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C Saunders
Tech Guard
General Tso's Alliance
230
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:39:00 -
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Some say... He has been convicted for commiting suicide in public places... Twice. |
C Saunders
Tech Guard
General Tso's Alliance
230
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:42:00 -
[92] - Quote
Some say... The skin under his dropsuit is prototype level... |
Onesimus Tarsus
GamersForChrist
223
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:43:00 -
[93] - Quote
The War-barge announcer shuts up when he's aboard. |
Somin Krais
Dead Six Initiative
Lokun Listamenn
41
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:46:00 -
[94] - Quote
He can control districts just by orbiting in a private shuttle |
A'Real Fury
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
77
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Posted - 2013.05.29 22:53:00 -
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His foot steps are mistaken for orbitals.
RDV pilots remain sober when he is on the field. |
Succendo
GoonFeet
57
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Posted - 2013.05.30 04:30:00 -
[96] - Quote
He's me. |
Radar R4D-47
0uter.Heaven
League of Infamy
96
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Posted - 2013.05.30 05:09:00 -
[97] - Quote
He coughs Orbital strikes.
His heavy races LAV's and wins.
His scout melees the MCC to win ambushs.
His assult suit IS better then the logi suit.
His Logi suit reps the MCC to full Shield. |
Imp Smash
On The Brink
CRONOS.
111
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Posted - 2013.05.30 05:38:00 -
[98] - Quote
Has never had an RDV crash his delivery.
Hacks control points to order pizza.
Can jump a rail in a heavy suit.
Tank surfs.
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Robert JD Niewiadomski
NULLIMPEX INC
162
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Posted - 2013.05.31 09:03:00 -
[99] - Quote
He is a woman in disguise... |
Klivve Cussler
S.e.V.e.N.
Gentlemen's Agreement
148
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Posted - 2013.05.31 17:25:00 -
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He owns districts on Azeroth and Tyria.
People know his face...in armor.
His RDV delivers hot tubs to the battlefield. |
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KingBabar
Seraphim Initiative.
CRONOS.
701
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Posted - 2013.05.31 17:43:00 -
[101] - Quote
Braech AR is his go to weapon. |
Daedric Lothar
Onslaught Inc
RISE of LEGION
602
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Posted - 2013.05.31 17:48:00 -
[102] - Quote
Is a Templar and laughes as you can't even kill him once let alone 3 times. |
Bhor Derri
Legion of Eden
C0VEN
106
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Posted - 2013.05.31 17:58:00 -
[103] - Quote
He grills beef using plasma rifles...
Shaves using nova knives...
and uses Amarr weapons as a laser pointer... |
Cosgar's Alt
Mikramurka Shock Troop
Minmatar Republic
133
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Posted - 2013.05.31 19:49:00 -
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He owns districts in Jovian space.
His weapon profiency skill bonuses are measured in integers.
He can stack damage mods without a stacking penalty.
He can ADS with a laser and still see where he's shooting.
When he calls in an HAV, it drops on the enemy redline out of fairness to his opponents.
He does not lag in Planetary Conquest.
He can buy AUR items for ISK, but chooses not to.
CCP ninja nerfs game mechanics out of fear of his reaction.
He plays public matches with friendly fire on.
His melee attack is a roundhouse kick.
His dashing good looks can outrun a Minmatar scout.
The majority of his SP are invested in beard operation and beard proficiency level 5.
His piloting skills are the reason why Dropships are continuously nerfed to this day.
Invisible walls complain about him.
The Jovians are studying him out of admiration.
He can get 50 kills with nova knives.... in Chromosome.
Severance Pay runs from his tanks.
His lifetime WP can only be measured using the Hodge Conjecture.
He can make Iron Wolf Saber's forum posts sound productive.
He gains WP from counter hacking objectives.
His pregnant silence on comms impregnates women.
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Onesimus Tarsus
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
267
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Posted - 2013.05.31 20:10:00 -
[105] - Quote
He actually understands what CCP is doing with this game. |
Sgt Buttscratch
G I A N T
EoN.
103
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Posted - 2013.05.31 20:20:00 -
[106] - Quote
He drinks refined donkey **** and hides behinds shrouds of the narrator's lies |
Rinas Rylos
Rinas' Raiders
19
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Posted - 2013.05.31 21:27:00 -
[107] - Quote
His swarm launcher holds ten rounds..
...Just like his breach shotgun. |
Angelic Purity
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
6
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Posted - 2013.06.01 06:44:00 -
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The Jovians pay him to fight their battles for them.
... He laughs at them, takes their ISK and fights whatever wars he wants.
He doesn't call in Orbital Strikes, he sucks on a laser rifle's ammo clip and spits the energy straight at his enemies.
... This is also how he strikes down orbiting enemy Titans.
Technically he's known as Templar Prime, since he came before the first Templar.
... despite the fact that he has no implant, since he has no need to worry about being killed.
He sweats Nantes right out of his pores to replenish ammo, grenades and armor.
Instead of a nanoinjector his gentle caress revives teammates with 200% armor.
When fighting, he prefers to fight alone and allow the other side to have 31 troops on the field just to give them a sporting chance. |
PalaceGuard
Hellstorm Inc
League of Infamy
15
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Posted - 2013.06.01 14:13:00 -
[109] - Quote
... farts dust. |
Onesimus Tarsus
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
281
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Posted - 2013.06.01 14:31:00 -
[110] - Quote
He has a "dress casual" Minmatar light suit. |
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Onesimus Tarsus
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
282
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Posted - 2013.06.01 14:52:00 -
[111] - Quote
His alts go 16-0... while he plays his main. |
Onesimus Tarsus
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
282
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Posted - 2013.06.01 14:53:00 -
[112] - Quote
He graduated from Academy... by applying to Academy. |
Shotty GoBang
Pro Hic Immortalis
RISE of LEGION
43
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Posted - 2013.06.02 15:09:00 -
[113] - Quote
Crashes Tranquility on respawn. |
Quickgloves
SVER True Blood
Unclaimed.
527
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Posted - 2013.06.02 15:12:00 -
[114] - Quote
He broke CCP's Coffe POt |
Onesimus Tarsus
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
284
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Posted - 2013.06.03 10:55:00 -
[115] - Quote
He used the CCP server downtime to play DUST. And EvE. |
CrotchGrab 360
Better Hide R Die
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
102
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Posted - 2013.06.03 11:56:00 -
[116] - Quote
He's able to get the frame rate above 10fps. |
Lea Silencio
D3ath D3alers
RISE of LEGION
39
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Posted - 2013.06.05 08:54:00 -
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He runs over murder taxis...in a militia scout suit. |
Captain Africa Clone1
GRIM MARCH
64
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Posted - 2013.06.05 12:22:00 -
[118] - Quote
He uses Aurum to wipe he's ass ! |
Dao Ferret
BetaMax.
CRONOS.
48
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Posted - 2013.06.18 02:00:00 -
[119] - Quote
He not only knows what CCPs Roadmap looks like, but instead of telling him "SoonGäó", CCP give him actual or estimated dates.
Quote:I don't always revive a dying thread ... but when I do its this one.
-- DUST's most interesting man ... |
Onesimus Tarsus
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
418
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Posted - 2013.06.18 02:15:00 -
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Dao Ferret wrote:He not only knows what CCPs Roadmap looks like, but instead of telling him "SoonGäó", CCP give him actual or estimated dates. Quote:I don't always revive a dying thread ... but when I do its this one.
-- DUST's most interesting man ...
Stay dusty, my friend. |
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