DUST Search - Yo Heavy So Fat

WeapondigitX V7 wrote:

yo heavy so fat he's death gives more War Points than an MCC kill in closed beta.

yo heavy so fat she road kills HAVs

yo heavy so fat commandos don't need to sprint to melee you

yo heavy so fat he shows that sumo wrestlers CAN run away

yo heavy so fat I use your HMG clip as my billion isk purse

yo heavy so fat he can guard all pubs that sell beers

yo heavy so fat her reflection in the mirror can not contain her awesomeness

yo heavy so fat he can handle the truth

yo heavy so fat he's waist size is still infinity at the speed of light
(laws of physics don't apply to him, length is perceived to be or actually is reduced the closer another person is to the speed of light relative to you) (length measurement is in the direction of the velocity of the person)

yo heavy so fat he exceeds the Exemplars corporation member capacity (1000)

yo heavy so fat he reduces the frame rate to zero

yo heavy so fat one 'like ' is not enough

yo heavy so fat he'll die another day

yo heavy is so fat the world is not enough for he's appetite

yo heavy so fat my jaw drops past ground level to hell

yo heavy so fat he got the devils pardon and was resurrected

yo heavy so fat he extinguished the flames of hell

yo heavy so fat he self propagates like EM waves


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Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 201	Posted - 2015.01.10 07:58:00 - [1] - Quote Yo heavy so fat it got kicked for moving to slow. Yo heavy so fat red berry scouts are pulled to you from your gravitational pull. You heavy so fat that dropships can't take off when your near them. Yo heavy so fat a tank runs into you and dies. Yo heavy so fat you get stuck on platforms that require you to jump to get out. Yo heavy so fat it takes 3 logi's to pick your ass up. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 207	Posted - 2015.01.10 10:31:00 - [2] - Quote Most of these statements about heavies are true. Lol Good job everyone and thanks for participating. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 214	Posted - 2015.01.10 21:13:00 - [3] - Quote Yo heavy so fat every step cause the planet to shift in orbit thus causing orbital strikes to miss after abeing scanned. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 218	Posted - 2015.01.11 10:02:00 - [4] - Quote Zindorak wrote: Yo heavy so fat that if it sat on Snorlax, Snorlax would faint Got me to laugh. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 218	Posted - 2015.01.11 10:15:00 - [5] - Quote Indy Strizer wrote: Not cool, everybody is beautiful so stop contributing to the body image issues that compel mercs into having eating disorders, there's nothing wrong with being big- it's genetic! Nevermind the fact that we're clones! I blame those skinny scouts, they are sooooooo stuck up hiding from everybody with their cloaks - real mercs have curves! I hate how all the Playstation Menu has a skinny scout, everytime I log in, I feel really insecure about my weight seeing my character as a scout like my ideal self is mocking me. It sucks because I can't consume nanites from a nanohive without people staring! I hate how the State PeacKeepers doesn't have my size! I hate how I feel fetishized by pervy logis looking for a "big beautiful HVY- with lots of armor plates!" I'm a merc and I am beautiful, I just wish I could do some infiltration with a cout or assault with assaults, but nooooooo- myfriends are so embarassed by my weight they won't let me go out with them so I just stay indoors around objectives hoping I'll find an assault some day And now people want to nerf me!!!1! I feel so oppressed! Shut your ***** mouth and stand in from of me while I shove this nanite injector up your ass for later use on you. My logi can only hold so much equipment and god forbid you have a heart attack mid battle. Since that back compartment is the only spot left why not use it. I mean its where it goes right? So trust me im your logi doctor and we know best :-) Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 218	Posted - 2015.01.11 10:18:00 - [6] - Quote Indy Strizer wrote: Yo Heavy So Fat that Ratatti implemented automatic inertia dampening You know... Because if they hit the ground without doing it, the world would collapse or we'd have a big mess or uhhh... Nevermind. I'm not very good at this The first line would have done just fine. Good effort. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 234	Posted - 2015.01.12 17:07:00 - [7] - Quote robin williams' ghost wrote: Yo heavy so fat when an lav hit him he said hey! who threw that stone? Yo heavy so fat when I told him to haul ass he had to make two trips Yo heavy so fat he can't fit in this joke The second one I liked. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 245	Posted - 2015.01.12 20:17:00 - [8] - Quote Soraya Xel wrote: This thread is fantastic. Thanks its about time I got a CPM to laugh. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance 248	Posted - 2015.01.12 20:51:00 - [9] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: robin williams' ghost wrote: Yo heavy so fat when I blew him up with an RE I got a triple kill F*****g gold. True that. Rofl. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 313	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:22:00 - [10] - Quote Ku Shala wrote: yo heavy so fat this thread was almost buried by him................. -+[ nanite]---> we can do better than 2 pages Yo heavy so fat it takes three pages of threads to Show how fat he is. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)

Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 314	Posted - 2015.01.15 03:56:00 - [11] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that when he fell inlove with another heavy Ccp had to send the kid into orbit. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 314	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:06:00 - [12] - Quote 7th Son 7 wrote: Yo heavy so fat he ate my bullets! After he digested your bullets he used them in his HMG. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 315	Posted - 2015.01.15 04:27:00 - [13] - Quote 7th Son 7 wrote: Yo heavy so fat he was trying to order a Big Mac at the Suppy Depot!!!!! lmao With extra large nano hives. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 316	Posted - 2015.01.15 05:30:00 - [14] - Quote Yo she heavy so fat it takes my tire body to motorboat it. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 316	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:06:00 - [15] - Quote Yo heavy so fat boba fet was replaced by him. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 317	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:12:00 - [16] - Quote Yo heavy so fat its sexy :-) Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 319	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:22:00 - [17] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he has to roll to get to his destination Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 319	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:27:00 - [18] - Quote You heavy so fat he was kicked out of the atkins diet program. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:29:00 - [19] - Quote You heavy so fat they had to flip a tank and use the tracks as a treadmill but soon after he had to stop because the tracks kept getting dented on every step. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:33:00 - [20] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he was the only survivor after 7 space jumps. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)

Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:34:00 - [21] - Quote 7th Son 7 wrote: Union118 wrote: You heavy so fat they had to flip a tank and use the tracks as a treadmill but soon after he had to stop because the tracks kept getting dented on every step. Yeah............you should just stop while your ahead. I know im getting tired. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:41:00 - [22] - Quote Yo heavy so fat your lazor rifle overheated before it could touch its shields. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:44:00 - [23] - Quote killertojo42 wrote: Yo heavy so fat he lost his stamina bar for five years Yo heavy so fat he lost all his stamina after 1 step Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:47:00 - [24] - Quote 7th Son 7 wrote: Ok you guys suck at this. Im out (w/the title for the best yo heavy so fat jokes)! Thanks for participating you had some good ones. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 321	Posted - 2015.01.15 07:49:00 - [25] - Quote NAMINE PAOPU wrote: Yo heavy so fat amaar eve pilots are dead broke because of him I just noticed your sub comment on Yes you killed him. Its so true so +1 for that sub comment Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 341	Posted - 2015.01.16 05:46:00 - [26] - Quote Yo heavy so fat CCP had to make the hmg overheat more often to act as a fat burner. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 342	Posted - 2015.01.16 05:51:00 - [27] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Yo heavy so fat when you start your own squad no one else can join cuz its already full. Thats a keeper. Lol Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 343	Posted - 2015.01.16 06:01:00 - [28] - Quote Major IMPACT wrote: Union118 wrote: Yo heavy so fat red berry scouts are pulled to you from your gravitational pull. Yo heavy is so fat it has its own star system. Yo heavy is so fat it created a black hole when he died Yo heavy is so fat he measures a day by years Yo heavy so fat he created the big bang when he fartedd Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 350	Posted - 2015.01.16 21:55:00 - [29] - Quote Yo heavy so fat it delays the spawn timer Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 350	Posted - 2015.01.16 21:58:00 - [30] - Quote Yo heavy so fat they had to use lube on your clone to make you fit in the suit. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)

Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 354	Posted - 2015.01.16 22:04:00 - [31] - Quote Yo heavy so fat CCP blames you for eatting all the bandwidth. Not sure if someone said that already. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 354	Posted - 2015.01.16 22:05:00 - [32] - Quote 1913 DfLo wrote: Union. This thread I do like. Very amusing not like the others. Its a love/hate relationship. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 362	Posted - 2015.01.17 08:29:00 - [33] - Quote WeapondigitX V7 wrote: yo heavy so fat he's death gives more War Points than an MCC kill in closed beta. yo heavy so fat she road kills HAVs yo heavy so fat commandos don't need to sprint to melee you yo heavy so fat he shows that sumo wrestlers CAN run away yo heavy so fat I use your HMG clip as my billion isk purse yo heavy so fat he can guard all pubs that sell beers yo heavy so fat her reflection in the mirror can not contain her awesomeness yo heavy so fat he can handle the truth yo heavy so fat he's waist size is still infinity at the speed of light (laws of physics don't apply to him, length is perceived to be or actually is reduced the closer another person is to the speed of light relative to you) (length measurement is in the direction of the velocity of the person) yo heavy so fat he exceeds the Exemplars corporation member capacity (1000) yo heavy so fat he reduces the frame rate to zero yo heavy so fat one 'like ' is not enough yo heavy so fat he'll die another day yo heavy is so fat the world is not enough for he's appetite yo heavy so fat my jaw drops past ground level to hell yo heavy so fat he got the devils pardon and was resurrected yo heavy so fat he extinguished the flames of hell yo heavy so fat he self propagates like EM waves Yo heavy so fat Jesus Christ Said Oh My God Yo heavy so fat someone took a picture of her ass because they thought it was the grand canyon Yo heavy so fat when she died it ended world hunger Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 362	Posted - 2015.01.17 08:32:00 - [34] - Quote Yo heavy so fat the sun really does shine out of her ass Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 364	Posted - 2015.01.18 02:30:00 - [35] - Quote Kain Spero wrote: Noktix says: Yo heavy so fat when he stands still the enemy thinks he's a CRU and try to hack him. Thats been used already. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 366	Posted - 2015.01.18 02:42:00 - [36] - Quote Yo heavy so fat I now have 8 pages worth telling people of how fat he is. YAY Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 Heaven's Lost Property 446	Posted - 2015.03.13 03:44:00 - [37] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that he needs to stack mofibulators just to be able to walk instead of waddle. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 Heaven's Lost Property 492	Posted - 2015.03.26 20:28:00 - [38] - Quote Yo heavy so fat there can only be one on this forum. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)