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Union118
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2015.01.10 07:58:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat it got kicked for moving to slow.
Yo heavy so fat red berry scouts are pulled to you from your gravitational pull.
You heavy so fat that dropships can't take off when your near them.
Yo heavy so fat a tank runs into you and dies.
Yo heavy so fat you get stuck on platforms that require you to jump to get out.
Yo heavy so fat it takes 3 logi's to pick your ass up.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens
Capital Punishment.
3074
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Posted - 2015.01.10 08:00:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat their cereal bowl has lifeguards.
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
624
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Posted - 2015.01.10 08:25:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat they hold skirmish matches on yo belly.
Yo heavy so fat when you stand still reds try to hack you.
Yo heavy so fat you don't spawn in, you get dropped into battle by RDV.
AKA - StarVenger
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Bethhy
Ancient Exiles.
3035
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Posted - 2015.01.10 08:39:00 -
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YO Heavy is so fat, It wore a Raincoat and people thought Logi LAV's where back in the game. |
Ice Royal Glantix
Subsonic Synthesis
RISE of LEGION
52
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Posted - 2015.01.10 09:19:00 -
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Yo scout is so skinny, it is practically 2D. Which explains why bullets can't hit it.
"Don't be dead; be happy!"
Aim to please. Shoot to kill.
Grenades taste best cooked.
Fluxes are too spicy for me.
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
2525
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Posted - 2015.01.10 09:47:00 -
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Yo Heavy so Fat it takes three SG shots to penetrate the fat.
Yo Heavy so fat it can be seen from the starmap.
Yo Heavy so fat it gets kills by rolling over.
Yo Heavy so fat that when you jump from a MCC you leave a crater where you landed.
Yo Heavy so fat because it ate the 'ur' off of your.
Yo Heavy so fat I left this thread.
You better not cry. You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why. Raven Claws is coming to town!
I <3 my Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉn¦ñ
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Vitharr Foebane
Terminal Courtesy
Proficiency V.
2176
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Posted - 2015.01.10 10:07:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat suits walk faster then it sprints
Amarr Omnisoldier: Assault, Commando, Logistics, Scout, Sentinel at V
My faith is in my God, my Empress, and my Laz0r
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Union118
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
207
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Posted - 2015.01.10 10:31:00 -
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Most of these statements about heavies are true. Lol Good job everyone and thanks for participating.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Vitharr Foebane
Terminal Courtesy
Proficiency V.
2178
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Posted - 2015.01.10 10:37:00 -
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Union118 wrote:Most of these statements about heavies are true. Lol Good job everyone and thanks for participating.
True but OH gaiz they is totally OP >.>
Amarr Omnisoldier: Assault, Commando, Logistics, Scout, Sentinel at V
My faith is in my God, my Empress, and my Laz0r
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
627
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Posted - 2015.01.10 16:40:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat no one can PC anymore cuz you ate the entire blue donut.
AKA - StarVenger
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Breakin Stuff
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
6261
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Posted - 2015.01.10 17:43:00 -
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Everyone wrote:Hymnals and worship
Thank you for your generous praise in my name.
In the spirit of things, I'm so fatty I sat on an ISK and squeezed a booger out of the empress' nose.
EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word.
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
637
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Posted - 2015.01.10 18:50:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat, when you are on the battlefield all vehicle deployment requests are denied.
AKA - StarVenger
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Union118
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
214
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Posted - 2015.01.10 21:13:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat every step cause the planet to shift in orbit thus causing orbital strikes to miss after abeing scanned.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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7th Son 7
Chatelain Rapid Response
Gallente Federation
273
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Posted - 2015.01.10 21:23:00 -
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Run and hide does'nt refer to yo fat ass! lol
Conduct on the battlefield is the ultimate measure of a man
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Criteria Shipment
The Hundred Acre Hood
964
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Posted - 2015.01.10 21:40:00 -
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Thanks guys. I was wondering how I would summarize 90% of last year's topics. |
Zindorak
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
1620
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Posted - 2015.01.10 23:29:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat that if it sat on Snorlax, Snorlax would faint
Pokemon master and Tekken Lord
Give me da iskiez
Gk0 Scout yay :)
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Indy Strizer
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
263
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Posted - 2015.01.11 01:15:00 -
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Not cool, everybody is beautiful so stop contributing to the body image issues that compel mercs into having eating disorders, there's nothing wrong with being big- it's genetic! Nevermind the fact that we're clones! I blame those skinny scouts, they are sooooooo stuck up hiding from everybody with their cloaks - real mercs have curves!
I hate how all the Playstation Menu has a skinny scout, everytime I log in, I feel really insecure about my weight seeing my character as a scout like my ideal self is mocking me. It sucks because I can't consume nanites from a nanohive without people staring! I hate how the State PeacKeepers doesn't have my size! I hate how I feel fetishized by pervy logis looking for a "big beautiful HVY- with lots of armor plates!" I'm a merc and I am beautiful, I just wish I could do some infiltration with a cout or assault with assaults, but nooooooo- myfriends are so embarassed by my weight they won't let me go out with them so I just stay indoors around objectives hoping I'll find an assault some day
And now people want to nerf me!!!1!
I feel so oppressed!
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
647
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Posted - 2015.01.11 06:19:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat they had to add two more low slots just to make room fo yo fat ass.
AKA - StarVenger
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Indy Strizer
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
268
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Posted - 2015.01.11 06:32:00 -
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Yo Heavy So Fat that Ratatti implemented automatic inertia dampening
You know... Because if they hit the ground without doing it, the world would collapse or we'd have a big mess or uhhh... Nevermind. I'm not very good at this  |
Union118
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
218
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Posted - 2015.01.11 10:02:00 -
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Zindorak wrote:Yo heavy so fat that if it sat on Snorlax, Snorlax would faint
Got me to laugh.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Union118
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
218
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Posted - 2015.01.11 10:15:00 -
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Indy Strizer wrote:Not cool, everybody is beautiful so stop contributing to the body image issues that compel mercs into having eating disorders, there's nothing wrong with being big- it's genetic! Nevermind the fact that we're clones! I blame those skinny scouts, they are sooooooo stuck up hiding from everybody with their cloaks - real mercs have curves!
I hate how all the Playstation Menu has a skinny scout, everytime I log in, I feel really insecure about my weight seeing my character as a scout like my ideal self is mocking me. It sucks because I can't consume nanites from a nanohive without people staring! I hate how the State PeacKeepers doesn't have my size! I hate how I feel fetishized by pervy logis looking for a "big beautiful HVY- with lots of armor plates!" I'm a merc and I am beautiful, I just wish I could do some infiltration with a cout or assault with assaults, but nooooooo- myfriends are so embarassed by my weight they won't let me go out with them so I just stay indoors around objectives hoping I'll find an assault some day
And now people want to nerf me!!!1!
I feel so oppressed!
Shut your ***** mouth and stand in from of me while I shove this nanite injector up your ass for later use on you. My logi can only hold so much equipment and god forbid you have a heart attack mid battle. Since that back compartment is the only spot left why not use it. I mean its where it goes right? So trust me im your logi doctor and we know best :-)
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Union118
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
218
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Posted - 2015.01.11 10:18:00 -
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Indy Strizer wrote:Yo Heavy So Fat that Ratatti implemented automatic inertia dampening You know... Because if they hit the ground without doing it, the world would collapse or we'd have a big mess or uhhh... Nevermind. I'm not very good at this
The first line would have done just fine. Good effort.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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KingA2thur
30
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Posted - 2015.01.11 10:30:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat that the mercs don-¦t die because of your hmg if you jump out of your taxi, but of the earthquake you cause.
To get trolled press any key.
"I do not see 'any key'. I can only see a square, triangle, circle and cross."
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
2562
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Posted - 2015.01.12 03:50:00 -
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Yo Heavy so fat that it clears a room before it enters.
Yo Logi so frail that a piece of paper kills it.
Yo scout so small it once worked as a clothesline.
Yo assault so assault that it assaults.
As I await my new Controller I shall post.
Until my boredom.
I <3 my Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉn¦ñ
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Click Here.
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robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
487
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Posted - 2015.01.12 04:36:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat when an lav hit him he said hey! who threw that stone?
Yo heavy so fat when I told him to haul ass he had to make two trips
Yo heavy so fat he can't fit in this joke
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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Union118
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
234
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Posted - 2015.01.12 17:07:00 -
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robin williams' ghost wrote:Yo heavy so fat when an lav hit him he said hey! who threw that stone?
Yo heavy so fat when I told him to haul ass he had to make two trips
Yo heavy so fat he can't fit in this joke
The second one I liked.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Soraya Xel
Abandoned Privilege
Top Men.
5301
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Posted - 2015.01.12 17:14:00 -
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This thread is fantastic.
CPM1 Elect. Thanks for all your support. [email protected] for ideas, thoughts, and feedback.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
6572
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Posted - 2015.01.12 17:16:00 -
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This whole thread is fat shaming... consider me triggered.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
488
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Posted - 2015.01.12 17:26:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat when I blew him up with an RE I got a triple kill
Yo heavy so fat when there's an warbarge strike teammates run to you for cover
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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Union118
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
245
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Posted - 2015.01.12 20:17:00 -
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Soraya Xel wrote:This thread is fantastic.
Thanks its about time I got a CPM to laugh.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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