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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
96
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Posted - 2013.10.09 03:39:00 -
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so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend
so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice
have fun kiddies |
Aaroniero d'Lioncourt
The Southern Legion The Umbra Combine
180
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Posted - 2013.10.09 03:42:00 -
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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies You the kid for asking this...
Nice way to say "FRIEND ZONE" |
JL3Eleven
PFB Pink Fluffy Bunnies
965
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Posted - 2013.10.09 03:54:00 -
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I believe in Boobs > Dust. But that could just be me. |
ladwar
Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn
1883
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Posted - 2013.10.09 03:55:00 -
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buy AUR and spend it on small railguns turrets |
Void Echo
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
1670
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Posted - 2013.10.09 03:58:00 -
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just forget about her dude shes not worth it......
*self thoughts: Quote:hmm, iv been doing the same thing all my life, im 18 and iv never gat a relationship before..... every time I meet someone they already have a bf... im so lonely..... fuking pathetic... *starts crying |
Ninjanomyx
TeamPlayers EoN.
335
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:00:00 -
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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies
Use your tears as lubricant & fap to a picture of the Minmatar Heavy, then go play Splatterhouse on the Sega Genesis without cleaning up, & then tell us how you feel |
True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2726
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:03:00 -
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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies
Bad Advice douche boss, if watching millions of movies has taught me anything this will all work out for the best and everyone will be happy in the end. Mainly....
Slightly better Advice (which wont make you too happy either...)
Otherwise I tend to find that douchy stealing never works it just puts the target of your affections in a really awkward place where the answer never really satisfies anyone. |
Long Evity
Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic
377
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:03:00 -
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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies You're playing Dust with an anime name. I doubt you guys would of lasted long anyways lol |
True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2726
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:04:00 -
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Long Evity wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies You're playing Dust with an anime name. I doubt you guys would of lasted long anyways lol What an absolutely golden prick you are sir. Screw you and your opinion.
Anyone Is entitled to love or find love without ridicule. |
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
96
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:06:00 -
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Ninjanomyx wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies Use your tears as lubricant & fap to a picture of the Galente Heavy, then go play Splatterhouse on the Sega Genesis without cleaning up, & then tell us how you feel
FIXED |
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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
96
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:08:00 -
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Long Evity wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies You're playing Dust with an anime name. I doubt you guys would of lasted long anyways lol
otaku need love too |
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXO
Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State
422
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:08:00 -
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simple
keep hanging out with her
do all kinds of stuff with her (movies,starbucks,lunch) drinking after work use the time to get to know her tell her you are best friends be kind in a flirty way
sooner or later she will fall right in your lap
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Void Echo
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
1671
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:13:00 -
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being serious now, be there for her to talk to when she needs someone to listen...
"a shoulder to cry on becomes a **** to ride on", I quote I heard somewhere but its definitely true... |
Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order Amarr Empire
527
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:17:00 -
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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies
If the guy is an ok guy then leave it be. If he's a **** then grab her. Real question is GÇö Would she be right for you. |
KING CHECKMATE
TEAM SATISFACTION
1639
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:18:00 -
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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies
-dont cry, (LOL) -Keep playing Dust. -DONT be a douche. -If she said something like:''she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend '' Then her relationship is doomed. -Be patient my friend,getting to laugh last is always the best choice.... |
Cyrius Li-Moody
The New Age Outlaws
1184
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:19:00 -
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This thread of giving me awkward flashbacks to my teens. |
True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2726
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:24:00 -
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Cyrius Li-Moody wrote:This thread of giving me awkward flashbacks to my teens. This is giving me awkward flash backs to last weekend.... |
Void Echo
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
1672
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:26:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Cyrius Li-Moody wrote:This thread of giving me awkward flashbacks to my teens. This is giving me awkward flash backs to last weekend....
dust playa lol |
Hellkeizer
The Avutora Complex
148
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:27:00 -
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My friend had kind of the same problem but it was others trying to steal her away. She said that they were saying that they were going to take her from her boyfriend, while the latter was still there. I told her that I wouldn't consider them friends if they did that to me So I would say to not do it ^this way but try and win her slowly. If you think it's taking to long then perhaps it wasn't meant to be |
Chad Michael Murray
The Phoenix Federation
44
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:29:00 -
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Which answer do you want?~
Serious: "Stealing" her will result in another gentleman stealing her from you afterwards.
Non-serious: Skill into commando dropsuits. |
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Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
2071
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:30:00 -
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Bad advice huh Start hitting on her mom |
Rogatien Merc
Red Star. EoN.
1427
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:34:00 -
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Tell her she hopes you'd be her boyfriend, then never talk to her again. Legit. Move on, figure out that women are simple and men are simpler and get over your fears. She is not the one for you, nor the only one available. Life is short my friend.
[Edit: Oh crap, you asked for BAD advice. Here goes.... pine over her some more and hope she miraculously, in the course of your video game adventuring, knocks on your door and decides you are her dream guy when you have done nothing to deserve such a title.] |
AAGMUNDR
Reliable Overwatch Inc.
229
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:38:00 -
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A couple of complex damage mods go a long way. Also, with the game as it currently is, total ehp is king. |
Skeletor Voltron
Red Star. EoN.
3
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Posted - 2013.10.09 04:56:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:being serious now, be there for her to talk to when she needs someone to listen...
"a shoulder to cry on becomes a **** to ride on", I quote I heard somewhere but its definitely true... Can confirm. It is what it becomes |
bamboo x
Pawns and Kings
4
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Posted - 2013.10.09 05:04:00 -
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I can't report people in this forum? Gay.
General discussion ABOUT DUST514 |
calisk galern
BurgezzE.T.F Public Disorder.
1084
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Posted - 2013.10.09 05:09:00 -
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my advice....
if you have no friends and cant find anyone.
you need to get out more, join a public sports team, find some public activity where you can meet people, make some friends, hit a club with them.
if this girl has a BF and you do manage to take her from him, some other guy will take her from you. in my experience women like that will as quickly dump you for the other side of the fence as well.
save yourself the trouble and find someone else.
if she dumps him before you find someone else then, it's all fair game after that.
peace |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
2163
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Posted - 2013.10.09 05:14:00 -
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I stopped reading after "b4". |
Ignoble Son
3dge of D4rkness SoulWing Alliance
312
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Posted - 2013.10.09 05:45:00 -
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I feel less intelligent after having read this thread now. |
ryo sayo mio
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
31
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Posted - 2013.10.09 06:30:00 -
[29] - Quote
Challenge her bf to a 1v1 in cod with quickscope only mode.winner gets the girl |
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Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State
422
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Posted - 2013.10.09 06:34:00 -
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ryo sayo mio wrote:Challenge her bf to a 1v1 in cod with quickscope only mode.winner gets the girl this^^^
this right her is your answer |
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Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
1250
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Posted - 2013.10.09 07:27:00 -
[31] - Quote
You want some bad advice? PULL THE NAKED MAN! Two out of three times, guaranteed.
How I met Your Mother reference... |
Lea Silencio
D3ath D3alers
352
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Posted - 2013.10.09 07:35:00 -
[32] - Quote
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXO wrote:simple
keep hanging out with her
do all kinds of stuff with her (movies,starbucks,lunch) drinking after work use the time to get to know her tell her you are best friends be kind in a flirty way
sooner or later she will fall right in your lap
No. Just soooo much no. If you want to NEVER get in her pants, do ^ this. |
Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
1250
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Posted - 2013.10.09 07:36:00 -
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Lea Silencio wrote:No. Just soooo much no. If you want to NEVER get in her pants, do ^ this.
Hey mister we are looking for Bad Advice, as per OP's explicit directions. |
BARDAS
DUST University Ivy League
628
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Posted - 2013.10.09 07:36:00 -
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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies
Keep playing Dust. The girl sounds fickle and is likely to ditch you for the next guy that comes along. |
Blaze Ashra
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2013.10.09 07:41:00 -
[35] - Quote
Sounds like she's trying to let you down easy to be honest. If you want to pursue her tell her that you want to be her next boyfriend and see if she'll agree to it. Treat her how you want to treat her and don't worry so much. Don't pretend to be nice or try to win her. Don't talk about her boyfriend or get bitter over things. Don't get depressed if she says no. If she agrees and goes with someone else over you, then you'll just be punishing yourself getting hung up on her.
Then again we don't really know the circumstances. |
Lea Silencio
D3ath D3alers
353
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Posted - 2013.10.09 07:54:00 -
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I'll give some golden advice, so listen up: If you have a good looking friend that is a girl or know one willing to do it, have her pretend to be with you and flaunt her. Always be within eye shot/ear shot if possible and make sure she hears/see the both of you having fun.
Wait for her to call. When she does, ignore it for a day or two. Answer day three and wait for her to ask you who she was. Play it off, switch subjects and telling her you have to run out, tell her you'll call her later and hang up.
Wait a day. Call her again. Reveal more. She'll get closer and listen, mainly out of jealously (IF she really likes you). Tell her you aren't sure that girl is right for you BUT you ARE having fun with her. Tell her you feel conflicted. Wrap up the conversation.
Don't see or talk to her for a few days, preferrably a week.
She'll want to talk about your relationship more. Give a little. Reveal your feelings. Put deodorant on, a Gatorade on the end table and get ready for action.
TD;LR: Always remember this (best quote evah!)..."One woman wants what another woman already has".
Mind games, bro. Mind games. |
Syther Shadows
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
395
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Posted - 2013.10.09 07:56:00 -
[37] - Quote
Im going to go with the option where you find another girl... preferable one that plays dust |
Chibi Andy
Forsaken Immortals Top Men.
574
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Posted - 2013.10.09 07:56:00 -
[38] - Quote
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies
drop a RDV on him |
Slightly-Mental
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
13
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Posted - 2013.10.09 08:06:00 -
[39] - Quote
Bad advice ...hmm
your Minmatar so,..... rohypnol and duct tape, I am sure you have at least one of those in your quarters. |
Ghost Kaisar
Pradox One
459
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Posted - 2013.10.09 08:22:00 -
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Operative 1171 Aajli wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies If the guy is an ok guy then leave it be. If he's a **** then grab her. Real question is GÇö Would she be right for you. And NO! Do not become her "friend". You lose points for being a legitimate boyfriend in the future. Just be there to kick her when she falls.
Fixed. Play hard to get fool. |
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True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2741
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Posted - 2013.10.09 08:23:00 -
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Void Echo wrote:True Adamance wrote:Cyrius Li-Moody wrote:This thread of giving me awkward flashbacks to my teens. This is giving me awkward flash backs to last weekend.... dust playa lol No just drunk and very stupid. But hell there's always next weekend! |
Rynoceros
Rise Of Old Dudes
863
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Posted - 2013.10.09 08:24:00 -
[42] - Quote
Some may call this "bad" advice, but **** them...
When she's not around, punch him in the throat. Tell him to **** off. (This, assuming you're still in High School. Otherwise, be wittier than him or **** her sister - and avoid prosecution.) |
pyramidhead 420
Carbon 7 CRONOS.
79
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Posted - 2013.10.09 08:29:00 -
[43] - Quote
Ninjanomyx wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies Use your tears as lubricant & fap to a picture of the Minmatar Heavy, then go play Splatterhouse on the Sega Genesis without cleaning up, & then tell us how you feel you play the ps3 version of splatterhouse? i thought it SUCKED |
Operative 1171 Aajli
Bragian Order Amarr Empire
529
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Posted - 2013.10.09 08:36:00 -
[44] - Quote
Operative 1171 Aajli wrote:
If the guy is an ok guy then leave it be. If he's a **** then grab her. Real question is GÇö Would she be right for you.
And NO! Do not become her "friend". You lose points for being a legitimate boyfriend in the future. Just be there to catch her if she falls.
To be clear, this was meant to be good advice. For bad advice do the opposite. |
True Adamance
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2741
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Posted - 2013.10.09 08:44:00 -
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Operative 1171 Aajli wrote:Operative 1171 Aajli wrote:
If the guy is an ok guy then leave it be. If he's a **** then grab her. Real question is GÇö Would she be right for you.
And NO! Do not become her "friend". You lose points for being a legitimate boyfriend in the future. Just be there to catch her if she falls.
To be clear, this was meant to be good advice. For bad advice do the opposite. True its tough getting out of friend zone, once you have know someone for so long.
Interestingly enough when two of my friends started dating we made a "Friendzone" Cake for my mate, celebrating him getting out of the "Friendzone".
It was hilarious to see the look on his face when he saw the abomination we made ( made without sugar, flour, and coated in some tasteless cream we ended up throwing the damn thing at a nearby 2 tonne digger) |
LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
585
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Posted - 2013.10.09 08:46:00 -
[46] - Quote
Beat the girl and steal her boyfriend! That will teach her a lesson.
wut?... |
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Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State
424
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Posted - 2013.10.09 09:10:00 -
[47] - Quote
Lea Silencio wrote:XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXO wrote:simple
keep hanging out with her
do all kinds of stuff with her (movies,starbucks,lunch) drinking after work use the time to get to know her tell her you are best friends be kind in a flirty way
sooner or later she will fall right in your lap
No. Just soooo much no. If you want to NEVER get in her pants, do ^ this. really? hmmm
thats how I got my 24yr old wife and mother of my 2 children |
Lucrezia LeGrand
Delta Enterprise
83
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Posted - 2013.10.09 09:16:00 -
[48] - Quote
well, there's no one way of going out with someone but generally, if you hear "I should have gone out with you first." She's saying "you're a nice guy. I hope you feel better knowing that you had a chance of going out with me, although that's not true anymore."
Sad but true. Tell her she has a douch-ey boyfriend and she can do much much better. Then move on. Don't look back. And fall deeply in love with someone else. Someone you're meant to be with. Someone who doesn't treat you like a safety net to fall back on. Be confident. Be yourself. And I bet you'll find that someone special who you've been waiting for your entire life. ^_^ |
Rudy Vandersario
Famous Wolf
89
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Posted - 2013.10.09 09:23:00 -
[49] - Quote
You should go to her house every day, stand outside her window, and express yourself through the medium of dance. No music, let the rhythm flow from within.
Oh and don't forget to film it and upload it, she'll love that. You will be quite literally fighting her off after a month or so. |
Lea Silencio
D3ath D3alers
355
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Posted - 2013.10.09 09:39:00 -
[50] - Quote
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXO wrote:Lea Silencio wrote:XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXO wrote:simple
keep hanging out with her
do all kinds of stuff with her (movies,starbucks,lunch) drinking after work use the time to get to know her tell her you are best friends be kind in a flirty way
sooner or later she will fall right in your lap
No. Just soooo much no. If you want to NEVER get in her pants, do ^ this. really? hmmm thats how I got my 24yr old wife and mother of my 2 children
#1. I'm pretty sure he isn't thinking that far ahead. He just wants to "get it in", so to speak. #2. In the long term with someone you REALLY care about (and not some lust filled escapade), then yes...this is permissable.
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fawkuima juggalo
Hollowed Kings
71
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Posted - 2013.10.09 10:11:00 -
[51] - Quote
heres what happens when you get a chick who says Quote:if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend
you " hey wanna date" her "sure" you "cool see you on saturday" .... you walk to her house to see a dude walking put of the door, you walk in and ask "whos that" she replies " oh, dont worry hes a friend i just met" ....
.....whores |
Cosgar
ParagonX
5745
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Posted - 2013.10.09 10:41:00 -
[52] - Quote
Just move on, she's not worth the trouble. That's a BS "the road not traveled" cop-out I've ever heard one. |
Ninjanomyx
TeamPlayers EoN.
338
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Posted - 2013.10.09 10:55:00 -
[53] - Quote
pyramidhead 420 wrote:Ninjanomyx wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies Use your tears as lubricant & fap to a picture of the Minmatar Heavy, then go play Splatterhouse on the Sega Genesis without cleaning up, & then tell us how you feel you play the ps3 version of splatterhouse? i thought it SUCKED
I did not......gladly but sadly |
Blaze Ashra
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2013.10.09 11:16:00 -
[54] - Quote
Lucrezia LeGrand wrote:Tell her she has a douch-ey boyfriend and she can do much much better.
Don't ever do that. |
iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
1038
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Posted - 2013.10.09 11:18:00 -
[55] - Quote
If she has a best friend. Get with her.
Teach her for messing with your head like that. |
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Storm Wind Strikeforce Caldari State
424
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Posted - 2013.10.09 13:35:00 -
[56] - Quote
Lea Silencio wrote:XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXO wrote:Lea Silencio wrote:XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXO wrote:simple
keep hanging out with her
do all kinds of stuff with her (movies,starbucks,lunch) drinking after work use the time to get to know her tell her you are best friends be kind in a flirty way
sooner or later she will fall right in your lap
No. Just soooo much no. If you want to NEVER get in her pants, do ^ this. really? hmmm thats how I got my 24yr old wife and mother of my 2 children #1. I'm pretty sure he isn't thinking that far ahead. He just wants to "get it in", so to speak. #2. In the long term with someone you REALLY care about (and not some lust filled escapade), then yes...this is permissable. fair enough if wants to just get it in 1: get her drunk (she already trusts you) thats why she told you what she told you 2: tell her to take advantage of you (really you taking advantage of her) mind ******* 3: get it on (condom) get it in (her) get it out (you) 4: tell her boyfriend then give him your recruiting link |
chase rowland
The Enclave Syndicate Dark Taboo
30
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Posted - 2013.10.09 13:41:00 -
[57] - Quote
True Adamance wrote:Cyrius Li-Moody wrote:This thread of giving me awkward flashbacks to my teens. This is giving me awkward flash backs to last weekend.... im getting flashbacks from last night...... |
Lucifalic
Baked n Loaded
119
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Posted - 2013.10.09 13:53:00 -
[58] - Quote
LT SHANKS wrote:Beat the girl and steal her boyfriend! That will teach her a lesson.
wut?...
U beat me to it. Sleep with boyfriend is bad advce. Unless your... |
can't play dust
Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.10.09 14:02:00 -
[59] - Quote
Watch Friends together , you might consider to invite the other guy too... Who knows what will happen...
Pick your season and plan in advance here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friends#Season_synopses |
Canari Elphus
Pro Hic Immortalis
597
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Posted - 2013.10.09 14:23:00 -
[60] - Quote
LOL, you my friend are On The Hook
Time to pack up and walk away. |
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The Attorney General
ZionTCD
1208
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Posted - 2013.10.09 14:48:00 -
[61] - Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-rSg2edUJk |
Everything Dies
Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation
142
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Posted - 2013.10.09 15:33:00 -
[62] - Quote
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies I've been married for twelve years now...
...to the woman that dumped my (then) best friend to go out with me. |
Sylwester Dziewiecki
Beyond Hypothetical Box
186
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Posted - 2013.10.09 16:08:00 -
[63] - Quote
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies I do not know if you can do something about this situation....
(thats only between you and me: Hire some really, really sexy chick that will sleeps with this jerk - wherever it happens make sure that your 'future girlfriend' best friend see them together, and just wait.. patiently). |
Eyemakerwet
R 0 N 1 N
74
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Posted - 2013.10.09 16:29:00 -
[64] - Quote
Aaroniero d'Lioncourt wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies You the kid for asking this... Nice way to say "FRIEND ZONE"
let her keep dating the other dude. Just hit it from time to time. That way he hqs to deal with her bs while u get to have all the fun
|
Spycrab Potato
Hold-Your-Fire
515
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Posted - 2013.10.09 17:04:00 -
[65] - Quote
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:Ninjanomyx wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies Use your tears as lubricant & fap to a picture of the Gallente Heavy, then go play Splatterhouse on the Sega Genesis without cleaning up, & then tell us how you feel FIXED
FIXED. YOU FORGOT AN "L" . |
Nguruthos IX
PEN 15 CLUB
2049
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Posted - 2013.10.09 17:19:00 -
[66] - Quote
ladwar wrote:buy AUR and spend it on small railguns turrets This is the best bad advice I've ever seen.
Could make it worse and say to get some AUR dropships to put em on |
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
101
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 17:21:00 -
[67] - Quote
bamboo x wrote:I can't report people in this forum? Gay.
General discussion ABOUT DUST514
this is about dust dammit |
ThePrinceOfNigeria
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
90
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Posted - 2013.10.09 17:30:00 -
[68] - Quote
Thread is living up to its name. Seen some terrible advice on here including playing mind games which is just stupid. Any woman that is dumb enough to fall for these games or plays mind games ain't worth the time and effort. The key word here is QUALITY. If all you are interested is getting laid just go get a hooker. Less time dealing with bullshit and you get right to the point. |
General John Ripper
TeamPlayers EoN.
3000
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 17:33:00 -
[69] - Quote
Long Evity wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies You're playing Dust with an anime name. I doubt you guys would of lasted long anyways lol insulting another anime lover :o I thought you two would be brothers |
Disturbingly Bored
The Strontium Asylum
761
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 17:41:00 -
[70] - Quote
Ninjanomyx wrote:Use your tears as lubricant & fap to a picture of the Minmatar Heavy, then go play Splatterhouse on the Sega Genesis without cleaning up, & then tell us how you feel
Just posting to confirm that this is how most dedicated heavies play DUST. It's a pre-game ritual.
Tear fap 4TW! |
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Smooth Assassin
Stardust incorporation
222
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Posted - 2013.10.09 17:42:00 -
[71] - Quote
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies Depends what you did when you last saw her... |
Flix Keptick
Red Star. EoN.
134
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 17:43:00 -
[72] - Quote
bamboo x wrote:I can't report people in this forum? Gay.
General discussion ABOUT DUST514 All the subjects have been covered already. Therefore, we are getting creative (or just ******* bored) |
Roldrage
The Plasma Cannon Doctrine
183
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 17:59:00 -
[73] - Quote
Ask her if she's ever heard of the phrase "friends with benefits" |
I AM TacoBueno
Krusual Covert Operators Minmatar Republic
10
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Posted - 2013.10.09 18:33:00 -
[74] - Quote
Did....did you try putting your **** in her mouth? |
Blood Immortal
Ametat Security Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2013.10.09 18:53:00 -
[75] - Quote
Get a girl friend that no one pays attention to, get benefits from her, no strings. She is happy, you have no pressure to find a girlfriend and you think more clearly. Then when someone comes along you really like you can transition over to her and leave the other one on good terms.
Trust me she will thank you for all the attention, sex and self esteam you gave her and she will have the confidence to go and get a real boyfriend and you both will be happy.
Problems, she finds someone she wants before you do or you end up liking each other, which then is not a problem.
Don't be to picky all women, girls need love and kindness. |
Long Evity
Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic
404
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 18:59:00 -
[76] - Quote
True Adamance wrote:Long Evity wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies You're playing Dust with an anime name. I doubt you guys would of lasted long anyways lol What an absolutely golden prick you are sir. Screw you and your opinion. Anyone Is entitled to love or find love without ridicule. Anyone is entitled to love without ridicule? Lmao.
I love cannibalism and selling weapons to terrorists because they praise my name.
Don't judge me - we're all entitled to love without ridicule.
And FYI - I love anime more then you. SPICE AND WOLF <3 |
General John Ripper
TeamPlayers EoN.
3006
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Posted - 2013.10.09 19:03:00 -
[77] - Quote
I love tacos |
Master Jaraiya
Ultramarine Corp
1078
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Posted - 2013.10.09 19:05:00 -
[78] - Quote
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO XOXOXOXOXOXO wrote:simple
keep hanging out with her
do all kinds of stuff with her (movies,starbucks,lunch) drinking after work use the time to get to know her tell her you are best friends be kind in a flirty way
sooner or later she will fall right in your lap
Real talk! |
Aisha Ctarl
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
1468
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 19:13:00 -
[79] - Quote
Long Evity wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies You're playing Dust with an anime name. I doubt you guys would of lasted long anyways lol
My name is from an Anime, so far only two people in game have recognized the name and inquired about it.
Nothing is wrong with being a fan of something, so your comment just made you come off as a simpleminded douche.
|
Master Jaraiya
Ultramarine Corp
1078
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Posted - 2013.10.09 19:16:00 -
[80] - Quote
Dr. Dre, Devin the Dood, and Snoop Dogg said it best. I'll let them give your young ass the advice.
Your welcome. |
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Knight Soiaire
Rent-A-Taxi
2508
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Posted - 2013.10.09 19:18:00 -
[81] - Quote
Has DUST become a dating site now? |
General John Ripper
TeamPlayers EoN.
3010
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 19:19:00 -
[82] - Quote
Knight Soiaire wrote:Has DUST become a dating site now? well dust does have bad match making.... so yes. |
Master Jaraiya
Ultramarine Corp
1078
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 19:25:00 -
[83] - Quote
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend On a serious note,
Did she just come out and say it, or were you pushing the issue?
If she just out and said that for no reason, she isn't happy with dude, and probably wants to date you. This doesn't mean break them up, just don't be overly friendly with her. Keep your contact with her flirty or you risk ending up in the friend zone.
If you in any way let her know you wanted to date her, or inquired about dating or anything like that, chances are she is just letting you down easy. If you have romantic feelings for her, don't continue to torture yourself by "being her friend" because she will never want to date you. Just move on with your life if this is the case. |
Long Evity
Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic
406
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 19:34:00 -
[84] - Quote
Aisha Ctarl wrote:Long Evity wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies You're playing Dust with an anime name. I doubt you guys would of lasted long anyways lol My name is from an Anime, so far only two people in game have recognized the name and inquired about it. Nothing is wrong with being a fan of something, so your comment just made you come off as a simpleminded douche. Outlaw star?
And as an anime lover myself - I think it's idioicy if you don't accept the fact otaku culture is looked down upon. Throw playing dust on it.
I like to call myself an otaku - but only online where people don't matter. Lol In reality I just enjoy certain anime.
But I'm enjoying the butt hurt I made from people who think there choices don't effect peoples opinion of them. |
Chunky Munkey
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
1722
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 19:47:00 -
[85] - Quote
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies
She's full of sh*t. She likes the attention you give her and wants you to think you have a chance. |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
1588
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 20:40:00 -
[86] - Quote
What a waste of web space.
If she breaks up maybe she'll find a different excuse next time. Until then HTFU and go chase after someone else. |
Long Evity
Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic
408
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 20:42:00 -
[87] - Quote
Crash Monster wrote:What a waste of web space.
If she breaks up maybe she'll find a different excuse next time. Until then HTFU and go chase after someone else. I'm trying to derail a thread here into insults and over-generalizations. Do you mind? |
Ghost Kaisar
Pradox One
463
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 20:44:00 -
[88] - Quote
Long Evity wrote:Crash Monster wrote:What a waste of web space.
If she breaks up maybe she'll find a different excuse next time. Until then HTFU and go chase after someone else. I'm trying to derail a thread here into insults and over-generalizations. Do you mind?
You jackwagon. Everyone on this forum is a troll. |
Long Evity
Krullefor Organization Minmatar Republic
408
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 20:48:00 -
[89] - Quote
Ghost Kaisar wrote:Long Evity wrote:Crash Monster wrote:What a waste of web space.
If she breaks up maybe she'll find a different excuse next time. Until then HTFU and go chase after someone else. I'm trying to derail a thread here into insults and over-generalizations. Do you mind? You jackwagon. Everyone on this forum is a troll. ikr? If only more people would ask for love advice around here. Might get activity back up. |
Crash Monster
Snipers Anonymous
1588
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 20:59:00 -
[90] - Quote
Ghost Kaisar wrote:You jackwagon. Everyone on this forum is a troll.
Hey, I resemble that remark. |
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calvin b
Molon Labe. RISE of LEGION
682
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Posted - 2013.10.09 21:12:00 -
[91] - Quote
From someone with a lot of worldly experience I have been told this by many woman from different cultures. Try this, woman like to be treated like they are not worth anything, woman love A**h**** and those who blow them off. Woman are wired for the chase, that's why nice guys finish last. Nice guys are to eager to please and are very easy to find. Woman love the bad boy, the one who doesn't play by the rules. Prove me wrong, think about all the F***** up S*** guys do to woman and they keep coming back, its a security thing. They want some one who can be that guy, strong, self assured and not willing to take S*** from anyone.
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
2172
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:12:00 -
[92] - Quote
calvin b wrote:
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason.
This post is more correct than wrong and that's depressing. |
General John Ripper
TeamPlayers EoN.
3059
|
Posted - 2013.10.09 23:59:00 -
[93] - Quote
Sgt Kirk wrote:calvin b wrote:
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason.
This post is more correct than wrong and that's depressing. I approve of these posts. |
knight of 6
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
355
|
Posted - 2013.10.10 00:26:00 -
[94] - Quote
go canoeing with your toaster |
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
103
|
Posted - 2013.10.10 05:10:00 -
[95] - Quote
Long Evity wrote:Ghost Kaisar wrote:Long Evity wrote:Crash Monster wrote:What a waste of web space.
If she breaks up maybe she'll find a different excuse next time. Until then HTFU and go chase after someone else. I'm trying to derail a thread here into insults and over-generalizations. Do you mind? You jackwagon. Everyone on this forum is a troll. ikr? If only more people would ask for love advice around here. Might get activity back up.
yeah thought it would be a good lol and dam was i right |
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
103
|
Posted - 2013.10.10 05:13:00 -
[96] - Quote
calvin b wrote:From someone with a lot of worldly experience I have been told this by many woman from different cultures. Try this, woman like to be treated like they are not worth anything, woman love A**h**** and those who blow them off. Woman are wired for the chase, that's why nice guys finish last. Nice guys are to eager to please and are very easy to find. Woman love the bad boy, the one who doesn't play by the rules. Prove me wrong, think about all the F***** up S*** guys do to woman and they keep coming back, its a security thing. They want some one who can be that guy, strong, self assured and not willing to take S*** from anyone.
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason.
actually pretty good advice lol put this to memory kiddies |
Robert JD Niewiadomski
NULLIMPEX INC
609
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Posted - 2013.10.10 14:09:00 -
[97] - Quote
Very bad advice: eat moar fat...
It will make your undergarments permanently yellowish real fast... Yuck! |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
802
|
Posted - 2013.10.10 15:39:00 -
[98] - Quote
JL3Eleven wrote:I believe in Boobs AND Dust. But that could just be me. fixed that for you |
Rion0
Dark Side Alliance
2
|
Posted - 2013.10.10 23:50:00 -
[99] - Quote
Lea Silencio wrote:I'll give some golden advice, so listen up: If you have a good looking friend that is a girl or know one willing to do it, have her pretend to be with you and flaunt her. Always be within eye shot/ear shot if possible and make sure she hears/see the both of you having fun.
Wait for her to call. When she does, ignore it for a day or two. Answer day three and wait for her to ask you who she was. Play it off, switch subjects and telling her you have to run out, tell her you'll call her later and hang up.
Wait a day. Call her again. Reveal more. She'll get closer and listen, mainly out of jealously (IF she really likes you). Tell her you aren't sure that girl is right for you BUT you ARE having fun with her. Tell her you feel conflicted. Wrap up the conversation.
Don't see or talk to her for a few days, preferrably a week.
She'll want to talk about your relationship more. Give a little. Reveal your feelings. Put deodorant on, a Gatorade on the end table and get ready for action.
TD;LR: Always remember this (best quote evah!)..."One woman wants what another woman already has".
Mind games, bro. Mind games. Do exactly this, then when she's just about had enough, pull your junk out and calmly rest it on the coffee table/stack of midgets. 80% of the time, works every time. |
Shadow Drake082
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
0
|
Posted - 2013.10.11 20:03:00 -
[100] - Quote
calvin b wrote:From someone with a lot of worldly experience I have been told this by many woman from different cultures. Try this, woman like to be treated like they are not worth anything, woman love A**h**** and those who blow them off. Woman are wired for the chase, that's why nice guys finish last. Nice guys are to eager to please and are very easy to find. Woman love the bad boy, the one who doesn't play by the rules. Prove me wrong, think about all the F***** up S*** guys do to woman and they keep coming back, its a security thing. They want some one who can be that guy, strong, self assured and not willing to take S*** from anyone.
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason.
I have never understood why the above is true. I have seen it all the time in high school all those years ago... |
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Rion0
Dark Side Alliance
6
|
Posted - 2013.10.12 15:33:00 -
[101] - Quote
Also, when she gives you that bs about "friends" line, just tell her having female friends are like extra d*ckholes, pointless and disgusting. |
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
119
|
Posted - 2013.10.13 00:09:00 -
[102] - Quote
Rion0 wrote:Also, when she gives you that bs about "friends" line, just tell her having female friends are like extra d*ckholes, pointless and disgusting.
thats beautiful :') |
Lynn Beck
Granite Mercenary Division
140
|
Posted - 2013.10.14 07:38:00 -
[103] - Quote
Chad Michael Murray wrote:Which answer do you want?~
Serious: "Stealing" her will result in another gentleman stealing her from you afterwards.
Non-serious: Skill into commando dropsuits. Damit! Beat me to the punch |
BatKing Deltor
Granite Mercenary Division
775
|
Posted - 2013.10.14 15:39:00 -
[104] - Quote
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Rion Hale
Dark Side Alliance
26
|
Posted - 2013.10.15 10:43:00 -
[105] - Quote
In order to accomplish this next one, you need multiple phone lines. I use burners, 'cause this **** happens a lot... |
mordiby
G.R.A.V.E
17
|
Posted - 2013.10.15 18:08:00 -
[106] - Quote
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies
good advice number one, because who gives bad advice?
Do not date people, end. |
Helel Griever
Dark Wolves Tactical Legion
2
|
Posted - 2013.11.15 04:02:00 -
[107] - Quote
Aisha Ctarl wrote:Long Evity wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies You're playing Dust with an anime name. I doubt you guys would of lasted long anyways lol My name is from an Anime, so far only two people in game have recognized the name and inquired about it. Nothing is wrong with being a fan of something, so your comment just made you come off as a simpleminded douche.
Outlaw star is one of my favorite anime series of all time and Aisha clanclan is awesome! (Damn now I wanna go watch again).
"And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks back at you."
Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil
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Helel Griever
Dark Wolves Tactical Legion
2
|
Posted - 2013.11.15 04:13:00 -
[108] - Quote
Shadow Drake082 wrote:calvin b wrote:From someone with a lot of worldly experience I have been told this by many woman from different cultures. Try this, woman like to be treated like they are not worth anything, woman love A**h**** and those who blow them off. Woman are wired for the chase, that's why nice guys finish last. Nice guys are to eager to please and are very easy to find. Woman love the bad boy, the one who doesn't play by the rules. Prove me wrong, think about all the F***** up S*** guys do to woman and they keep coming back, its a security thing. They want some one who can be that guy, strong, self assured and not willing to take S*** from anyone.
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason. I have never understood why the above is true. I have seen it all the time in high school all those years ago...
It probably has to do with the fact that females (of all species) prefer strong, capable breeding partners (rag on me if you want, you know it's true) to mate with and rear healthy offspring. Regrettably, in most cases regarding humans, these strong males tend to be a**holes/****s/all-around-jack-offs. Which is why us good guys tend to be "friend zoned" to damned much .
"And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks back at you."
Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil
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bunnywink
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
342
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Posted - 2013.11.15 04:19:00 -
[109] - Quote
That's just a nice way for her to say she isn't interested in you.
Also, "friend zone" is a load of horse ****. Please don't be a Nice GuyGäó and just move on. |
bunnywink
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
342
|
Posted - 2013.11.15 04:20:00 -
[110] - Quote
Helel Griever wrote:Shadow Drake082 wrote:calvin b wrote:From someone with a lot of worldly experience I have been told this by many woman from different cultures. Try this, woman like to be treated like they are not worth anything, woman love A**h**** and those who blow them off. Woman are wired for the chase, that's why nice guys finish last. Nice guys are to eager to please and are very easy to find. Woman love the bad boy, the one who doesn't play by the rules. Prove me wrong, think about all the F***** up S*** guys do to woman and they keep coming back, its a security thing. They want some one who can be that guy, strong, self assured and not willing to take S*** from anyone.
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason. I have never understood why the above is true. I have seen it all the time in high school all those years ago... It probably has to do with the fact that females (of all species) prefer strong, capable breeding partners (rag on me if you want, you know it's true) to mate with and rear healthy offspring. Regrettably, in most cases regarding humans, these strong males tend to be a**holes/****s/all-around-jack-offs. Which is why us good guys tend to be "friend zoned" to damned much .
LOL.
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Helel Griever
Dark Wolves Tactical Legion
2
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Posted - 2013.11.15 04:42:00 -
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bunnywink wrote:Helel Griever wrote:Shadow Drake082 wrote:calvin b wrote:From someone with a lot of worldly experience I have been told this by many woman from different cultures. Try this, woman like to be treated like they are not worth anything, woman love A**h**** and those who blow them off. Woman are wired for the chase, that's why nice guys finish last. Nice guys are to eager to please and are very easy to find. Woman love the bad boy, the one who doesn't play by the rules. Prove me wrong, think about all the F***** up S*** guys do to woman and they keep coming back, its a security thing. They want some one who can be that guy, strong, self assured and not willing to take S*** from anyone.
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason. I have never understood why the above is true. I have seen it all the time in high school all those years ago... It probably has to do with the fact that females (of all species) prefer strong, capable breeding partners (rag on me if you want, you know it's true) to mate with and rear healthy offspring. Regrettably, in most cases regarding humans, these strong males tend to be a**holes/****s/all-around-jack-offs. Which is why us good guys tend to be "friend zoned" to damned much . LOL.I'm sorry (not really), but you guys are idiots. Any particular reason why we're idiots?
"And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks back at you."
Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil
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bunnywink
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
344
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:10:00 -
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Helel Griever wrote:Any particular reason why we're idiots?
Calvin B is the biggest idiot here. I'm sorry for lumping you in with him, Helel. Your perspective in particular may just be due to inexperience. and that's understandable. Let me break this down for all the "good guys" here though. Hopefully it will prompt some much needed self-reflection.
Let's start with the sense of entitlement that self-professed Nice GuysGäó suffer from. When your actions are primarily motivated by attempts to passively manipulate a woman into a relationship or sex, are you really a decent person? You are basically treating the friendship with your object of desire as unvaluable unless there is a pay-off in the form of a romantic or sexual relationship. You can't trade your niceness coins for anything. Nobody is owed friendship, love, or sex.
http://xkcd.com/513/
Stop romantically or sexually fixating on a single person before they express mutual interest in you. If you like somebody: make it known. If there is no mutual interest: move on. It's unhealthy, disrespectful (obviously they don't know that you would be the best partner for them, amirite?), and downright creepy to stick around thinking you can change somebody's mind. It's deceitful to make someone believe your friendship is genuine when it clearly is not.
Calvin B's biggest mistake above is believing that he's cracked some universal code for what women want. He seems to think that all women want an aggressive alpha male because of paleolithic conceptualizations on mating. Unfortunately (or fortunately), human interactions are much more complex than that and you can't simply justify modern behavior by inferring to evolutionary mating strategies. Everybody is different. Some things will work for some people and not for others.
As a side note, recent studies have shown that humor and intelligence appear to be more attractive to women than aggression and testosterone-related ideas of "masculinity". (1) (2) |
VAHZZ
The dyst0pian Corporation
216
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:24:00 -
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Friends make better couples, some people just don't realize that. Get to know her and her likes...also be frickin hilarious. AND BUY THAT GIRL A CHIMICHANGA..if she don't fall for you after that...move on, chimichangas are golden brah
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
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Helel Griever
Dark Wolves Tactical Legion
2
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Posted - 2013.11.15 23:52:00 -
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bunnywink wrote:Helel Griever wrote:Any particular reason why we're idiots? Calvin B is the biggest idiot here. I'm sorry for lumping you in with him, Helel. Your perspective in particular may just be due to inexperience. and that's understandable. Let me break this down for all the "good guys" here though. Hopefully it will prompt some much needed self-reflection. Let's start with the sense of entitlement that self-professed Nice GuysGäó suffer from. When your actions are primarily motivated by attempts to passively manipulate a woman into a relationship or sex, are you really a decent person? You are basically treating the friendship with your object of desire as unvaluable unless there is a pay-off in the form of a romantic or sexual relationship. You can't trade your niceness coins for anything. Nobody is owed friendship, love, or sex. http://xkcd.com/513/Stop romantically or sexually fixating on a single person before they express mutual interest in you. If you like somebody: make it known. If there is no mutual interest: move on. It's unhealthy, disrespectful (obviously they don't know that you would be the best partner for them, amirite?), and downright creepy to stick around thinking you can change somebody's mind. It's deceitful to make someone believe your friendship is genuine when it clearly is not. Calvin B's biggest mistake above is believing that he's cracked some universal code for what women want. He seems to think that all women want an aggressive alpha male because of paleolithic conceptualizations on mating. Unfortunately (or fortunately), human interactions are much more complex than that and you can't simply justify modern behavior by inferring to evolutionary mating strategies. Everybody is different. Some things will work for some people and not for others. As a side note, recent studies have shown that humor and intelligence appear to be more attractive to women than aggression and testosterone-related ideas of "masculinity". ( 1) ( 2)
You're right, I am inexperienced (never been ANY good with girls, not very good at getting to know them, too shy), and what I said earlier was something that came from my anthropology professor way back in 2010.
"And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks back at you."
Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil
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Seymor Krelborn
DUST University Ivy League
1202
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Posted - 2013.11.16 06:35:00 -
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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies
she's trying to let you down easy...
think about it, if she wanted to be with you, she wouldn't be with this person.
this doesn't mean you cant win her affection, but it does mean that so far you have only managed to gain a friendship.
tread lightly or you will easily come off as a creep and scare her off completely.
insert witty or profound statement here _______.
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