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        |  Breakin Stuff
 Goonfeet
 Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
 
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      | Posted - 2014.12.14 17:10:00 -
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 Deck the halls with bowels of Cat Merc
 
 Fa lalalala la la la la!
 
 Hold him back while I'm reloading,
 
 Fa lalalala la la la la!
 
 Barrels spinning heat is rising
 
 Fa la la la la la la... la... la.
 
 Shouldn't have got that close to me,
 
 Fa la la la la... la la... la... *BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
 
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 EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word. | 
      
      
        |  Breakin Stuff
 Goonfeet
 Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
 
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      | Posted - 2014.12.15 12:41:00 -
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 MINA Longstrike wrote:Plz, go be dumb somewhere else. Isn't it past your bedtime? Or am I grossly mistaken in thinking its not possible for you to be older than 16. 
 Dude sounds like a grizzly bear with cybernetic chainsaws for fingers with a thick accent.
 
 He's probably 16 for sure
  
 And like all cats, natively evil.
 
 I swear some of the things you people get butthurt over are absolutely juvie.
 
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        |  Breakin Stuff
 Goonfeet
 Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
 
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      | Posted - 2014.12.15 13:39:00 -
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 Meeko Fent wrote:*wonders if Mina is going to figure out she's getting trolled, or if trolling* She never figures it out even when you spell it out in crayon.
 
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        |  Breakin Stuff
 Goonfeet
 Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
 
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      | Posted - 2014.12.15 20:20:00 -
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 Copharus Arkana wrote:Cat Merc wrote:Copharus Arkana wrote:I hope CCP makes the right choice and removes heavys from the game. Or instead of removing content, tone them down a bit? If they were toned down, then they wouldn't serve the role they are made for. A heavy class in any kind of PvP shooter is just a bad idea unless you are like CCP and pretend to have balence. 
 Awww look. It's so cute when they're buttmad.
 
 EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word. | 
      
      
        |  Breakin Stuff
 Goonfeet
 Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
 
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      | Posted - 2014.12.16 10:50:00 -
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 Sequal Rise wrote:OP HMG everywhere. Ho wait, Breakin Stuff is comming to prove me wrong! Oh look a seriouspost in a gag thread.
 
 How quaint.
 
 EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word. | 
      
      
        |  Breakin Stuff
 Goonfeet
 Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
 
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      | Posted - 2014.12.16 10:59:00 -
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 Oh yea my donut, how you motivate me.
 I chase you down hills and start a killing spree.
 my gun be OP, my damage is sick
 alas my donut my range be shorter than my d*ck.
 
 For the logis assist me as I pursue yor holy glaze
 nothing shall part us, all obstacles be razed.
 For my donut I chase, this obsession be true.
 I'll not stop for minscouts and their suits of rust poo.
 
 I shall chase you with kincats, my fine pastry treat.
 The tankers they block me, and rapidly are meat.
 For my donut is sacred and never leads me astray.
 When I'm chasing my donut don't get in my way.
 
 For I am a fatty, my motives be pure."
 for my hunger beckons, the donut my cure.
 so as I chase you through this game we all play,
 You warn all the pubbies, get the f*ck out my way!!!!
 
 EVE Online is what you get when engineers attempt to create "fun" without consulting someone who comprehends the word. | 
      
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