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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire
715
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Posted - 2015.01.18 01:47:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat you the only merc who plays from behind the redline...both sides....at the same time.
AKA - StarVenger
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Union118
MONSTER SYNERGY
364
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Posted - 2015.01.18 02:30:00 -
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Kain Spero wrote:Noktix says:
Yo heavy so fat when he stands still the enemy thinks he's a CRU and try to hack him. Thats been used already.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Union118
MONSTER SYNERGY
366
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Posted - 2015.01.18 02:42:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat I now have 8 pages worth telling people of how fat he is. YAY
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Kain Spero
Negative-Feedback
4261
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Posted - 2015.01.18 02:42:00 -
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Union118 wrote:Kain Spero wrote:Noktix says:
Yo heavy so fat when he stands still the enemy thinks he's a CRU and try to hack him. Thats been used already.
Lol, I'll have to let Noktix know.
Owner of Spero Escrow Services
Follow @KainSpero for Dust and Legion news
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Fire of Prometheus
Alpha Response Command
5360
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Posted - 2015.01.18 02:45:00 -
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yo heavy so fat that it was mistaken for a new planet in PC
King of Commandos - And Dust's #1 best dressed merc.
Destiny name - FireofPrometheus
PSN- jcptmo8055
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iKILLu osborne
True Vengeance.
596
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Posted - 2015.01.18 04:15:00 -
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yo heavy so fat he had to go to the big and tall supply depot
if you shoot me from the redline i will ensure your death will be a swift one
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire
726
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Posted - 2015.01.20 06:33:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat that all the other players stop and say "Hey! Look!...Look at him. Look at that heavy! ...Wow, he's heavy...He's so heavy he's a FAT heavy. That's one fat heavy. Fat heavy is heavy....Hey...hey fat heavy! ....Hi fat heavy! ....Hiiiiiiiii fat heavy!"
AKA - StarVenger
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
18369
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Posted - 2015.01.20 06:41:00 -
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Bethhy wrote:YO Heavy is so fat, It wore a Raincoat and people thought Logi LAV's where back in the game.
You were that close to killing me in real life; I choked on my dinner ><
Good thing I know self heimlich; it hurts like hell now.
CPM 1
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior
\\= Prototype Forge Gun=// Unlocked
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
14520
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Posted - 2015.01.20 06:49:00 -
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Yo heavy is so fat, its signature profile is larger than the sun.
Yo heavy is so fat, it turns hydrogen into helium.
Cat Merc for C¦¦P¦¦M¦¦9¦¦ CPM Nyan!
Assault Conglomerate: Because we don't shave
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robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
617
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Posted - 2015.01.20 15:40:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat when God said let there be light, he meant move your fat ass outta the way.
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
634
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Posted - 2015.01.20 15:47:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat he doesn't strafe, he truffle shuffles.
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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davis fritz
Subsonic Synthesis RISE of LEGION
44
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Posted - 2015.01.21 02:20:00 -
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Indy Strizer wrote:Not cool, everybody is beautiful so stop contributing to the body image issues that compel mercs into having eating disorders, there's nothing wrong with being big- it's genetic! Nevermind the fact that we're clones! I blame those skinny scouts, they are sooooooo stuck up hiding from everybody with their cloaks - real mercs have curves!
I hate how all the Playstation Menu has a skinny scout, everytime I log in, I feel really insecure about my weight seeing my character as a scout like my ideal self is mocking me. It sucks because I can't consume nanites from a nanohive without people staring! I hate how the State PeacKeepers doesn't have my size! I hate how I feel fetishized by pervy logis looking for a "big beautiful HVY- with lots of armor plates!" I'm a merc and I am beautiful, I just wish I could do some infiltration with a cout or assault with assaults, but nooooooo- myfriends are so embarassed by my weight they won't let me go out with them so I just stay indoors around objectives hoping I'll find an assault some day
And now people want to nerf me!!!1!
I feel so oppressed!
Pure genius. Would like to send you a candy bar
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire
741
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Posted - 2015.01.21 02:54:00 -
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robin williams' ghost wrote:Yo heavy so fat he doesn't strafe, he truffle shuffles. lmfao!!!!! +10
AKA - StarVenger
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BLOOD Ruler
Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire
833
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Posted - 2015.01.21 03:01:00 -
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Yo Heavy so fat its over 9 pages to 9 THOUSAND!!!
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
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Yokal Bob
Titans of Phoenix VP Gaming Alliance
671
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Posted - 2015.01.21 03:45:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat he butters scouts
/{o.o}/ ---L Inflatable hammer strikes again
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire
745
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Posted - 2015.01.21 04:15:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat he turns the Playstation Move into Playstation I Gotta Sit Down For A While.
AKA - StarVenger
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robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
642
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Posted - 2015.01.21 04:20:00 -
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Meisterjager Jagermeister wrote:Yo heavy so fat he turns the Playstation Move into Playstation I Gotta Sit Down For A While. Yo heavy so fat, when he went to sit down, he realized he already was.
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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iKILLu osborne
Dead Man's Game RUST415
608
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Posted - 2015.01.21 06:11:00 -
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yo heavy so fat when he pushes a point you hear "what would you doo-oo for a klondike bar"
if you shoot me from the redline i will ensure your death will be a swift one
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WeapondigitX V7
The Exemplars RISE of LEGION
191
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Posted - 2015.01.21 08:32:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat he doesn't need to get food, gravity draws it to him.
Long ago, THE heavy was so fat EVE players thought the light out of his ass was a EVE titan ship wiping out all the enemy EVE ships in one blow.
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand Amarr Empire
750
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Posted - 2015.01.21 17:35:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat you never run out of ammo cuz you always sweatin bullets.
AKA - StarVenger
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CPM Awox
Mexican Justice League
77
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Posted - 2015.01.21 18:43:00 -
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Yo heavy is so fat that it died. Yeah he was to big and his heart gave out. He was such a fat fu ck.
Killed again has Super-Ebola.
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robin williams' ghost
whisky tango foxtrot sir
646
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Posted - 2015.01.21 18:49:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat, logis don't just follow him, they orbit him.
Robin Williams endorses this corp
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g li2
Grupo de Asalto Chacal RISE of LEGION
494
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Posted - 2015.01.21 19:58:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat that carries a backpack full of food (Amarr)
CHACALES
¡¡ HONOR !!
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Major IMPACT
Titans of Phoenix VP Gaming Alliance
77
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Posted - 2015.01.22 02:53:00 -
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Yo heavy is so fat he uses a large turret for his main weapon
Still waiting for the tanks to be reintroduced
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WeapondigitX V7
The Exemplars RISE of LEGION
192
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Posted - 2015.01.22 07:59:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat his red proto stomping eyes shine the brightest
Yo heavy so fat he always dies in 20 seconds cause his always in the enemy redline sniping you
Yo heavy so fat he is the cause of the dust 514 glitch where the ground gives way, the game cant handle his awesome weight.
Yo heavy so fat the amount of polygons needed to render him in game is to large and breaks the game
Yo heavy so fat he is THE squad
Oh look is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it superman? Is it a titan? No it is the plumber that ha come to unblock the EVE gate to earth cause the fat heavy who is so fat, he blocked the EVE gate to earth with one of his fat turds.
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Major IMPACT
Titans of Phoenix VP Gaming Alliance
77
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Posted - 2015.01.23 00:15:00 -
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Yo heavy is so fat the ground is the limit instead of the sky
Yo heavy is so fat it masturbeted using pictures of Molden Heath
Still waiting for the tanks to be reintroduced
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Union118
Heaven's Lost Property
446
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Posted - 2015.03.13 03:44:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat that he needs to stack mofibulators just to be able to walk instead of waddle.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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FLAYLOCK Steve
Kinsho Swords Caldari State
480
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Posted - 2015.03.13 04:24:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat he leaves you starving for isk Yo heavy so fat coined the red berry term Yo heavy so fat he keeps getting nerfed Yo heavy so fat CCP might ban him from driving Yo heavy so fat he delayed pilot suits again Yo heavy so fat he needed a module to jump
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Billi Gene
563
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Posted - 2015.03.13 04:48:00 -
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Yo Heavy so fat yur corp needs a quafe loyalty card.
Pedant, Ape, Troll.
My Beard makes Alpha's sook :P
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Timtron Victory
Horizons' Edge
426
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Posted - 2015.03.13 04:52:00 -
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Yo Heavy is so fat it can fly
RATATATAGäó
CCP WhoeverGäó
Proud Christian
Jesus Loves You
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