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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:36:00 -
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Tell me the best joke you got.
Also, Logibro and Rattati have been quiet lately. Is Charlie almost ready to drop?
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:45:00 -
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Vapor Forseti wrote:What's worse than having a worm in your apple?
Reminds me of my favorite anti-joke.
Me wrote:Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milk shakes?
You wrote:Because he has Parkinson's disease.
Me wrote:...because he uses the finest ingredients you insensitive prick...
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:48:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Yo mama's so fat she needs to start a better diet and an exercise plan.
Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?
Because she's dead.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:50:00 -
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Vapor Forseti wrote:I was going to say the holocaust, but I didn't want to offend any kiddies.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse responds, "My rampant alcoholism is tearing my marriage apart".
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:55:00 -
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the real lockingbro wrote:thread locked for discussing ccp moderation, staff, and hotfix charlie
also, locked for making jokes outside of appropriate thread
What is red and smells like blue paint?
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Red paint
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:58:00 -
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Vapor Forseti wrote:A German, an American, a Mexican, and an African walk into a bar.
They proceed to sit down and talk about the recent occurrences in their lives.
...are you a Game Grumps fan?
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:17:00 -
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RYN0CER0S wrote:Jokes were removed due to inappropriate content. And, because CCP is sensitive.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:20:00 -
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Crashy Mc Boom-bewm wrote:What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels
Fuck. Yes.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.07.30 15:58:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:When logibro sees this.
He's gonna laugh and probably lock this thread for lack of content.
Another one of my favorites...
How do you make a plumber cry?
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You kill his family.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.07.31 02:17:00 -
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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of the 21st Century?
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It isn't, it's a cult.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.07.31 15:31:00 -
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Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker?
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She has dementia that severely impedes her cognitive ability as well as her memory.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.07.31 15:35:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?...
Dead baby jokes, eh?
Okay.
What's the difference between a pink Cadillac and a waist-high pile of dead babies?
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I don't have a pink Cadillac in my garage.
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Ripley Riley
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Posted - 2014.08.01 11:50:00 -
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This is a long joke, but it is well worth the read.
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I lied.
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