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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13819
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:20:00 -
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I am the Nanites of my Plate. Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage. I have Shot over a thousand Bullets. Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance. Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones. Yet, these hands will never drop equipment. So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
3127
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:22:00 -
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Oh i get it!
You're saying the sentinel needs a buff because they can't carry equipment!
"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ
I piss Remote Explosives and shit Shotgun shells.
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
4799
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:23:00 -
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Till the poor chubby wubby crosses paths with a CR
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ.
LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13819
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:23:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:Oh i get it! You're saying the sentinel needs a buff because they can't carry equipment! I... wat
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
3127
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:24:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:Oh i get it! You're saying the sentinel needs a buff because they can't carry equipment! I... wat Sarcasm Cat, sarcasm.
"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ
I piss Remote Explosives and shit Shotgun shells.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13819
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:25:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:Oh i get it! You're saying the sentinel needs a buff because they can't carry equipment! I... wat Sarcasm Cat, sarcasm. I was playing along with the joke dammit. That was supposed to mean "Did I just create a monster?".
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Immortal John Ripper
26528
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:32:00 -
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Catmerc is butthurt, let's buff sentinels.
Alt of Jadek.
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ShamelessALT
Ametat Security Amarr Empire
115
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:36:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:If we're on the topic of poems about heavies... Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Biased Drivel
Are we really going to go there again?
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful then you can possibly imagine...
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ShamelessALT
Ametat Security Amarr Empire
115
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:38:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate. Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage. I have Shot over a thousand Bullets. Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance. Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones. Yet, these hands will never drop equipment. So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. You watch yesterday's episode of UBW?
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful then you can possibly imagine...
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13822
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:44:00 -
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ShamelessALT wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate. Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage. I have Shot over a thousand Bullets. Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance. Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones. Yet, these hands will never drop equipment. So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. You watch yesterday's episode of UBW? Yes Dat blades
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13822
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:45:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:Roses are red, violets are blue. Catmerc is butthurt, let's buff sentinels. lel
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
8829
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:03:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate. Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage. I have Shot over a thousand Bullets. Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance. Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones. Yet, these hands will never drop equipment. So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works.
I am the Product of my Rage. Knives are my body, and Biotics are my blood. I have stabbed over a thousand Heavies Unkown to their Logi's nor known to their Scanners. Have withstood HMG's to assassinate many Clones. Yet, these knives will never slay in PC. So, as I slay, Unlimited Knives Works
Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman.
Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe.
Nobody messes with my family
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One Eyed King
Land of the BIind
6602
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:08:00 -
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A OEK Haiku.
Fat is my HP Raining bullets upon all Forever I stand.
Thunderbolt. verb and noun.
"James thunderbolted in his pants."
"I lit a bag of thunderbolt on fire on CCP's doorway"
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
5744
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:10:00 -
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Deck the halls with bowels of Cat Merc
Fa lalalala la la la la!
Hold him back while I'm reloading,
Fa lalalala la la la la!
Barrels spinning heat is rising
Fa la la la la la la... la... la.
Shouldn't have got that close to me,
Fa la la la la... la la... la... *BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
+50 +50 -50 +50
EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13830
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:32:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate. Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage. I have Shot over a thousand Bullets. Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance. Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones. Yet, these hands will never drop equipment. So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. I am the Product of my Rage. Knives are my body, and Biotics are my blood. I have stabbed over a thousand Heavies Unkown to their Logi's nor known to their Scanners. Have withstood HMG's to assassinate many Clones. Yet, these knives will never slay in PC. So, as I slay, Unlimited Knives Works Glorious
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Kuruld Sengar
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
75
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:42:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms. FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ I **** Remote Explosives and **** Shotgun shells.
Am I proving a point if I say I listen to last resort by roach, and the sweenie todd sound track when I play minja?
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NextDark Knight
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
732
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:58:00 -
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Not sure if you know this.. But the Forge gun needs a ROF buff.
Now with new triple ring design it should also get it's 3m splash back as well.
Over 60+ Million SP and full proto in all Caldari Suits. Dust just won't die on PS3/Xbox. Dustin since 6/29/2012
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13831
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Posted - 2014.12.14 22:48:00 -
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NextDark Knight wrote:Not sure if you know this.. But the Forge gun needs a ROF buff.
Now with new triple ring design it should also get it's 3m splash back as well. *Looks at NextDark Knight*
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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RogueTrooper 2000AD
Neckbeard Absolution
428
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Posted - 2014.12.14 22:56:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:If we're on the topic of poems about heavies... Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Yellow scout, Red scout Green scout, Dead scout Rail scout, tank scout Thales scout, gank scout Shotty or combat rifle? in the redline? sniper rifle! You think I'm fast? I need no car! Ill jump out with my ARR! Things can kill me? They're OP! CCP, buff the RE! Whats that? Im a noob? Get gud scrub, I have more HP than you! I like EZ mode, its not my cloak! Why should I have to skill into much? Right now we are super UP. Thats why we're the only suit you see! Even better, Ill drive a tank. Watch me jump out with my shotty OH wow, you got instaganked! I just need this suit that makes you respawn Its not my fault my aiming blows
A poem by Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p (revised)
This is far more accurate.
Now back to the delusional barbershop where you can try to get everything nerfed against scouts.
K den.
Do not try and bend the K den. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
There is no k den.
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Sir Snugglz
Red Star. EoN.
953
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Posted - 2014.12.14 22:58:00 -
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please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related...
-Pro AFKing LVL 5
-Luck is just one of my skills
-Just because I make flying look easy doesn't mean it is
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13836
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:01:00 -
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Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related... I am the bone of my claw Fur is my body, and MeowMix is my blood I have grown over a thousand claws Unknown to death Nor known to life Have withstood boredom to create many weapons Yet, those claws will never open the box So as I meow, Unlimited Schr+¦dinger Works.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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boba's fetta
Dead Man's Game RUST415
892
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:19:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related... I am the bone of my claw Fur is my body, and MeowMix is my blood I have grown over a thousand claws Unknown to death Nor known to life Have withstood boredom to create many weapons Yet, those claws will never open the box So as I meow, Unlimited Schr+¦dinger Works.
just an fyi Schr+¦dinger's cat has been proven to be dead.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13836
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:25:00 -
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boba's fetta wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related... I am the bone of my claw Fur is my body, and MeowMix is my blood I have grown over a thousand claws Unknown to death Nor known to life Have withstood boredom to create many weapons Yet, those claws will never open the box So as I meow, Unlimited Schr+¦dinger Works. just an fyi Schr+¦dinger's cat has been proven to be dead. Lies.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1858
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:41:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate. Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage. I have Shot over a thousand Bullets. Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance. Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones. Yet, these hands will never drop equipment. So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. I am the Product of my Rage. Knives are my body, and Biotics are my blood. I have stabbed over a thousand Heavies Unkown to their Logi's nor known to their Scanners. Have withstood HMG's to assassinate many Clones. Yet, these knives will never slay in PC. So, as I slay, Unlimited Knives Works
My Ishokone is my Rage. Bullets are my body, and ISK is my blood. I have killed over a thousand troops Unknown to the prey nor to their minimaps. Have withstood BrARs to drop many clones. Yet, I fall so quick. So, I shoot, Unlimited Assault Works.
One on behalf of Raven being the feathery overlord of all.
I am the feathers of my wing Feathers is my body, and feed is my blood I have grown over a thousand feathers Unknown to humans Nor known to bunnies Have withstood winds to eat many Yet, these talons will never grasp a needle So as I caw, Unlimited Feathers Works.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1858
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:45:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:A OEK Haiku.
Fat is my HP Raining bullets upon all Forever I stand.
Fast is my speed Slashing knives at all Forever I cloak.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
1769
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:49:00 -
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Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related...
This. I've been a fan since the VN was translated. You're doing F/SN a disservice by using the UBW poem to mock heavy spam.
Yet another nail in the coffin full of reasons as to why I dislike cat merc.
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13837
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:58:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related... This. I've been a fan since the VN was translated. You're doing F/SN a disservice by using the UBW poem to mock heavy spam. Yet another nail in the coffin full of reasons as to why I dislike cat merc. lel
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1861
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:00:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related... This. I've been a fan since the VN was translated. You're doing F/SN a disservice by using the UBW poem to mock heavy spam. Yet another nail in the coffin full of reasons as to why I dislike cat merc. lel I actually liked this. Your opinion does not matter, human. Cat Merc is your Overlord. I am his overlord, but I really don't care what he does, as long as you squirm.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
1769
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:02:00 -
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Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16.
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13838
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:03:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. lel
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1861
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:04:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. You are wrong. You are off by about 11 years too young. 27 & Married... Trying to convince Wife that my addiction to DUST is not a problem.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13838
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:07:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. You are wrong. You are off by about 11 years too young. 27 & Married... Trying to convince Wife that my addiction to DUST is not a problem. So... Bedtime?
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1861
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:08:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. You are wrong. You are off by about 11 years too young. 27 & Married... Trying to convince Wife that my addiction to DUST is not a problem. So... Bedtime? Yes, but I won't be sleeping. Keep making them, fun to read.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
1769
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:22:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. You are wrong. You are off by about 11 years too young. 27 & Married... Trying to convince Wife that my addiction to DUST is not a problem.
I was actually talking at cat merc, but its past your bed time too
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1863
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:32:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. You are wrong. You are off by about 11 years too young. 27 & Married... Trying to convince Wife that my addiction to DUST is not a problem. I was actually talking at cat merc, but its past your bed time too Oh... What?
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13838
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:36:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. You are wrong. You are off by about 11 years too young. 27 & Married... Trying to convince Wife that my addiction to DUST is not a problem. I was actually talking at cat merc, but its past your bed time too lel
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Edau Skir2
duna corp
101
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:42:00 -
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Ah the gaming community. The only place where the insult to someone making jokes is, "You're like 12"
God. Do these people realise it actually backfires on them or....? |
Immortal John Ripper
26592
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:52:00 -
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Edau Skir2 wrote:Ah the gaming community. The only place where the insult to someone making jokes is, "You're like 12"
God. Do these people realise it actually backfires on them or....? idk but the whole "12 yr old" insults thing kinda reminds me of sota. we should invite him here....
Alt of Jadek.
Anyone with less likes than me is not a forum warrior. Anyone with more likes than me is a forum warrior
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Savage Mangler
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
221
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Posted - 2014.12.15 11:11:00 -
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Kinetic CATalyzer: SQUARE ACCEL!
So Cat Merc, I heard from some spiky orange haired guy with a hero complex that people die when they're killed. Is that true oh catnipped one?
-YOU HAVE BEEN SCANNED-
"Good, then they'll know who killed them."
Salvation...through Annihilation
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MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
1770
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Posted - 2014.12.15 11:23:00 -
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Edau Skir2 wrote:Ah the gaming community. The only place where the insult to someone making jokes is, "You're like 12"
God. Do these people realise it actually backfires on them or....?
Fine "I dislike the terribly immature way cat merc used something I enjoy to seemingly disparage two things. I'm probably going to just attribute this to cat merc being immature and or young".
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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Edau Skir2
duna corp
101
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Posted - 2014.12.15 11:26:00 -
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Whatever happened to freedom of speech and respecting other people's views? Don't like it, don't read it. Simple.
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
1571
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Posted - 2014.12.15 11:32:00 -
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I bought a quafe suit it was new and amarr, don't tell my mum or she'll go cry in the car.
I bought blue prints of items back in the day, for plates, reps, and mods I happily paid.
I bought a few of the new ones, first up H-M-G, put it on the quafe suit to say "HEY LOOK AT ME!"
I equipped my new suit with hate in my heart, for the tryhards and protos to be torn apart.
When I'm out of bullets I don't mind not one bit, I suicide the whole suit, because I don't give a...
It's fun, I get kills, and there's no cost, no fee, I make ISK, collect tears, and it's totally free!
Hero of the Amarrinese.
Wheeee!
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MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
1770
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Posted - 2014.12.15 11:37:00 -
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Edau Skir2 wrote:Whatever happened to freedom of speech and respecting other people's views? Don't like it, don't read it. Simple.
Freedom of speech doesn't apply on the Internet. Much like in 3d-land if you're being dumb or a jerk people do have every right to tell you to knock it off, especially if its being done in a public venue.
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1864
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Posted - 2014.12.15 11:42:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Edau Skir2 wrote:Whatever happened to freedom of speech and respecting other people's views? Don't like it, don't read it. Simple.
Freedom of speech doesn't apply on the Internet. Much like in 3d-land if you're being dumb or a jerk people do have every right to tell you to knock it off, especially if its being done in a public venue. It does apply, even to human nature. Of course I am not a Human I am a Raven.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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Savage Mangler
Molon Labe. General Tso's Alliance
221
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:10:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Edau Skir2 wrote:Whatever happened to freedom of speech and respecting other people's views? Don't like it, don't read it. Simple.
Freedom of speech doesn't apply on the Internet. Much like in 3d-land if you're being dumb or a jerk people do have every right to tell you to knock it off, especially if its being done in a public venue. I'm not even going to touch this self demonstrating article of hypocrisy.
All I can say is loosen up a bit. I am a huge type-moon fanatic and I still got a good chuckle out of it. Was it terribly clever and original? Not really, but that's not a reason to **** in his meowmix.
-YOU HAVE BEEN SCANNED-
"Good, then they'll know who killed them."
Salvation...through Annihilation
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13844
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:24:00 -
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Savage Mangler wrote:Kinetic CATalyzer: SQUARE ACCEL! So Cat Merc, I heard from some spiky orange haired guy with a hero complex that people die when they're killed. Is that true oh catnipped one? Schr+¦dinger's cat would like to have a word with you.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13844
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:26:00 -
[47] - Quote
Savage Mangler wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Edau Skir2 wrote:Whatever happened to freedom of speech and respecting other people's views? Don't like it, don't read it. Simple.
Freedom of speech doesn't apply on the Internet. Much like in 3d-land if you're being dumb or a jerk people do have every right to tell you to knock it off, especially if its being done in a public venue. I'm not even going to touch this self demonstrating article of hypocrisy. All I can say is loosen up a bit. I am a huge type-moon fanatic and I still got a good chuckle out of it. Was it terribly clever and original? Not really, but that's not a reason to **** in his meowmix. Pretty much. It's why I'm giggling at every post he makes.
I'm currently going through the VN and enjoying it quite a bit.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
5770
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:41:00 -
[48] - Quote
MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16.
Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent.
He's probably 16 for sure
And like all cats, natively evil.
I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie.
EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13850
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:50:00 -
[49] - Quote
Breakin Stuff wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent. He's probably 16 for sure And like all cats, natively evil. I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie. ...I am actually 16. It's just my Russian genes. lel
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Mobius Wyvern
Sky-FIRE
5523
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:53:00 -
[50] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent. He's probably 16 for sure And like all cats, natively evil. I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie. ...I actually am 16. It's just my Russian genes. lel I played with him once when he had a cold.
His voice was even deeper.
Amidst the blue skies
A link from past to future
The sheltering wings of the protector
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Immortal John Ripper
26594
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:56:00 -
[51] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent. He's probably 16 for sure And like all cats, natively evil. I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie. ...I actually am 16. It's just my Russian genes. lel I heard it was good Russian manners to always fill you guests cup with vodka. If I don't wanna get wasted, I should keep it half full because if I drink it all you must refill the cup.
Is this true? *chugs glass of vodka*
Alt of Jadek.
Anyone with less likes than me is not a forum warrior. Anyone with more likes than me is a forum warrior
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13855
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:59:00 -
[52] - Quote
Immortal John Ripper wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent. He's probably 16 for sure And like all cats, natively evil. I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie. ...I actually am 16. It's just my Russian genes. lel I heard it was good Russian manners to always fill you guests cup with vodka. If I don't wanna get wasted, I should keep it half full because if I drink it all you must refill the cup. Is this true? *chugs glass of vodka* So THAT'S what happened last night....
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1869
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:59:00 -
[53] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent. He's probably 16 for sure And like all cats, natively evil. I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie. ...I am actually 16. It's just my Russian genes. lel So a Russian Cat and a Swedish Raven? That may have sounded better in my head...
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13855
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Posted - 2014.12.15 13:00:00 -
[54] - Quote
sir RAVEN WING wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent. He's probably 16 for sure And like all cats, natively evil. I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie. ...I am actually 16. It's just my Russian genes. lel So a Russian Cat and a Swedish Raven? That may have sounded better in my head... Eh, don't actually live in Russia. That's just where my family came from.
Never stepped foot in Russia.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1869
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Posted - 2014.12.15 13:16:00 -
[55] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent. He's probably 16 for sure And like all cats, natively evil. I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie. ...I am actually 16. It's just my Russian genes. lel So a Russian Cat and a Swedish Raven? That may have sounded better in my head... Eh, don't actually live in Russia. That's just where my family came from. Never stepped foot in Russia. Then a Russian, but not Russian cat. Yep... in other news I was spawn killed in the MCC during a pub. Kappa 514...
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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Meeko Fent
True Illuminate
2295
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Posted - 2014.12.15 13:32:00 -
[56] - Quote
*wonders if Mina is going to figure out she's getting trolled, or if trolling*
I am the bluedot. And I will rise again.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
5776
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Posted - 2014.12.15 13:39:00 -
[57] - Quote
Meeko Fent wrote:*wonders if Mina is going to figure out she's getting trolled, or if trolling* She never figures it out even when you spell it out in crayon.
EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word.
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Meeko Fent
True Illuminate
2296
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Posted - 2014.12.15 14:11:00 -
[58] - Quote
Breakin Stuff wrote:Meeko Fent wrote:*wonders if Mina is going to figure out she's getting trolled, or if trolling* She never figures it out even when you spell it out in crayon. *facepalm*
She clearly never leveled her troll detection skills.
I am the bluedot. And I will rise again.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13857
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Posted - 2014.12.15 14:51:00 -
[59] - Quote
Meeko Fent wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:Meeko Fent wrote:*wonders if Mina is going to figure out she's getting trolled, or if trolling* She never figures it out even when you spell it out in crayon. *facepalm* She clearly never leveled her troll detection skills. But that's a core skill! I would understand if she didn't have Troll Detection Proficiency, but Troll Detection? Really?
That's like not leveling Ban Evasion and Alt Control!
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Copharus Arkana
Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic
8
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Posted - 2014.12.15 15:48:00 -
[60] - Quote
Cat Merc are you a furry? |
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13859
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Posted - 2014.12.15 16:14:00 -
[61] - Quote
Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc are you a furry? That would be a no.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
8843
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Posted - 2014.12.15 16:26:00 -
[62] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Savage Mangler wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Edau Skir2 wrote:Whatever happened to freedom of speech and respecting other people's views? Don't like it, don't read it. Simple.
Freedom of speech doesn't apply on the Internet. Much like in 3d-land if you're being dumb or a jerk people do have every right to tell you to knock it off, especially if its being done in a public venue. I'm not even going to touch this self demonstrating article of hypocrisy. All I can say is loosen up a bit. I am a huge type-moon fanatic and I still got a good chuckle out of it. Was it terribly clever and original? Not really, but that's not a reason to **** in his meowmix. Pretty much. It's why I'm giggling at every post he makes. I'm currently going through the VN and enjoying it quite a bit.
I told you it was amazing!
60 hours well spent getting that thing to 100%
Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman.
Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe.
Nobody messes with my family
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13859
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Posted - 2014.12.15 16:27:00 -
[63] - Quote
Ghost Kaisar wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Savage Mangler wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Edau Skir2 wrote:Whatever happened to freedom of speech and respecting other people's views? Don't like it, don't read it. Simple.
Freedom of speech doesn't apply on the Internet. Much like in 3d-land if you're being dumb or a jerk people do have every right to tell you to knock it off, especially if its being done in a public venue. I'm not even going to touch this self demonstrating article of hypocrisy. All I can say is loosen up a bit. I am a huge type-moon fanatic and I still got a good chuckle out of it. Was it terribly clever and original? Not really, but that's not a reason to **** in his meowmix. Pretty much. It's why I'm giggling at every post he makes. I'm currently going through the VN and enjoying it quite a bit. I told you it was amazing! 60 hours well spent getting that thing to 100% Won't lie, I am missing the Ufotable Unlimited Budget Works animation.
I got spoiled by it lol
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Poncho Polous
Titans of Phoenix
642
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Posted - 2014.12.15 16:33:00 -
[64] - Quote
Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:If we're on the topic of poems about heavies... Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Yellow Heavy, Red Heavy Green Heavy, Dead heavy Rail heavy, tank heavy Thales heavy, gank heavy HMG or rail rifle? in the redline? sniper rifle! You think I'm slow? I have a car! Ill jump out with my ARR! Things can kill me? They're OP! CCP, nerf the RE! Whats that? Im a noob? Get gud scrub, I have more HP than you! I like EZ mode, its not my fault! Why should I have to skill assault? Right now we are super UP. Thats why we're the only suit you see! Even better, Ill drive a tank. Watch me jump out with my HMG OH wow, you got instaganked! I just need this weapon that makes you super slow Its not my fault my aiming blows
A poem by Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p (revisited)
I can't for the life of me remember who originally posted this - but nothing was ever the same for me -
And now, my portly brothers and sisters, please open your Book of Fatness to Chapter 1, Verse 1. Let us pray:
A Reading from the Psalm of Heavy:
The BOUNDLESS is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to smite redberries in dusty pastures: he leadeth me to narrow hallways.
He saveth my clone: he leadeth me in the rivers of bloodlust for his name's sake.
And yea, though I walk through the valley of the Shadowless Clackers, I will fear no Scout; for Thou art with me; thy DPS and quick rotation speed, they comfort me.
Thou preparest before me a claustrophic room full of redberries; thou anointest my HMG with oil; my K/DR runneth over.
Surely badassedness and mercilessness shall follow me all the minutes of my clone's life: and I will dwell in the house of the BOUNDLESS for ever.
Amen.
Slay everything to pieces, my fat brethren.
Titans of Phoenix > Director > WE DA BUUUUSSSS!
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Copharus Arkana
Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic
8
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Posted - 2014.12.15 17:31:00 -
[65] - Quote
I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game. |
Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13876
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Posted - 2014.12.15 19:54:00 -
[66] - Quote
Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game. Or instead of removing content, tone them down a bit?
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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GeneraI John Ripper
22
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Posted - 2014.12.15 20:00:00 -
[67] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game. Or instead of removing content, tone them down a bit? you mean like put them on a diet? like a taco diet?
I am the original badass.
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4lbert Wesker
WESKER S.T.A.R.S
23
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Posted - 2014.12.15 20:03:00 -
[68] - Quote
Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game.
You mad bro? Do you feel hmg up your ass?People don't understand that heavies have more vulnerabilities than stronger sides...
I punched camel once,and it meows at me
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Copharus Arkana
Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2014.12.15 20:12:00 -
[69] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game. Or instead of removing content, tone them down a bit? If they were toned down, then they wouldn't serve the role they are made for. A heavy class in any kind of PvP shooter is just a bad idea unless you are like CCP and pretend to have balence. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
5786
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Posted - 2014.12.15 20:20:00 -
[70] - Quote
Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game. Or instead of removing content, tone them down a bit? If they were toned down, then they wouldn't serve the role they are made for. A heavy class in any kind of PvP shooter is just a bad idea unless you are like CCP and pretend to have balence.
Awww look. It's so cute when they're buttmad.
EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word.
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
8939
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Posted - 2014.12.15 20:23:00 -
[71] - Quote
Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game. Or instead of removing content, tone them down a bit? If they were toned down, then they wouldn't serve the role they are made for. A heavy class in any kind of PvP shooter is just a bad idea unless you are like CCP and pretend to have balence.
Have you seen the TF2 heavy?
Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman.
Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe.
Nobody messes with my family
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13887
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Posted - 2014.12.15 21:12:00 -
[72] - Quote
Ghost Kaisar wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game. Or instead of removing content, tone them down a bit? If they were toned down, then they wouldn't serve the role they are made for. A heavy class in any kind of PvP shooter is just a bad idea unless you are like CCP and pretend to have balence. Have you seen the TF2 heavy? I have listened to the dev commentary. The amount of thought that went into creating the classes was quite amazing.
For example, they realized that the Heavy required less skill to operate than the other classes, so they added the spin up mechanic to the machine gun, so that the player's skill in operating the heavy comes from anticipating enemy movements.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
5639
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Posted - 2014.12.15 21:19:00 -
[73] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:For example, they realized that the Heavy required less skill to operate than the other classes, so they added the spin up mechanic to the machine gun, so that the player's skill in operating the heavy comes from anticipating enemy movements. Why the **** hasn't CCP implemented this exact same mechanic? I wouldn't even be mad at them for copying it. It's a good idea and prevents insta-blapping. It doesn't even have to be a spool up, just make the RoF scale the longer the HMG is fired.
My advice to you, playa...
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
9023
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Posted - 2014.12.16 02:25:00 -
[74] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Ghost Kaisar wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game. Or instead of removing content, tone them down a bit? If they were toned down, then they wouldn't serve the role they are made for. A heavy class in any kind of PvP shooter is just a bad idea unless you are like CCP and pretend to have balence. Have you seen the TF2 heavy? I have listened to the dev commentary. The amount of thought that went into creating the classes was quite amazing. For example, they realized that the Heavy required less skill to operate than the other classes, so they added the spin up mechanic to the machine gun, so that the player's skill in operating the heavy comes from anticipating enemy movements.
TF2 has one of the most balanced MP for any game I've ever seen. Amazing, since it has so many classes to choose from.
I wish this game could be like that in diversity.
Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman.
Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe.
Nobody messes with my family
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SoTa PoP
Titans of Phoenix
5411
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Posted - 2014.12.16 02:31:00 -
[75] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate. Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage. I have Shot over a thousand Bullets. Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance. Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones. Yet, these hands will never drop equipment. So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. These fools won't know where this is from.
But I do. And I have to say - clever. FSN is definitely an epic watch. ;)
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++ I watch anime for the plot
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
9025
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Posted - 2014.12.16 02:34:00 -
[76] - Quote
SoTa PoP wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate. Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage. I have Shot over a thousand Bullets. Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance. Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones. Yet, these hands will never drop equipment. So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. These fools won't know where this is from. But I do. And I have to say - clever. FSN is definitely an epic watch. ;)
It's an even better play.
But you don't know that. Silly Mac user
Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman.
Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe.
Nobody messes with my family
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SoTa PoP
Titans of Phoenix
5411
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Posted - 2014.12.16 02:35:00 -
[77] - Quote
Ghost Kaisar wrote:SoTa PoP wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate. Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage. I have Shot over a thousand Bullets. Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance. Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones. Yet, these hands will never drop equipment. So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. These fools won't know where this is from. But I do. And I have to say - clever. FSN is definitely an epic watch. ;) It's an even better play. But you don't know that. Silly Mac user
You cut me deep.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++ I watch anime for the plot
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Poncho Polous
Titans of Phoenix
653
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Posted - 2014.12.16 02:43:00 -
[78] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game. Or instead of removing content, tone them down a bit? I agree, sentinels need the same hitbox as a scout, then it can all be fair!
Titans of Phoenix > Director > WE DA BUUUUSSSS!
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Zeke Dunevent
0uter.Heaven
18
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Posted - 2014.12.16 03:29:00 -
[79] - Quote
I never knew Dust mercs were so poetic. This thread is fantastic.
I think I know a lot.
I can run just about anything.
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1909
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Posted - 2014.12.16 03:42:00 -
[80] - Quote
Zeke Dunevent wrote:I never knew Dust mercs were so poetic. This thread is fantastic. I wish there was more...
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
357 boxes...0 keys
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Copharus Arkana
Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic
11
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Posted - 2014.12.16 04:36:00 -
[81] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Ghost Kaisar wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game. Or instead of removing content, tone them down a bit? If they were toned down, then they wouldn't serve the role they are made for. A heavy class in any kind of PvP shooter is just a bad idea unless you are like CCP and pretend to have balence. Have you seen the TF2 heavy? I have listened to the dev commentary. The amount of thought that went into creating the classes was quite amazing. For example, they realized that the Heavy required less skill to operate than the other classes, so they added the spin up mechanic to the machine gun, so that the player's skill in operating the heavy comes from anticipating enemy movements. That. You see where it all went wrong? they knew full well that heavys was a skilless role, but they put it in the game anyway. |
Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13926
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Posted - 2014.12.16 04:42:00 -
[82] - Quote
Copharus Arkana wrote: That. You see where it all went wrong? they knew full well that heavys was a skilless role, but they put it in the game anyway.
After adding a mechanic adding skill to it.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
9027
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Posted - 2014.12.16 07:37:00 -
[83] - Quote
Hmm.
Can you get a virtual PC to work on Mac?
With the right tools, you can run an OS within an OS, which would allow you to run F/SN on it.
If that fails, I'm sure that you can watch people play it on youtube. The VN really is fantastic, as cat will attest to.
Totally worth the 60+ hours it took to 100% the thing.
Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman.
Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe.
Nobody messes with my family
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
9027
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Posted - 2014.12.16 07:43:00 -
[84] - Quote
Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Ghost Kaisar wrote:
Have you seen the TF2 heavy?
I have listened to the dev commentary. The amount of thought that went into creating the classes was quite amazing. For example, they realized that the Heavy required less skill to operate than the other classes, so they added the spin up mechanic to the machine gun, so that the player's skill in operating the heavy comes from anticipating enemy movements. That. You see where it all went wrong? they knew full well that heavys was a skilless role, but they put it in the game anyway.
Its been done before.
Skill less roles are necessary for a healthy PvP.
Think back to the Noob Tube. Yeah, we hated it. It let skilless noobs kill us. But its necessary.
Without it, they have no chance. At least WITH it, they can stick around long enough to learn that its NOT the best tool in the game. It gives noobies a fighting chance, in hopes that they stick around long enough to learn the other, harder, more powerful methods.
Watch this: Its where I took this from. That point at 2:35 just SCREAMS Dust514. It's painful.
These videos are great to start seeing games from a developers standpoint.
Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman.
Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe.
Nobody messes with my family
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IAmDuncanIdaho II
R 0 N 1 N
1069
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Posted - 2014.12.16 07:53:00 -
[85] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote: So, as I spray [...]
Dirty cat, I'm getting the Anti-Icky-Poo out.
You must learn honor, or you deserve to learn nothing at all.
~ Rivvy Dinari - Swordmaster of Ginaz
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Sequal Rise
Les Desanusseurs
453
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Posted - 2014.12.16 08:08:00 -
[86] - Quote
OP HMG everywhere. Ho wait, Breakin Stuff is comming to prove me wrong!
Assault, Logi, Scout, Heavy.. What do you need?
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
5799
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Posted - 2014.12.16 10:50:00 -
[87] - Quote
Sequal Rise wrote:OP HMG everywhere. Ho wait, Breakin Stuff is comming to prove me wrong! Oh look a seriouspost in a gag thread.
How quaint.
EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
5800
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Posted - 2014.12.16 10:59:00 -
[88] - Quote
Oh yea my donut, how you motivate me. I chase you down hills and start a killing spree. my gun be OP, my damage is sick alas my donut my range be shorter than my d*ck.
For the logis assist me as I pursue yor holy glaze nothing shall part us, all obstacles be razed. For my donut I chase, this obsession be true. I'll not stop for minscouts and their suits of rust poo.
I shall chase you with kincats, my fine pastry treat. The tankers they block me, and rapidly are meat. For my donut is sacred and never leads me astray. When I'm chasing my donut don't get in my way.
For I am a fatty, my motives be pure." for my hunger beckons, the donut my cure. so as I chase you through this game we all play, You warn all the pubbies, get the f*ck out my way!!!!
EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13933
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Posted - 2014.12.16 12:09:00 -
[89] - Quote
Breakin Stuff wrote:Sequal Rise wrote:OP HMG everywhere. Ho wait, Breakin Stuff is comming to prove me wrong! Oh look a seriouspost in a gag thread. How quaint. As usual.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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IAmDuncanIdaho II
R 0 N 1 N
1076
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Posted - 2014.12.16 13:00:00 -
[90] - Quote
* Waiting for IJR Taco sonnet *
You must learn honor, or you deserve to learn nothing at all.
~ Rivvy Dinari - Swordmaster of Ginaz
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Copharus Arkana
Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic
11
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Posted - 2014.12.16 17:12:00 -
[91] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote: That. You see where it all went wrong? they knew full well that heavys was a skilless role, but they put it in the game anyway.
After adding a mechanic adding skill to it. Oh really? If the role really did need some skill, then why do you need two players to take down one heavy? Are you all okay with this? Remember when you all said tanks shouldn't need more than one player to beat because it wasn't balanced? why should heavys be an exception? |
Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13943
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Posted - 2014.12.16 19:03:00 -
[92] - Quote
Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote: That. You see where it all went wrong? they knew full well that heavys was a skilless role, but they put it in the game anyway.
After adding a mechanic adding skill to it. Oh really? If the role really did need some skill, then why do you need two players to take down one heavy? Are you all okay with this? Remember when you all said tanks shouldn't need more than one player to beat because it wasn't balanced? why should heavys be an exception? Are we still talking about Team Fortress 2?
Because in Team Fortress 2 heavies can be easily dispatched by many classes. Snipers can one hit kill with a headshot, Spies wreck heavies, demomen can lay traps, Soldiers only have 100 less HP and can gain a range advantage, etc'.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides Learning Alliance
5441
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Posted - 2014.12.16 19:10:00 -
[93] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate. Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage. I have Shot over a thousand Bullets. Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance. Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones. Yet, these hands will never drop equipment. So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works.
The True "Unlimited Sentinel": Raven Standard Amarr Sentinel BPO Militia HMG BPO Toxin SMG BPO Militia Flux Grenade BPO 3x Militia Armour Repair BPO
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides Learning Alliance
5443
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Posted - 2014.12.16 19:41:00 -
[94] - Quote
Here is a Public Service Announcement that might have barring to this discussion:
Fox Gaden wrote:Weapons that are effective at killing Sentinels: - Remote Explosives - Plasma Cannon - Shotgun - Nova Knife - Charged Sniper Rifle (head shot) - Bolt Pistol/Scrambler Pistol (head shots) - Forge Gun - HMG
With other weapons you should avoid a stand-up fight and try to wear them down instead. -Weapon Combinations such as Flux Grenade + Projectile weapon. -Multiple Rifles fired from different angles. Teamwork. -Hit & run. Wear them down over multiple engagements. (If they have logi kill the logi first.) -Mass Drivers, despite the 25% resistance, can be effective if you use cover and keep pounding them.
You will notice that most of the weapons that are effective in killing Sentinels are either Scout or Sentinel weapons. This is because the Scout is the counter to Sentinel (Paper beats Rock) and any class is effective against itself. For an Assault suit the Plasma Cannon is probably your best bet, although there are a few other weapons you could use. If you are not using a Sentinel killing weapon on your Assault suit, then you need to use tactics instead. Once any logi are eliminated it becomes a war of attrition, and most Assault suits move faster and recover faster than most Sentinels.
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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Copharus Arkana
Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic
11
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Posted - 2014.12.16 21:41:00 -
[95] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote: That. You see where it all went wrong? they knew full well that heavys was a skilless role, but they put it in the game anyway.
After adding a mechanic adding skill to it. Oh really? If the role really did need some skill, then why do you need two players to take down one heavy? Are you all okay with this? Remember when you all said tanks shouldn't need more than one player to beat because it wasn't balanced? why should heavys be an exception? Are we still talking about Team Fortress 2? Because in Team Fortress 2 heavies can be easily dispatched by many classes. Snipers can one hit kill with a headshot, Spies wreck heavies, demomen can lay traps, Soldiers only have 100 less HP and can gain a range advantage, etc'. No, where talking about DUST514. Are you all that biased to keep heavys in the game? They need to go. CCP should never of made them in the first place. |
Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
13948
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Posted - 2014.12.16 22:05:00 -
[96] - Quote
Fox Gaden wrote:Here is a Public Service Announcement that might have barring to this discussion: Fox Gaden wrote:Weapons that are effective at killing Sentinels: - Remote Explosives - Plasma Cannon - Shotgun - Nova Knife - Charged Sniper Rifle (head shot) - Bolt Pistol/Scrambler Pistol (head shots) - Forge Gun - HMG
With other weapons you should avoid a stand-up fight and try to wear them down instead. -Weapon Combinations such as Flux Grenade + Projectile weapon. -Multiple Rifles fired from different angles. Teamwork. -Hit & run. Wear them down over multiple engagements. (If they have logi kill the logi first.) -Mass Drivers, despite the 25% resistance, can be effective if you use cover and keep pounding them.
You will notice that most of the weapons that are effective in killing Sentinels are either Scout or Sentinel weapons. This is because the Scout is the counter to Sentinel (Paper beats Rock) and any class is effective against itself. For an Assault suit the Plasma Cannon is probably your best bet, although there are a few other weapons you could use. If you are not using a Sentinel killing weapon on your Assault suit, then you need to use tactics instead. Once any logi are eliminated it becomes a war of attrition, and most Assault suits move faster and recover faster than most Sentinels. While I am proficient at hunting Sentinels at this point, it doesn't change how incredibly dominant they are.
It's no exaggeration when people say that PC matches are won by who can spam sentinels the hardest.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1946
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Posted - 2014.12.16 22:35:00 -
[97] - Quote
Ghost Kaisar wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate. Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage. I have Shot over a thousand Bullets. Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance. Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones. Yet, these hands will never drop equipment. So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. I am the Product of my Rage. Knives are my body, and Biotics are my blood. I have stabbed over a thousand Heavies Unkown to their Logi's nor known to their Scanners. Have withstood HMG's to assassinate many Clones. Yet, these knives will never slay in PC. So, as I slay, Unlimited Knives Works
My ARR is a product of my Rage EQ is my body, and Nanites, my blood. I have repped over a thousand heavies Unknown to slaying, nor to death. Have withstood Core Fluxes to drop many uplinks Yet, these hands shall never wield a sidearm. So, as I say, Unlimited Logi Works.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of Cat Merc/Feathered overlord of all.
15 Quafe Ck.0s!
357 boxes...0 keys
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Alena Ventrallis
Vengeance Unbound
2280
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Posted - 2014.12.16 22:51:00 -
[98] - Quote
Kuruld Sengar wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms. FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ I **** Remote Explosives and **** Shotgun shells.
Am I proving a point if I say I listen to last resort by roach, and the sweenie todd sound track when I play minja? But what if none of their clones were saved They got turned to paste while impeccably shaved By minjas! By minja scouts! The demon barbers of Eden
Do not go gentle into that good night;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1949
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Posted - 2014.12.16 23:05:00 -
[99] - Quote
Alena Ventrallis wrote:Kuruld Sengar wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms. FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ I **** Remote Explosives and **** Shotgun shells.
Am I proving a point if I say I listen to last resort by roach, and the sweenie todd sound track when I play minja? But what if none of their clones were saved They got turned to paste while impeccably shaved By minjas! By minja scouts! The demon barbers of Eden Want to know what's funny? I have 2 fits, one Minscout and one Calscout, that are scouts. My Minscout is desogned to hack. It carries a AScR and a SMG.
My Calscout is designed to kill. It carries a Shotgun and ADV Nova Knives.
I am the new breed of Nova Knifer... I am ______ (Can someone fill in that blank?)
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of Cat Merc/Feathered overlord of all.
15 Quafe Ck.0s!
357 boxes...0 keys
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
3170
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Posted - 2014.12.17 01:30:00 -
[100] - Quote
sir RAVEN WING wrote:Alena Ventrallis wrote:Kuruld Sengar wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms. FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ I **** Remote Explosives and **** Shotgun shells.
Am I proving a point if I say I listen to last resort by roach, and the sweenie todd sound track when I play minja? But what if none of their clones were saved They got turned to paste while impeccably shaved By minjas! By minja scouts! The demon barbers of Eden Want to know what's funny? I have 2 fits, one Minscout and one Calscout, that are scouts. My Minscout is desogned to hack. It carries a AScR and a SMG. My Calscout is designed to kill. It carries a Shotgun and ADV Nova Knives. I am the new breed of Nova Knifer... I am stupid (Can someone fill in that blank?)
"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ
I piss Remote Explosives and shit Shotgun shells.
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IAmDuncanIdaho II
R 0 N 1 N
1136
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Posted - 2014.12.17 09:32:00 -
[101] - Quote
sir RAVEN WING wrote:Alena Ventrallis wrote:Kuruld Sengar wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms. FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ I **** Remote Explosives and **** Shotgun shells.
Am I proving a point if I say I listen to last resort by roach, and the sweenie todd sound track when I play minja? But what if none of their clones were saved They got turned to paste while impeccably shaved By minjas! By minja scouts! The demon barbers of Eden Want to know what's funny? I have 2 fits, one Minscout and one Calscout, that are scouts. My Minscout is desogned to hack. It carries a AScR and a SMG. My Calscout is designed to kill. It carries a Shotgun and ADV Nova Knives. I am the new breed of Nova Knifer... I am sir RAVEN WING (Can someone fill in that blank?)
You must learn honor, or you deserve to learn nothing at all.
~ Rivvy Dinari - Swordmaster of Ginaz
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
14043
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Posted - 2014.12.22 23:26:00 -
[102] - Quote
I am the Ions of my Pistol. Armor is my body and nanites is my blood I have charged over a thousand shots Unknown to Hits, Nor known to Detection Have withstood pain to overheat many ions Yet, this hip fire will never hit anything So as I charge, Unlimited Ion Works.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Lloyd Orfay
Kinsho Swords Caldari State
293
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Posted - 2014.12.23 00:28:00 -
[103] - Quote
My turn.
Am the one who see you, but also blind to sparkly stealth vampires
Am the one who those say no at.
I rise, my weapon roars
The roaring overcomes no.
Me, am the one who.
Shoots scouts with yes. |
Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
14045
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Posted - 2014.12.23 03:22:00 -
[104] - Quote
Lloyd Orfay wrote:My turn.
Am the one who see you, but also blind to sparkly stealth vampires
Am the one who those say no at.
I rise, my weapon roars
The roaring overcomes no.
Me, am the one who.
Shoots scouts with yes. This will never die, will it?
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Ice Royal Glantix
Subsonic Synthesis RISE of LEGION
45
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Posted - 2014.12.23 05:08:00 -
[105] - Quote
I am the heavy version of assault Slow is my body, and frail is my blood I have used over a thousand light weapons Unaware of sidearms, nor aware of grenades Withstood pain to fire rifles, shotguns, and swarms Suppression is my destiny, my role to fulfil So as I reload, Unlimited Commando Works!
"Don't be dead; be happy!"
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Pseudogenesis
Subdreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
1134
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Posted - 2014.12.23 05:56:00 -
[106] - Quote
RogueTrooper 2000AD wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:If we're on the topic of poems about heavies... Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Yellow scout, Red scout Green scout, Dead scout Rail scout, tank scout Thales scout, gank scout Shotty or combat rifle? in the redline? sniper rifle! You think I'm fast? I need no car! Ill jump out with my ARR! Things can kill me? They're OP! CCP, buff the RE! Whats that? Im a noob? Get gud scrub, I have more HP than you! I like EZ mode, its not my cloak! Why should I have to skill into much? Right now we are super UP. Thats why we're the only suit you see! Even better, Ill drive a tank. Watch me jump out with my shotty OH wow, you got instaganked! I just need this suit that makes you respawn Its not my fault my aiming blows
A poem by Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p (revised)
This is far more accurate. Now back to the delusional barbershop where you can try to get everything nerfed against scouts. K den. Remember when the barbershop got scouts nerfed?
Good times
Stabby-stabber extraordinaire
I stabbed Rattati once, you know.
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Patrick57
I Have No Idea What I'm Doing
9490
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Posted - 2014.12.23 06:27:00 -
[107] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:NextDark Knight wrote:Not sure if you know this.. But the Forge gun needs a ROF buff.
Now with new triple ring design it should also get it's 3m splash back as well. *Looks at NextDark Knight* *looks at cat merc looking at nextdark knight*
i like waffles
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Zeke Dunevent
0uter.Heaven
26
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Posted - 2014.12.23 06:33:00 -
[108] - Quote
Patrick57 wrote:Cat Merc wrote:NextDark Knight wrote:Not sure if you know this.. But the Forge gun needs a ROF buff.
Now with new triple ring design it should also get it's 3m splash back as well. *Looks at NextDark Knight* *looks at cat merc looking at nextdark knight* *Looks at Patrick57 looking at Cat Merc looking at NextDark Knight*
I think I know a lot.
I can run just about anything.
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
2087
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Posted - 2014.12.23 06:59:00 -
[109] - Quote
Pseudogenesis wrote:RogueTrooper 2000AD wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:If we're on the topic of poems about heavies... Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote: Yellow scout, Red scout Green scout, Dead scout Rail scout, tank scout Thales scout, gank scout Shotty or combat rifle? in the redline? sniper rifle! You think I'm fast? I need no car! Ill jump out with my ARR! Things can kill me? They're OP! CCP, buff the RE! Whats that? Im a noob? Get gud scrub, I have more HP than you! < - - - Uh... What?!? I like EZ mode, its not my cloak! Why should I have to skill into much? Right now we are super UP. Thats why we're the only suit you see! Even better, Ill drive a tank. Watch me jump out with my shotty OH wow, you got instaganked! I just need this suit that makes you respawn Its not my fault my aiming blows
A poem by Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p (revised)
This is far more accurate. Now back to the delusional barbershop where you can try to get everything nerfed against scouts. K den. Remember when the barbershop got scouts nerfed? Good times
"Raven's damn good with those knives." - Maleki
If I didn't want you to see me, I would've brought a cloak.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution General Tso's Alliance
14095
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Posted - 2014.12.26 16:54:00 -
[110] - Quote
So as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
2185
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Posted - 2014.12.26 17:23:00 -
[111] - Quote
I kept a room under Caldari control for 9 minutes while being pelting with HMG bullets and Grenades and Scouts and evry damn thing you could throw.
12 sents were a little too hard to kill for my State Assault Ck.0 w/ Proto ARR. Kill count in that clone: 24. Kill count all together that match: 47/12.
Bring it! :p Now assaults shall rule! Well if you know how to use them.
"Raven's damn good with those knives." - Maleki
"The Gallente have proven unworthy of respect."
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Mad Kras
SVER True Blood
101
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Posted - 2014.12.26 21:07:00 -
[112] - Quote
Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate. Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage. I have Shot over a thousand Bullets. Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance. Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones. Yet, these hands will never drop equipment. So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works.
Fate/Stay Night <3
Arrogance and sarcasm lvl 5
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