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Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 201	Posted - 2015.01.10 07:58:00 - [1] - Quote Yo heavy so fat it got kicked for moving to slow. Yo heavy so fat red berry scouts are pulled to you from your gravitational pull. You heavy so fat that dropships can't take off when your near them. Yo heavy so fat a tank runs into you and dies. Yo heavy so fat you get stuck on platforms that require you to jump to get out. Yo heavy so fat it takes 3 logi's to pick your ass up. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Joseph Ridgeson WarRavens Capital Punishment. 3074	Posted - 2015.01.10 08:00:00 - [2] - Quote Yo heavy so fat their cereal bowl has lifeguards. "This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 624	Posted - 2015.01.10 08:25:00 - [3] - Quote Yo heavy so fat they hold skirmish matches on yo belly. Yo heavy so fat when you stand still reds try to hack you. Yo heavy so fat you don't spawn in, you get dropped into battle by RDV. AKA - StarVenger
Bethhy Ancient Exiles. 3035	Posted - 2015.01.10 08:39:00 - [4] - Quote YO Heavy is so fat, It wore a Raincoat and people thought Logi LAV's where back in the game.
Ice Royal Glantix Subsonic Synthesis RISE of LEGION 52	Posted - 2015.01.10 09:19:00 - [5] - Quote Yo scout is so skinny, it is practically 2D. Which explains why bullets can't hit it. "Don't be dead; be happy!" Aim to please. Shoot to kill. Grenades taste best cooked. Fluxes are too spicy for me.
sir RAVEN WING Kaalmayoti Warzone Control 2525	Posted - 2015.01.10 09:47:00 - [6] - Quote Yo Heavy so Fat it takes three SG shots to penetrate the fat. Yo Heavy so fat it can be seen from the starmap. Yo Heavy so fat it gets kills by rolling over. Yo Heavy so fat that when you jump from a MCC you leave a crater where you landed. Yo Heavy so fat because it ate the 'ur' off of your. Yo Heavy so fat I left this thread. You better not cry. You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why. Raven Claws is coming to town! I <3 my Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉn¦ñ
Vitharr Foebane Terminal Courtesy Proficiency V. 2176	Posted - 2015.01.10 10:07:00 - [7] - Quote Yo heavy so fat suits walk faster then it sprints Amarr Omnisoldier: Assault, Commando, Logistics, Scout, Sentinel at V My faith is in my God, my Empress, and my Laz0r
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 207	Posted - 2015.01.10 10:31:00 - [8] - Quote Most of these statements about heavies are true. Lol Good job everyone and thanks for participating. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Vitharr Foebane Terminal Courtesy Proficiency V. 2178	Posted - 2015.01.10 10:37:00 - [9] - Quote Union118 wrote: Most of these statements about heavies are true. Lol Good job everyone and thanks for participating. True but OH gaiz they is totally OP >.> Amarr Omnisoldier: Assault, Commando, Logistics, Scout, Sentinel at V My faith is in my God, my Empress, and my Laz0r
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 627	Posted - 2015.01.10 16:40:00 - [10] - Quote Yo heavy so fat no one can PC anymore cuz you ate the entire blue donut. AKA - StarVenger

Breakin Stuff Internal Error. Negative-Feedback 6261	Posted - 2015.01.10 17:43:00 - [11] - Quote Everyone wrote: Hymnals and worship Thank you for your generous praise in my name. In the spirit of things, I'm so fatty I sat on an ISK and squeezed a booger out of the empress' nose. EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word.
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 637	Posted - 2015.01.10 18:50:00 - [12] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, when you are on the battlefield all vehicle deployment requests are denied. AKA - StarVenger
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 214	Posted - 2015.01.10 21:13:00 - [13] - Quote Yo heavy so fat every step cause the planet to shift in orbit thus causing orbital strikes to miss after abeing scanned. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 273	Posted - 2015.01.10 21:23:00 - [14] - Quote Run and hide does'nt refer to yo fat ass! lol Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
Criteria Shipment The Hundred Acre Hood 964	Posted - 2015.01.10 21:40:00 - [15] - Quote Thanks guys. I was wondering how I would summarize 90% of last year's topics.
Zindorak Nyain Chan General Tso's Alliance 1620	Posted - 2015.01.10 23:29:00 - [16] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that if it sat on Snorlax, Snorlax would faint Pokemon master and Tekken Lord Give me da iskiez Gk0 Scout yay :)
Indy Strizer Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 263	Posted - 2015.01.11 01:15:00 - [17] - Quote Not cool, everybody is beautiful so stop contributing to the body image issues that compel mercs into having eating disorders, there's nothing wrong with being big- it's genetic! Nevermind the fact that we're clones! I blame those skinny scouts, they are sooooooo stuck up hiding from everybody with their cloaks - real mercs have curves! I hate how all the Playstation Menu has a skinny scout, everytime I log in, I feel really insecure about my weight seeing my character as a scout like my ideal self is mocking me. It sucks because I can't consume nanites from a nanohive without people staring! I hate how the State PeacKeepers doesn't have my size! I hate how I feel fetishized by pervy logis looking for a "big beautiful HVY- with lots of armor plates!" I'm a merc and I am beautiful, I just wish I could do some infiltration with a cout or assault with assaults, but nooooooo- myfriends are so embarassed by my weight they won't let me go out with them so I just stay indoors around objectives hoping I'll find an assault some day And now people want to nerf me!!!1! I feel so oppressed!
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 647	Posted - 2015.01.11 06:19:00 - [18] - Quote Yo heavy so fat they had to add two more low slots just to make room fo yo fat ass. AKA - StarVenger
Indy Strizer Osmon Surveillance Caldari State 268	Posted - 2015.01.11 06:32:00 - [19] - Quote Yo Heavy So Fat that Ratatti implemented automatic inertia dampening You know... Because if they hit the ground without doing it, the world would collapse or we'd have a big mess or uhhh... Nevermind. I'm not very good at this
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 218	Posted - 2015.01.11 10:02:00 - [20] - Quote Zindorak wrote: Yo heavy so fat that if it sat on Snorlax, Snorlax would faint Got me to laugh. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)

Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 218	Posted - 2015.01.11 10:15:00 - [21] - Quote Indy Strizer wrote: Not cool, everybody is beautiful so stop contributing to the body image issues that compel mercs into having eating disorders, there's nothing wrong with being big- it's genetic! Nevermind the fact that we're clones! I blame those skinny scouts, they are sooooooo stuck up hiding from everybody with their cloaks - real mercs have curves! I hate how all the Playstation Menu has a skinny scout, everytime I log in, I feel really insecure about my weight seeing my character as a scout like my ideal self is mocking me. It sucks because I can't consume nanites from a nanohive without people staring! I hate how the State PeacKeepers doesn't have my size! I hate how I feel fetishized by pervy logis looking for a "big beautiful HVY- with lots of armor plates!" I'm a merc and I am beautiful, I just wish I could do some infiltration with a cout or assault with assaults, but nooooooo- myfriends are so embarassed by my weight they won't let me go out with them so I just stay indoors around objectives hoping I'll find an assault some day And now people want to nerf me!!!1! I feel so oppressed! Shut your ***** mouth and stand in from of me while I shove this nanite injector up your ass for later use on you. My logi can only hold so much equipment and god forbid you have a heart attack mid battle. Since that back compartment is the only spot left why not use it. I mean its where it goes right? So trust me im your logi doctor and we know best :-) Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 218	Posted - 2015.01.11 10:18:00 - [22] - Quote Indy Strizer wrote: Yo Heavy So Fat that Ratatti implemented automatic inertia dampening You know... Because if they hit the ground without doing it, the world would collapse or we'd have a big mess or uhhh... Nevermind. I'm not very good at this The first line would have done just fine. Good effort. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
KingA2thur 30	Posted - 2015.01.11 10:30:00 - [23] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that the mercs don-¦t die because of your hmg if you jump out of your taxi, but of the earthquake you cause. To get trolled press any key. "I do not see 'any key'. I can only see a square, triangle, circle and cross."
sir RAVEN WING Kaalmayoti Warzone Control 2562	Posted - 2015.01.12 03:50:00 - [24] - Quote Yo Heavy so fat that it clears a room before it enters. Yo Logi so frail that a piece of paper kills it. Yo scout so small it once worked as a clothesline. Yo assault so assault that it assaults. As I await my new Controller I shall post. Until my boredom. I <3 my Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉn¦ñ ////////////// Click Here.
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 487	Posted - 2015.01.12 04:36:00 - [25] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when an lav hit him he said hey! who threw that stone? Yo heavy so fat when I told him to haul ass he had to make two trips Yo heavy so fat he can't fit in this joke Robin Williams endorses this corp
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 234	Posted - 2015.01.12 17:07:00 - [26] - Quote robin williams' ghost wrote: Yo heavy so fat when an lav hit him he said hey! who threw that stone? Yo heavy so fat when I told him to haul ass he had to make two trips Yo heavy so fat he can't fit in this joke The second one I liked. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Soraya Xel Abandoned Privilege Top Men. 5301	Posted - 2015.01.12 17:14:00 - [27] - Quote This thread is fantastic. CPM1 Elect. Thanks for all your support. [email protected] for ideas, thoughts, and feedback.
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 6572	Posted - 2015.01.12 17:16:00 - [28] - Quote This whole thread is fat shaming... consider me triggered. Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley. @Ripley_Riley
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 488	Posted - 2015.01.12 17:26:00 - [29] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when I blew him up with an RE I got a triple kill Yo heavy so fat when there's an warbarge strike teammates run to you for cover Robin Williams endorses this corp
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 245	Posted - 2015.01.12 20:17:00 - [30] - Quote Soraya Xel wrote: This thread is fantastic. Thanks its about time I got a CPM to laugh. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)

Ku Shala The Generals 1122	Posted - 2015.01.12 20:31:00 - [31] - Quote yo heavy so fat it lags the server yo heavy so fat it causes disconnects because thats all the weight the match can hold yo heavy so fat scotty wont let it enter battle *-¦a+ó a+ú-Æa+äla+ä (CK-0 Specialist)* Caldari Loyalist Burst RR should fire like a charge sniper
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 6577	Posted - 2015.01.12 20:36:00 - [32] - Quote robin williams' ghost wrote: Yo heavy so fat when I blew him up with an RE I got a triple kill F*****g gold. Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley. @Ripley_Riley
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 248	Posted - 2015.01.12 20:51:00 - [33] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: robin williams' ghost wrote: Yo heavy so fat when I blew him up with an RE I got a triple kill F*****g gold. True that. Rofl. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 499	Posted - 2015.01.12 20:56:00 - [34] - Quote Yo heavy so fat last time he crashed the server they blamed it on the next closest thing in size... North Korea Robin Williams endorses this corp
4lbert Wesker WESKER S.T.A.R.S 34	Posted - 2015.01.12 21:12:00 - [35] - Quote Yo heavy so fat you can't spawn in MCC I punched camel once,and it meowed at me
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken Going for the gold 532	Posted - 2015.01.12 21:48:00 - [36] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, when he jumps... oh wait he can't. Yo heavy so fat your LAV's wheels fell off when you picked him up. Yo heavy so heavy he 2 heavy to get killed by another heavy. I may not have a mic, but trust me, you NEED me in your squad if you want to win. When I'm on a roll, I'm unstoppable.
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 501	Posted - 2015.01.12 22:22:00 - [37] - Quote Yo heavy so fat even Gandolf had to let him pass Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 510	Posted - 2015.01.13 19:57:00 - [38] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he has to deploy in sections Robin Williams endorses this corp
Ku Shala The Generals 1125	Posted - 2015.01.13 20:01:00 - [39] - Quote yo heavy so fat this thread was almost buried by him................. -+[ nanite]---> we can do better than 2 pages *-¦a+ó a+ú-Æa+äla+ä (CK-0 Specialist)* Caldari Loyalist Tiger Style
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 518	Posted - 2015.01.13 20:06:00 - [40] - Quote Yo heavy so fat they had to make logis "Twinkie Yellow" to keep him from wandering Robin Williams endorses this corp

Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 686	Posted - 2015.01.15 02:38:00 - [41] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that he don't have a Mu score, he got a Moo score. AKA - StarVenger
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 309	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:01:00 - [42] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he sat on three Caldari and turned them into an Amarr! Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 397	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:16:00 - [43] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that he is the projectile for warbarge strikes! Yo heavy so fat that if he were to jump out the MCC, he would blot out the sun for a year. Yo heavy so fat that it takes two logis, a scout, an assault, a commando, a LAV, a tank AND a dropship just to lift his fat ass off the ground after a pick up. Drink until you can't drink no more. Then grab another bottle and drink some more! - Demetrious 'Jonny' Buelle.
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 313	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:22:00 - [44] - Quote Ku Shala wrote: yo heavy so fat this thread was almost buried by him................. -+[ nanite]---> we can do better than 2 pages Yo heavy so fat it takes three pages of threads to Show how fat he is. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 544	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:22:00 - [45] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, he only checked his email because he heard it was full of spam Robin Williams endorses this corp
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 310	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:44:00 - [46] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when he jumped in my LAV my tires fell off! Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
TIGER SHARK1501 Savage Bullet 117	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:50:00 - [47] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when he did an MCC jump he punched a home through the planet
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 310	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:51:00 - [48] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that when he spawns on a dropsip that **** goes down like the Titanic! Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
TIGER SHARK1501 Savage Bullet 117	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:51:00 - [49] - Quote TIGER SHARK1501 wrote: Yo heavy so fat when he did an MCC jump he punched a hole through the planet
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 314	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:56:00 - [50] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that when he fell inlove with another heavy Ccp had to send the kid into orbit. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)

7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 310	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:56:00 - [51] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he ate my bullets! Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 398	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:00:00 - [52] - Quote 7th Son 7 wrote: Yo heavy so fat he ate my bullets! And damn were they tasty! Drink until you can't drink no more. Then grab another bottle and drink some more! - Demetrious 'Jonny' Buelle.
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 314	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:03:00 - [53] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that when he had to crap a scout came out! Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 314	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:06:00 - [54] - Quote 7th Son 7 wrote: Yo heavy so fat he ate my bullets! After he digested your bullets he used them in his HMG. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 546	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:07:00 - [55] - Quote 7th Son 7 wrote: Yo heavy so fat that when he had to crap a scout came out! Yo heavy so fat when scout fly out ass and toss remote, explosion bounces back and makes scout go bang. Robin Williams endorses this corp
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 314	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:11:00 - [56] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that by the time he gets to an objective the games already over! Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 547	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:14:00 - [57] - Quote And for you bbfm's (big beautiful female mercs) Yo heavy so fat she just had a baby. And it was delicious. Robin Williams endorses this corp
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 314	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:19:00 - [58] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he was trying to order a Big Mac at the Suppy Depot!!!!! lmao Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 315	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:27:00 - [59] - Quote 7th Son 7 wrote: Yo heavy so fat he was trying to order a Big Mac at the Suppy Depot!!!!! lmao With extra large nano hives. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 315	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:36:00 - [60] - Quote Union118 wrote: 7th Son 7 wrote: Yo heavy so fat he was trying to order a Big Mac at the Suppy Depot!!!!! lmao With extra large nano hives. And a small Rep to drink Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man

DRT 99 Intara Direct Action Caldari State 1	Posted - 2015.01.15 05:10:00 - [61] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Yo heavy so fat even the fitting screen don't fit. Obvious winner right here. robin williams' ghost wrote: Yo heavy so fat they had to make logis "Twinkie Yellow" to keep him from wandering Yo heavy so dumb, your corp mates dangle a logi infront of him to lead him around.
xavier zor Rogue Instincts 414	Posted - 2015.01.15 05:16:00 - [62] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, it got stuck in the MCC bay doors trying to jump out Yo heavy so fat scouts don't need a cloak to be unseen Official Ishokune supporter Knifed duna2002's tank, then the mercenary himself
MetalWolf-Cell ROGUE RELICS VP Gaming Alliance 27	Posted - 2015.01.15 05:28:00 - [63] - Quote Yo heavy so fat a rep tool can't heal his ass Yo heavy So fat, there has to be an exit animation when he gets out a LAV Yo heavy so fat, he takes up 5 nanohives at once Yo heavy so fat, he eats Railgun blasts Yo heavy so fat, the supply ran out of ammo reserves DUST 514/LEGION
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 689	Posted - 2015.01.15 05:29:00 - [64] - Quote Yo heavy so fat CRUs spawn off of you. AKA - StarVenger
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 316	Posted - 2015.01.15 05:30:00 - [65] - Quote Yo she heavy so fat it takes my tire body to motorboat it. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 315	Posted - 2015.01.15 06:06:00 - [66] - Quote Yo heavy so fat RE's are his favorite "candybar"! Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 399	Posted - 2015.01.15 06:27:00 - [67] - Quote Your heavy is so overweight that it ate the end of thi- Drink until you can't drink no more. Then grab another bottle and drink some more! - Demetrious 'Jonny' Buelle.
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 315	Posted - 2015.01.15 06:37:00 - [68] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he got run over cause he thought it was the "pizza deliver" guy. Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 399	Posted - 2015.01.15 06:40:00 - [69] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that he has to call in two dropships just to fly... ... And even then he is too fat to fly! Drink until you can't drink no more. Then grab another bottle and drink some more! - Demetrious 'Jonny' Buelle.
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 315	Posted - 2015.01.15 06:45:00 - [70] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he broke the nanite injector Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man

Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 399	Posted - 2015.01.15 06:56:00 - [71] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat that the Amarr mistook him for a Jovian Mothership and attempted to capture him! Reference for those who want to know what the f*** I'm on about Drink until you can't drink no more. Then grab another bottle and drink some more! - Demetrious 'Jonny' Buelle.
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 316	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:00:00 - [72] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he thought the flaylock was shooting giant twinkies at him Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 316	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:06:00 - [73] - Quote Yo heavy so fat boba fet was replaced by him. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 317	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:12:00 - [74] - Quote Yo heavy so fat its sexy :-) Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 319	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:22:00 - [75] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he has to roll to get to his destination Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 319	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:26:00 - [76] - Quote Union118 wrote: Yo heavy so fat its sexy :-) Nice! You've officially killed the thread! Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 319	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:27:00 - [77] - Quote You heavy so fat he was kicked out of the atkins diet program. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Gh0st Blade CANNIBALS RISING Dark Taboo 10	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:27:00 - [78] - Quote Yo heavy so fat a Madrugar is jealous of his size
killertojo42 KnightKiller's inc. 104	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:28:00 - [79] - Quote Yo heavy so fat the amarr pray to him for victory Because both of us dying as I'm in my nomad BPO is to my benefit
Gh0st Blade CANNIBALS RISING Dark Taboo 16	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:29:00 - [80] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that the MCC orbits it

Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:29:00 - [81] - Quote You heavy so fat they had to flip a tank and use the tracks as a treadmill but soon after he had to stop because the tracks kept getting dented on every step. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Gh0st Blade CANNIBALS RISING Dark Taboo 16	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:31:00 - [82] - Quote Yo heavy so fat Gaston ran in fear
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 319	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:33:00 - [83] - Quote Union118 wrote: You heavy so fat they had to flip a tank and use the tracks as a treadmill but soon after he had to stop because the tracks kept getting dented on every step. Yeah............you should just stop while your ahead. Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
Gh0st Blade CANNIBALS RISING Dark Taboo 16	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:33:00 - [84] - Quote Yo heavy so fat the Madrugar is used as his roller skates
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:33:00 - [85] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he was the only survivor after 7 space jumps. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
NAMINE PAOPU KnightKiller's inc. 25	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:34:00 - [86] - Quote Yo heavy so fat it took 5 thale's to kill him -DIES- YES I WIN! I KILLED YOU! YOUR FRIEND MIGHT HAVE KILLED ME BUT I KILLED YOU
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:34:00 - [87] - Quote 7th Son 7 wrote: Union118 wrote: You heavy so fat they had to flip a tank and use the tracks as a treadmill but soon after he had to stop because the tracks kept getting dented on every step. Yeah............you should just stop while your ahead. I know im getting tired. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
killertojo42 KnightKiller's inc. 106	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:35:00 - [88] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he smacked a Titan to kill it Yo heavy so fat he stepped on his logi Yo heavy so fat he ran factional for cheaper food Yo heavy so fat the war barge crash lands to deploy him Because both of us dying as I'm in my nomad BPO is to my benefit
7th Son 7 Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation 319	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:35:00 - [89] - Quote Ok you guys suck at this. Im out (w/the title for the best yo heavy so fat jokes)! Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
Gh0st Blade CANNIBALS RISING Dark Taboo 16	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:36:00 - [90] - Quote Yo heavy so fat it took 20 shots with a Wiyrkomi Breach Forge Gun to tickle him

killertojo42 KnightKiller's inc. 106	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:38:00 - [91] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he lost his stamina bar for five years Because both of us dying as I'm in my nomad BPO is to my benefit
Gh0st Blade CANNIBALS RISING Dark Taboo 18	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:40:00 - [92] - Quote Yo heavy so big Gaston screamed in fear
killertojo42 KnightKiller's inc. 107	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:40:00 - [93] - Quote Yo heavy so fat they made a BPO of but couldn't meet its requirements Because both of us dying as I'm in my nomad BPO is to my benefit
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:41:00 - [94] - Quote Yo heavy so fat your lazor rifle overheated before it could touch its shields. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Gh0st Blade CANNIBALS RISING Dark Taboo 18	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:42:00 - [95] - Quote Yo heavy so fat Amarr use him as a Titan
Gh0st Blade CANNIBALS RISING Dark Taboo 18	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:44:00 - [96] - Quote Yo heavy so fat the Bolas couldn't help him up a curb
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:44:00 - [97] - Quote killertojo42 wrote: Yo heavy so fat he lost his stamina bar for five years Yo heavy so fat he lost all his stamina after 1 step Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
NAMINE PAOPU KnightKiller's inc. 25	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:45:00 - [98] - Quote Yo heavy so fat amaar eve pilots are dead broke because of him -DIES- YES I WIN! I KILLED YOU! YOUR FRIEND MIGHT HAVE KILLED ME BUT I KILLED YOU
Gh0st Blade CANNIBALS RISING Dark Taboo 18	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:46:00 - [99] - Quote Yo heavy so fat Duna uses him as a tank shield
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:47:00 - [100] - Quote 7th Son 7 wrote: Ok you guys suck at this. Im out (w/the title for the best yo heavy so fat jokes)! Thanks for participating you had some good ones. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)

Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:49:00 - [101] - Quote NAMINE PAOPU wrote: Yo heavy so fat amaar eve pilots are dead broke because of him I just noticed your sub comment on Yes you killed him. Its so true so +1 for that sub comment Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Gh0st Blade CANNIBALS RISING 18	Posted - 2015.01.15 08:01:00 - [102] - Quote Yo heavy so fat Amarr women are taken as his slaves The hunting is always a challenge
Gh0st Blade CANNIBALS RISING 18	Posted - 2015.01.15 08:02:00 - [103] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he ate my strong boxes The hunting is always a challenge
NAMINE PAOPU KnightKiller's inc. 25	Posted - 2015.01.15 08:04:00 - [104] - Quote Yo heavy so fat general sos' alliance got eaten but got spat out cuz of a virus -DIES- YES I WIN! I KILLED YOU! YOUR FRIEND MIGHT HAVE KILLED ME BUT I KILLED YOU
killertojo42 KnightKiller's inc. 108	Posted - 2015.01.15 08:06:00 - [105] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he lagged out nyan san Because both of us dying as I'm in my nomad BPO is to my benefit
Gh0st Blade CANNIBALS RISING 18	Posted - 2015.01.15 08:09:00 - [106] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he thinks flux grenades are pop rocks The hunting is always a challenge
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 401	Posted - 2015.01.15 08:15:00 - [107] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that he delayed my 'Yo heavy so fat joke' by an hour. Drink until you can't drink no more. Then grab another bottle and drink some more! - Demetrious 'Jonny' Buelle.
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 548	Posted - 2015.01.15 12:08:00 - [108] - Quote Yo heavy so fat a dropship bumped into him and the dropship got road killed. Robin Williams endorses this corp
Stupid Blueberry Pure Evil. Capital Punishment. 918	Posted - 2015.01.15 12:54:00 - [109] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he don't jump from the mcc he RDV's in. Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Haajakin Kalen.
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 548	Posted - 2015.01.15 13:01:00 - [110] - Quote Yo heavy so fat the back of his neck looks like a nanohive icon Robin Williams endorses this corp

robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 548	Posted - 2015.01.15 13:04:00 - [111] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when he teabags an enemy they get "fatal error, game cannot continue" Robin Williams endorses this corp
duster 35000 Algintal Core Gallente Federation 153	Posted - 2015.01.15 14:24:00 - [112] - Quote Union118 wrote: Yo heavy so fat it got kicked for moving to slow. Yo heavy so fat red berry scouts are pulled to you from your gravitational pull. You heavy so fat that dropships can't take off when your near them. Yo heavy so fat a tank runs into you and dies. Yo heavy so fat you get stuck on platforms that require you to jump to get out. Yo heavy so fat it takes 3 logi's to pick your ass up. Yo heavy so fat, when I thought about it, it broke my back. Yo heavy so fat, it covers 2 wormhole jumps. Choo Choo
Denchlad 7 Dead Man's Game RUST415 1632	Posted - 2015.01.15 15:56:00 - [113] - Quote Yo heavy so fat a Minor Flux Orbital actually hit it. "Why build ontop of foundations that aren't solid?" HRI -> TUL -> FC -> ML -> TLoD -> RE -> DMG Pilot & Assault.
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 698	Posted - 2015.01.16 05:32:00 - [114] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when you start your own squad no one else can join cuz its already full. AKA - StarVenger
DRT 99 Intara Direct Action Caldari State 4	Posted - 2015.01.16 05:36:00 - [115] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, blueberries camp on his/her head.
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 341	Posted - 2015.01.16 05:46:00 - [116] - Quote Yo heavy so fat CCP had to make the hmg overheat more often to act as a fat burner. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Major IMPACT Titans of Phoenix VP Gaming Alliance 66	Posted - 2015.01.16 05:46:00 - [117] - Quote Union118 wrote: Yo heavy so fat red berry scouts are pulled to you from your gravitational pull. Yo heavy is so fat it has its own star system. Yo heavy is so fat it created a black hole when he died Yo heavy is so fat he measures a day by years Still waiting for the tanks to be reintroduced
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 342	Posted - 2015.01.16 05:51:00 - [118] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Yo heavy so fat when you start your own squad no one else can join cuz its already full. Thats a keeper. Lol Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 343	Posted - 2015.01.16 06:01:00 - [119] - Quote Major IMPACT wrote: Union118 wrote: Yo heavy so fat red berry scouts are pulled to you from your gravitational pull. Yo heavy is so fat it has its own star system. Yo heavy is so fat it created a black hole when he died Yo heavy is so fat he measures a day by years Yo heavy so fat he created the big bang when he fartedd Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 468	Posted - 2015.01.16 06:10:00 - [120] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he ate the loyalty store! Drink until you can't drink no more. Then grab another bottle and drink some more! - Demetrious 'Jonny' Buelle.

Major IMPACT Titans of Phoenix VP Gaming Alliance 68	Posted - 2015.01.16 06:52:00 - [121] - Quote Union118 wrote: Major IMPACT wrote: Union118 wrote: Yo heavy so fat red berry scouts are pulled to you from your gravitational pull. Yo heavy is so fat it has its own star system. Yo heavy is so fat it created a black hole when he died Yo heavy is so fat he measures a day by years Yo heavy so fat he created the big bang when he fartedd Yo heavy is so fat New Eden is a pimple in his *** Still waiting for the tanks to be reintroduced
WeapondigitX V7 The Exemplars RISE of LEGION 184	Posted - 2015.01.16 09:24:00 - [122] - Quote Yo my std amarr heavy is so fat I can fit 3 proto dampeners and stealthily kill most assaults and heavies AND SCOUTS with a profile of 27.
Jack McReady DUST University Ivy League 1817	Posted - 2015.01.16 09:34:00 - [123] - Quote Yo heavy so fat my scout cannot escape its gravity
Kain Spero Negative-Feedback 4232	Posted - 2015.01.16 10:09:00 - [124] - Quote Yo heavy so fat the enemy null cannons target you instead of the MCC. Owner of Spero Escrow Services Follow @KainSpero for Dust and Legion news
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 551	Posted - 2015.01.16 12:10:00 - [125] - Quote Yo heavy so fat his blood type is quafe Robin Williams endorses this corp
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 551	Posted - 2015.01.16 12:36:00 - [126] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he thinks molden heath is a candy bar Robin Williams endorses this corp
OliX PRZESMIEWCA Academy Inferno E-R-A 251	Posted - 2015.01.16 12:42:00 - [127] - Quote I'm shocked. Seven pages and not even one: "Yo mum is so heavy that she looks like Gal one "
duster 35000 Algintal Core Gallente Federation 153	Posted - 2015.01.16 13:53:00 - [128] - Quote robin williams' ghost wrote: Yo heavy so fat he thinks molden heath is a candy bar Me too...if you view it a certain way. Choo Choo
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 703	Posted - 2015.01.16 17:43:00 - [129] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when you die your body is still disintegrating three matches later. AKA - StarVenger
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 350	Posted - 2015.01.16 21:55:00 - [130] - Quote Yo heavy so fat it delays the spawn timer Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)

Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 350	Posted - 2015.01.16 21:58:00 - [131] - Quote Yo heavy so fat they had to use lube on your clone to make you fit in the suit. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 575	Posted - 2015.01.16 22:01:00 - [132] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, every time he spawns the clone count goes down by two Robin Williams endorses this corp
1913 DfLo ScReWeD uP InC Smart Deploy 217	Posted - 2015.01.16 22:01:00 - [133] - Quote Union. This thread I do like. Very amusing not like the others. *Are You ScReWeD uP?* *Mmmm Tocino.*
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 354	Posted - 2015.01.16 22:04:00 - [134] - Quote Yo heavy so fat CCP blames you for eatting all the bandwidth. Not sure if someone said that already. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 354	Posted - 2015.01.16 22:05:00 - [135] - Quote 1913 DfLo wrote: Union. This thread I do like. Very amusing not like the others. Its a love/hate relationship. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Helghus Resther Heisen Republic 52	Posted - 2015.01.16 22:15:00 - [136] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that they drop it out of an RDV for a free Warbarge strike. Yo heavy so fat that it the eve stations dock on it. Yo heavy so fat that when you jumped in the MCC you lost the game. The winner of this war will not prove who's right; only, who's left.
1913 DfLo ScReWeD uP InC Smart Deploy 217	Posted - 2015.01.16 22:24:00 - [137] - Quote Union118 wrote: 1913 DfLo wrote: Union. This thread I do like. Very amusing not like the others. Its a love/hate relationship. Naw. I keep it tight. No relationship here. *Are You ScReWeD uP?* *Mmmm Tocino.*
Major IMPACT Titans of Phoenix VP Gaming Alliance 70	Posted - 2015.01.17 00:35:00 - [138] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat the whole server crashed Still waiting for the tanks to be reintroduced
sir RAVEN WING Kaalmayoti Warzone Control 2635	Posted - 2015.01.17 01:31:00 - [139] - Quote Yo Heavy so fat he can create a wormhole to Earth by jumping from a dropship. Yo Heavy so fat dropships pilot it! Yo Heavy so fat that people call him 'Caroline's Star' Yo Heavy so fat he punctured the fabric of time and face. Yo Heavy so fat that Arnold said "I won't be back." Yo Heavy so fat he creates tidal waves by moving his fingers. Yo Heavy so fat he broke my DS3 and now I can't kill him... Why is it so quiet? Where is everyone? It's unbearable... So quiet...
davis fritz Dauntless Fury 35	Posted - 2015.01.17 03:43:00 - [140] - Quote [quote=Meisterjager Jagermeister] Yo heavy so fat when you stand still reds try to hack you. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. Brilliance

WeapondigitX V7 The Exemplars RISE of LEGION 187	Posted - 2015.01.17 04:51:00 - [141] - Quote yo heavy so fat he's death gives more War Points than an MCC kill in closed beta. yo heavy so fat she road kills HAVs yo heavy so fat commandos don't need to sprint to melee you yo heavy so fat he shows that sumo wrestlers CAN run away yo heavy so fat I use your HMG clip as my billion isk purse yo heavy so fat he can guard all pubs that sell beers yo heavy so fat her reflection in the mirror can not contain her awesomeness yo heavy so fat he can handle the truth yo heavy so fat he's waist size is still infinity at the speed of light (laws of physics don't apply to him, length is perceived to be or actually is reduced the closer another person is to the speed of light relative to you) (length measurement is in the direction of the velocity of the person) yo heavy so fat he exceeds the Exemplars corporation member capacity (1000) yo heavy so fat he reduces the frame rate to zero yo heavy so fat one 'like ' is not enough yo heavy so fat he'll die another day yo heavy is so fat the world is not enough for he's appetite yo heavy so fat my jaw drops past ground level to hell yo heavy so fat he got the devils pardon and was resurrected yo heavy so fat he extinguished the flames of hell yo heavy so fat he self propagates like EM waves
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 583	Posted - 2015.01.17 05:32:00 - [142] - Quote WeapondigitX V7 wrote: yo heavy so fat he's death gives more War Points than an MCC kill in closed beta. yo heavy so fat she road kills HAVs yo heavy so fat commandos don't need to sprint to melee you yo heavy so fat he shows that sumo wrestlers CAN run away yo heavy so fat I use your HMG clip as my billion isk purse yo heavy so fat he can guard all pubs that sell beers yo heavy so fat her reflection in the mirror can not contain her awesomeness yo heavy so fat he can handle the truth yo heavy so fat he's waist size is still infinity at the speed of light (laws of physics don't apply to him, length is perceived to be or actually is reduced the closer another person is to the speed of light relative to you) (length measurement is in the direction of the velocity of the person) yo heavy so fat he exceeds the Exemplars corporation member capacity (1000) yo heavy so fat he reduces the frame rate to zero yo heavy so fat one 'like ' is not enough yo heavy so fat he'll die another day yo heavy is so fat the world is not enough for he's appetite yo heavy so fat my jaw drops past ground level to hell yo heavy so fat he got the devils pardon and was resurrected yo heavy so fat he extinguished the flames of hell yo heavy so fat he self propagates like EM waves Fail Robin Williams endorses this corp
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 362	Posted - 2015.01.17 08:29:00 - [143] - Quote WeapondigitX V7 wrote: yo heavy so fat he's death gives more War Points than an MCC kill in closed beta. yo heavy so fat she road kills HAVs yo heavy so fat commandos don't need to sprint to melee you yo heavy so fat he shows that sumo wrestlers CAN run away yo heavy so fat I use your HMG clip as my billion isk purse yo heavy so fat he can guard all pubs that sell beers yo heavy so fat her reflection in the mirror can not contain her awesomeness yo heavy so fat he can handle the truth yo heavy so fat he's waist size is still infinity at the speed of light (laws of physics don't apply to him, length is perceived to be or actually is reduced the closer another person is to the speed of light relative to you) (length measurement is in the direction of the velocity of the person) yo heavy so fat he exceeds the Exemplars corporation member capacity (1000) yo heavy so fat he reduces the frame rate to zero yo heavy so fat one 'like ' is not enough yo heavy so fat he'll die another day yo heavy is so fat the world is not enough for he's appetite yo heavy so fat my jaw drops past ground level to hell yo heavy so fat he got the devils pardon and was resurrected yo heavy so fat he extinguished the flames of hell yo heavy so fat he self propagates like EM waves Yo heavy so fat Jesus Christ Said Oh My God Yo heavy so fat someone took a picture of her ass because they thought it was the grand canyon Yo heavy so fat when she died it ended world hunger Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 362	Posted - 2015.01.17 08:32:00 - [144] - Quote Yo heavy so fat the sun really does shine out of her ass Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Leovarian L Lavitz NECROM0NGERS 1321	Posted - 2015.01.17 09:54:00 - [145] - Quote Yo Heavy so fat that it doesn't T-bag, it boston harbors. Omni-Soldier Few are my equal in these specialties, none compare in all of them
Z3dog BIG BAD W0LVES 104	Posted - 2015.01.17 15:47:00 - [146] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when he joins a corp they get a district. bandwidth lol And totally not p2w haha
Helghus Resther Heisen Republic 58	Posted - 2015.01.17 17:13:00 - [147] - Quote Z3dog wrote: Yo heavy so fat when he joins a corp they get a district. That was a good one The winner of this war will not prove who's right; only, who's left.
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 589	Posted - 2015.01.17 20:38:00 - [148] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when he's coming up over a hill in a shiny apex suit it looks like the sun is rising Robin Williams endorses this corp
Kain Spero Negative-Feedback 4261	Posted - 2015.01.18 00:32:00 - [149] - Quote Noktix says: Yo heavy so fat when he stands still the enemy thinks he's a CRU and try to hack him. Owner of Spero Escrow Services Follow @KainSpero for Dust and Legion news
Darken-Sol BIG BAD W0LVES 1558	Posted - 2015.01.18 00:37:00 - [150] - Quote Your heavy so fat he cries "sniper" after an IAFG to the face. Crush them

Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 715	Posted - 2015.01.18 01:47:00 - [151] - Quote Yo heavy so fat you the only merc who plays from behind the redline...both sides....at the same time. AKA - StarVenger
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 364	Posted - 2015.01.18 02:30:00 - [152] - Quote Kain Spero wrote: Noktix says: Yo heavy so fat when he stands still the enemy thinks he's a CRU and try to hack him. Thats been used already. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 366	Posted - 2015.01.18 02:42:00 - [153] - Quote Yo heavy so fat I now have 8 pages worth telling people of how fat he is. YAY Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Kain Spero Negative-Feedback 4261	Posted - 2015.01.18 02:42:00 - [154] - Quote Union118 wrote: Kain Spero wrote: Noktix says: Yo heavy so fat when he stands still the enemy thinks he's a CRU and try to hack him. Thats been used already. Lol, I'll have to let Noktix know. Owner of Spero Escrow Services Follow @KainSpero for Dust and Legion news
Fire of Prometheus Alpha Response Command 5360	Posted - 2015.01.18 02:45:00 - [155] - Quote yo heavy so fat that it was mistaken for a new planet in PC King of Commandos - And Dust's #1 best dressed merc. Destiny name - FireofPrometheus PSN- jcptmo8055
iKILLu osborne True Vengeance. 596	Posted - 2015.01.18 04:15:00 - [156] - Quote yo heavy so fat he had to go to the big and tall supply depot if you shoot me from the redline i will ensure your death will be a swift one
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 726	Posted - 2015.01.20 06:33:00 - [157] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that all the other players stop and say "Hey! Look!...Look at him. Look at that heavy! ...Wow, he's heavy...He's so heavy he's a FAT heavy. That's one fat heavy. Fat heavy is heavy....Hey...hey fat heavy! ....Hi fat heavy! ....Hiiiiiiiii fat heavy!" AKA - StarVenger
Iron Wolf Saber Den of Swords 18369	Posted - 2015.01.20 06:41:00 - [158] - Quote Bethhy wrote: YO Heavy is so fat, It wore a Raincoat and people thought Logi LAV's where back in the game. You were that close to killing me in real life; I choked on my dinner >< Good thing I know self heimlich; it hurts like hell now. CPM 1 Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior \\= Prototype Forge Gun=// Unlocked
Cat Merc Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 14520	Posted - 2015.01.20 06:49:00 - [159] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat, its signature profile is larger than the sun. Yo heavy is so fat, it turns hydrogen into helium. Cat Merc for C¦¦P¦¦M¦¦9¦¦ CPM Nyan! Assault Conglomerate: Because we don't shave
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 617	Posted - 2015.01.20 15:40:00 - [160] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when God said let there be light, he meant move your fat ass outta the way. Robin Williams endorses this corp

robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 634	Posted - 2015.01.20 15:47:00 - [161] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he doesn't strafe, he truffle shuffles. Robin Williams endorses this corp
davis fritz Subsonic Synthesis RISE of LEGION 44	Posted - 2015.01.21 02:20:00 - [162] - Quote Indy Strizer wrote: Not cool, everybody is beautiful so stop contributing to the body image issues that compel mercs into having eating disorders, there's nothing wrong with being big- it's genetic! Nevermind the fact that we're clones! I blame those skinny scouts, they are sooooooo stuck up hiding from everybody with their cloaks - real mercs have curves! I hate how all the Playstation Menu has a skinny scout, everytime I log in, I feel really insecure about my weight seeing my character as a scout like my ideal self is mocking me. It sucks because I can't consume nanites from a nanohive without people staring! I hate how the State PeacKeepers doesn't have my size! I hate how I feel fetishized by pervy logis looking for a "big beautiful HVY- with lots of armor plates!" I'm a merc and I am beautiful, I just wish I could do some infiltration with a cout or assault with assaults, but nooooooo- myfriends are so embarassed by my weight they won't let me go out with them so I just stay indoors around objectives hoping I'll find an assault some day And now people want to nerf me!!!1! I feel so oppressed! Pure genius. Would like to send you a candy bar
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 741	Posted - 2015.01.21 02:54:00 - [163] - Quote robin williams' ghost wrote: Yo heavy so fat he doesn't strafe, he truffle shuffles. lmfao!!!!! +10 AKA - StarVenger
BLOOD Ruler Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire 833	Posted - 2015.01.21 03:01:00 - [164] - Quote Yo Heavy so fat its over 9 pages to 9 THOUSAND!!! Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
Yokal Bob Titans of Phoenix VP Gaming Alliance 671	Posted - 2015.01.21 03:45:00 - [165] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he butters scouts /{o.o}/ ---L Inflatable hammer strikes again
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 745	Posted - 2015.01.21 04:15:00 - [166] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he turns the Playstation Move into Playstation I Gotta Sit Down For A While. AKA - StarVenger
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 642	Posted - 2015.01.21 04:20:00 - [167] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Yo heavy so fat he turns the Playstation Move into Playstation I Gotta Sit Down For A While. Yo heavy so fat, when he went to sit down, he realized he already was. Robin Williams endorses this corp
iKILLu osborne Dead Man's Game RUST415 608	Posted - 2015.01.21 06:11:00 - [168] - Quote yo heavy so fat when he pushes a point you hear "what would you doo-oo for a klondike bar" if you shoot me from the redline i will ensure your death will be a swift one
WeapondigitX V7 The Exemplars RISE of LEGION 191	Posted - 2015.01.21 08:32:00 - [169] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he doesn't need to get food, gravity draws it to him. Long ago, THE heavy was so fat EVE players thought the light out of his ass was a EVE titan ship wiping out all the enemy EVE ships in one blow.
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 750	Posted - 2015.01.21 17:35:00 - [170] - Quote Yo heavy so fat you never run out of ammo cuz you always sweatin bullets. AKA - StarVenger

CPM Awox Mexican Justice League 77	Posted - 2015.01.21 18:43:00 - [171] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat that it died. Yeah he was to big and his heart gave out. He was such a fat fu ck. Killed again has Super-Ebola.
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 646	Posted - 2015.01.21 18:49:00 - [172] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, logis don't just follow him, they orbit him. Robin Williams endorses this corp
g li2 Grupo de Asalto Chacal RISE of LEGION 494	Posted - 2015.01.21 19:58:00 - [173] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that carries a backpack full of food (Amarr) CHACALES ¡¡ HONOR !!
Major IMPACT Titans of Phoenix VP Gaming Alliance 77	Posted - 2015.01.22 02:53:00 - [174] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat he uses a large turret for his main weapon Still waiting for the tanks to be reintroduced
WeapondigitX V7 The Exemplars RISE of LEGION 192	Posted - 2015.01.22 07:59:00 - [175] - Quote Yo heavy so fat his red proto stomping eyes shine the brightest Yo heavy so fat he always dies in 20 seconds cause his always in the enemy redline sniping you Yo heavy so fat he is the cause of the dust 514 glitch where the ground gives way, the game cant handle his awesome weight. Yo heavy so fat the amount of polygons needed to render him in game is to large and breaks the game Yo heavy so fat he is THE squad Oh look is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it superman? Is it a titan? No it is the plumber that ha come to unblock the EVE gate to earth cause the fat heavy who is so fat, he blocked the EVE gate to earth with one of his fat turds.
Major IMPACT Titans of Phoenix VP Gaming Alliance 77	Posted - 2015.01.23 00:15:00 - [176] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat the ground is the limit instead of the sky Yo heavy is so fat it masturbeted using pictures of Molden Heath Still waiting for the tanks to be reintroduced
Union118 Heaven's Lost Property 446	Posted - 2015.03.13 03:44:00 - [177] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that he needs to stack mofibulators just to be able to walk instead of waddle. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
FLAYLOCK Steve Kinsho Swords Caldari State 480	Posted - 2015.03.13 04:24:00 - [178] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he leaves you starving for isk Yo heavy so fat coined the red berry term Yo heavy so fat he keeps getting nerfed Yo heavy so fat CCP might ban him from driving Yo heavy so fat he delayed pilot suits again Yo heavy so fat he needed a module to jump
Billi Gene 563	Posted - 2015.03.13 04:48:00 - [179] - Quote Yo Heavy so fat yur corp needs a quafe loyalty card. Pedant, Ape, Troll. My Beard makes Alpha's sook :P
Timtron Victory Horizons' Edge 426	Posted - 2015.03.13 04:52:00 - [180] - Quote Yo Heavy is so fat it can fly RATATATAGäó CCP WhoeverGäó Proud Christian Jesus Loves You

BLOOD Ruler N.O.V.A 514 1255	Posted - 2015.03.13 04:58:00 - [181] - Quote Yo Heavy so fat that he opposes gravity and is now as light as a feather. Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol. I am the Assassin.
Billi Gene 563	Posted - 2015.03.13 05:17:00 - [182] - Quote yo heavy so fat, the Gallente are trying your butt for being a repeat offender while the Caldari are researching it for new weapons of mass destruction. yo heavy so fat, the Amarr classed your butt into their weapons development scheme while the Minmatar are still trying to extradite it for war crimes. Pedant, Ape, Troll. My Beard makes Alpha's sook :P
Major IMPACT Dead Man's Game RUST415 95	Posted - 2015.03.15 01:58:00 - [183] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat he has a stacking penalty on the first myfimbulator
Diablo Gamekeeper KILL-EM-QUICK RISE of LEGION 136	Posted - 2015.03.15 02:02:00 - [184] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, it's fat. "I think he just Assert Dominance all over my face."-Saxonmish
Meisterjager Jagermeister 830	Posted - 2015.03.16 16:44:00 - [185] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he he's got to fit all his slots with cardiac regulators. Yo heavy so fat he's the reason why the road is fractured. Yo heavy so fat he turned sideways and bumped this thread. AKA - StarVenger- Horizons' Edge
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 1043	Posted - 2015.03.17 17:35:00 - [186] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he doesn't need a cardiac regulator when he sprints, he needs a cardiac defibrillator Robin Williams endorses this corp
Genral69 death Random Gunz 122	Posted - 2015.03.17 17:51:00 - [187] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, when he meets his other fat friends there's nothing but lag General limited: warming failure to pay, may lead to death,massive amount of pain or even lose of family. Since 1995
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 1043	Posted - 2015.03.17 17:55:00 - [188] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when he sees these bunny hoppers go flying up in the air he just tips his head back, opens his mouth and waits for a free meal. Robin Williams endorses this corp
Union118 Heaven's Lost Property 492	Posted - 2015.03.26 20:28:00 - [189] - Quote Yo heavy so fat there can only be one on this forum. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
BLOOD Ruler VOLKOV INDUSTRIES 1514	Posted - 2015.03.26 20:37:00 - [190] - Quote Union118 wrote: Yo heavy so fat there can only be one on this forum. Agree, So Phat There won't be a heart left beating... Is that fear I smell?

Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 705	Posted - 2015.03.26 21:29:00 - [191] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that he ate Scotty! I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
RemingtonBeaver molon labe. General Tso's Alliance 2115	Posted - 2015.03.26 22:01:00 - [192] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, he jumped out of the MCC and it shot into space. Yo heavy so fat, his inertia dampener is called wind resistance. Yo heavy so fat, he gets farmed for districts. Yo heavy so fat, his LAV looks like a Rascal. Yo heavy so fat, his HMG gives you diabetes. Yo heavy so fat, he ate all the grass and trees. Yo heavy so fat, all the Japanese corps fight him with harpoons. Yo heavy so fat, he spawns on all the uplinks. Unleash the BIMBOBOT!
Ralden Caster KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion. 162	Posted - 2015.03.27 02:13:00 - [193] - Quote Yo heavy so fat his HMG ain't the only thing overheating. Yo heavy so fat he makes rep tools overheat. Yo heavy so fat he attracts A/V. My pants are on fire.
Ralden Caster KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion. 162	Posted - 2015.03.27 02:14:00 - [194] - Quote Yo heavy so stupid he get hit by a parked LAV. My pants are on fire.
7th Son 7 BLITZKRIEG7 627	Posted - 2015.03.27 04:49:00 - [195] - Quote Yo Heavy so fat when he farted New Eden accidentally came out! Always mystify, mislead and surprise the enemy if possible........--- Stonewall Jackson
WeapondigitX V7 The Exemplars 310	Posted - 2015.03.27 05:47:00 - [196] - Quote Yo heavy so fat AND heavy, light bends around him. Yo heavy so fat, he farted, and it was thus a big bang that began the universe. Yo heavy so fat mathematics breaks down when calculating his weight. Yo heavy so fat and heavy he makes a black hole look like its on a weight loss diet. Yo heavy so fat, the amount of particles that evaporate off him are enough to create a star. (from university physics and science, all solids, liquids and gas constantly evaporate, very very very very slowly) Yo heavy so fat his brain was large enough to discover that the micro structure of glass is amorphous and thus classed as a liquid by engineers. He proceeded to walk on the liquid. Every fool thought it was magic. Yo heavy so fat he is at the center of the universe light years away, yet he still breaches the privacy laws of all empires. Yo heavy so fat, his position in front of the minmatar empire made travel around the him impractical, from the amarr empire to the minmatar empire impractical, war was prevented, diabetes was the hero that caused world peace. I think I got carried away.
Hyuan BubblePOP Uber Wanabes 22	Posted - 2015.03.27 14:52:00 - [197] - Quote Yo Heavy so fat in russia aint no tank got time for you!


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