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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.07.16 20:03:00 -
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After a thorough investigation of the video evidence, three bags of popcorn, and listening to Sammus brag about torturing the poor pubbie unnecessarily I have issued the following report to Goon Command:
Dear Sir or Ma'am:
Ahem... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sammus has hereby been cleared of all wrongdoing by a jury of our jeers, and furthermore, the ample supply of tears he provides (fresh no less) are being put to good use.
Further, I must remit my findings on the silly pubbies. They have yet to figure out that we are not, in fact, locked in here with them. They are trapped in here with us.
-end report. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.07.18 04:09:00 -
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The more you disapprove, the more fun it is for me. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.08.11 06:27:00 -
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DRASTYCK MEAXUREZ wrote:GOONFEET SUCK MAN MEAT... THATS WHY THEY BOOST.... MOST OF THEM WERE MOLESTED AS CHILDREN ... SO THIS IS THEIR WAY OF GETTING BACK AT THERE RAPISTS. I WILL LAUGH WHEN THE ENTIRE CORP IS DISMANTLD... TILL THEN .. ILL LEAVE EVER BATTLE THEY ARE IN... PERIOD.. HAVE FUN SUCKING MAN MEAT GOONFEET
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.08.11 08:03:00 -
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The purpose of this exercise is not to increase our KDR or stat pad.
The purpose of this exercise is to rapidly and significantly lower YOUR KDR, as our dedicated victim, to free you of these artificial shackles you place upon yourselves, like "rules" and "Honor."
You should be thanking us for this grand service we provide. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.08.13 18:57:00 -
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I think it's hilarious that people think we're boosting.
Why would it be boosting? KDR is just a number that means nothing. Literally, nothing. It's a bragging point, something you can stroke your Epeen and sperg all over the faces of people who read your posts. People on these forums do it all the time.
To goons it holds no value. It brings no ISK, doesn't give free dropsuits and it doesn't cause your merc's eyeballs to melt in his helmet screaming while we flash naughty images of tubgirl on the battlefield and play the Safety Dance at 3000 Decibels.
Well, ok it's valuable in that we get merry little psycho-giggles at the thought of you screaming in frustration and throwing your controller through your 3000 dollar TV. The very idea that our victims are willing is hilarious. Our preferred victims are, in fact, snipers in faction warfare, for whom KDR is a precious, precious thing.
I'll cheerily tell you I'd rather squad with a single goon who has a KDR of .3 over five of you tryhard spergs with a KD of 4 or higher. Because I hate you.
Oh and to the merry little sperg who's been posting in all caps? You're actually violating more of the EULA CCP has put forth than we ever have by running your mouth.
I have said it once before: The more you disapprove, the more fun it is for me. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.08.13 23:08:00 -
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Defy Gravity wrote:Beren Hurin wrote:One or two guys were doing the killing while a friendly was reviving blues in front of reds. http://imgur.com/98KSRJGhttp://imgur.com/MPXQkaCIt's a form of awoxing I suppose. They cought me about 6 kills in a row and I killed myself and one of them with my mass driver. They obviously were probably pissing someone off for a while. Goon Feet is trash anyways
Confirming we are terrible at Dust.
Awesome at offending people though. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Top Men.
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Posted - 2013.09.09 06:15:00 -
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Washlee wrote:Leave it be Goonfeet is just a bunch a bad players trying to get better.
Wait, did you just accuse us of expending EFFORT?
Just when I thought you pubbies couldn't be any more clueless. |
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