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Death Shadow117
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
127
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Posted - 2014.07.30 16:20:00 -
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What do you call vapors mom?
I dont live close enough to that corner to know.
What?
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
796
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Posted - 2014.07.30 17:36:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:What do you call vapors mom?
I dont live close enough to that corner to know.
Don't even make mom jokes. Don't even make mom jokes about my mom.
PHOTON GEAR
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Jadek Menaheim
Ancient Textiles.
3328
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Posted - 2014.07.30 17:40:00 -
[33] - Quote
Here you go.
https://twitter.com/UmakeMeSoCorny/status/493272168026087424
Want ISK? I'm giving it away!
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Jadek Menaheim
Ancient Textiles.
3328
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Posted - 2014.07.30 17:42:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?
An easy target
These are the points.
http://youtu.be/o2x7gHxQYYE
Want ISK? I'm giving it away!
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Bormir1r
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
619
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Posted - 2014.07.30 18:02:00 -
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What's more funny than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
"One does not simply" run like a Raptor. Only Mk.0 Scouts will do that.
NK are my Teeth, Kin Cats are my Legs.
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Chimichanga66605
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
179
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Posted - 2014.07.30 18:11:00 -
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Why'd the baby cross the road?
Cuz it was nailed to the chicken.
Mk.0 Specialist, Republic Loyalist
"Badassery is not born, but often thrust upon you." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt
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Onesimus Tarsus
Grundstein Automation
2380
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Posted - 2014.07.30 18:44:00 -
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How do you know when you have lost cognitive ability?
Cable windy deep ran castle up Norway.
K/D(r) matchmaking fixes the whole game. Period. It even fixes WP/D(r).
Beh!
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gauntlet44 LbowDeep
Heaven84 Devils
General Tso's Alliance
99
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Posted - 2014.07.30 18:54:00 -
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how can you tell when a blonde did the landscaping
the bushes are darker than the rest of the lawn
Absorb what is useful,
discard what is not,
make it uniquely your own........ Bruce Lee
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Death Shadow117
Capital Acquisitions LLC
General Tso's Alliance
130
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Posted - 2014.07.30 19:16:00 -
[39] - Quote
gauntlet44 LbowDeep wrote:how can you tell when a blonde did the landscaping
the bushes are darker than the rest of the lawn
Explain i dont understand.
What?
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
802
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Posted - 2014.07.31 00:52:00 -
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All these long posts. I feel like I started a trend, lmao.
PHOTON GEAR
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TechMechMeds
Techs Laboratory
3975
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Posted - 2014.07.31 01:00:00 -
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My gf told me that she wanted space, so I bought her an airfox model of Apollo 13 and told her to fk off.
Be vigilant!, for there are those that remove the teabag BEFORE adding milk!.
This is unacceptable!.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2333
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Posted - 2014.07.31 02:17:00 -
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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of the 21st Century?
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It isn't, it's a cult.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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TechMechMeds
Techs Laboratory
3976
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Posted - 2014.07.31 02:21:00 -
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I got home and the gf had been painting, it was pretty good but I couldn't help noticing that she was wearing two jackets.
I asked her what the deal was and she held up the tin and said....
"Well duh, for best results apply two coats".
Be vigilant!, for there are those that remove the teabag BEFORE adding milk!.
This is unacceptable!.
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Forever Smelly
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
4
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Posted - 2014.07.31 07:41:00 -
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What do you get when you put a baby in the microwave?
An erection.
On a serious note, the punch line to the Hellen Keller joke is because she is a woman, not because she is dead. Hellen Keller was a bad driver because she was a woman. |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2358
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Posted - 2014.07.31 15:31:00 -
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Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker?
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She has dementia that severely impedes her cognitive ability as well as her memory.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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TechMechMeds
Techs Laboratory
3986
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Posted - 2014.07.31 15:33:00 -
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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?.........
Nail its other hand to the floor.
What's red, white and blue and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?...........
A dead baby's arm bands.
Be vigilant!, for there are those that remove the teabag BEFORE adding milk!.
This is unacceptable!.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2358
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Posted - 2014.07.31 15:35:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?...
Dead baby jokes, eh?
Okay.
What's the difference between a pink Cadillac and a waist-high pile of dead babies?
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I don't have a pink Cadillac in my garage.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
817
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Posted - 2014.07.31 22:39:00 -
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Why did the assault drop his ice cream cone?
Because he was hit by a Forge and was killed instantly.
PHOTON GEAR
a¦ÑGîúa¦Ñ
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Meisterjager Jagermeister
Red and Silver Hand
Amarr Empire
320
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Posted - 2014.08.01 04:22:00 -
[49] - Quote
How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nine.
One to screw in the light bulb and eight more to fling pewp at him.
AKA - StarVenger
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
2384
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Posted - 2014.08.01 11:50:00 -
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This is a long joke, but it is well worth the read.
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I lied.
He imposes order on the chaos of organic evolution...
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Denchlad 7
Dead Man's Game
Dark Taboo
397
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Posted - 2014.08.01 11:55:00 -
[51] - Quote
*insert random question here*
*insert lots of space*
*insert irrelevent sentence*
I will be the only player to Prototype every single god damn weapon before Dust dies. 3 to go.
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Seymor Krelborn
Vengeance Unbound
Dark Taboo
2402
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Posted - 2014.08.01 14:27:00 -
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Q: whats the worst part about eating a vegetable?
A: getting around her wheelchair
Q: what's black and blue, afraid of the dark and hates sex?
A: the little boy in the trunk of my car.
3 generations of prostitutes are sitting around sharing wh'ore stories. the youngest street walker tells the other 2 how mad she is that she only got 50 bucks for a BJ.
"50 bucks!" the middle aged hooker says, "back in my day I only got 25 bucks for a BJ."
"25 bucks!" the old harlot exclaims. in my day we were just happy to get something warm in our stomachs."
this game makes me sad....
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CCP Logibro
C C P
C C P Alliance
8861
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Posted - 2014.08.04 01:58:00 -
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(a¦á_a¦á)
Locked for lack of content and off-topic. As well as some really bad jokes (seriously).
CCP Logibro // Patron Saint of Logistics // Distributor of Nanites
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