DUST Search - Yo Heavy So Fat

Indy Strizer wrote:

Not cool, everybody is beautiful so stop contributing to the body image issues that compel mercs into having eating disorders, there's nothing wrong with being big- it's genetic! Nevermind the fact that we're clones! I blame those skinny scouts, they are sooooooo stuck up hiding from everybody with their cloaks - real mercs have curves!

I hate how all the Playstation Menu has a skinny scout, everytime I log in, I feel really insecure about my weight seeing my character as a scout like my ideal self is mocking me. It sucks because I can't consume nanites from a nanohive without people staring! I hate how the State PeacKeepers doesn't have my size! I hate how I feel fetishized by pervy logis looking for a "big beautiful HVY- with lots of armor plates!" I'm a merc and I am beautiful, I just wish I could do some infiltration with a cout or assault with assaults, but nooooooo- myfriends are so embarassed by my weight they won't let me go out with them so I just stay indoors around objectives hoping I'll find an assault some day

And now people want to nerf me!!!1!

I feel so oppressed!

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Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 715	Posted - 2015.01.18 01:47:00 - [151] - Quote Yo heavy so fat you the only merc who plays from behind the redline...both sides....at the same time. AKA - StarVenger
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 364	Posted - 2015.01.18 02:30:00 - [152] - Quote Kain Spero wrote: Noktix says: Yo heavy so fat when he stands still the enemy thinks he's a CRU and try to hack him. Thats been used already. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Union118 MONSTER SYNERGY 366	Posted - 2015.01.18 02:42:00 - [153] - Quote Yo heavy so fat I now have 8 pages worth telling people of how fat he is. YAY Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
Kain Spero Negative-Feedback 4261	Posted - 2015.01.18 02:42:00 - [154] - Quote Union118 wrote: Kain Spero wrote: Noktix says: Yo heavy so fat when he stands still the enemy thinks he's a CRU and try to hack him. Thats been used already. Lol, I'll have to let Noktix know. Owner of Spero Escrow Services Follow @KainSpero for Dust and Legion news
Fire of Prometheus Alpha Response Command 5360	Posted - 2015.01.18 02:45:00 - [155] - Quote yo heavy so fat that it was mistaken for a new planet in PC King of Commandos - And Dust's #1 best dressed merc. Destiny name - FireofPrometheus PSN- jcptmo8055
iKILLu osborne True Vengeance. 596	Posted - 2015.01.18 04:15:00 - [156] - Quote yo heavy so fat he had to go to the big and tall supply depot if you shoot me from the redline i will ensure your death will be a swift one
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 726	Posted - 2015.01.20 06:33:00 - [157] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that all the other players stop and say "Hey! Look!...Look at him. Look at that heavy! ...Wow, he's heavy...He's so heavy he's a FAT heavy. That's one fat heavy. Fat heavy is heavy....Hey...hey fat heavy! ....Hi fat heavy! ....Hiiiiiiiii fat heavy!" AKA - StarVenger
Iron Wolf Saber Den of Swords 18369	Posted - 2015.01.20 06:41:00 - [158] - Quote Bethhy wrote: YO Heavy is so fat, It wore a Raincoat and people thought Logi LAV's where back in the game. You were that close to killing me in real life; I choked on my dinner >< Good thing I know self heimlich; it hurts like hell now. CPM 1 Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior \\= Prototype Forge Gun=// Unlocked
Cat Merc Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance 14520	Posted - 2015.01.20 06:49:00 - [159] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat, its signature profile is larger than the sun. Yo heavy is so fat, it turns hydrogen into helium. Cat Merc for C¦¦P¦¦M¦¦9¦¦ CPM Nyan! Assault Conglomerate: Because we don't shave
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 617	Posted - 2015.01.20 15:40:00 - [160] - Quote Yo heavy so fat when God said let there be light, he meant move your fat ass outta the way. Robin Williams endorses this corp

robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 634	Posted - 2015.01.20 15:47:00 - [161] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he doesn't strafe, he truffle shuffles. Robin Williams endorses this corp
davis fritz Subsonic Synthesis RISE of LEGION 44	Posted - 2015.01.21 02:20:00 - [162] - Quote Indy Strizer wrote: Not cool, everybody is beautiful so stop contributing to the body image issues that compel mercs into having eating disorders, there's nothing wrong with being big- it's genetic! Nevermind the fact that we're clones! I blame those skinny scouts, they are sooooooo stuck up hiding from everybody with their cloaks - real mercs have curves! I hate how all the Playstation Menu has a skinny scout, everytime I log in, I feel really insecure about my weight seeing my character as a scout like my ideal self is mocking me. It sucks because I can't consume nanites from a nanohive without people staring! I hate how the State PeacKeepers doesn't have my size! I hate how I feel fetishized by pervy logis looking for a "big beautiful HVY- with lots of armor plates!" I'm a merc and I am beautiful, I just wish I could do some infiltration with a cout or assault with assaults, but nooooooo- myfriends are so embarassed by my weight they won't let me go out with them so I just stay indoors around objectives hoping I'll find an assault some day And now people want to nerf me!!!1! I feel so oppressed! Pure genius. Would like to send you a candy bar
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 741	Posted - 2015.01.21 02:54:00 - [163] - Quote robin williams' ghost wrote: Yo heavy so fat he doesn't strafe, he truffle shuffles. lmfao!!!!! +10 AKA - StarVenger
BLOOD Ruler Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire 833	Posted - 2015.01.21 03:01:00 - [164] - Quote Yo Heavy so fat its over 9 pages to 9 THOUSAND!!! Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
Yokal Bob Titans of Phoenix VP Gaming Alliance 671	Posted - 2015.01.21 03:45:00 - [165] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he butters scouts /{o.o}/ ---L Inflatable hammer strikes again
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 745	Posted - 2015.01.21 04:15:00 - [166] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he turns the Playstation Move into Playstation I Gotta Sit Down For A While. AKA - StarVenger
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 642	Posted - 2015.01.21 04:20:00 - [167] - Quote Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote: Yo heavy so fat he turns the Playstation Move into Playstation I Gotta Sit Down For A While. Yo heavy so fat, when he went to sit down, he realized he already was. Robin Williams endorses this corp
iKILLu osborne Dead Man's Game RUST415 608	Posted - 2015.01.21 06:11:00 - [168] - Quote yo heavy so fat when he pushes a point you hear "what would you doo-oo for a klondike bar" if you shoot me from the redline i will ensure your death will be a swift one
WeapondigitX V7 The Exemplars RISE of LEGION 191	Posted - 2015.01.21 08:32:00 - [169] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he doesn't need to get food, gravity draws it to him. Long ago, THE heavy was so fat EVE players thought the light out of his ass was a EVE titan ship wiping out all the enemy EVE ships in one blow.
Meisterjager Jagermeister Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire 750	Posted - 2015.01.21 17:35:00 - [170] - Quote Yo heavy so fat you never run out of ammo cuz you always sweatin bullets. AKA - StarVenger

CPM Awox Mexican Justice League 77	Posted - 2015.01.21 18:43:00 - [171] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat that it died. Yeah he was to big and his heart gave out. He was such a fat fu ck. Killed again has Super-Ebola.
robin williams' ghost whisky tango foxtrot sir 646	Posted - 2015.01.21 18:49:00 - [172] - Quote Yo heavy so fat, logis don't just follow him, they orbit him. Robin Williams endorses this corp
g li2 Grupo de Asalto Chacal RISE of LEGION 494	Posted - 2015.01.21 19:58:00 - [173] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that carries a backpack full of food (Amarr) CHACALES ¡¡ HONOR !!
Major IMPACT Titans of Phoenix VP Gaming Alliance 77	Posted - 2015.01.22 02:53:00 - [174] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat he uses a large turret for his main weapon Still waiting for the tanks to be reintroduced
WeapondigitX V7 The Exemplars RISE of LEGION 192	Posted - 2015.01.22 07:59:00 - [175] - Quote Yo heavy so fat his red proto stomping eyes shine the brightest Yo heavy so fat he always dies in 20 seconds cause his always in the enemy redline sniping you Yo heavy so fat he is the cause of the dust 514 glitch where the ground gives way, the game cant handle his awesome weight. Yo heavy so fat the amount of polygons needed to render him in game is to large and breaks the game Yo heavy so fat he is THE squad Oh look is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it superman? Is it a titan? No it is the plumber that ha come to unblock the EVE gate to earth cause the fat heavy who is so fat, he blocked the EVE gate to earth with one of his fat turds.
Major IMPACT Titans of Phoenix VP Gaming Alliance 77	Posted - 2015.01.23 00:15:00 - [176] - Quote Yo heavy is so fat the ground is the limit instead of the sky Yo heavy is so fat it masturbeted using pictures of Molden Heath Still waiting for the tanks to be reintroduced
Union118 Heaven's Lost Property 446	Posted - 2015.03.13 03:44:00 - [177] - Quote Yo heavy so fat that he needs to stack mofibulators just to be able to walk instead of waddle. Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
FLAYLOCK Steve Kinsho Swords Caldari State 480	Posted - 2015.03.13 04:24:00 - [178] - Quote Yo heavy so fat he leaves you starving for isk Yo heavy so fat coined the red berry term Yo heavy so fat he keeps getting nerfed Yo heavy so fat CCP might ban him from driving Yo heavy so fat he delayed pilot suits again Yo heavy so fat he needed a module to jump
Billi Gene 563	Posted - 2015.03.13 04:48:00 - [179] - Quote Yo Heavy so fat yur corp needs a quafe loyalty card. Pedant, Ape, Troll. My Beard makes Alpha's sook :P
Timtron Victory Horizons' Edge 426	Posted - 2015.03.13 04:52:00 - [180] - Quote Yo Heavy is so fat it can fly RATATATAGäó CCP WhoeverGäó Proud Christian Jesus Loves You



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