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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13819
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:20:00 -
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I am the Nanites of my Plate.
Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage.
I have Shot over a thousand Bullets.
Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance.
Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones.
Yet, these hands will never drop equipment.
So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
3127
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:22:00 -
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Oh i get it!
You're saying the sentinel needs a buff because they can't carry equipment! 
 
"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ
I piss Remote Explosives and shit Shotgun shells.
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
4799
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:23:00 -
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Till the poor chubby wubby crosses paths with a CR
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ.
LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13819
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:23:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:Oh i get it! You're saying the sentinel needs a buff because they can't carry equipment!
I...
wat
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
3127
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:24:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:Oh i get it! You're saying the sentinel needs a buff because they can't carry equipment! I... wat
Sarcasm Cat, sarcasm.
"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ
I piss Remote Explosives and shit Shotgun shells.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13819
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:25:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:Oh i get it! You're saying the sentinel needs a buff because they can't carry equipment! I... wat Sarcasm Cat, sarcasm.
I was playing along with the joke dammit. 
That was supposed to mean "Did I just create a monster?".
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Immortal John Ripper
26528
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:32:00 -
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
Catmerc is butthurt, let's buff sentinels.
Alt of Jadek.
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ShamelessALT
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
115
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:36:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:If we're on the topic of poems about heavies... Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:
Biased Drivel
Are we really going to go there again?
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful then you can possibly imagine...
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ShamelessALT
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
115
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:38:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate.
Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage.
I have Shot over a thousand Bullets.
Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance.
Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones.
Yet, these hands will never drop equipment.
So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works.
You watch yesterday's episode of UBW?
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful then you can possibly imagine...
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13822
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:44:00 -
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ShamelessALT wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate.
Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage.
I have Shot over a thousand Bullets.
Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance.
Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones.
Yet, these hands will never drop equipment.
So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. You watch yesterday's episode of UBW?
Yes
Dat blades
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13822
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:45:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:Roses are red, violets are blue.
Catmerc is butthurt, let's buff sentinels.
lel
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
8829
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:03:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate.
Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage.
I have Shot over a thousand Bullets.
Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance.
Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones.
Yet, these hands will never drop equipment.
So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works.
I am the Product of my Rage.
Knives are my body, and Biotics are my blood.
I have stabbed over a thousand Heavies
Unkown to their Logi's nor known to their Scanners.
Have withstood HMG's to assassinate many Clones.
Yet, these knives will never slay in PC.
So, as I slay, Unlimited Knives Works
Born Deteis Caldari. Rejected by my Kinsman.
Found a new family in the Vherokior Tribe.
Nobody messes with my family
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One Eyed King
Land of the BIind
6602
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:08:00 -
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A OEK Haiku.
Fat is my HP
Raining bullets upon all
Forever I stand.
Thunderbolt. verb and noun.
"James thunderbolted in his pants."
"I lit a bag of thunderbolt on fire on CCP's doorway"
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
5744
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:10:00 -
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Deck the halls with bowels of Cat Merc
Fa lalalala la la la la!
Hold him back while I'm reloading,
Fa lalalala la la la la!
Barrels spinning heat is rising
Fa la la la la la la... la... la.
Shouldn't have got that close to me,
Fa la la la la... la la... la... *BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
+50
+50
-50
+50
EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13830
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:32:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate.
Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage.
I have Shot over a thousand Bullets.
Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance.
Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones.
Yet, these hands will never drop equipment.
So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. I am the Product of my Rage. Knives are my body, and Biotics are my blood. I have stabbed over a thousand Heavies Unkown to their Logi's nor known to their Scanners. Have withstood HMG's to assassinate many Clones. Yet, these knives will never slay in PC. So, as I slay, Unlimited Knives Works
Glorious
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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Kuruld Sengar
Edimmu Warfighters
Gallente Federation
75
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:42:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ
I **** Remote Explosives and **** Shotgun shells.
Am I proving a point if I say I listen to last resort by roach, and the sweenie todd sound track when I play minja?
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NextDark Knight
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
732
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:58:00 -
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Not sure if you know this.. But the Forge gun needs a ROF buff.
Now with new triple ring design it should also get it's 3m splash back as well.
Over 60+ Million SP and full proto in all Caldari Suits. Dust just won't die on PS3/Xbox. Dustin since 6/29/2012
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13831
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Posted - 2014.12.14 22:48:00 -
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NextDark Knight wrote:Not sure if you know this.. But the Forge gun needs a ROF buff.
Now with new triple ring design it should also get it's 3m splash back as well.
*Looks at NextDark Knight*
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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RogueTrooper 2000AD
Neckbeard Absolution
428
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Posted - 2014.12.14 22:56:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:If we're on the topic of poems about heavies... Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:
Yellow scout, Red scout
Green scout, Dead scout
Rail scout, tank scout
Thales scout, gank scout
Shotty or combat rifle?
in the redline?
sniper rifle!
You think I'm fast?
I need no car!
Ill jump out with my ARR!
Things can kill me?
They're OP!
CCP, buff the RE!
Whats that?
Im a noob?
Get gud scrub, I have more HP than you!
I like EZ mode, its not my cloak!
Why should I have to skill into much?
Right now we are super UP.
Thats why we're the only suit you see!
Even better, Ill drive a tank.
Watch me jump out with my shotty
OH wow, you got instaganked!
I just need this suit that makes you respawn
Its not my fault my aiming blows
A poem by Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p (revised)
This is far more accurate.
Now back to the delusional barbershop where you can try to get everything nerfed against scouts.
K den.
Do not try and bend the K den. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
There is no k den.
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Sir Snugglz
Red Star.
EoN.
953
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Posted - 2014.12.14 22:58:00 -
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please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related...
-Pro AFKing LVL 5
-Luck is just one of my skills
-Just because I make flying look easy doesn't mean it is
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13836
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:01:00 -
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Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related...
I am the bone of my claw
Fur is my body, and MeowMix is my blood
I have grown over a thousand claws
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood boredom to create many weapons
Yet, those claws will never open the box
So as I meow, Unlimited Schr+¦dinger Works.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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boba's fetta
Dead Man's Game
RUST415
892
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:19:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related... I am the bone of my claw Fur is my body, and MeowMix is my blood I have grown over a thousand claws Unknown to death Nor known to life Have withstood boredom to create many weapons Yet, those claws will never open the box So as I meow, Unlimited Schr+¦dinger Works.
just an fyi Schr+¦dinger's cat has been proven to be dead.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13836
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:25:00 -
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boba's fetta wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related... I am the bone of my claw Fur is my body, and MeowMix is my blood I have grown over a thousand claws Unknown to death Nor known to life Have withstood boredom to create many weapons Yet, those claws will never open the box So as I meow, Unlimited Schr+¦dinger Works. just an fyi Schr+¦dinger's cat has been proven to be dead.
Lies.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1858
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:41:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate.
Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage.
I have Shot over a thousand Bullets.
Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance.
Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones.
Yet, these hands will never drop equipment.
So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. I am the Product of my Rage. Knives are my body, and Biotics are my blood. I have stabbed over a thousand Heavies Unkown to their Logi's nor known to their Scanners. Have withstood HMG's to assassinate many Clones. Yet, these knives will never slay in PC. So, as I slay, Unlimited Knives Works
My Ishokone is my Rage.
Bullets are my body, and ISK is my blood.
I have killed over a thousand troops
Unknown to the prey nor to their minimaps.
Have withstood BrARs to drop many clones.
Yet, I fall so quick.
So, I shoot, Unlimited Assault Works.
One on behalf of Raven being the feathery overlord of all.
I am the feathers of my wing
Feathers is my body, and feed is my blood
I have grown over a thousand feathers
Unknown to humans
Nor known to bunnies
Have withstood winds to eat many
Yet, these talons will never grasp a needle
So as I caw, Unlimited Feathers Works.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1858
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:45:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:A OEK Haiku.
Fat is my HP
Raining bullets upon all
Forever I stand.
Fast is my speed
Slashing knives at all
Forever I cloak.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
1769
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:49:00 -
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Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related...
This. I've been a fan since the VN was translated. You're doing F/SN a disservice by using the UBW poem to mock heavy spam.
Yet another nail in the coffin full of reasons as to why I dislike cat merc.
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13837
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:58:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related... This. I've been a fan since the VN was translated. You're doing F/SN a disservice by using the UBW poem to mock heavy spam. Yet another nail in the coffin full of reasons as to why I dislike cat merc.
lel
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1861
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:00:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related... This. I've been a fan since the VN was translated. You're doing F/SN a disservice by using the UBW poem to mock heavy spam. Yet another nail in the coffin full of reasons as to why I dislike cat merc. lel
I actually liked this.
Your opinion does not matter, human.
Cat Merc is your Overlord.
I am his overlord, but I really don't care what he does, as long as you squirm. 
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
1769
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:02:00 -
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Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16.
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13838
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:03:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16.
lel
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò GÇ+GÇ+ GùòS¦¦n++
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