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Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
137
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:07:00 -
[1] - Quote
He uses Nova Knives for personal grooming. |
Cody Sietz
The Tritan Industries RISE of LEGION
170
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:09:00 -
[2] - Quote
Hes trained with the black eagles and cooks dinner for the templars. |
Centurion mkII
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
59
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:11:00 -
[3] - Quote
He armor tanks without using his high slots. |
SoCal Ninja
IMPSwarm Negative-Feedback
41
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:12:00 -
[4] - Quote
He accepts changes to the game with grace and understanding. |
Rynoceros
One-Armed Bandits Unclaimed.
78
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:14:00 -
[5] - Quote
He asked for a buff to female heavies. And to rename them Juanita. |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
137
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:14:00 -
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He gets fan mail from Leroy Jenkins. |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
137
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:16:00 -
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He has successfully reversed an orbital strike. |
Full Metal Kitten
Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation
617
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:18:00 -
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He juggles packed AV grenades to entertain troops in the warbarge. And tosses one at you last minute and says "think fast!" |
Icy TIG3R
Ametat Security Amarr Empire
217
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:19:00 -
[9] - Quote
He uses the Duvolle Tac.
As his secondary. |
Icy TIG3R
Ametat Security Amarr Empire
217
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:19:00 -
[10] - Quote
He doesn't get stuck on the terrain. |
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Novawolf McDustingham The514th
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
104
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:21:00 -
[11] - Quote
He wears a Gallente scout suit...
As a condom. |
Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
4728
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:24:00 -
[12] - Quote
Can Respawn as a MHAV without having to die first. |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
145
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:30:00 -
[13] - Quote
Even his passive boosters are active. |
Xender17
Murderz for hire
106
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:34:00 -
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When confronted by a tank he pulls out his scrambler pistols. |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
145
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:36:00 -
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He makes Logi suits look sleek and handsome. |
hooc order
Deep Space Republic Gentlemen's Agreement
142
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:40:00 -
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I don't always use nova knives but when i do i prefer the knives attached to my corp's CEO Rugman.
I love seeing his green dot chase 2 red dots and the red dots disappear one by one. |
P14GU3
The Southern Legion RISE of LEGION
89
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:40:00 -
[17] - Quote
Speed tanks a heavy
With scanning mods for high slots. |
Godin Thekiller
Ghost Wolf Industries Alpha Wolf Pack
126
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:45:00 -
[18] - Quote
Why are you guys talking about me? Plus, I don't use tac's for secondary's; I look at people and they die. No secondary required
Peace, Godin |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
145
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:47:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Why are you guys talking about me? Plus, I don't use tac's for secondary's; I look at people and they die. No secondary required Peace, Godin
I bet you cannonball kiddie pools too. |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
147
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Posted - 2013.05.28 23:49:00 -
[20] - Quote
His skill tree has a tire swing. |
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Severance Pay
Purgatorium of the Damned League of Infamy
266
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Posted - 2013.05.29 00:09:00 -
[21] - Quote
Can shoot plasma cannon twice before reloading |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
147
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Posted - 2013.05.29 00:11:00 -
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He routinely snipes Halo players... From Dust. |
General John Ripper
187. Unclaimed.
307
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Posted - 2013.05.29 00:13:00 -
[23] - Quote
His name is General John Ripper. |
BOOOGERTRON BORTZORG
Expert Intervention Caldari State
183
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Posted - 2013.05.29 00:13:00 -
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OH I GET IT THIS IS LIKE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES BUT IN SPACE. |
itsmellslikefish
DIOS X. II
7
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Posted - 2013.05.29 01:56:00 -
[25] - Quote
He can use the front door in his merc home, and when asked by the ammar empress what the answer to life the universe and everything was he replied 42.
Stay dusty my friends. |
Anansi Ansah
Forty-Nine Fedayeen Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2013.05.29 02:24:00 -
[26] - Quote
He uses the Playstation Move out of fairness to everyone else. |
Zekain K
Expert Intervention Caldari State
58
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Posted - 2013.05.29 02:29:00 -
[27] - Quote
His shields can tank a flux grenade. |
Cody Sietz
The Tritan Industries RISE of LEGION
171
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Posted - 2013.05.29 02:40:00 -
[28] - Quote
itsmellslikefish wrote:He can use the front door in his merc home, and when asked by the ammar empress what the answer to life the universe and everything was he replied 42.
Stay dusty my friends. Can we get a beer mock up with the phrase "Stay Dusty my Friends"?
Come on CCP!
Get it done! Geezers. |
Medic 1879
The Tritan Industries RISE of LEGION
414
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Posted - 2013.05.29 02:44:00 -
[29] - Quote
Can throw a grenade so far it does a full orbit and kills the scout attempting to sneak up on him. |
DUST Fiend
OSG Planetary Operations Covert Intervention
3316
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Posted - 2013.05.29 02:51:00 -
[30] - Quote
I don't always use the Assault Rifle
But when I do,
It's Tactical
(I actually hate that ******* thing >_<) |
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Jenova's Witness
The Unholy Legion of Darkstar DARKSTAR ARMY
113
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Posted - 2013.05.29 03:07:00 -
[31] - Quote
He makes suggestions to the devs and they listen. |
Somin Krais
Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn
25
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Posted - 2013.05.29 03:15:00 -
[32] - Quote
He has been asked by CCP for a respec. |
Marston VC
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
272
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Posted - 2013.05.29 03:18:00 -
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BOOOGERTRON BORTZORG wrote:OH I GET IT THIS IS LIKE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES BUT IN SPACE.
NO! ITS LIKE THE WORLDS MOST INTERESTING MAN JOKES!...... IN SPACE! SERIOUSLY DUDE, CHUCK NORRIS IS THE SON OF THE WORLDS MOST INTERESTING MAN, DIDN'T YOU KNOW? |
BOOOGERTRON BORTZORG
Expert Intervention Caldari State
199
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Posted - 2013.05.29 03:21:00 -
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Marston VC wrote:BOOOGERTRON BORTZORG wrote:OH I GET IT THIS IS LIKE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES BUT IN SPACE. NO! ITS LIKE THE WORLDS MOST INTERESTING MAN JOKES!...... IN SPACE! SERIOUSLY DUDE, CHUCK NORRIS IS THE SON OF THE WORLDS MOST INTERESTING MAN, DIDN'T YOU KNOW?
I HAD NO CLUE BRO !!!!! |
BL4CKST4R
WarRavens
63
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Posted - 2013.05.29 03:58:00 -
[35] - Quote
He can outrun a scout while armor tanking in a Gallente suit. |
Jin Robot
Foxhound Corporation General Tso's Alliance
656
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Posted - 2013.05.29 04:10:00 -
[36] - Quote
He doesnt need to spend isk on a clone pack, he wont be needing to respawn. |
Smoky The Bear
Intergalactic Cannibus Cartel
87
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Posted - 2013.05.29 04:13:00 -
[37] - Quote
yes i am |
Taurus Tazina
Deep Space Republic Gentlemen's Agreement
0
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Posted - 2013.05.29 04:16:00 -
[38] - Quote
When asked why he refused to snipe with a shotgun he replied, "It would be inhumane to my enemies." |
Zekain K
Expert Intervention Caldari State
58
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Posted - 2013.05.29 04:35:00 -
[39] - Quote
He knows how to help his team win, and AFK at the same time. |
Skipper Jones
ZionTCD Unclaimed.
79
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Posted - 2013.05.29 04:41:00 -
[40] - Quote
He pays isk after instant battles, out of respect |
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Nebra Tene
Roaming Blades
8
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Posted - 2013.05.29 04:49:00 -
[41] - Quote
TAC AR users petitioned to have him nerfed. He runs over LAVs with his dropsuit. He AFKs...on the enemy MCC He doesn't use inertia dampening to avoid damage, but to not destroy the area on impact. |
SoCal Ninja
IMPSwarm Negative-Feedback
49
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Posted - 2013.05.29 04:52:00 -
[42] - Quote
Nebra Tene wrote:TAC AR users petitioned to have him nerfed. He runs over LAVs with his dropsuit. He AFKs...on the enemy MCC He doesn't use inertia dampening to avoid damage, but to not destroy the area on impact.
Best one so far. |
Badwolf Jones
The Southern Legion RISE of LEGION
21
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Posted - 2013.05.29 04:52:00 -
[43] - Quote
...is 'Eve Support!' |
Tectonic Fusion
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
21
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Posted - 2013.05.29 04:54:00 -
[44] - Quote
Xender17 wrote:When confronted by a tank he pulls out his scrambler pistols. That's... what I do... Not kidding. |
Syther Shadows
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
77
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Posted - 2013.05.29 04:54:00 -
[45] - Quote
He counter snipes reline campers
with a HMG |
The Robot Devil
BetaMax. CRONOS.
308
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Posted - 2013.05.29 04:56:00 -
[46] - Quote
He hull tanks. |
Skipper Jones
ZionTCD Unclaimed.
80
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Posted - 2013.05.29 05:02:00 -
[47] - Quote
SoCal Ninja wrote:Nebra Tene wrote:TAC AR users petitioned to have him nerfed. He runs over LAVs with his dropsuit. He AFKs...on the enemy MCC He doesn't use inertia dampening to avoid damage, but to not destroy the area on impact. Best one so far.
Agreed |
SILVERBACK 02
BetaMax. CRONOS.
79
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Posted - 2013.05.29 05:08:00 -
[48] - Quote
He reloads after every bullet to give the other players a chance... Whilst using a SMG |
Auld Syne
Vherokior Combat Logistics Minmatar Republic
22
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Posted - 2013.05.29 05:11:00 -
[49] - Quote
CCP Started him off with Negative SP to give other players a head start. |
Skipper Jones
ZionTCD Unclaimed.
87
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Posted - 2013.05.29 05:22:00 -
[50] - Quote
He uses the plasma cannon. |
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Jadek Menaheim
WarRavens
12
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Posted - 2013.05.29 05:25:00 -
[51] - Quote
He successfully counter-attacked a full AV squad of Forge Gunners in a militia dropship. He and the dropship are all that remain. |
Cygnus 2112
D3LTA ACADEMY
18
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Posted - 2013.05.29 05:38:00 -
[52] - Quote
He flies a drop ship... And doesnt die When he snipes... He uses a militia SMG, to be fair He successfully survived an orbital strike... In a Gallente scout suit He destroys Titans... By randomly firing his scrambler pistol up |
ZeHealingHurts HurtingHeals
Seituoda Taskforce Command Caldari State
191
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Posted - 2013.05.29 06:28:00 -
[53] - Quote
His circle button does not read "recall" when interacting with his tank, but "transport." It drops him off inside the MCC.
His enemies' MCC. |
Roldrage
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
53
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Posted - 2013.05.29 07:06:00 -
[54] - Quote
His damage with grenades makes North Korea jealous. |
SoTah Pawp
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
63
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Posted - 2013.05.29 07:16:00 -
[55] - Quote
He joined betamax and still wins. |
Lea Silencio
D3ath D3alers RISE of LEGION
33
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Posted - 2013.05.29 07:31:00 -
[56] - Quote
He has "fitted" every female characters "low slots"...AND still has PG left over.
*wink wink* |
Cosgar's Alt
Mikramurka Shock Troop Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2013.05.29 07:36:00 -
[57] - Quote
He's the only person Foxfour allows to call him Socksfour. |
Anansi Ansah
Forty-Nine Fedayeen Minmatar Republic
9
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Posted - 2013.05.29 09:14:00 -
[58] - Quote
He can defeat a TAR in CQC, with a shotgun. |
PonyClause Rex
TRAMADOL KNIGHTS
25
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Posted - 2013.05.29 09:22:00 -
[59] - Quote
His name...is the stig!! |
Delta Iddon
Electronic Sports League
16
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Posted - 2013.05.29 09:30:00 -
[60] - Quote
He uses a forge gun as a sidearm
He can believe its not butter.
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TODDSTER024
Royal Uhlans Amarr Empire
62
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Posted - 2013.05.29 09:34:00 -
[61] - Quote
He destroys tanks with a single melee. |
Freshticles
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
223
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Posted - 2013.05.29 09:35:00 -
[62] - Quote
His dropships survive more than one shot.
Just kidding, dropships suck, even for Chuck Norris. |
Herli Pascal
Noir. Planetary Regiment
42
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Posted - 2013.05.29 09:51:00 -
[63] - Quote
Stay Dusty my Friends |
Rupture Reaperson
Deadly Blue Dots RISE of LEGION
154
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Posted - 2013.05.29 09:54:00 -
[64] - Quote
Are you talking about the guy who shoots down titans with a scrambler pistol round? Yeah the goons are trying to hire him... to no avail. |
EKH0 0ne
R.I.f.t
48
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Posted - 2013.05.29 10:43:00 -
[65] - Quote
SoCal Ninja wrote:He accepts changes to the game with grace and understanding.
wowwww........................really |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
183
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Posted - 2013.05.29 11:54:00 -
[66] - Quote
Awesome. |
Cody Sietz
The Tritan Industries RISE of LEGION
175
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Posted - 2013.05.29 12:31:00 -
[67] - Quote
Thank you.
Just letting you know, I will be stealing this. |
GVGISDEAD
Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.05.29 12:45:00 -
[68] - Quote
Planetary Conquest is only possible because he allowed CCP to do it in his backyard. |
Cosgar's Alt
Mikramurka Shock Troop Minmatar Republic
19
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Posted - 2013.05.29 12:52:00 -
[69] - Quote
He still cooks fused locus grenades out of respect for his opponent. |
Cat Merc
BetaMax. CRONOS.
1197
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Posted - 2013.05.29 12:57:00 -
[70] - Quote
He doesn't hate me. |
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The Infected One
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
214
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Posted - 2013.05.29 13:02:00 -
[71] - Quote
He speaks Amarrian, in Caldari. |
Cat Merc
BetaMax. CRONOS.
1198
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Posted - 2013.05.29 13:03:00 -
[72] - Quote
He speed tanks, with armor. |
Stupid Blueberry
Nova Corps Marines Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
15
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Posted - 2013.05.29 13:56:00 -
[73] - Quote
He armor tanks.
In a Caldari Assault. |
Synther Bix
R.I.f.t
35
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Posted - 2013.05.29 14:31:00 -
[74] - Quote
He brings a nova knife to a gun fight |
Stan Kattel
Isuuaya Tactical Caldari State
27
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Posted - 2013.05.29 14:38:00 -
[75] - Quote
He begins the battle without a dropsuit and weapons to give the enemy a chance. He takes them from defeated enemies. He plays on the steering wheel. When he falls down, he revives himself. In battle, he doesn't use clones, he fights himself. He is forbidden to use AV grenades. Because he uses them to destroy ships in EVE. He is forbidden to use any other grenades for the same reason. After each battle he gets a negative amount of money and experience. He is Jove. And his racial bonus is +100% for all taken damage. His K/D is three times more than the number of clones he killed in battles. Between battles, he kills at the stations. To the place of the battle he arrives on his own Jove titan. |
Rasatsu
Much Crying Old Experts
782
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Posted - 2013.05.29 14:53:00 -
[76] - Quote
He does not always post on the forums, but when he does, he prefers to troll. |
Daxxis KANNAH
Tronhadar Free Guard Minmatar Republic
58
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Posted - 2013.05.29 14:57:00 -
[77] - Quote
He takes over EVE corporations from Dust.
Their spaceships gather to watch him take districts for sheer entertainment.
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2-Ton Twenty-One
Imperfects Negative-Feedback
637
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Posted - 2013.05.29 15:16:00 -
[78] - Quote
He is the only man to ever clone out Genolution. He has won whole planets in a single PC Match using only Nova knives on a heavy suit. He could make a sentinel a good SP investment. He as never spent a single point of SP and yet still has proto gear. He can out range a TAC AR, with nova knives. He could kill a man with a active scanner, just by pointing it at him. He can place Remote explosives on walls and vehicles. He has never missed with a forge gun. He reload while sprinting. His KD is simply the infinity symbol. CCP would pay him to balance the game but they did not have enough AUR.
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TERMINALANCE
Zumari Force Projection Caldari State
56
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Posted - 2013.05.29 15:18:00 -
[79] - Quote
He can describe Jenza, in a way that makes her sound attractive. |
fahrenheitM
Pro Hic Immortalis RISE of LEGION
287
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Posted - 2013.05.29 15:26:00 -
[80] - Quote
His shields never faulter, because he does not use them. |
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DJINN Zact
Purgatorium of the Damned League of Infamy
23
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Posted - 2013.05.29 17:36:00 -
[81] - Quote
He brought down the titan over Caldari prime, with nova knives. |
Sleepy Zan
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
2266
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Posted - 2013.05.29 18:03:00 -
[82] - Quote
He specced into proto gear with the starter sp. |
Darken-Sol
BIG BAD W0LVES Eternal Syndicate
158
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Posted - 2013.05.29 18:07:00 -
[83] - Quote
punched out god |
Quickgloves
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
518
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Posted - 2013.05.29 18:12:00 -
[84] - Quote
he has no need for the inertia dampener |
S0LlD SNAKE
PLAYSTATION4
73
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Posted - 2013.05.29 18:29:00 -
[85] - Quote
He likes Chuck Norris |
Rupture Reaperson
Deadly Blue Dots RISE of LEGION
154
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:12:00 -
[86] - Quote
TERMINALANCE wrote:He can describe Jenza, in a way that makes her sound attractive. DAMN |
SoTah Pawp
Amarr Templars Amarr Empire
85
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:13:00 -
[87] - Quote
He makes threads that CCP listens to. |
Night Ward
Ametat Security Amarr Empire
37
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:24:00 -
[88] - Quote
TERMINALANCE wrote:He can describe Jenza, in a way that makes her sound attractive.
Ouch! |
Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
4749
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:29:00 -
[89] - Quote
Can transform into an MTAC which can Transform into a Fighter which can Transform into an HAV. |
Moochie Cricket
SyNergy Gaming EoN.
309
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:38:00 -
[90] - Quote
Appears out of nowhere to fly his dropship into RDVs, making them crash and burn |
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C Saunders
Tech Guard General Tso's Alliance
230
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:39:00 -
[91] - Quote
Some say... He has been convicted for commiting suicide in public places... Twice. |
C Saunders
Tech Guard General Tso's Alliance
230
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:42:00 -
[92] - Quote
Some say... The skin under his dropsuit is prototype level... |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
223
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:43:00 -
[93] - Quote
The War-barge announcer shuts up when he's aboard. |
Somin Krais
Dead Six Initiative Lokun Listamenn
41
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:46:00 -
[94] - Quote
He can control districts just by orbiting in a private shuttle |
A'Real Fury
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
77
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:53:00 -
[95] - Quote
His foot steps are mistaken for orbitals.
RDV pilots remain sober when he is on the field. |
Succendo
GoonFeet
57
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Posted - 2013.05.30 04:30:00 -
[96] - Quote
He's me. |
Radar R4D-47
0uter.Heaven League of Infamy
96
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Posted - 2013.05.30 05:09:00 -
[97] - Quote
He coughs Orbital strikes. His heavy races LAV's and wins. His scout melees the MCC to win ambushs. His assult suit IS better then the logi suit. His Logi suit reps the MCC to full Shield. |
Imp Smash
On The Brink CRONOS.
111
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Posted - 2013.05.30 05:38:00 -
[98] - Quote
Has never had an RDV crash his delivery. Hacks control points to order pizza. Can jump a rail in a heavy suit. Tank surfs.
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Robert JD Niewiadomski
NULLIMPEX INC
162
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Posted - 2013.05.31 09:03:00 -
[99] - Quote
He is a woman in disguise... |
Klivve Cussler
S.e.V.e.N. Gentlemen's Agreement
148
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Posted - 2013.05.31 17:25:00 -
[100] - Quote
He owns districts on Azeroth and Tyria.
People know his face...in armor.
His RDV delivers hot tubs to the battlefield. |
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KingBabar
Seraphim Initiative. CRONOS.
701
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Posted - 2013.05.31 17:43:00 -
[101] - Quote
Braech AR is his go to weapon. |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
602
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Posted - 2013.05.31 17:48:00 -
[102] - Quote
Is a Templar and laughes as you can't even kill him once let alone 3 times. |
Bhor Derri
Legion of Eden C0VEN
106
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Posted - 2013.05.31 17:58:00 -
[103] - Quote
He grills beef using plasma rifles... Shaves using nova knives... and uses Amarr weapons as a laser pointer... |
Cosgar's Alt
Mikramurka Shock Troop Minmatar Republic
133
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Posted - 2013.05.31 19:49:00 -
[104] - Quote
He owns districts in Jovian space. His weapon profiency skill bonuses are measured in integers. He can stack damage mods without a stacking penalty. He can ADS with a laser and still see where he's shooting. When he calls in an HAV, it drops on the enemy redline out of fairness to his opponents. He does not lag in Planetary Conquest. He can buy AUR items for ISK, but chooses not to. CCP ninja nerfs game mechanics out of fear of his reaction. He plays public matches with friendly fire on. His melee attack is a roundhouse kick. His dashing good looks can outrun a Minmatar scout. The majority of his SP are invested in beard operation and beard proficiency level 5. His piloting skills are the reason why Dropships are continuously nerfed to this day. Invisible walls complain about him. The Jovians are studying him out of admiration. He can get 50 kills with nova knives.... in Chromosome. Severance Pay runs from his tanks. His lifetime WP can only be measured using the Hodge Conjecture. He can make Iron Wolf Saber's forum posts sound productive. He gains WP from counter hacking objectives. His pregnant silence on comms impregnates women.
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Onesimus Tarsus
Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire
267
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Posted - 2013.05.31 20:10:00 -
[105] - Quote
He actually understands what CCP is doing with this game. |
Sgt Buttscratch
G I A N T EoN.
103
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Posted - 2013.05.31 20:20:00 -
[106] - Quote
He drinks refined donkey **** and hides behinds shrouds of the narrator's lies |
Rinas Rylos
Rinas' Raiders
19
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Posted - 2013.05.31 21:27:00 -
[107] - Quote
His swarm launcher holds ten rounds..
...Just like his breach shotgun. |
Angelic Purity
Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2013.06.01 06:44:00 -
[108] - Quote
The Jovians pay him to fight their battles for them. ... He laughs at them, takes their ISK and fights whatever wars he wants.
He doesn't call in Orbital Strikes, he sucks on a laser rifle's ammo clip and spits the energy straight at his enemies. ... This is also how he strikes down orbiting enemy Titans.
Technically he's known as Templar Prime, since he came before the first Templar. ... despite the fact that he has no implant, since he has no need to worry about being killed.
He sweats Nantes right out of his pores to replenish ammo, grenades and armor. Instead of a nanoinjector his gentle caress revives teammates with 200% armor.
When fighting, he prefers to fight alone and allow the other side to have 31 troops on the field just to give them a sporting chance. |
PalaceGuard
Hellstorm Inc League of Infamy
15
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Posted - 2013.06.01 14:13:00 -
[109] - Quote
... farts dust. |
Onesimus Tarsus
Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire
281
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Posted - 2013.06.01 14:31:00 -
[110] - Quote
He has a "dress casual" Minmatar light suit. |
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Onesimus Tarsus
Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire
282
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Posted - 2013.06.01 14:52:00 -
[111] - Quote
His alts go 16-0... while he plays his main. |
Onesimus Tarsus
Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire
282
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Posted - 2013.06.01 14:53:00 -
[112] - Quote
He graduated from Academy... by applying to Academy. |
Shotty GoBang
Pro Hic Immortalis RISE of LEGION
43
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Posted - 2013.06.02 15:09:00 -
[113] - Quote
Crashes Tranquility on respawn. |
Quickgloves
SVER True Blood Unclaimed.
527
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Posted - 2013.06.02 15:12:00 -
[114] - Quote
He broke CCP's Coffe POt |
Onesimus Tarsus
Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire
284
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Posted - 2013.06.03 10:55:00 -
[115] - Quote
He used the CCP server downtime to play DUST. And EvE. |
CrotchGrab 360
Better Hide R Die D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
102
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Posted - 2013.06.03 11:56:00 -
[116] - Quote
He's able to get the frame rate above 10fps. |
Lea Silencio
D3ath D3alers RISE of LEGION
39
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Posted - 2013.06.05 08:54:00 -
[117] - Quote
He runs over murder taxis...in a militia scout suit. |
Captain Africa Clone1
GRIM MARCH
64
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Posted - 2013.06.05 12:22:00 -
[118] - Quote
He uses Aurum to wipe he's ass ! |
Dao Ferret
BetaMax. CRONOS.
48
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Posted - 2013.06.18 02:00:00 -
[119] - Quote
He not only knows what CCPs Roadmap looks like, but instead of telling him "SoonGäó", CCP give him actual or estimated dates.
Quote:I don't always revive a dying thread ... but when I do its this one. -- DUST's most interesting man ... |
Onesimus Tarsus
Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire
418
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Posted - 2013.06.18 02:15:00 -
[120] - Quote
Dao Ferret wrote:He not only knows what CCPs Roadmap looks like, but instead of telling him "SoonGäó", CCP give him actual or estimated dates. Quote:I don't always revive a dying thread ... but when I do its this one. -- DUST's most interesting man ...
Stay dusty, my friend. |
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iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
756
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Posted - 2013.06.18 02:17:00 -
[121] - Quote
SoTah Pawp wrote:He joined betamax and still wins.
Ouch... |
BL4CKST4R
WarRavens League of Infamy
282
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Posted - 2013.06.18 02:33:00 -
[122] - Quote
He survives a grenade... in armor. |
Telleth
DUST University Ivy League
52
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Posted - 2013.06.18 03:55:00 -
[123] - Quote
Doesn't always call in a tank, but when he does, lets the other team hack it out of pitty.
He may also use a vayru when he is feeling cheap.
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A B Ablabab
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
13
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Posted - 2013.06.18 04:22:00 -
[124] - Quote
Is deposited gently on the ground by the MCC |
Acezero 44
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement Caldari State
30
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Posted - 2013.06.18 04:30:00 -
[125] - Quote
He re-rolls if he dies, He never re-rolls,.. |
Onesimus Tarsus
Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire
430
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Posted - 2013.06.18 12:32:00 -
[126] - Quote
He plays Planetside 2... on his NeoCom. |
iceyburnz
Crux Special Tasks Group Gallente Federation
761
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Posted - 2013.06.18 12:33:00 -
[127] - Quote
gets 50/0 with a plasma cannon |
Delta 749
Kestrel Reconnaissance
403
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Posted - 2013.06.18 12:43:00 -
[128] - Quote
He pins the enemy down behind the redline While still in the war barge in orbit |
Sir Petersen
Valhalla Nord
164
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Posted - 2013.06.18 12:58:00 -
[129] - Quote
He-¦s here. You die. He-¦s gone. |
PonyClause Rex
TRAMADOL KNIGHTS
118
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Posted - 2013.06.18 14:19:00 -
[130] - Quote
He was born inside the unreal engine |
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Vethosis
843 Boot Camp
357
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Posted - 2013.06.18 14:25:00 -
[131] - Quote
Takes cover in plain sight. |
Onesimus Tarsus
Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire
437
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Posted - 2013.06.18 14:27:00 -
[132] - Quote
By most players, he is considered to be cover. |
A'Real Fury
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
179
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Posted - 2013.06.18 14:28:00 -
[133] - Quote
He Came, He Saw, He Re-Progammed
Yes it is .............. |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
670
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Posted - 2013.06.18 14:31:00 -
[134] - Quote
He sits on a transparent beanbag filled with water and goldfish while he plays |
Cosgar
The Unholy Legion Of DarkStar DARKSTAR ARMY
1907
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Posted - 2013.06.18 14:37:00 -
[135] - Quote
He can make the Amarr logi look OP. |
Sir Petersen
Valhalla Nord
167
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Posted - 2013.06.18 21:01:00 -
[136] - Quote
He makes people cry.
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=79198&find=unread |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
108
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Posted - 2013.06.19 13:42:00 -
[137] - Quote
He can headshot a Thales Sniper hiding in a glitch only using his stare. |
PlanetSide2Bomber
Edimmu Warfighters Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.06.20 03:10:00 -
[138] - Quote
Be your own Judge. What game looks like more fun to you? Dust.........Or this.........
Planetside 2
Coming to PS4 this year Insane Infantry Push Amazing Night Battle Night to Day Canyon Battle Intense Field Battle Desert Infantry Line Huge Desert Tank Battle 100 Tank Convoy 150 man Air Raid 65/0 Kill streak in the air
NC Montage
Factions Explained |
Mobius Wyvern
BetaMax. CRONOS.
2013
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Posted - 2013.06.20 03:23:00 -
[139] - Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2nWNZfKFSI |
Aliakin Koreck
Chatelain Rapid Response Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.06.20 06:04:00 -
[140] - Quote
The force is strong here. |
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Nimerae
LineZerkers
56
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Posted - 2013.06.20 06:20:00 -
[141] - Quote
CCP nerfed his X button, so he DDOS'd them.... With the X button. |
Sponglyboy Squaredoo
Not Guilty EoN.
164
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Posted - 2013.06.20 06:28:00 -
[142] - Quote
He examined the 1.2 release. Said not good enough and converted into 2.1 |
Sponglyboy Squaredoo
Not Guilty EoN.
164
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Posted - 2013.06.20 06:29:00 -
[143] - Quote
He can run a heavy suit, without getting piled with Locus Grenades. |
Cygnus 2112
D3LTA ACADEMY
20
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Posted - 2013.06.20 06:57:00 -
[144] - Quote
He destroys Titans... By throwing nova knives at the sky. |
Big Boss XIII
M.T.A.C Assault Operations Command
318
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Posted - 2013.06.20 07:13:00 -
[145] - Quote
He roadkills pro squads with a militia dropship |
Big Boss XIII
M.T.A.C Assault Operations Command
318
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Posted - 2013.06.20 07:45:00 -
[146] - Quote
He can slam a revolving door |
Rusty Shallows
Black Jackals
109
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Posted - 2013.06.20 08:48:00 -
[147] - Quote
Maintains a perfect 1.0 KDR because at the end of every match he gives all the kills back.
His dropsuit is a three piece Armani, evening casual attire. |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc RISE of LEGION
682
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Posted - 2013.06.20 12:34:00 -
[148] - Quote
This thread is interesting in and of itself. I find it fascinating, what comes to people's minds when they hear "most interesting". You see people with no creativity just posting about someone who is totally awesome or Chuck Norris, but the "most interesting" doesn't actually mean, the best. It just means "The most interesting and fascinating". Something that when you hear the description you say, hmm that sounds really cool, I want to know more. |
Sponglyboy Squaredoo
Not Guilty EoN.
167
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Posted - 2013.06.20 12:37:00 -
[149] - Quote
He already owns districts in the Wild Lands |
Onesimus Tarsus
Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire
487
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Posted - 2013.06.20 12:44:00 -
[150] - Quote
If team quota is reached, and he requests a LAV... Team quota is increased. |
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Fredrikson Revel
Holdfast Syndicate Amarr Empire
2
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Posted - 2013.06.20 18:56:00 -
[151] - Quote
Onesimus Tarsus wrote:If team quota is reached, and he requests a LAV... Team quota is increased.
uh oh murdur taxi beware |
Big Boss XIII
M.T.A.C Assault Operations Command
318
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Posted - 2013.06.20 19:05:00 -
[152] - Quote
He invented orbital strikes after a visit to a toilet |
Big Boss XIII
M.T.A.C Assault Operations Command
318
|
Posted - 2013.06.20 19:21:00 -
[153] - Quote
He built a titan and crashed it into caldari prime for decoration |
PlanetsideTwo F2PonPS4
Condotta Rouvenor Gallente Federation
1
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Posted - 2013.06.21 20:50:00 -
[154] - Quote
Centurion mkII wrote:He armor tanks without using his high slots.
Thats BOSS!
Yes I just said BOSS |
Ray Poe
Algintal Core Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2013.06.22 20:00:00 -
[155] - Quote
Boss was out in the 80's nice work |
Onesimus Tarsus
Kameira Lodge Amarr Empire
502
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Posted - 2013.06.22 20:02:00 -
[156] - Quote
Ray Poe wrote:Boss was out in the 80's nice work
You mean, "Boss work, Bro!" |
XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error. Negative-Feedback
2155
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Posted - 2013.06.23 03:15:00 -
[157] - Quote
Onesimus Tarsus wrote:He uses Nova Knives for personal grooming.
Bacon knives |
Celus Ivara
DUST University Ivy League
39
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Posted - 2013.06.26 21:11:00 -
[158] - Quote
Is the only ISK doubler who isn't lying.
Has skill books signed by the authors.
Instead of squad orders he gives squad sage-advice.
When he walks into Fanfest, CCP lives up to it's acronym.
When ordered to "Take Alpha" his team kidnapped him.
When he posts about his abundant "amore" it's not a typo.
When in melee range he heartily claps you on the shoulder, grins warmly and compliments you on your fit. |
GVGISDEAD
Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation
28
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Posted - 2013.07.09 21:50:00 -
[159] - Quote
He is the reason Dust is dying |
Pregnancy-leave rituals
Mannar Focused Warfare Gallente Federation
609
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Posted - 2013.07.09 22:02:00 -
[160] - Quote
He can hack multiple null cannons at once, wirelessly. |
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Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
225
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Posted - 2013.07.09 22:03:00 -
[161] - Quote
GVGISDEAD wrote:He is the reason Dust is dying
Your entry is bad and you should feel bad. |
GVGISDEAD
Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation
30
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Posted - 2013.07.09 22:30:00 -
[162] - Quote
Anarchide wrote:GVGISDEAD wrote:He is the reason Dust is dying Your entry is bad and you should feel bad.
Your KDR is bad and you should feel bad |
Pregnancy-leave rituals
Mannar Focused Warfare Gallente Federation
617
|
Posted - 2013.07.09 22:31:00 -
[163] - Quote
GVGISDEAD wrote:Anarchide wrote:GVGISDEAD wrote:He is the reason Dust is dying Your entry is bad and you should feel bad. Your KDR is bad and you should feel bad I liked your posts so you shouldn't feel bad. |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
245
|
Posted - 2013.07.10 15:11:00 -
[164] - Quote
GVGISDEAD wrote:Anarchide wrote:GVGISDEAD wrote:He is the reason Dust is dying Your entry is bad and you should feel bad. Your KDR is bad and you should feel bad
I cannot argue with that, but I can live with it. |
Anarchide
Greedy Bastards
245
|
Posted - 2013.07.10 15:13:00 -
[165] - Quote
Are my WP ok, thought? |
Artificer Ghost
L.O.T.I.S. RISE of LEGION
1018
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Posted - 2013.07.10 15:35:00 -
[166] - Quote
Hai Anarchide.
Everyone, I got this.
He saw a Blue Box, went inside, and became a TimeLord.
Check, and Mate. |
XxWarlordxX97
Internal Error. League of Infamy
3952
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Posted - 2013.07.10 15:43:00 -
[167] - Quote
Artificer Ghost wrote:Hai Anarchide.
Everyone, I got this.
He saw a Blue Box, went inside, and became a TimeLord.
Check, and Mate. Hm |
Dubber Rucky
Expert Intervention Caldari State
2
|
Posted - 2013.08.04 06:14:00 -
[168] - Quote
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Luna Angelo
We Who Walk Alone
48
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Posted - 2013.08.04 23:16:00 -
[169] - Quote
He can survive a direct hit with a Wiyrkomi Forge Gun... in a stock standard Sica. |
Hunter Junko
Vherokior Combat Logistics Minmatar Republic
126
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Posted - 2013.08.04 23:53:00 -
[170] - Quote
he visits the other side of the EVE gate...for amusement
the joves genetically alter themselves in an attempt to become him
he can clone the enemy without killing them.
he can rehearse amarrian scriptures in front of a minmatar audience
his beard deflects Sniper rounds
he can fire forge rounds, with nova knives
|
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Powerh8er
DIOS EX. Top Men.
13
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Posted - 2013.08.05 09:20:00 -
[171] - Quote
Headshots LLAV drivers with nova knives. |
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