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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:20:00 -
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I am the Nanites of my Plate.
Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage.
I have Shot over a thousand Bullets.
Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance.
Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones.
Yet, these hands will never drop equipment.
So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13819
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:23:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:Oh i get it! You're saying the sentinel needs a buff because they can't carry equipment!   
I...
wat
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13819
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:25:00 -
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Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Gavr1lo Pr1nc1p wrote:Oh i get it! You're saying the sentinel needs a buff because they can't carry equipment! I... wat Sarcasm Cat, sarcasm.
I was playing along with the joke dammit. 
That was supposed to mean "Did I just create a monster?".
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13822
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:44:00 -
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ShamelessALT wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate.
Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage.
I have Shot over a thousand Bullets.
Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance.
Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones.
Yet, these hands will never drop equipment.
So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. You watch yesterday's episode of UBW?
Yes
Dat blades
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13822
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Posted - 2014.12.14 16:45:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:Roses are red, violets are blue.
Catmerc is butthurt, let's buff sentinels.
lel
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13830
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Posted - 2014.12.14 17:32:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Cat Merc wrote:I am the Nanites of my Plate.
Steelmine is my Gold, and Boundless is my rage.
I have Shot over a thousand Bullets.
Unknown to Nerfs, nor known to Balance.
Have withstood Plasma to biomass many clones.
Yet, these hands will never drop equipment.
So, as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works. I am the Product of my Rage. Knives are my body, and Biotics are my blood. I have stabbed over a thousand Heavies Unkown to their Logi's nor known to their Scanners. Have withstood HMG's to assassinate many Clones. Yet, these knives will never slay in PC. So, as I slay, Unlimited Knives Works
Glorious
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13831
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Posted - 2014.12.14 22:48:00 -
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NextDark Knight wrote:Not sure if you know this.. But the Forge gun needs a ROF buff.
Now with new triple ring design it should also get it's 3m splash back as well.
*Looks at NextDark Knight*
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13836
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:01:00 -
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Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related...
I am the bone of my claw
Fur is my body, and MeowMix is my blood
I have grown over a thousand claws
Unknown to death
Nor known to life
Have withstood boredom to create many weapons
Yet, those claws will never open the box
So as I meow, Unlimited Schr+¦dinger Works.
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13836
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:25:00 -
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boba's fetta wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related... I am the bone of my claw Fur is my body, and MeowMix is my blood I have grown over a thousand claws Unknown to death Nor known to life Have withstood boredom to create many weapons Yet, those claws will never open the box So as I meow, Unlimited Schr+¦dinger Works. just an fyi Schr+¦dinger's cat has been proven to be dead.
Lies.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13837
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Posted - 2014.12.15 09:58:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Sir Snugglz wrote:please don't insult unlimited blade wars by referencing it on something dust related... This. I've been a fan since the VN was translated. You're doing F/SN a disservice by using the UBW poem to mock heavy spam. Yet another nail in the coffin full of reasons as to why I dislike cat merc.
lel
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13838
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:03:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16.
lel
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13838
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:07:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. You are wrong. You are off by about 11 years too young. 27 & Married... Trying to convince Wife that my addiction to DUST is not a problem.
So...
Bedtime?
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13838
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Posted - 2014.12.15 10:36:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. You are wrong. You are off by about 11 years too young. 27 & Married... Trying to convince Wife that my addiction to DUST is not a problem. I was actually talking at cat merc, but its past your bed time too
lel
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13844
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:24:00 -
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Savage Mangler wrote:Kinetic CATalyzer: SQUARE ACCEL! So Cat Merc, I heard from some spiky orange haired guy with a hero complex that people die when they're killed. Is that true oh catnipped one? 
Schr+¦dinger's cat would like to have a word with you.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13844
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:26:00 -
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Savage Mangler wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Edau Skir2 wrote:Whatever happened to freedom of speech and respecting other people's views? Don't like it, don't read it. Simple.
Freedom of speech doesn't apply on the Internet. Much like in 3d-land if you're being dumb or a jerk people do have every right to tell you to knock it off, especially if its being done in a public venue. I'm not even going to touch this self demonstrating article of hypocrisy. All I can say is loosen up a bit. I am a huge type-moon fanatic and I still got a good chuckle out of it. Was it terribly clever and original? Not really, but that's not a reason to **** in his meowmix.
Pretty much.
It's why I'm giggling at every post he makes.
I'm currently going through the VN and enjoying it quite a bit.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13850
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:50:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent. He's probably 16 for sure And like all cats, natively evil. I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie.
...I am actually 16.
It's just my Russian genes. lel
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13855
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Posted - 2014.12.15 12:59:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent. He's probably 16 for sure And like all cats, natively evil. I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie. ...I actually am 16. It's just my Russian genes. lel I heard it was good Russian manners to always fill you guests cup with vodka. If I don't wanna get wasted, I should keep it half full because if I drink it all you must refill the cup. Is this true? *chugs glass of vodka*
So THAT'S what happened last night....
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13855
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Posted - 2014.12.15 13:00:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent. He's probably 16 for sure And like all cats, natively evil. I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie. ...I am actually 16. It's just my Russian genes. lel So a Russian Cat and a Swedish Raven?  That may have sounded better in my head... 
Eh, don't actually live in Russia.
That's just where my family came from.
Never stepped foot in Russia.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13857
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Posted - 2014.12.15 14:51:00 -
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Meeko Fent wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:Meeko Fent wrote:*wonders if Mina is going to figure out she's getting trolled, or if trolling* She never figures it out even when you spell it out in crayon. *facepalm* She clearly never leveled her troll detection skills.
But that's a core skill!
I would understand if she didn't have Troll Detection Proficiency, but Troll Detection? Really?
That's like not leveling Ban Evasion and Alt Control!
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13859
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Posted - 2014.12.15 16:14:00 -
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Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc are you a furry?
That would be a no.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13859
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Posted - 2014.12.15 16:27:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Savage Mangler wrote:MINA Longstrike wrote:Edau Skir2 wrote:Whatever happened to freedom of speech and respecting other people's views? Don't like it, don't read it. Simple.
Freedom of speech doesn't apply on the Internet. Much like in 3d-land if you're being dumb or a jerk people do have every right to tell you to knock it off, especially if its being done in a public venue. I'm not even going to touch this self demonstrating article of hypocrisy. All I can say is loosen up a bit. I am a huge type-moon fanatic and I still got a good chuckle out of it. Was it terribly clever and original? Not really, but that's not a reason to **** in his meowmix. Pretty much. It's why I'm giggling at every post he makes. I'm currently going through the VN and enjoying it quite a bit. I told you it was amazing! 60 hours well spent getting that thing to 100%
Won't lie, I am missing the Ufotable Unlimited Budget Works animation.
I got spoiled by it lol
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13876
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Posted - 2014.12.15 19:54:00 -
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Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game.
Or instead of removing content, tone them down a bit?
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13887
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Posted - 2014.12.15 21:12:00 -
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Ghost Kaisar wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game. Or instead of removing content, tone them down a bit? If they were toned down, then they wouldn't serve the role they are made for. A heavy class in any kind of PvP shooter is just a bad idea unless you are like CCP and pretend to have balence. Have you seen the TF2 heavy?
I have listened to the dev commentary.
The amount of thought that went into creating the classes was quite amazing.
For example, they realized that the Heavy required less skill to operate than the other classes, so they added the spin up mechanic to the machine gun, so that the player's skill in operating the heavy comes from anticipating enemy movements.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13926
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Posted - 2014.12.16 04:42:00 -
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Copharus Arkana wrote:
That. You see where it all went wrong? they knew full well that heavys was a skilless role, but they put it in the game anyway.
After adding a mechanic adding skill to it.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13933
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Posted - 2014.12.16 12:09:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Sequal Rise wrote:OP HMG everywhere. Ho wait, Breakin Stuff is comming to prove me wrong! Oh look a seriouspost in a gag thread. How quaint.
As usual.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13943
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Posted - 2014.12.16 19:03:00 -
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Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:
That. You see where it all went wrong? they knew full well that heavys was a skilless role, but they put it in the game anyway.
After adding a mechanic adding skill to it. Oh really? If the role really did need some skill, then why do you need two players to take down one heavy? Are you all okay with this? Remember when you all said tanks shouldn't need more than one player to beat because it wasn't balanced? why should heavys be an exception?
Are we still talking about Team Fortress 2?
Because in Team Fortress 2 heavies can be easily dispatched by many classes.
Snipers can one hit kill with a headshot, Spies wreck heavies, demomen can lay traps, Soldiers only have 100 less HP and can gain a range advantage, etc'.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
13948
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Posted - 2014.12.16 22:05:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:Here is a Public Service Announcement that might have barring to this discussion: Fox Gaden wrote:Weapons that are effective at killing Sentinels:
- Remote Explosives
- Plasma Cannon
- Shotgun
- Nova Knife
- Charged Sniper Rifle (head shot)
- Bolt Pistol/Scrambler Pistol (head shots)
- Forge Gun
- HMG
With other weapons you should avoid a stand-up fight and try to wear them down instead.
-Weapon Combinations such as Flux Grenade + Projectile weapon.
-Multiple Rifles fired from different angles. Teamwork.
-Hit & run. Wear them down over multiple engagements. (If they have logi kill the logi first.)
-Mass Drivers, despite the 25% resistance, can be effective if you use cover and keep pounding them.
You will notice that most of the weapons that are effective in killing Sentinels are either Scout or Sentinel weapons. This is because the Scout is the counter to Sentinel (Paper beats Rock) and any class is effective against itself. For an Assault suit the Plasma Cannon is probably your best bet, although there are a few other weapons you could use. If you are not using a Sentinel killing weapon on your Assault suit, then you need to use tactics instead. Once any logi are eliminated it becomes a war of attrition, and most Assault suits move faster and recover faster than most Sentinels.
While I am proficient at hunting Sentinels at this point, it doesn't change how incredibly dominant they are.
It's no exaggeration when people say that PC matches are won by who can spam sentinels the hardest.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
14043
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Posted - 2014.12.22 23:26:00 -
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I am the Ions of my Pistol.
Armor is my body and nanites is my blood
I have charged over a thousand shots
Unknown to Hits, Nor known to Detection
Have withstood pain to overheat many ions
Yet, this hip fire will never hit anything
So as I charge, Unlimited Ion Works.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
14045
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Posted - 2014.12.23 03:22:00 -
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Lloyd Orfay wrote:My turn.
Am the one who see you, but also blind to sparkly stealth vampires
Am the one who those say no at.
I rise, my weapon roars
The roaring overcomes no.
Me, am the one who.
Shoots scouts with yes.
This will never die, will it?
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
14095
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Posted - 2014.12.26 16:54:00 -
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So as I spray, Unlimited Sentinel Works
Feline overlord of all humans - CAT MERC
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