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calvin b
Molon Labe. RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2013.10.09 21:12:00 -
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From someone with a lot of worldly experience I have been told this by many woman from different cultures. Try this, woman like to be treated like they are not worth anything, woman love A**h**** and those who blow them off. Woman are wired for the chase, that's why nice guys finish last. Nice guys are to eager to please and are very easy to find. Woman love the bad boy, the one who doesn't play by the rules. Prove me wrong, think about all the F***** up S*** guys do to woman and they keep coming back, its a security thing. They want some one who can be that guy, strong, self assured and not willing to take S*** from anyone.
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason. |
Sgt Kirk
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
2172
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Posted - 2013.10.09 22:12:00 -
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calvin b wrote:
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason.
This post is more correct than wrong and that's depressing. |
General John Ripper
TeamPlayers EoN.
3059
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Posted - 2013.10.09 23:59:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:calvin b wrote:
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason.
This post is more correct than wrong and that's depressing. I approve of these posts. |
knight of 6
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
355
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Posted - 2013.10.10 00:26:00 -
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go canoeing with your toaster |
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
103
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Posted - 2013.10.10 05:10:00 -
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Long Evity wrote:Ghost Kaisar wrote:Long Evity wrote:Crash Monster wrote:What a waste of web space.
If she breaks up maybe she'll find a different excuse next time. Until then HTFU and go chase after someone else. I'm trying to derail a thread here into insults and over-generalizations. Do you mind? You jackwagon. Everyone on this forum is a troll. ikr? If only more people would ask for love advice around here. Might get activity back up.
yeah thought it would be a good lol and dam was i right |
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
103
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Posted - 2013.10.10 05:13:00 -
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calvin b wrote:From someone with a lot of worldly experience I have been told this by many woman from different cultures. Try this, woman like to be treated like they are not worth anything, woman love A**h**** and those who blow them off. Woman are wired for the chase, that's why nice guys finish last. Nice guys are to eager to please and are very easy to find. Woman love the bad boy, the one who doesn't play by the rules. Prove me wrong, think about all the F***** up S*** guys do to woman and they keep coming back, its a security thing. They want some one who can be that guy, strong, self assured and not willing to take S*** from anyone.
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason.
actually pretty good advice lol put this to memory kiddies |
Robert JD Niewiadomski
NULLIMPEX INC
609
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Posted - 2013.10.10 14:09:00 -
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Very bad advice: eat moar fat...
It will make your undergarments permanently yellowish real fast... Yuck! |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
802
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Posted - 2013.10.10 15:39:00 -
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JL3Eleven wrote:I believe in Boobs AND Dust. But that could just be me. fixed that for you |
Rion0
Dark Side Alliance
2
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Posted - 2013.10.10 23:50:00 -
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Lea Silencio wrote:I'll give some golden advice, so listen up: If you have a good looking friend that is a girl or know one willing to do it, have her pretend to be with you and flaunt her. Always be within eye shot/ear shot if possible and make sure she hears/see the both of you having fun.
Wait for her to call. When she does, ignore it for a day or two. Answer day three and wait for her to ask you who she was. Play it off, switch subjects and telling her you have to run out, tell her you'll call her later and hang up.
Wait a day. Call her again. Reveal more. She'll get closer and listen, mainly out of jealously (IF she really likes you). Tell her you aren't sure that girl is right for you BUT you ARE having fun with her. Tell her you feel conflicted. Wrap up the conversation.
Don't see or talk to her for a few days, preferrably a week.
She'll want to talk about your relationship more. Give a little. Reveal your feelings. Put deodorant on, a Gatorade on the end table and get ready for action.
TD;LR: Always remember this (best quote evah!)..."One woman wants what another woman already has".
Mind games, bro. Mind games. Do exactly this, then when she's just about had enough, pull your junk out and calmly rest it on the coffee table/stack of midgets. 80% of the time, works every time. |
Shadow Drake082
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2013.10.11 20:03:00 -
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calvin b wrote:From someone with a lot of worldly experience I have been told this by many woman from different cultures. Try this, woman like to be treated like they are not worth anything, woman love A**h**** and those who blow them off. Woman are wired for the chase, that's why nice guys finish last. Nice guys are to eager to please and are very easy to find. Woman love the bad boy, the one who doesn't play by the rules. Prove me wrong, think about all the F***** up S*** guys do to woman and they keep coming back, its a security thing. They want some one who can be that guy, strong, self assured and not willing to take S*** from anyone.
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason.
I have never understood why the above is true. I have seen it all the time in high school all those years ago... |
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Rion0
Dark Side Alliance
6
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Posted - 2013.10.12 15:33:00 -
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Also, when she gives you that bs about "friends" line, just tell her having female friends are like extra d*ckholes, pointless and disgusting. |
BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI
SVER True Blood Public Disorder.
119
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Posted - 2013.10.13 00:09:00 -
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Rion0 wrote:Also, when she gives you that bs about "friends" line, just tell her having female friends are like extra d*ckholes, pointless and disgusting.
thats beautiful :') |
Lynn Beck
Granite Mercenary Division
140
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Posted - 2013.10.14 07:38:00 -
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Chad Michael Murray wrote:Which answer do you want?~
Serious: "Stealing" her will result in another gentleman stealing her from you afterwards.
Non-serious: Skill into commando dropsuits. Damit! Beat me to the punch |
BatKing Deltor
Granite Mercenary Division
775
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Posted - 2013.10.14 15:39:00 -
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Rion Hale
Dark Side Alliance
26
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Posted - 2013.10.15 10:43:00 -
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In order to accomplish this next one, you need multiple phone lines. I use burners, 'cause this **** happens a lot... |
mordiby
G.R.A.V.E
17
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Posted - 2013.10.15 18:08:00 -
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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies
good advice number one, because who gives bad advice?
Do not date people, end. |
Helel Griever
Dark Wolves Tactical Legion
2
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Posted - 2013.11.15 04:02:00 -
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Aisha Ctarl wrote:Long Evity wrote:BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies You're playing Dust with an anime name. I doubt you guys would of lasted long anyways lol My name is from an Anime, so far only two people in game have recognized the name and inquired about it. Nothing is wrong with being a fan of something, so your comment just made you come off as a simpleminded douche.
Outlaw star is one of my favorite anime series of all time and Aisha clanclan is awesome! (Damn now I wanna go watch again).
"And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks back at you."
Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil
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Helel Griever
Dark Wolves Tactical Legion
2
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Posted - 2013.11.15 04:13:00 -
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Shadow Drake082 wrote:calvin b wrote:From someone with a lot of worldly experience I have been told this by many woman from different cultures. Try this, woman like to be treated like they are not worth anything, woman love A**h**** and those who blow them off. Woman are wired for the chase, that's why nice guys finish last. Nice guys are to eager to please and are very easy to find. Woman love the bad boy, the one who doesn't play by the rules. Prove me wrong, think about all the F***** up S*** guys do to woman and they keep coming back, its a security thing. They want some one who can be that guy, strong, self assured and not willing to take S*** from anyone.
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason. I have never understood why the above is true. I have seen it all the time in high school all those years ago...
It probably has to do with the fact that females (of all species) prefer strong, capable breeding partners (rag on me if you want, you know it's true) to mate with and rear healthy offspring. Regrettably, in most cases regarding humans, these strong males tend to be a**holes/****s/all-around-jack-offs. Which is why us good guys tend to be "friend zoned" to damned much .
"And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks back at you."
Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil
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bunnywink
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
342
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Posted - 2013.11.15 04:19:00 -
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That's just a nice way for her to say she isn't interested in you.
Also, "friend zone" is a load of horse ****. Please don't be a Nice GuyGäó and just move on. |
bunnywink
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
342
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Posted - 2013.11.15 04:20:00 -
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Helel Griever wrote:Shadow Drake082 wrote:calvin b wrote:From someone with a lot of worldly experience I have been told this by many woman from different cultures. Try this, woman like to be treated like they are not worth anything, woman love A**h**** and those who blow them off. Woman are wired for the chase, that's why nice guys finish last. Nice guys are to eager to please and are very easy to find. Woman love the bad boy, the one who doesn't play by the rules. Prove me wrong, think about all the F***** up S*** guys do to woman and they keep coming back, its a security thing. They want some one who can be that guy, strong, self assured and not willing to take S*** from anyone.
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason. I have never understood why the above is true. I have seen it all the time in high school all those years ago... It probably has to do with the fact that females (of all species) prefer strong, capable breeding partners (rag on me if you want, you know it's true) to mate with and rear healthy offspring. Regrettably, in most cases regarding humans, these strong males tend to be a**holes/****s/all-around-jack-offs. Which is why us good guys tend to be "friend zoned" to damned much .
LOL.
I'm sorry (not really), but you guys are idiots. |
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Helel Griever
Dark Wolves Tactical Legion
2
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Posted - 2013.11.15 04:42:00 -
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bunnywink wrote:Helel Griever wrote:Shadow Drake082 wrote:calvin b wrote:From someone with a lot of worldly experience I have been told this by many woman from different cultures. Try this, woman like to be treated like they are not worth anything, woman love A**h**** and those who blow them off. Woman are wired for the chase, that's why nice guys finish last. Nice guys are to eager to please and are very easy to find. Woman love the bad boy, the one who doesn't play by the rules. Prove me wrong, think about all the F***** up S*** guys do to woman and they keep coming back, its a security thing. They want some one who can be that guy, strong, self assured and not willing to take S*** from anyone.
My advise, if she has a friend no matter how ugly you bang the S*** out it. It will make the other girl jealous and do not call either one for a week. If they ask were you been, shrug em off and say I have been around and walk away. The icing on the cake, bang the mom and if she has a sister of age, bang the S*** out of her too. Make the girl you want, want you more by letting everyone else have you. Be the jerk, do not play by the rules and F*** anyone who gets in your way. Prove me wrong and play nice guy and you will be in the dreaded friend zone and then you will go all emo and cry because someone else is banging the S*** out of your dream girl. Remember nice guys finish last for a reason. I have never understood why the above is true. I have seen it all the time in high school all those years ago... It probably has to do with the fact that females (of all species) prefer strong, capable breeding partners (rag on me if you want, you know it's true) to mate with and rear healthy offspring. Regrettably, in most cases regarding humans, these strong males tend to be a**holes/****s/all-around-jack-offs. Which is why us good guys tend to be "friend zoned" to damned much . LOL.I'm sorry (not really), but you guys are idiots. Any particular reason why we're idiots?
"And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks back at you."
Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil
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bunnywink
Villore Sec Ops Gallente Federation
344
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:10:00 -
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Helel Griever wrote:Any particular reason why we're idiots?
Calvin B is the biggest idiot here. I'm sorry for lumping you in with him, Helel. Your perspective in particular may just be due to inexperience. and that's understandable. Let me break this down for all the "good guys" here though. Hopefully it will prompt some much needed self-reflection.
Let's start with the sense of entitlement that self-professed Nice GuysGäó suffer from. When your actions are primarily motivated by attempts to passively manipulate a woman into a relationship or sex, are you really a decent person? You are basically treating the friendship with your object of desire as unvaluable unless there is a pay-off in the form of a romantic or sexual relationship. You can't trade your niceness coins for anything. Nobody is owed friendship, love, or sex.
http://xkcd.com/513/
Stop romantically or sexually fixating on a single person before they express mutual interest in you. If you like somebody: make it known. If there is no mutual interest: move on. It's unhealthy, disrespectful (obviously they don't know that you would be the best partner for them, amirite?), and downright creepy to stick around thinking you can change somebody's mind. It's deceitful to make someone believe your friendship is genuine when it clearly is not.
Calvin B's biggest mistake above is believing that he's cracked some universal code for what women want. He seems to think that all women want an aggressive alpha male because of paleolithic conceptualizations on mating. Unfortunately (or fortunately), human interactions are much more complex than that and you can't simply justify modern behavior by inferring to evolutionary mating strategies. Everybody is different. Some things will work for some people and not for others.
As a side note, recent studies have shown that humor and intelligence appear to be more attractive to women than aggression and testosterone-related ideas of "masculinity". (1) (2) |
VAHZZ
The dyst0pian Corporation
216
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Posted - 2013.11.15 16:24:00 -
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Friends make better couples, some people just don't realize that. Get to know her and her likes...also be frickin hilarious. AND BUY THAT GIRL A CHIMICHANGA..if she don't fall for you after that...move on, chimichangas are golden brah
The merc with a mouth - beware of random bouts of insanity!
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Helel Griever
Dark Wolves Tactical Legion
2
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Posted - 2013.11.15 23:52:00 -
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bunnywink wrote:Helel Griever wrote:Any particular reason why we're idiots? Calvin B is the biggest idiot here. I'm sorry for lumping you in with him, Helel. Your perspective in particular may just be due to inexperience. and that's understandable. Let me break this down for all the "good guys" here though. Hopefully it will prompt some much needed self-reflection. Let's start with the sense of entitlement that self-professed Nice GuysGäó suffer from. When your actions are primarily motivated by attempts to passively manipulate a woman into a relationship or sex, are you really a decent person? You are basically treating the friendship with your object of desire as unvaluable unless there is a pay-off in the form of a romantic or sexual relationship. You can't trade your niceness coins for anything. Nobody is owed friendship, love, or sex. http://xkcd.com/513/Stop romantically or sexually fixating on a single person before they express mutual interest in you. If you like somebody: make it known. If there is no mutual interest: move on. It's unhealthy, disrespectful (obviously they don't know that you would be the best partner for them, amirite?), and downright creepy to stick around thinking you can change somebody's mind. It's deceitful to make someone believe your friendship is genuine when it clearly is not. Calvin B's biggest mistake above is believing that he's cracked some universal code for what women want. He seems to think that all women want an aggressive alpha male because of paleolithic conceptualizations on mating. Unfortunately (or fortunately), human interactions are much more complex than that and you can't simply justify modern behavior by inferring to evolutionary mating strategies. Everybody is different. Some things will work for some people and not for others. As a side note, recent studies have shown that humor and intelligence appear to be more attractive to women than aggression and testosterone-related ideas of "masculinity". ( 1) ( 2)
You're right, I am inexperienced (never been ANY good with girls, not very good at getting to know them, too shy), and what I said earlier was something that came from my anthropology professor way back in 2010.
"And when you look long into the abyss, the abyss also looks back at you."
Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil
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Seymor Krelborn
DUST University Ivy League
1202
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Posted - 2013.11.16 06:35:00 -
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BLACKSTAR AND TSUBAKI wrote:so i had this girl i like tell me today that if she woulda met me b4 her current boyfriend i would be her boyfriend so should i say **** him steal her away like a duche/boss or should i cry ********** and play more dust or ..... your choice have fun kiddies
she's trying to let you down easy...
think about it, if she wanted to be with you, she wouldn't be with this person.
this doesn't mean you cant win her affection, but it does mean that so far you have only managed to gain a friendship.
tread lightly or you will easily come off as a creep and scare her off completely.
insert witty or profound statement here _______.
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