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WeapondigitX V7
The Exemplars
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2015.01.16 09:24:00 -
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Yo my std amarr heavy is so fat I can fit 3 proto dampeners and stealthily kill most assaults and heavies AND SCOUTS with a profile of 27. |
WeapondigitX V7
The Exemplars
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2015.01.17 04:51:00 -
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yo heavy so fat he's death gives more War Points than an MCC kill in closed beta.
yo heavy so fat she road kills HAVs
yo heavy so fat commandos don't need to sprint to melee you
yo heavy so fat he shows that sumo wrestlers CAN run away
yo heavy so fat I use your HMG clip as my billion isk purse
yo heavy so fat he can guard all pubs that sell beers
yo heavy so fat her reflection in the mirror can not contain her awesomeness
yo heavy so fat he can handle the truth
yo heavy so fat he's waist size is still infinity at the speed of light
(laws of physics don't apply to him, length is perceived to be or actually is reduced the closer another person is to the speed of light relative to you) (length measurement is in the direction of the velocity of the person)
yo heavy so fat he exceeds the Exemplars corporation member capacity (1000)
yo heavy so fat he reduces the frame rate to zero
yo heavy so fat one 'like ' is not enough
yo heavy so fat he'll die another day
yo heavy is so fat the world is not enough for he's appetite
yo heavy so fat my jaw drops past ground level to hell
yo heavy so fat he got the devils pardon and was resurrected
yo heavy so fat he extinguished the flames of hell
yo heavy so fat he self propagates like EM waves |
WeapondigitX V7
The Exemplars
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2015.01.21 08:32:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat he doesn't need to get food, gravity draws it to him.
Long ago, THE heavy was so fat EVE players thought the light out of his ass was a EVE titan ship wiping out all the enemy EVE ships in one blow.
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WeapondigitX V7
The Exemplars
RISE of LEGION
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Posted - 2015.01.22 07:59:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat his red proto stomping eyes shine the brightest
Yo heavy so fat he always dies in 20 seconds cause his always in the enemy redline sniping you
Yo heavy so fat he is the cause of the dust 514 glitch where the ground gives way, the game cant handle his awesome weight.
Yo heavy so fat the amount of polygons needed to render him in game is to large and breaks the game
Yo heavy so fat he is THE squad
Oh look is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it superman? Is it a titan? No it is the plumber that ha come to unblock the EVE gate to earth cause the fat heavy who is so fat, he blocked the EVE gate to earth with one of his fat turds.
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WeapondigitX V7
The Exemplars
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Posted - 2015.03.27 05:47:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat AND heavy, light bends around him.
Yo heavy so fat, he farted, and it was thus a big bang that began the universe.
Yo heavy so fat mathematics breaks down when calculating his weight.
Yo heavy so fat and heavy he makes a black hole look like its on a weight loss diet.
Yo heavy so fat, the amount of particles that evaporate off him are enough to create a star. (from university physics and science, all solids, liquids and gas constantly evaporate, very very very very slowly)
Yo heavy so fat his brain was large enough to discover that the micro structure of glass is amorphous and thus classed as a liquid by engineers. He proceeded to walk on the liquid. Every fool thought it was magic. 
Yo heavy so fat he is at the center of the universe light years away, yet he still breaches the privacy laws of all empires.
Yo heavy so fat, his position in front of the minmatar empire made travel around the him impractical, from the amarr empire to the minmatar empire impractical, war was prevented, diabetes was the hero that caused world peace.
I think I got carried away.
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