Yes many of us do cry for the underprivileged AFK'ers . Us working merc's do feel sorry for you folk and understand the challenged need a helping hand.

We know how it must feel to be New Eden's welfare recipients. I know its not laziness like some try to say you guys are just weak and that's not your fault you were born that way.

As many threads as you create about being on new Eden welfare we all hear your pain since the only way you are relevant and get any attention in the dust community is by being an AFK'er.

Its OK sentient here is a tissue for you.

yeah the matches last longer, ambush is 15 minutes max and it almost never goes that long. seems like ambush is the way to go.

I would happily agree to an SP reset just to watch the wealth of complaints from all the AFK'ers. Talk about sweet tears.... I don't even care about the entire AFK thing. I would do it just because most of the AFK crowd are a-holes about the entire mechanic and their abuse of it.

Back on topic though, it could be a good time to get lots of wins if I am the only one on the ground hacking objectives in skirmish starting Wednesday.

For all my fellow AFK farmers;- I will be organizing an AFK marathon tomorrow 5/1/2013.

We start at 8 am EST and will continue till we cap out tomorrow. 900K SP is available for harvesting along with some sweet sweet tears tomorrow.

We can get squads together a farm the crap out of SP tomorrow.

AFK FTSP!

Edit: Fixed the date

LOL. It doesn't even matter. PC and FW start in 2 weeks. Y'all pub scrubs can stay where you are. We will be in low sec kicking ass or getting our ass kicked. Either way it will be wayyyyyyy better than carrying all you pub scrubs on our backs.

better examples of humanity....

Yes.
Because CCP would totally tell you something nobody else knows.

I would happily agree to an SP reset just to watch the wealth of complaints from all the AFK'ers. Talk about sweet tears.... I don't even care about the entire AFK thing. I would do it just because most of the AFK crowd are a-holes about the entire mechanic and their abuse of it.

Back on topic though, it could be a good time to get lots of wins if I am the only one on the ground hacking objectives in skirmish starting Wednesday.

IDK, he was at Fanfest... he may have very well gotten some info out of one of them while they were drunk

You go read some Hemingway

You're welcome to join us in the AFK channel in-game, or LFAFK if you wish to use Voice/UVT.

Also, tomorrow's date would be 01/05/2013 - Day/Month/Year, thank you very much.

Now, guys, we've seen a lot of lazy fucks here on Dust 514 so that's nothing new but there's a key difference here with this new breed of lazy fucks.

You know guys, I was told by the dudes that there's a strange phenomenon going on here in the forums and one of them suggested that I take a look and see what I can do about it. What I'm of course talking about here is the age old "lazy piece of **** syndrome" like I tend to call it. Now the people who know me, also know that I'm dealing with these type of punks on a weekly basis in my personal life so I guess you could say that I've got some experience on the subject. That being said I rarely reply to these type of threads cause you know me: I don't give a ****! This time it's a little bit different though and with this post I'm gonna perform some straight talk, and here's how I'm going to lay it down for you guys. First I'm going through some of the reasons that make this whole thing curious, then I'm gonna delve a little deeper and give these guys some life advices. And guys remember that this is not a naming and shaming type of thing and I don't try to be too hard on you guys.

Now, guys, we've seen a lot of lazy fucks here on Dust 514 so that's nothing new but there's a key difference here with this new breed of lazy fucks. Let me give you an example: You guys remember when Mr. Spero from Imperfects was caught with his virtual pants down AFK farming in that MCC, guys? Well like any other aspiring CPM member he tried to weasel out of it, no big deal guys. That's a normal reaction guys. Not blaming Spero or anything. There's a chance the dude has turned over a new leaf and stuff like that. The point here is that the guy was ashamed of what he had done and he did what he had to do!

So that brings me to the current situation and the new breed of AFK farmers: The EoN alliance. Now let me be perfectly fair here and note that they probably have a small percentage of members who are stand up guys, so I do apologise to those few good dudes. As I said this is not a naming and shaming type of statement, boys and girls. Anyways it ends up that the EoN dudes have come up with this gimmick where they are proud of being lazy fucks! Man, would I love to hear the background of these guys! Everyone who knows me, know that I've been born and raised in a culture that values hard work, honesty and earning your own keep. Well EoN let me send a message to you guys right now: You haven't earned **** in my books!

So I tell you what, guys. You go read some Hemingway, then you take your pencil necks out of your apartment, come over and mow my lawn. I'll give you guys a couple of bucks so you can go buy yourself a few ice cream sandwiches. And that's everything I have to say about this subject, boys and girls.

the tl;dr version: i have tears. please take them with my resentment.

Tears!? What the fucks wrong with you hipsters nowadays! Jesus Christ. When I get fired up bro, I'm either yelling or releasing myself inside of a lady!

So I tell you what, guys. You go read some Hemingway, then you take your pencil necks out of your apartment, come over and mow my lawn. I'll give you guys a couple of bucks so you can go buy yourself a few ice cream sandwiches. And that's everything I have to say about this subject, boys and girls.

first tears now rage - your a bundle of emotion no wonder you rarely post if that weak level of trolling got to you - or was i close to the bullseye? :]

Hey sentient my EoN buddy, i might join you for the AFK Farming Marathon. Heck if im available i will even livestream it on my twitch channel so everybody can enjoy!!!

Hell yeah it hit the bullseye! As I said I don't know your background, bro, but where I come from we despise lazy fucks. Plain and simple. I'm gonna calm down now though, cause everyone knows I'm a good guy. That's good for you, you see if I was a **** my only bullseye would be your mouth!

you ranted all that to end it with rage and your peen in a mans mouth?-+? your life i aint judging - though you seem to love to judge others yourself lol

Oh I'm sorry my bad. I got you mixed up with my ex. She's a nagging *****.