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Samahiel
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Posted - 2013.07.15 21:51:00 -
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Beren Hurin wrote:Moronic Farce wrote: E Unibus Pluram No but really...why do this? Deep down inside you have to answer why it gives you pleasure to not only kill a person, see their deaths rise, then revive and kill them again.... You are not getting pleasure from 'the contest'; the procedural correction of weaknesses toward a more precise mastery of a tool. Don't get me wrong, it isn't even a productive tool. The game is only a tool insofar as it exists to entertain. It is a banal tool in that respect... If you think that you have mastered this tool in its ability to entertain by your 'original' behavior, future forms of addiction have another thing to teach you about mastery. The reality that you must face is that at best you and your ilk are a Troll. Not the workaday cynic, bored, forum wh*re kind of troll. But the truly warped psyche that charges people an arbitrary and hope-killing tax on enjoying life. You are like the online version of why milk needs an expiration date. You are Rot -- digitally incarnated. If this warms you on the inside...if this strikes you as quaint and incites feelings of personal satisfaction, connection, and existential enthusiasm, you very well just might be the pathological anti-hero that the video-game critics want so very badly to exist. You very well just might be some kind of twisted sadist. However, it is a tragically supressed sadism. It is one for which you truly need help. You are very likely neurochemically trapped by the need to exploit, to reduce, and to destroy. Be warned...the dopamine receptors that are feeding this high will deaden. What you get from this habit, lust, and addiction that you may think is creative, or authentic will taper and be found wanting. ...then what...
Jesus, that's the most self indulgent, sophomoric load of rubbish I've read in a while. I would suggest before you play internet psychologist you have more than a vague recollection of your 101 level coursework. I would further suggest that you stop getting mad at video games, bro.
E: Oh yeah and, http://i.imgur.com/91AuDWj.png |
Samahiel
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Posted - 2013.07.15 22:06:00 -
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Agartha Gaiatribe wrote: Do something about it, because they are giving a bad name to your CORPORATION!
Be real guys.
o/
I logged on today to the following giddy greeting from out Directorate's Chief of Staff:
(4:33:50 PM) Unruly_Amoeba: Hey, Hey Sama (4:33:51 PM) Unruly_Amoeba: SAMA (4:33:57 PM) Unruly_Amoeba: We're called ROT in DUST 514. (4:35:27 PM) Unruly_Amoeba: We got our very own 'you are a cancer upon EvE' post
Believe me when I assure you that this investigation goes all the way to the TOP. |
Samahiel
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Posted - 2013.07.15 22:27:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:If you see them melee farming like spineless kids, just look for them on the outsides of the map or out of the way, goonfeet guys have absolutely no gun game :-)
I met a traveller from an antique board Who said: "A vast and toughtless brag of scorn Posted in the desert. Near them on the page, Half typos, a shattered retort lies, the writers frown And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command Yet survives, stamped on these lifeless words, By the hand that mocked and the heart that fed on tears. And on the forums these words appear: `My name is Sammus420, King of Kings: Look on my KDR, ye mighty, and despair!' Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that forgotten game, boundless and bare, The lone and level posts stretch far away". |
Samahiel
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Posted - 2013.07.16 20:02:00 -
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Moronic Farce wrote:Paradoxical Nature wrote: Are we going to have to go find Klapon?
His badge was taken for a reason, and I would never say that I want him back on the force, but to quote the move Demolition Man. "Send a maniac to stop a maniac."
I'd volunteer to help with the investigation and keep him in line, but I'm only three days from retirement and I work alone. His renegade mentality would never get along with my dogged by the book persistence. |
Samahiel
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Posted - 2013.07.18 02:40:00 -
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calvin b wrote: If they want to be a cancer on this game, well like cancer treatment we will cut them out. You know, radical surgical response to cancer is rarely effective.
On top of being highly disfiguring there is the chance of metastisization because of the main carcinoma no longer producing angiostatins, secondary infections, and the danger of complications inherent with all surgery. Radically surgery, particularly in breast cancer is a barbaric remnant of a bygone medical dark ages.
We now know that the only effective treatments are holistic approaches of targeted surgery either through traditional means or non-invasive techniques like a gamma knife and chemo-therapy. And thought the chemo-therapy techniques pioneered by Dr. Farber have come a long way (you should read about his original trials on Childhood Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia and maybe you wouldn't be so flippant in comparing a video game to one of the great horrors of the modern age.) it's still a very dangerous, incredibly punishing, and in many ways spiritually crushing ordeal.
If you're through being flip about the very real disease that kills roughly 7.8 million people a year, I would urge you all to get yourselves screened and to make your general physician aware of any family history or risk factors you might have. The best treatment for cancer (despite what this nimrod espouses) is early detection and prevention. Also, quit smoking and wear your god damn sunscreen. Cancer Sucks.
Extra Credit: "The Emperor of All Maladies: A Biography of Cancer" by Siddhartha Mukherjee is a thoroughly engrossing read. |
Samahiel
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Posted - 2013.07.19 14:37:00 -
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Aikuchi Tomaru wrote:Why am I not surprised that the Goons are exploiting?
Because we love two things more than anything else. Pubbies raging, and convincing CCP to fix things that are broken. Because the only thing we love more than their tears is a well made game worth playing. |
Samahiel
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Posted - 2013.08.11 05:25:00 -
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Beren Hurin wrote:Yeah **** isn't funny. Also if they are boosting to get into Goonfeet then they can't be very good.
We have no KDR requirement to join. Though our recruitment policies are rather strict for other criteria; you, for example, would never make the cut. |
Samahiel
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Posted - 2013.08.11 05:29:00 -
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Zohar Colichemarde wrote: A mental prison is the kill to death ratio It does not matter
Is it that time again?
A ratio of death, To accept it is to die A soulless pubbie.
Callow pubbies mewl They do not know our true gift was always freedom. |
Samahiel
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Posted - 2013.08.11 20:07:00 -
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INFINITE DIVERSITY IDIC wrote:Beren Hurin wrote:Yeah **** isn't funny. Also if they are boosting to get into Goonfeet then they can't be very good. Obviously, have you played them lately? You sir, are also not making the cut to join out stout yoeman space-marine guild. I'm sorry. Stop sending apps, they're getting embarrassing. The perfume and tear stains are just weird. |
Samahiel
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Posted - 2013.08.13 18:47:00 -
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sammus420 wrote:INFINITE DIVERSITY IDIC wrote: Don't be so naieve the person they were doing it to was in on it, its just so they could run up stats......
I assure you that this is not the case, and I have the hate mail to prove it DRASTYCK MEAXUREZ wrote:NANITE INJECTORS GETTING A REVAMP .. MEANING U WONT BE ABLE TO USED THEM BACK TO BACK ON THE SAME MERC ... WHAT WILL U DO THEN ? SUCKERS ... LOL ..
I love how you think we're mad that needles are going to be revamped, when we've stated previously that part of the reason we're doing this is to push the issue of getting them fixed. The player base has clamored for a better revive system since day 1, we're going to make it happen. Goonfeet: Making the game better since closed beta.
I mean we totally cried when we got Blue LAV kills, PC AWOXing, the Orbital Bombardment Exploits, and Grenade Ganking fixed. We totally just sat down in a hug pile of tears and had a good tantrum. We surely didn't just go and find the next thing to bring to CCPs attention and do something constructive with our lives no siree, bob! |
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Samahiel
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Posted - 2013.08.13 22:27:00 -
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DRASTYCK MEAXUREZ wrote:ILL LEAVE EVER BATTLE THEY ARE IN... PERIOD.. HAVE FUN SUCKING MAN MEAT GOONFEET
DRASTYCK MEAXUREZ wrote: AND PLEASE GET A DISTRICT... PLEASE... I WILL MAKE SURE WE ATTACK 1ST... MY CORP THAT IS ..
Aren't these two statements contradictory? Or do you mean you'll commit your corp and then leave them to fight us since you don't have the spleen to face us personally? ~* |
Samahiel
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Posted - 2013.08.14 22:58:00 -
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Beren Hurin wrote:Sigberct Amni wrote:Beren Hurin wrote:Goonfeet-
We don't play the game...we play the METAGAME! Vanguardians - Who are we again? I got another one... Goonfeet- "We care LESS about this game MORE than you!"
I kinda like that line; but honestly, we care deeply about this game, just not necessarily your game. Unless your game is really, really funny. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye3vl3IxzDg&feature=youtu.be These guys, for example, are my heroes. |
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