Im still laughing my ass of 137 deaths in one game he must have been pissed off lo f@#king l hahahahhahahahahaha

Should have just committed suicide through the neocom

Probably didn't know how, it's a bugger to do

Yay another topic about me. Am I the most reported player yet?

you noob always take my llavs and run into redzone

i think it's kind of funny though and cute

Admit it, you just can not handle the Juche revolution.

They call me Glorious Leader for a reason, bro.

Should have just committed suicide through the neocom

We're not doing it boost our KDs, that's just a nice side effect. We're doing it to lower yours.

Really? Then this is for you!

your behavior has me smirking due to the irony of it

I was like "yup, typically goons." Then I saw it was goonfeet.

As a junior investigator in the Goonfeet Ethics Department (GED) I will personally launch a full investigation into these claims.

I will review your screenshots and ask the members of our corp involved in this incident to explain their rather shocking high scores. If the result of the investigation reveals anything less than a stunning display of gungame from Messrs Unstoppable and 420 I assure you swift warnings will be issued.

Here's something better.

Video PROOF!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71j1IwSlCME&feature=youtu.be

Do something about it, because they are giving a bad name to your CORPORATION!

Be real guys.

o/

E Unibus Pluram

...then what...

I bet you scam people for isk and eat babies too.

...then what...

No but really...why do this?

Deep down inside you have to answer why it gives you pleasure to not only kill a person, see their deaths rise, then revive and kill them again....

You are not getting pleasure from 'the contest'; the procedural correction of weaknesses toward a more precise mastery of a tool.

Don't get me wrong, it isn't even a productive tool. The game is only a tool insofar as it exists to entertain. It is a banal tool in that respect... If you think that you have mastered this tool in its ability to entertain by your 'original' behavior, future forms of addiction have another thing to teach you about mastery.

The reality that you must face is that at best you and your ilk are a Troll. Not the workaday cynic, bored, forum wh*re kind of troll. But the truly warped psyche that charges people an arbitrary and hope-killing tax on enjoying life. You are like the online version of why milk needs an expiration date. You are Rot -- digitally incarnated.

If this warms you on the inside...if this strikes you as quaint and incites feelings of personal satisfaction, connection, and existential enthusiasm, you very well just might be the pathological anti-hero that the video-game critics want so very badly to exist. You very well just might be some kind of twisted sadist. However, it is a tragically supressed sadism. It is one for which you truly need help.

You are very likely neurochemically trapped by the need to exploit, to reduce, and to destroy. Be warned...the dopamine receptors that are feeding this high will deaden. What you get from this habit, lust, and addiction that you may think is creative, or authentic will taper and be found wanting.

...then what...

Do something about it, because they are giving a bad name to your CORPORATION!

Be real guys.

o/

If you see them melee farming like spineless kids, just look for them on the outsides of the map or out of the way, goonfeet guys have absolutely no gun game :-)

Im still laughing my ass of 137 deaths in one game he must have been pissed off lo f@#king l hahahahhahahahahaha

No but really...why do this?

Deep down inside you have to answer why it gives you pleasure to not only kill a person, see their deaths rise, then revive and kill them again....

You are not getting pleasure from 'the contest'; the procedural correction of weaknesses toward a more precise mastery of a tool.

Don't get me wrong, it isn't even a productive tool. The game is only a tool insofar as it exists to entertain. It is a banal tool in that respect... If you think that you have mastered this tool in its ability to entertain by your 'original' behavior, future forms of addiction have another thing to teach you about mastery.

The reality that you must face is that at best you and your ilk are a Troll. Not the workaday cynic, bored, forum wh*re kind of troll. But the truly warped psyche that charges people an arbitrary and hope-killing tax on enjoying life. You are like the online version of why milk needs an expiration date. You are Rot -- digitally incarnated.

If this warms you on the inside...if this strikes you as quaint and incites feelings of personal satisfaction, connection, and existential enthusiasm, you very well just might be the pathological anti-hero that the video-game critics want so very badly to exist. You very well just might be some kind of twisted sadist. However, it is a tragically supressed sadism. It is one for which you truly need help.

You are very likely neurochemically trapped by the need to exploit, to reduce, and to destroy. Be warned...the dopamine receptors that are feeding this high will deaden. What you get from this habit, lust, and addiction that you may think is creative, or authentic will taper and be found wanting.

...then what...

Well you know what would fix it? Be like BF3 and have the death you are revived from not count for the individual player. That only have death count when you are actually respawning.

As a junior investigator in the Goonfeet Ethics Department (GED) I will personally launch a full investigation into these claims.

I will review your screenshots and ask the members of our corp involved in this incident to explain their rather shocking high scores. If the result of the investigation reveals anything less than a stunning display of gungame from Messrs Unstoppable and 420 I assure you swift warnings will be issued.

4. You made fun of our name? You have 3s in the place of Es in yours, your really in no position to judge.

As the CEO, spiritual leader, and only good poster in the corporation "Goonfeet" I have begun in an inquiry on the individual in question. If the investigation warrants charges, a tribunal will be formed and sammus will answer for his crimes.

4. You made fun of our name? You have 3s in the place of Es in yours, your really in no position to judge.


Wait what??

Video proof mate.

http://youtu.be/71j1IwSlCME

Absolutely disgusting.

I know right? I can't believe people would try to sully my good name with these lies and false accusations. I guess people just don't like it when someone is significantly better than they are.

No I was talking about abusing game mechanics and griefing another player to pad your kill count for this dumb challenge. But, hey if you need to make up for the small e-peen by all means. Do you need a gold star too while you are at it?

Dexter I forwarded the results of the GED investigation to you as requested but we didn't find anything of use. We all know Sammus is dirty but we can't find find any hard evidence since we're all by the book good cops, if only we had a loose cannon who plays by his own rules on the force I'm sure we would have found something.

Are we going to have to go find Klapon?

His badge was taken for a reason, and I would never say that I want him back on the force, but to quote the move Demolition Man.

"Send a maniac to stop a maniac."

I also know how to solve this BS. Block there IP address, disband there corp for not punishing this, and then cancel the offending accounts. Problem solved. If this is to much then what is the use if the rest of us are playing by the rules. If they want to be a cancer on this game, well like cancer treatment we will cut them out. I will make sure I pass this on to other corp's so they are aware of this madness as well.

I also know how to solve this BS. Block there IP address, disband there corp for not punishing this, and then cancel the offending accounts. Problem solved. If this is to much then what is the use if the rest of us are playing by the rules. If they want to be a cancer on this game, well like cancer treatment we will cut them out. I will make sure I pass this on to other corp's so they are aware of this madness as well.

If they want to be a cancer on this game, well like cancer treatment we will cut them out.

You know, radical surgical response to cancer is rarely effective.

On top of being highly disfiguring there is the chance of metastisization because of the main carcinoma no longer producing angiostatins, secondary infections, and the danger of complications inherent with all surgery. Radically surgery, particularly in breast cancer is a barbaric remnant of a bygone medical dark ages.

We now know that the only effective treatments are holistic approaches of targeted surgery either through traditional means or non-invasive techniques like a gamma knife and chemo-therapy. And thought the chemo-therapy techniques pioneered by Dr. Farber have come a long way (you should read about his original trials on Childhood Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia and maybe you wouldn't be so flippant in comparing a video game to one of the great horrors of the modern age.) it's still a very dangerous, incredibly punishing, and in many ways spiritually crushing ordeal.

If you're through being flip about the very real disease that kills roughly 7.8 million people a year, I would urge you all to get yourselves screened and to make your general physician aware of any family history or risk factors you might have. The best treatment for cancer (despite what this nimrod espouses) is early detection and prevention. Also, quit smoking and wear your god damn sunscreen. Cancer Sucks.

Extra Credit: "The Emperor of All Maladies: A Biography of Cancer" by Siddhartha Mukherjee is a thoroughly engrossing read.

I also know how to solve this BS. Block there IP address, disband there corp for not punishing this, and then cancel the offending accounts. Problem solved. If this is to much then what is the use if the rest of us are playing by the rules. If they want to be a cancer on this game, well like cancer treatment we will cut them out. I will make sure I pass this on to other corp's so they are aware of this madness as well.

You're new to New Eden, I see. You should lurk more before making a fool of yourself.

Lurk more learn to proof read before you post, now who is the fool. The issue is players abusing the system is the problem.

It really was. Another fix forced upon you by Goonfeet. Between this, LAV TKing, and the orbital exploit, you could say we're slowly convincing CCP to fix the game.

Were you guys the one that showed the video of the orbital exploit? I could be wrong, but was there a goonfeet back then?

We were immobile infantry then. You'll notice that the video mentions I was part of the crew that found the exploit.

Ah gotcha.

[LIVE ISSUE] 120+ k/d stats on TQ https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=94474&find=unread
Status: We have done some testing on this issue and are working on a fix to the exploit.

Im still laughing my ass of 137 deaths in one game he must have been pissed off lo f@#king l hahahahhahahahahaha

Why am I not surprised that the Goons are exploiting?

Since I upset so many people, I'm going to try and make reparations. As an act of attrition towards anyone offended, I'm willing to double their ISK. This is my way of saying that I'm sorry.

Just send the ISK you want doubled to me and I'll take care of it post-haste.

I hope this makes things right with everyone. I didn't mean to upset your realistic space mans shooting simulation.

Keep up the kill/revive farming folks, as hopefully CCPs fix will be:

- Revived merc does not get a death
- Player who killed merc does not get a kill (or WP) if they are revived.


This is how it should have been from the start, as this would actually make getting revived worthwhile. Rather than the useless frustration it is now.

http://i.imgur.com/xblF4.gif


Dangnabit, I'm out of butter.

As a junior investigator in the Goonfeet Ethics Department (GED) I will personally launch a full investigation into these claims.

I will review your screenshots and ask the members of our corp involved in this incident to explain their rather shocking high scores. If the result of the investigation reveals anything less than a stunning display of gungame from Messrs Unstoppable and 420 I assure you swift warnings will be issued.

This scrub encouraging this is a director of a huge corp? Dude you fail, I suppose that's why people people keep leaving your corp.

Kid you must have been dropped or your trolling which seems to be it most of the time considering what his post meant was because of boosting such as this CCP will have to change reviving and getting WP/Kills for killing a revived clone.

Kid you must have been dropped or your trolling which seems to be it most of the time considering what his post meant was because of boosting such as this CCP will have to change reviving and getting WP/Kills for killing a revived clone.

Just ignore the haters. They fail to realize that no one cares about their stats (even seeing someone else's stats is a hassle, and the scoreboards are bugged all to ****). One day they will see that we're making this game better through our actions, as we already have with such things as getting the orbital glitch fixed, getting LAV TKing fixed, getting a Kick Player feature added to PC.... The list goes on, and soon we'll add "made the revive feature better" to the list.

I love how this gentlemen thinks that the glitches are getting fixed through some form of rebellious abuse of these glitches, and simultaneously thinks this community at large is as delusional. As if we do not have a system setup that allows direct communication with the Devs of not only the game but specific sections and teams within. Not to mention private server testing, the feedback loop with ccp inside of the cpm, the recent ama through cpm with direct access to ccp. Couple that with a massive forum dedicated to the anecdotal evidence from any player, that leads to monthly updates that fix most bugs, and yes that somehow leads us all to believe that the reason these bugs get fixed is due to the tireless effort of a few dedicated uhhh uhhhh ,goons is it ?, yes a few dedicated goons tirelessly toiling in the unbearable circumstances of air conditioned housing as patriots to this game and of new eden so as to one day we shall live in a bug free game. In the mean time doing so will give a less than mediocre player exceptional stats , war points , orbitals, as a merely unforeseen side effect of these noble rebels action. The fact is this the common method players farm so as to avoid playing very often, prop up faltering kds, maintain corp status, who knows why the goon scrub did it or why djinn failhard encourages it, or why this 420needs to uninstall is defending it I don't care either way its wrong, act like somebody and stop.

If you see bugs getting fixed on a regular basis, you might consider visiting an optometrist. The fact of the matter is that the bugs that get priority (and are corrected quickly) are the ones that are exploitable. If goons had kept quiet about how to farm orbitals (in a manner that could easily gain a squad 5 or 6 in a row) it would still be an exploit that could have enormous ramifications in PC battles. Grenade ganking, teamkilling with LAVs, patched out to save YOUR fittings from those who simply want to **** you off for a laugh. Abusing an exploit is often the only way to raise a big enough uproar for CCP to take it seriously.

We never claim the work was a burden, as we have do have fun with it; but at the end of the day Goon antics have done as much to shape and improve this game as the CPM has with their direct line to CCP. Have we gotten placeholder dropsuits for the other racial heavy and scout variants? Have the issues with people clipping through the walls and floors of the MCC been fixed? No. But what about all the fun ways we had to kill blues?

Wow looka fellow corp rises to defend, total surprise, the delusioned run in packs, vicious packs of goons? Ya..... Still he thinks the exploitable glitches only get fixed if people keep doing it, no because anyone bothered to report it, by the way this glitch only works if both teams are working together, this is not a glitch this is just prepubescent children trying to find a way to cheat in a game they suck at. Its like saying friendly fire is a glitch in pc if you had someone on the same team killing their team over and over, its not a glitch its stupidity.

I'm too good-natured to make fun of you for crying, but you really should at least make a point or an argument somewhere in all the bloo-bloo-bloo or at least wait until the tears stop so you can see which keys you're hitting.

Hm, I guess that wasn't so good natured after all.

Yes that is what I am doing, way to make point.....

.... Still he thinks the exploitable glitches only get fixed if people keep doing it, no because anyone bothered to report it...

..by the way this glitch only works if both teams are working together...

... this is not a glitch....

Its like saying friendly fire is a glitch in pc if you had someone on the same team killing their team over and over, its not a glitch its stupidity.

Just ignore the haters. They fail to realize that no one cares about their stats (even seeing someone else's stats is a hassle, and the scoreboards are bugged all to ****). One day they will see that we're making this game better through our actions, as we already have with such things as getting the orbital glitch fixed, getting LAV TKing fixed, getting a Kick Player feature added to PC.... The list goes on, and soon we'll add "made the revive feature better" to the list.

GOONFEET SUCK MAN MEAT... THATS WHY THEY BOOST.... MOST OF THEM WERE MOLESTED AS CHILDREN ... SO THIS IS THEIR WAY OF GETTING BACK AT THERE RAPISTS. I WILL LAUGH WHEN THE ENTIRE CORP IS DISMANTLD... TILL THEN .. ILL LEAVE EVER BATTLE THEY ARE IN... PERIOD..
HAVE FUN SUCKING MAN MEAT GOONFEET

You seem awfully upset, you should relax a little bit. Why not fix yourself a nice hot cup of tea? I find the stresses of the day just melt away when I sit in my favorite chair with a nice mug of chai tea.

I agree. A little bit of relaxing, easy-listening music. A nice, hot cup of chai or coffee. A nice book. All of these things just seem to melt the stresses away. There's also, I'm sure, some meditative instructions on YouTube somewhere. That might be a good place to start.

Yeah **** isn't funny. Also if they are boosting to get into Goonfeet then they can't be very good.

Yeah **** isn't funny.

Also if they are boosting to get into Goonfeet then they can't be very good.

Yeah **** isn't funny. Also if they are boosting to get into Goonfeet then they can't be very good.

Man, people have been caught in t heir FPS prisons for so long they assume all Space-Merc Guilds have a KDR requirement. It's sad, really. Only -you- can break free of your Prison! All you have to do is realize it is a Prison!

Yeah **** isn't funny. Also if they are boosting to get into Goonfeet then they can't be very good.

A mental prison
is the kill to death ratio
It does not matter

GOONFEET SUCK MAN MEAT... THATS WHY THEY BOOST.... MOST OF THEM WERE MOLESTED AS CHILDREN ... SO THIS IS THEIR WAY OF GETTING BACK AT THERE RAPISTS. I WILL LAUGH WHEN THE ENTIRE CORP IS DISMANTLD... TILL THEN .. ILL LEAVE EVER BATTLE THEY ARE IN... PERIOD..
HAVE FUN SUCKING MAN MEAT GOONFEET

Yeah **** isn't funny. Also if they are boosting to get into Goonfeet then they can't be very good.

Who is this guy called Gonnfeet?

Obviously, have you played them lately?

Like the licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop, the world may never know.

You sir, are also not making the cut to join out stout yoeman space-marine guild.

So what does Goonwaffe do?
We move in next door to our victims, into NPC stations from which we cannot be evicted. We leave broken fridges on the lawn, a car on bricks in the drive, and shoot at their pets from our porch. After a few weeks of this, other miscreants, seeing the chaos, move in as well, and before you know it the locals have broken up with their spouses, boarded up their houses and left us with a series of deliciously outraged but ultimately unenforceable cease-or-desist orders in the form of forum ****.

You pubbies are funny. You really still don't get it, do you?

A little something from our public Eveside forum frontpage, that a 5 second google expedition would have found...



Thanks for delivering on our goals for Dust too. <3

What's great is they pride themselves on being disruptive to basic ideas that come with gaming, like not boosting and then act stunned that people call them on it, the way I see it is if ccp won't enforce these rlues its a doa game, that's how it goes.

This has to be one of the biggest longest fattest wettest circlejerk theads on the whole Dust forums. Congrats to Gooonfeet if that's what you like.

Look on the bright side... All the person they're doing this to is loosing is their KDR. It's not like they're loosing a fit upon every death. It's still a crappy thing to do though.

I know it's hard for some to understand, but the idea of the whole Eve universe is that CCP isn't there to be an omnipresent mother-like entity to hold your hand and give you a cuddle and a sweetie when someone does something mean to you.

We metagame. So what? That's what makes the Eve franchise rich and different. Goons have been Metagaming in Eve since day 1, and it's turned out pretty well since. You just need to look at dotlan and see how much space is owned by goons and goon allies to see that.

Call what you want, your a boosting scrub that sucks at dust and your boosting because you fail, these are 12 yr olds, nothing more, we metagame, ha what a joke, man uninstall please, you all are bad. Anyone who supports and justifys this is also bad. Perhaps you should ask a dev to weigh in on their opinion about boosting.

Call what you want, your a boosting scrub that sucks at dust and your boosting because you fail, these are 12 yr olds, nothing more, we metagame, ha what a joke, man uninstall please, you all are bad. Anyone who supports and justifys this is also bad. Perhaps you should ask a dev to weigh in on their opinion about boosting.

Call what you want, your a boosting scrub that sucks at dust and your boosting because you fail, these are 12 yr olds, nothing more, we metagame, ha what a joke, man uninstall please, you all are bad. Anyone who supports and justifys this is also bad. Perhaps you should ask a dev to weigh in on their opinion about boosting.

You seem awfully upset, you should relax a little bit. Why not fix yourself a nice hot cup of tea? I find the stresses of the day just melt away when I sit in my favorite chair with a nice mug of chai tea.

IF GOONFAGS WERE ANY GOOD... IM MEAN EVEN MID WAY DECENT.. THEY WOULD HAVE A DISTRICT ... AT LEAST 1... BUT YALL ARE THE BIGGEST FA.GG.OTS THIS GAME HAS IN IT . SO U STICK TO YOUR BORING PUB MATCHES ... AND HAVE FUN WITH THE NOOBS... THATS ALL YOULL EVER DO ..
READ YOUR BIBLE SCRIPTURES AND HAVE YOUR LOCAL PRIEST PUT IT DEEP IN YOUR A.S.S. FA.GG.OTS ... CUZ YOUS DONT COUNT ... I MEAN EVEN WITH ALL THE BOOSTING YOUR KILLS ARE SO LOW... HOW THE F.U.C.K. DO YALL SUCK SO MUCH? I KNOW U GET LOTS OF PRACTICE AT SUCKING AT CHURCH .. BUT C'MON ...
IN ANY CASE ... REGARDLESS IF CCP DOES ANYTHING ABOUT U ... U WILL ONLY BE WHAT U ARE NOW .. NOTHING .. NOBODIES . A BUNCH OF CHEATERS WHO GET NO NOTICE ... LOL .. I LOVE IT .. ALL THAT WORK CHEATING AND STILL YOUR NOTHING .. PRETTY SAD ... NANITE INJECTORS GETTING A REVAMP .. MEANING U WONT BE ABLE TO USED THEM BACK TO BACK ON THE SAME MERC ... WHAT WILL U DO THEN ? SUCKERS ... LOL ..
U WILL HAVE BRING AN ENTIRE SQUAD ON EACH SIDE JUST FOR YOUR HOMO CHEAT TO WORK .. LOL
I KNOW U HATE YOUR LIVES .. BUT GOD HATES U .. SO U SHOULD ...
PUT A BIG COLORFUL RUBBER DILDO IN YOUR MOUTH AND DO THE SIGN OF THE CROSS ... CUZ YOUR TIME IS LIMITED...
HAVE FUN !
AND PLEASE GET A DISTRICT... PLEASE... I WILL MAKE SURE WE ATTACK 1ST... MY CORP THAT IS ..
AND PLEASE TRY THAT SH.IT THEN .. PLEASE TRY IT ... I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT HAPPEN IN A PC MATCH ...
BUT IM SURE U WILL STICK TO PUB MATCHES ... ITS ALL YOUR SKILL LEVEL CAN COVER ANYWAY .
DRINK THE A.I.D.S. POSITIVE SEMEN FROM A N INFECTED HOMELESS MANS YANG
~*

:words:

THEY WOULD HAVE A DISTRICT ... AT LEAST 1

Don't be so naieve the person they were doing it to was in on it, its just so they could run up stats......

You seem pretty angry. If videogames do this to you, I think it's time you found a new hobby.

Agreed. Also, I feel bad for your caps lock key. Please, think of your capslock keys!

Anyway, in other news: Xaerael, come back! The Fountain War is finished! We miss you! Sons of Goonarchy needs it's British Wunderkind.

I assure you that this is not the case, and I have the hate mail to prove it






I love how you think we're mad that needles are going to be revamped, when we've stated previously that part of the reason we're doing this is to push the issue of getting them fixed. The player base has clamored for a better revive system since day 1, we're going to make it happen. Goonfeet: Making the game better since closed beta.

Homophobic rant.
~*

I like the tilde-asterisk at the end.

ILL LEAVE EVER BATTLE THEY ARE IN... PERIOD..
HAVE FUN SUCKING MAN MEAT GOONFEET

AND PLEASE GET A DISTRICT... PLEASE... I WILL MAKE SURE WE ATTACK 1ST... MY CORP THAT IS ..

One or two guys were doing the killing while a friendly was reviving blues in front of reds.

http://imgur.com/98KSRJG
http://imgur.com/MPXQkaC

It's a form of awoxing I suppose. They cought me about 6 kills in a row and I killed myself and one of them with my mass driver. They obviously were probably pissing someone off for a while.

Goon Feet is trash anyways

Confirming we are terrible at Dust.

Awesome at offending people though.

Goonfeet-

We don't play the game...we play the METAGAME!

Vanguardians -

Who are we again?

I got another one...

Goonfeet-

"We care LESS about this game MORE than you!"

I kinda like that line; but honestly, we care deeply about this game, just not necessarily your game. Unless your game is really, really funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye3vl3IxzDg&feature=youtu.be These guys, for example, are my heroes.

Here's something better.

Video PROOF!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71j1IwSlCME&feature=youtu.be

Do something about it, because they are giving a bad name to your CORPORATION!

Be real guys.

2. In the comments you list an Idye Lotz and a JOHN VARONA as our cohorts when in fact they were potential targets.

That is awesome. It was a sad day for me when I could no longer suicide cook a grenade to bust an blueberry AFKer.

LOL No not my k/d ratio, YOU......can't possible make it any worse than it already is. LOL...Actually I think you might have rez raped me way back when they had the ship crash event.

Man these dudes just suck, they will always be harsh on those who challenge their behavior because its the only defence they have.

We don't need a defense as we haven't broken any actual rules, and if you actually read the thread I think you'll find that we have been quite pleasant compared to the people coming in to tell us how much we suck and implying we are all homosexuals.
Oh wait most of those post were removed by CCP while ours are still there, never mind carry on then.

Admit it, you just can not handle the Juche revolution.

They call me Glorious Leader for a reason, bro.

We find something else that pisses you off even more.

Leave it be Goonfeet is just a bunch a bad players trying to get better.