhards spew.
Boosting. Boosting what? KDR? what in-game rewards are there for a high KDR? What accolades and ISK bonuses does it give? Does it make it easier to exploit PC mechanics? I know, there's something we missed. turning in KDR is like honor points in world of warcraft where you trade in a high KDR for good l33t PvP gear right?
No?
Then what useful purpose does KDR needlef*cking serve besides the joy of making someone scream and hopefully punt their PS3 through the TV? It gives no advantages except personal amusement and ragemail. Ragemail is the coin I trade in. Thank you tankers for all of it that you have showered upon me.
And before you say "KDR allows you into the best corps" just shut up. If you've joined goonfeet it's because you're of the opinion that all of the "good corps" are full of tryhard morons who can't tell the difference between real life accomplishment and a game well-(or badly) played. And you have paid both your recruitment deposit and your tribute tax to the Mighty Lowtax. |
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Goonfeet
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Posted - 2014.03.05 06:46:00 -
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meri jin wrote:
I'm in my 5th clone right now, if I keep eating cheetos like this, it will be cheeper to buy XL dropsuits rather then new clones.
why the hell do you think I wear fatsuits? I never have to change armor. it just grows with me and gets thicker and more encrusted with cheeto dust and dried krispy kreme frosting (this is how I reinforce my armor plates). |
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Goonfeet
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Posted - 2014.03.06 07:28:00 -
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SPESHULz wrote: I dont think there is a single corp that has held a district that you could beat.
Nope. We have never beaten anyone, even the people we held a couple districts against for two and a half months under daily attack shortly after PC went live.
Nope. Never won a victory ever. We totally cannot participate in PC because we suck, not because we got tired of babysitting a siege timer every day against tryhards we don't care about.
We also have never won a single battle in FW or pubs because we are bad at DUST. Confirming that we are the worst DUST players ever. |
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Goonfeet
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Posted - 2014.03.07 09:48:00 -
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Kristoff Atruin wrote:FYI, Subdreddit (insert unimportant things here) Get on our level.
We could, but we're too lazy to dig a hole that deep. |
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Goonfeet
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Posted - 2014.03.08 08:02:00 -
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Heimdallr69 wrote:The goons went dust side for a while "Imperfects" but changed their mentality a bit.
Imperfects were not a goon corp. They simply thought pissing everyone off was funny, which is probably why we got along.
That and arguing with Imperfects over stupid crap was fun. |
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Goonfeet
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Posted - 2014.03.09 11:24:00 -
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Hobo on Fire wrote:
-Mid June EON shows up in Hrober, and between their piles of proto gear and us getting tired of timers, we eventually lose the districts.
to further clarify, we lost the districts because we'd pretty much decided we didn't give a **** and stopped actively defending them because it wasn't fun.
Get X people online at the same time every day.
Oh crap, we're three bodies shy.
scramble to find allies online to fill slots.
defend against ****** assault.
rinse/repeat.
That's not a game, that's a ******* JOB that you're not making money for rent with. That's why Goonfeet quit doing PC and stayed out of it until CCP makes it fun and engaging, or lets us involve our space brothers who want to bombard all of us to death with dreadnought strikes and kill us all. |
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