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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:41:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate.
Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage.
I have Shot over a thousand Bullets.
Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance.
Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones.
Yet, these hands will never drop equipment.
So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. I am the Product of my Rage. Knives are my body, and Biotics are my blood. I have stabbed over a thousand Heavies Unkown to their Logi's nor known to their Scanners. Have withstood HMG's to assassinate many Clones. Yet, these knives will never slay in PC. So, as I slay, Unlimited Knives Works
My Ishokone is my Rage.
Bullets are my body, and ISK is my blood.
I have killed over a thousand troops
Unknown to the prey nor to their minimaps.
Have withstood BrARs to drop many clones.
Yet, I fall so quick.
So, I shoot, Unlimited Assault Works.
One on behalf of Raven being the feathery overlord of all.
I am the feathers of my wing
Feathers is my body, and feed is my blood
I have grown over a thousand feathers
Unknown to humans
Nor known to bunnies
Have withstood winds to eat many
Yet, these talons will never grasp a needle
So as I caw, Unlimited Feathers Works.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1858
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:45:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:A OEK Haiku.
Fat is my HP
Raining bullets upon all
Forever I stand.
Fast is my speed
Slashing knives at all
Forever I cloak.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1861
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:00:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related... This. I've been a fan since the VN was translated. You're doing F/SN a disservice by using the UBW poem to mock heavy spam. Yet another nail in the coffin full of reasons as to why I dislike cat merc. lel
I actually liked this.
Your opinion does not matter, human.
Cat Merc is your Overlord.
I am his overlord, but I really don't care what he does, as long as you squirm. 
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1861
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:04:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16.
You are wrong.
You are off by about 11 years too young.
27 & Married... Trying to convince Wife that my addiction to DUST is not a problem.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1861
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:08:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. You are wrong. You are off by about 11 years too young. 27 & Married... Trying to convince Wife that my addiction to DUST is not a problem. So... Bedtime?
Yes, but I won't be sleeping. 
Keep making them, fun to read.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1863
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:32:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. You are wrong. You are off by about 11 years too young. 27 & Married... Trying to convince Wife that my addiction to DUST is not a problem. I was actually talking at cat merc, but its past your bed time too
Oh...
What?
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1864
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Posted - 2014.12.15 11:42:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Edau Skir2 wrote:Whatever happened to freedom of speech and respecting other people's views? Don't like it, don't read it. Simple.
Freedom of speech doesn't apply on the Internet. Much like in 3d-land if you're being dumb or a jerk people do have every right to tell you to knock it off, especially if its being done in a public venue.
It does apply, even to human nature.
Of course I am not a Human  I am a Raven.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:59:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent. He's probably 16 for sure  And like all cats, natively evil. I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie. ...I am actually 16. It's just my Russian genes. lel
So a Russian Cat and a Swedish Raven? 
That may have sounded better in my head... 
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1869
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Posted - 2014.12.15 13:16:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent. He's probably 16 for sure And like all cats, natively evil. I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie. ...I am actually 16. It's just my Russian genes. lel So a Russian Cat and a Swedish Raven? That may have sounded better in my head... Eh, don't actually live in Russia. That's just where my family came from. Never stepped foot in Russia.
Then a Russian, but not Russian cat.
Yep... in other news I was spawn killed in the MCC during a pub. Kappa 514...
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
215 boxes...0 keys
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1909
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Posted - 2014.12.16 03:42:00 -
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Zeke Dunevent wrote:I never knew Dust mercs were so poetic. This thread is fantastic.
I wish there was more...
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of cat merc/Feathered overlord of all.
My loyalty to the State is undying.
357 boxes...0 keys
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1946
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Posted - 2014.12.16 22:35:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate.
Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage.
I have Shot over a thousand Bullets.
Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance.
Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones.
Yet, these hands will never drop equipment.
So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. I am the Product of my Rage. Knives are my body, and Biotics are my blood. I have stabbed over a thousand Heavies Unkown to their Logi's nor known to their Scanners. Have withstood HMG's to assassinate many Clones. Yet, these knives will never slay in PC. So, as I slay, Unlimited Knives Works
My ARR is a product of my Rage
EQ is my body, and Nanites, my blood.
I have repped over a thousand heavies
Unknown to slaying, nor to death.
Have withstood Core Fluxes to drop many uplinks
Yet, these hands shall never wield a sidearm.
So, as I say, Unlimited Logi Works.
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of Cat Merc/Feathered overlord of all.
15 Quafe Ck.0s!
357 boxes...0 keys
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
1949
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Posted - 2014.12.16 23:05:00 -
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Alena Ventrallis wrote:Kuruld Sengar wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:"Minja" and "Masochist" are synonyms.
FA's Shotgunning T-Dome Champ
I **** Remote Explosives and **** Shotgun shells.
Am I proving a point if I say I listen to last resort by roach, and the sweenie todd sound track when I play minja? But what if none of their clones were saved They got turned to paste while impeccably shaved By minjas! By minja scouts! The demon barbers of Eden
Want to know what's funny?
I have 2 fits, one Minscout and one Calscout, that are scouts.
My Minscout is desogned to hack. It carries a AScR and a SMG.
My Calscout is designed to kill. It carries a Shotgun and ADV Nova Knives.
I am the new breed of Nova Knifer... I am ______ (Can someone fill in that blank?)
n+ÅS¦¦Gùò V GùòS¦¦n++killer of Cat Merc/Feathered overlord of all.
15 Quafe Ck.0s!
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
2087
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Posted - 2014.12.23 06:59:00 -
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Pseudogenesis wrote:RogueTrooper 2000AD wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:If we're on the topic of poems about heavies... Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:
Yellow scout, Red scout
Green scout, Dead scout
Rail scout, tank scout
Thales scout, gank scout
Shotty or combat rifle?
in the redline?
sniper rifle!
You think I'm fast?
I need no car!
Ill jump out with my ARR!
Things can kill me?
They're OP!
CCP, buff the RE!
Whats that?
Im a noob?
Get gud scrub, I have more HP than you! < - - - Uh... What?!?
I like EZ mode, its not my cloak!
Why should I have to skill into much?
Right now we are super UP.
Thats why we're the only suit you see!
Even better, Ill drive a tank.
Watch me jump out with my shotty
OH wow, you got instaganked!
I just need this suit that makes you respawn
Its not my fault my aiming blows
A poem by Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p (revised)
This is far more accurate. Now back to the delusional barbershop where you can try to get everything nerfed against scouts. K den. Remember when the barbershop got scouts nerfed? Good times
"Raven's damn good with those knives." - Maleki
If I didn't want you to see me, I would've brought a cloak.
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sir RAVEN WING
Kaalmayoti Warzone Control
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Posted - 2014.12.26 17:23:00 -
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I kept a room under Caldari control for 9 minutes while being pelting with HMG bullets and Grenades and Scouts and evry damn thing you could throw.
12 sents were a little too hard to kill for my State Assault Ck.0 w/ Proto ARR.
Kill count in that clone: 24.
Kill count all together that match: 47/12.
Bring it! :p Now assaults shall rule! Well if you know how to use them.
"Raven's damn good with those knives." - Maleki
"The Gallente have proven unworthy of respect."
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