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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:36:00 -
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Tell me the best joke you got.
Also, Logibro and Rattati have been quiet lately. Is Charlie almost ready to drop?
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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RYN0CER0S
Rise Of Old Dudes
708
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:38:00 -
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Jokes were removed due to inappropriate content.
And, because CCP is sensitive.
Who farted?
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
784
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:39:00 -
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What's worse than having a worm in your apple?
Death.
PHOTON GEAR
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Freccia di Lybra
Maphia Clan Corporation
164
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:41:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Tell me the best joke you got.
Also, Logibro and Rattati have been quiet lately. Is Charlie almost ready to drop?
When a dev is quiet for too long it means he have been fired.
Ei fu,
xxwhitedevilxx former Co-CEO Maphia Clan Corporation / Unit Unicorn
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Vordred Knight
Brave Bunnies
Brave Collective
232
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:45:00 -
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Freccia di Lybra wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Tell me the best joke you got.
Also, Logibro and Rattati have been quiet lately. Is Charlie almost ready to drop? When a dev is quiet for too long it means he have been fired.
soo the whole legion team
Markdown:
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2297
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:45:00 -
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Vapor Forseti wrote:What's worse than having a worm in your apple?
Reminds me of my favorite anti-joke.
Me wrote:Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milk shakes?
You wrote:Because he has Parkinson's disease.
Me wrote:...because he uses the finest ingredients you insensitive prick...
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Scheneighnay McBob
Cult of Gasai
5755
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:47:00 -
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Yo mama's so fat she needs to start a better diet and an exercise plan.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2297
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:48:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Yo mama's so fat she needs to start a better diet and an exercise plan.
Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?
Because she's dead.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
784
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:48:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Vapor Forseti wrote:What's worse than having a worm in your apple? Reminds me of my favorite anti-joke. Me wrote:Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milk shakes? You wrote:Because he has Parkinson's disease. Me wrote:...because he uses the finest ingredients you insensitive prick...
I was going to say the holocaust, but I didn't want to offend any kiddies.
PHOTON GEAR
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2298
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:50:00 -
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Vapor Forseti wrote:I was going to say the holocaust, but I didn't want to offend any kiddies.
A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Why the long face"?
The horse responds, "My rampant alcoholism is tearing my marriage apart".
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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the real lockingbro
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:51:00 -
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thread locked for discussing ccp moderation, staff, and hotfix charlie
also, locked for making jokes outside of appropriate thread
CC'P Lockingbro has returned!
...i'm still running for CPM
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2298
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:55:00 -
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the real lockingbro wrote:thread locked for discussing ccp moderation, staff, and hotfix charlie
also, locked for making jokes outside of appropriate thread
What is red and smells like blue paint?
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Red paint
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
789
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:55:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Vapor Forseti wrote:I was going to say the holocaust, but I didn't want to offend any kiddies. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse responds, "My rampant alcoholism is tearing my marriage apart".
A German, an American, a Mexican, and an African walk into a bar.
They proceed to sit down and talk about the recent occurrences in their lives.
PHOTON GEAR
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2298
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:58:00 -
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Vapor Forseti wrote:A German, an American, a Mexican, and an African walk into a bar.
They proceed to sit down and talk about the recent occurrences in their lives.
...are you a Game Grumps fan?
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
789
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:01:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Vapor Forseti wrote:A German, an American, a Mexican, and an African walk into a bar.
They proceed to sit down and talk about the recent occurrences in their lives. ...are you a Game Grumps fan?
Maybe.
PHOTON GEAR
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Freccia di Lybra
Maphia Clan Corporation
164
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:01:00 -
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Vordred Knight wrote:Freccia di Lybra wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Tell me the best joke you got.
Also, Logibro and Rattati have been quiet lately. Is Charlie almost ready to drop? When a dev is quiet for too long it means he have been fired. soo the whole legion team
heh, you don't really want to know...
Ei fu,
xxwhitedevilxx former Co-CEO Maphia Clan Corporation / Unit Unicorn
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Nocturnal Soul
Immortal Retribution
3720
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:09:00 -
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My friend was sleeping on the floor once and I saw his dog sniff his but and then preceded to do the deed....
Till this day he still doesn't know why I don't like his dog XD
Run, hide in fear while you can for the Amarr Scout is on the hunt!
The eyes of God compelles you!!!
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2299
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:17:00 -
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RYN0CER0S wrote:Jokes were removed due to inappropriate content.
And, because CCP is sensitive.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
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His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Crashy Mc Boom-bewm
The United Socialist Liberation Front
37
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:17:00 -
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Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, i lied about the wheels
If at first it doesn't work, beat it with a brick.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2300
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:20:00 -
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Crashy Mc Boom-bewm wrote:What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels
Fuck. Yes.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Vitharr Foebane
Terminal Courtesy
Proficiency V.
1693
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:25:00 -
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>.>
<.<
What did the Leper say to the "Escort"?
>.>
<.<
keep the tip
Amarr: Assault V, Scout V, Sentinel V, Commando IV, Logistics IV
I place my faith in my God, my Empress, and my Laz0r
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Everything Dies
BIKINI BOTTOM BRIGADE
861
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:28:00 -
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A blonde walks into a bar.
"OUCH!"
Mike Patton is the greatest singer in music. Proof:
Listen
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Death Shadow117
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
123
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:29:00 -
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Kane spero. I think thats a joke in and of itself.
What?
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
791
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Posted - 2014.07.30 15:13:00 -
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What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin in a blender.
PHOTON GEAR
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RemingtonBeaver
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
997
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Posted - 2014.07.30 15:26:00 -
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What's better than winning a silver medal in the special olympics?
Not being handicapped. |
Justice Prevails
300
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Posted - 2014.07.30 15:35:00 -
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What black white and red and has trouble going through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear in her head.
Embracing my inner scrub since 2013.
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Death Shadow117
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
125
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Posted - 2014.07.30 15:56:00 -
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When logibro sees this.
What?
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2310
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Posted - 2014.07.30 15:58:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:When logibro sees this.
He's gonna laugh and probably lock this thread for lack of content.
Another one of my favorites...
How do you make a plumber cry?
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You kill his family.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Death Shadow117
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
127
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Posted - 2014.07.30 16:16:00 -
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What do you call a dog with no legs.
Nothing thats just demented you sick fucks.
What?
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Death Shadow117
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
127
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Posted - 2014.07.30 16:18:00 -
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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?
An easy target
What?
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Death Shadow117
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
127
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Posted - 2014.07.30 16:20:00 -
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What do you call vapors mom?
I dont live close enough to that corner to know.
What?
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
796
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Posted - 2014.07.30 17:36:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:What do you call vapors mom?
I dont live close enough to that corner to know.
Don't even make mom jokes. Don't even make mom jokes about my mom.
PHOTON GEAR
a¦ÑGîúa¦Ñ
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Jadek Menaheim
Ancient Textiles.
3328
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Posted - 2014.07.30 17:40:00 -
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Here you go.
https://twitter.com/UmakeMeSoCorny/status/493272168026087424
Want ISK? I'm giving it away!
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Jadek Menaheim
Ancient Textiles.
3328
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Posted - 2014.07.30 17:42:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?
An easy target
These are the points.
http://youtu.be/o2x7gHxQYYE
Want ISK? I'm giving it away!
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Bormir1r
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
619
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Posted - 2014.07.30 18:02:00 -
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What's more funny than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
"One does not simply" run like a Raptor. Only Mk.0 Scouts will do that.
NK are my Teeth, Kin Cats are my Legs.
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Chimichanga66605
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
179
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Posted - 2014.07.30 18:11:00 -
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Why'd the baby cross the road?
Cuz it was nailed to the chicken.
Mk.0 Specialist, Republic Loyalist
"Badassery is not born, but often thrust upon you." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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Onesimus Tarsus
Grundstein Automation
2380
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Posted - 2014.07.30 18:44:00 -
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How do you know when you have lost cognitive ability?
Cable windy deep ran castle up Norway.
K/D(r) matchmaking fixes the whole game. Period. It even fixes WP/D(r).
Beh!
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gauntlet44 LbowDeep
Heaven84 Devils
General Tso's Alliance
99
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Posted - 2014.07.30 18:54:00 -
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how can you tell when a blonde did the landscaping
the bushes are darker than the rest of the lawn
Absorb what is useful,
discard what is not,
make it uniquely your own........ Bruce Lee
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Death Shadow117
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
130
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Posted - 2014.07.30 19:16:00 -
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gauntlet44 LbowDeep wrote:how can you tell when a blonde did the landscaping
the bushes are darker than the rest of the lawn
Explain i dont understand.
What?
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
802
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Posted - 2014.07.31 00:52:00 -
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All these long posts. I feel like I started a trend, lmao.
PHOTON GEAR
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TechMechMeds
Techs Laboratory
3975
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Posted - 2014.07.31 01:00:00 -
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My gf told me that she wanted space, so I bought her an airfox model of Apollo 13 and told her to fk off.
Be vigilant!, for there are those that remove the teabag BEFORE adding milk!.
This is unacceptable!.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2333
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Posted - 2014.07.31 02:17:00 -
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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of the 21st Century?
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It isn't, it's a cult.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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TechMechMeds
Techs Laboratory
3976
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Posted - 2014.07.31 02:21:00 -
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I got home and the gf had been painting, it was pretty good but I couldn't help noticing that she was wearing two jackets.
I asked her what the deal was and she held up the tin and said....
"Well duh, for best results apply two coats".
Be vigilant!, for there are those that remove the teabag BEFORE adding milk!.
This is unacceptable!.
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Forever Smelly
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2014.07.31 07:41:00 -
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What do you get when you put a baby in the microwave?
An erection.
On a serious note, the punch line to the Hellen Keller joke is because she is a woman, not because she is dead. Hellen Keller was a bad driver because she was a woman. |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2358
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Posted - 2014.07.31 15:31:00 -
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Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker?
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She has dementia that severely impedes her cognitive ability as well as her memory.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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TechMechMeds
Techs Laboratory
3986
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Posted - 2014.07.31 15:33:00 -
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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?.........
Nail its other hand to the floor.
What's red, white and blue and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?...........
A dead baby's arm bands.
Be vigilant!, for there are those that remove the teabag BEFORE adding milk!.
This is unacceptable!.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2358
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Posted - 2014.07.31 15:35:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?...
Dead baby jokes, eh?
Okay.
What's the difference between a pink Cadillac and a waist-high pile of dead babies?
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I don't have a pink Cadillac in my garage.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
817
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Posted - 2014.07.31 22:39:00 -
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Why did the assault drop his ice cream cone?
Because he was hit by a Forge and was killed instantly.
PHOTON GEAR
a¦ÑGîúa¦Ñ
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
320
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Posted - 2014.08.01 04:22:00 -
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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nine.
One to screw in the light bulb and eight more to fling pewp at him.
AKA - StarVenger
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2384
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Posted - 2014.08.01 11:50:00 -
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This is a long joke, but it is well worth the read.
...
I lied.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Denchlad 7
Dead Man's Game
Dark Taboo
397
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Posted - 2014.08.01 11:55:00 -
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*insert random question here*
*insert lots of space*
*insert irrelevent sentence*
I will be the only player to Prototype every single god damn weapon before Dust dies. 3 to go.
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Seymor Krelborn
Vengeance Unbound
Dark Taboo
2402
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Posted - 2014.08.01 14:27:00 -
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Q: whats the worst part about eating a vegetable?
A: getting around her wheelchair
Q: what's black and blue, afraid of the dark and hates sex?
A: the little boy in the trunk of my car.
3 generations of prostitutes are sitting around sharing wh'ore stories. the youngest street walker tells the other 2 how mad she is that she only got 50 bucks for a BJ.
"50 bucks!" the middle aged hooker says, "back in my day I only got 25 bucks for a BJ."
"25 bucks!" the old harlot exclaims. in my day we were just happy to get something warm in our stomachs."
this game makes me sad....
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CCP Logibro
C C P
C C P Alliance
8861
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Posted - 2014.08.04 01:58:00 -
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(a¦á_a¦á)
Locked for lack of content and off-topic. As well as some really bad jokes (seriously).
CCP Logibro // Patron Saint of Logistics // Distributor of Nanites
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