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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:36:00 -
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Tell me the best joke you got.
Also, Logibro and Rattati have been quiet lately. Is Charlie almost ready to drop?
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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RYN0CER0S
Rise Of Old Dudes
708
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:38:00 -
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Jokes were removed due to inappropriate content.
And, because CCP is sensitive.
Who farted?
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
784
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:39:00 -
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What's worse than having a worm in your apple?
Death.
PHOTON GEAR
a¦ÑGîúa¦Ñ
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Freccia di Lybra
Maphia Clan Corporation
164
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:41:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Tell me the best joke you got.
Also, Logibro and Rattati have been quiet lately. Is Charlie almost ready to drop?
When a dev is quiet for too long it means he have been fired.
Ei fu,
xxwhitedevilxx former Co-CEO Maphia Clan Corporation / Unit Unicorn
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Vordred Knight
Brave Bunnies
Brave Collective
232
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:45:00 -
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Freccia di Lybra wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Tell me the best joke you got.
Also, Logibro and Rattati have been quiet lately. Is Charlie almost ready to drop? When a dev is quiet for too long it means he have been fired.
soo the whole legion team
Markdown:
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2297
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:45:00 -
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Vapor Forseti wrote:What's worse than having a worm in your apple?
Reminds me of my favorite anti-joke.
Me wrote:Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milk shakes?
You wrote:Because he has Parkinson's disease.
Me wrote:...because he uses the finest ingredients you insensitive prick...
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Scheneighnay McBob
Cult of Gasai
5755
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:47:00 -
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Yo mama's so fat she needs to start a better diet and an exercise plan.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2297
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:48:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Yo mama's so fat she needs to start a better diet and an exercise plan.
Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?
Because she's dead.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
784
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:48:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Vapor Forseti wrote:What's worse than having a worm in your apple? Reminds me of my favorite anti-joke. Me wrote:Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milk shakes? You wrote:Because he has Parkinson's disease. Me wrote:...because he uses the finest ingredients you insensitive prick...
I was going to say the holocaust, but I didn't want to offend any kiddies.
PHOTON GEAR
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2298
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:50:00 -
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Vapor Forseti wrote:I was going to say the holocaust, but I didn't want to offend any kiddies.
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long face"?
The horse responds, "My rampant alcoholism is tearing my marriage apart".
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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the real lockingbro
2
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:51:00 -
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thread locked for discussing ccp moderation, staff, and hotfix charlie
also, locked for making jokes outside of appropriate thread
CC'P Lockingbro has returned!
...i'm still running for CPM
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2298
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:55:00 -
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the real lockingbro wrote:thread locked for discussing ccp moderation, staff, and hotfix charlie
also, locked for making jokes outside of appropriate thread
What is red and smells like blue paint?
...
Red paint
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
789
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:55:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Vapor Forseti wrote:I was going to say the holocaust, but I didn't want to offend any kiddies. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse responds, "My rampant alcoholism is tearing my marriage apart".
A German, an American, a Mexican, and an African walk into a bar.
They proceed to sit down and talk about the recent occurrences in their lives.
PHOTON GEAR
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2298
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:58:00 -
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Vapor Forseti wrote:A German, an American, a Mexican, and an African walk into a bar.
They proceed to sit down and talk about the recent occurrences in their lives.
...are you a Game Grumps fan?
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
789
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:01:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Vapor Forseti wrote:A German, an American, a Mexican, and an African walk into a bar.
They proceed to sit down and talk about the recent occurrences in their lives. ...are you a Game Grumps fan?
Maybe.
PHOTON GEAR
a¦ÑGîúa¦Ñ
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Freccia di Lybra
Maphia Clan Corporation
164
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:01:00 -
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Vordred Knight wrote:Freccia di Lybra wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Tell me the best joke you got.
Also, Logibro and Rattati have been quiet lately. Is Charlie almost ready to drop? When a dev is quiet for too long it means he have been fired. soo the whole legion team
heh, you don't really want to know...
Ei fu,
xxwhitedevilxx former Co-CEO Maphia Clan Corporation / Unit Unicorn
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Nocturnal Soul
Immortal Retribution
3720
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:09:00 -
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My friend was sleeping on the floor once and I saw his dog sniff his but and then preceded to do the deed....
Till this day he still doesn't know why I don't like his dog XD
Run, hide in fear while you can for the Amarr Scout is on the hunt!
The eyes of God compelles you!!!
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2299
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:17:00 -
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RYN0CER0S wrote:Jokes were removed due to inappropriate content.
And, because CCP is sensitive.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
...
His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Crashy Mc Boom-bewm
The United Socialist Liberation Front
37
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:17:00 -
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Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, i lied about the wheels
If at first it doesn't work, beat it with a brick.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2300
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:20:00 -
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Crashy Mc Boom-bewm wrote:What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels
Fuck. Yes.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Vitharr Foebane
Terminal Courtesy
Proficiency V.
1693
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:25:00 -
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>.>
<.<
What did the Leper say to the "Escort"?
>.>
<.<
keep the tip
Amarr: Assault V, Scout V, Sentinel V, Commando IV, Logistics IV
I place my faith in my God, my Empress, and my Laz0r
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Everything Dies
BIKINI BOTTOM BRIGADE
861
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:28:00 -
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A blonde walks into a bar.
"OUCH!"
Mike Patton is the greatest singer in music. Proof:
Listen
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Death Shadow117
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
123
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:29:00 -
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Kane spero. I think thats a joke in and of itself.
What?
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
791
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Posted - 2014.07.30 15:13:00 -
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What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin in a blender.
PHOTON GEAR
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
997
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Posted - 2014.07.30 15:26:00 -
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What's better than winning a silver medal in the special olympics?
Not being handicapped. |
Justice Prevails
300
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Posted - 2014.07.30 15:35:00 -
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What black white and red and has trouble going through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear in her head.
Embracing my inner scrub since 2013.
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Death Shadow117
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
125
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Posted - 2014.07.30 15:56:00 -
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When logibro sees this.
What?
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2310
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Posted - 2014.07.30 15:58:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:When logibro sees this.
He's gonna laugh and probably lock this thread for lack of content.
Another one of my favorites...
How do you make a plumber cry?
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You kill his family.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Death Shadow117
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
127
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Posted - 2014.07.30 16:16:00 -
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What do you call a dog with no legs.
Nothing thats just demented you sick fucks.
What?
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Death Shadow117
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
127
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Posted - 2014.07.30 16:18:00 -
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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?
An easy target
What?
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