You know guys, I was told by the dudes that there's a strange phenomenon going on here in the forums and one of them suggested that I take a look and see what I can do about it. What I'm of course talking about here is the age old "lazy piece of **** syndrome" like I tend to call it. Now the people who know me, also know that I'm dealing with these type of punks on a weekly basis in my personal life so I guess you could say that I've got some experience on the subject. That being said I rarely reply to these type of threads cause you know me: I don't give a ****! This time it's a little bit different though and with this post I'm gonna perform some straight talk, and here's how I'm going to lay it down for you guys. First I'm going through some of the reasons that make this whole thing curious, then I'm gonna delve a little deeper and give these guys some life advices. And guys remember that this is not a naming and shaming type of thing and I don't try to be too hard on you guys.

Now, guys, we've seen a lot of lazy fucks here on Dust 514 so that's nothing new but there's a key difference here with this new breed of lazy fucks. Let me give you an example: You guys remember when Mr. Spero from Imperfects was caught with his virtual pants down AFK farming in that MCC, guys? Well like any other aspiring CPM member he tried to weasel out of it, no big deal guys. That's a normal reaction guys. Not blaming Spero or anything. There's a chance the dude has turned over a new leaf and stuff like that. The point here is that the guy was ashamed of what he had done and he did what he had to do!

So that brings me to the current situation and the new breed of AFK farmers: The EoN alliance. Now let me be perfectly fair here and note that they probably have a small percentage of members who are stand up guys, so I do apologise to those few good dudes. As I said this is not a naming and shaming type of statement, boys and girls. Anyways it ends up that the EoN dudes have come up with this gimmick where they are proud of being lazy fucks! Man, would I love to hear the background of these guys! Everyone who knows me, know that I've been born and raised in a culture that values hard work, honesty and earning your own keep. Well EoN let me send a message to you guys right now: You haven't earned **** in my books!

So I tell you what, guys. You go read some Hemingway, then you take your pencil necks out of your apartment, come over and mow my lawn. I'll give you guys a couple of bucks so you can go buy yourself a few ice cream sandwiches. And that's everything I have to say about this subject, boys and girls.

Tears!? What the fucks wrong with you hipsters nowadays! Jesus Christ. When I get fired up bro, I'm either yelling or releasing myself inside of a lady!

Hell yeah it hit the bullseye! As I said I don't know your background, bro, but where I come from we despise lazy fucks. Plain and simple. I'm gonna calm down now though, cause everyone knows I'm a good guy. That's good for you, you see if I was a **** my only bullseye would be your mouth!

Oh I'm sorry my bad. I got you mixed up with my ex. She's a nagging *****.

Hell yeah I do! As I said when I get fired up, I either yell or make beautiful love. Sometimes both at the same time. Speaking of which, did you grow ******* hair yet?

Mildly trolled? I'm pissed man! But I tell you what, man as you seem to like my style. You join my channel Ric Barlom Talks and we'll have a little Dust talk show. You can be the comedy relief. BTW do you need helium to sound like you do or is that all natural?

Dust has a lot of potential to be a real cutting edge game. I want to keep playing this game but at the same time I don't want to go crazy with the bugs and fall behind the SP curve. Games are not fun when you rage.

I have hope that this game will be much better one day and that's why I stick around. While this may make the chickenshit clowns in douche EX mad, but honestly I couldn't give a **** about them.

My methods are unorthodoxed but it does get results

You're still going on about the tears, aren't ya? No, seriously bro, I apologise. Didn't mean to bully your ass. Just get yourself a job and start earning your SP in game too and we're settled.

It does turn some of them on, you know.

I'll be starting my AFK event tommorow later and day and only running it for 4-6 hours. But any AFK games that happen in your matches ALL DAY you can report to me for a chance to win as well : ) the reporter and the winner