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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:39:00 -
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What's worse than having a worm in your apple?
Death.
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
784
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:48:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Vapor Forseti wrote:What's worse than having a worm in your apple? Reminds me of my favorite anti-joke. Me wrote:Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milk shakes? You wrote:Because he has Parkinson's disease. Me wrote:...because he uses the finest ingredients you insensitive prick...
I was going to say the holocaust, but I didn't want to offend any kiddies.
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
789
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Posted - 2014.07.30 13:55:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Vapor Forseti wrote:I was going to say the holocaust, but I didn't want to offend any kiddies. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse responds, "My rampant alcoholism is tearing my marriage apart".
A German, an American, a Mexican, and an African walk into a bar.
They proceed to sit down and talk about the recent occurrences in their lives.
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
789
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Posted - 2014.07.30 14:01:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Vapor Forseti wrote:A German, an American, a Mexican, and an African walk into a bar.
They proceed to sit down and talk about the recent occurrences in their lives. ...are you a Game Grumps fan?
Maybe.
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.07.30 15:13:00 -
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What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin in a blender.
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.07.30 17:36:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:What do you call vapors mom?
I dont live close enough to that corner to know.
Don't even make mom jokes. Don't even make mom jokes about my mom.
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.07.31 00:52:00 -
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All these long posts. I feel like I started a trend, lmao.
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Vapor Forseti
Nyain Chan
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2014.07.31 22:39:00 -
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Why did the assault drop his ice cream cone?
Because he was hit by a Forge and was killed instantly.
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